Tan Mom Goes In On "Snoopy"
I know. Whores, including this whore, need to stop trying to make Tan Mom happen, but I promise this will be the last post about her (I'm lying). After this, the next time we'll talk about her is when we're all drunk in a booth at Waffle House at 3am and the waitress brings a plate of sausage patties and one of us goes, "It's Tan Mom!" That'll be the next time, but in the meantime above is a clip from TMZ of the minstrel show version of Fire Marshall Bill burning up the poof on Snoopy's head by cursing her out. No, Woodstock does not have to sharpen his beak to defend his main bitch, Tan Mom meant "Snooki" instead of "Snoopy." Being drunk on UV rays charred her brains and put the slur on her tongue a bit. TMZ told Tan Mom that Snooki called her "a crazy bitch" and the mother of the year who looks like a Raisinet after you suck all the chocolate off of it had this to say:
"She's the biggest asshole in the world. She's fake, she's fat, her tits are fake, she's disgusting. And when this is all said and done, I'd like to meet up with 'Snoopy.'"
Oh, Tan Mom, you crazy sun dried fig-looking bitch. Snooki is fat, because she's knocked up. As much as I'd like to see Tan Mom and Snooki fight it out in a tan-off to the death, I'd much rather see Tan Mom meet up with SNOOPY. This calls for a live action version of Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin starring Tan Mom as the Great Pumpkin!
And here's the frame broiled pride of New Jersey spreading a little sunshine yesterday.
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I hate myself for kind of liking this delicate flower.
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Devil's advocate.
Stupid raisonet bitch. She looks like a wanna be socialite and tennis player. Looks like she has Vodka and beer gut, too.
She has what I call the "seagull gene"... big torso and skinny legs.
I forgot to mention the fluorescents. Irish travellers love their fluorescent clothing.
It's like YEARS of MK's training hasn't helped anyone. Don't you biatches recognize an irish gypsy traveller when you see one? All of MK's posts from big fat gypsy wedding and you don't recognize bleached blonde mamas, with immaculate manicures, wanna be wag hair and wee little pale red haired children they're trying to tan during wedding season as being Irish Travellers?
They are more rare in the states, but this lady lives in a hot bed of travellers. They go south every year to Florida, etc and scam widows, gays, lonely single moms with promises of true love while fleecing them for what they can. They love to work in car dealerships so they can get access to identity and credit information.
You all need to go back to school biatches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7GBamn8dP4&feature=related
What?! Harvey levin looks like tan mom. Harvey, snoopy, and tan mom should be on a reality show together.
Joel McHale called her a "talking catcher's mitt" on The Soup, and a truer description could never be found. This woman is grotesque.
What a hideous old whore.
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Everything one day will cease.
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I fuckin love Tan Mom. She is a true butay!Hot Slut of the Millennia!
I do Pagents!
So let me get this straight- one orange, ugly chewed up untalented slut is hating on another orange, ugly chewed up untalented slut?
Jersey trash fight!
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And Imma harp on this until the story goes away. That little girl has wicked FAS face. She could be the poster child.
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I had to google that term, but you're totally right, that kid does. Kids like that always look to me like they smell like pee.
I finally figured out who she reminds me of:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lyd993grnf8/Tv-O_9RwUMI/AAAAAAAABEE/ih427Is5lK...
This drunken piece of jerky with a fat jiggly gut is calling Snoopy fat? WTH? Does she ever look in the mirror?
This woman is gross. She looks like bacon, and not in a good way. Mmm, bacon!
I have to defend Snooki, this time.
"This fuckery could also double as an anthem for cats in the workforce." - Michael K, 5/1/12.
she reminds me of fraggle rock..lol at snoopy..that was my favorite stuffed animal as a child...but I think I like her..cuz she has balls
That super dark shade on her face in the main pic reminds me of the shoe polish I use on my dark brown winter boots. If it was a wood stain, it would be mahogany. Nice on wood, not so much on a face.
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Tan Mom does not play. Snoopy better sleep with one eye open after trying to talk some shit like she did so I can't say I have any sympathy.
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I'd like to push this crispy bitch into a nice cool vat of Noxema.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This tanorexic ho is funny (don't judge). That said, she needs to disappear right now. I'm already dreading the day when Seamencrest or some other asshole offers her a reality show.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I just can't with this bitch.
I smell a bunch of fakery here. I also think I smell overdone turkey burgers. But mostly I smell FAKERY. I mean, I think this story is a set up.
Salmon-Patty here is at least 54. Not 44. No fucking way is she the same age as me. And if she is that's just a damn shame!
And what is this low-rent Bristol Palin shit!? Who is she?
I'm having a difficult time deciding who to defend here.
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Submitted by Dog: "I'd be very interested in seeing what her husband looks like because he thinks she's sexy."
http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2012/may/03/tanning-mom-defedned-her-husband-a...
He looks pretty normal. He comes on at about 1:15. He has a bunch of warrants.
Why is it that crazy drunk bitches like this think they look hot??? And they always have the most jacked up teef. Like she been suckin & gnawing on an iron peen.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Now a 44 yr old trapped in a 78 yr olds body is famous for looking like the old bitch from "There's Something About Mary", fuckin awesome...and yes, SNOOPY needs to stfu, she's just as disgusting as this talking shit log...brown is beautiful when it's natural, embrace the paste and move on
Tan Mom, is SO famous and all gussied up! Look at the cuuuute outfits, is that called salmon?!
LMAO at getting Snook's name wrong *ouch* hahahahahaha I might like her, if it weren't for the leather face and taking her kid to the tan salon stuff... JUST.NO! ;D
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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 6:24pm.
ha!
Someone put it out of its misery already. It really needs to rub the lotion on its skin.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 4:28pm.
THIS bitch has no business calling anyone fat. Just sayin'. And I love how people keep saying only in America. Butterfly, please. There are pieces of shit and bad parents EVERYWHERE.
No, Miss Jane, I believe they're saying only in America will a person like this get fame for odd reasons. Although you do have a point-that Mom in the UK who gave her daughter a gift certificate for breast surgery for example. Warhol really was right-in the future EVERYONE gets their 15 minutes of fame.
And we wonder why the rest of the world laugggghhhhs at us
I'm curious as to whether the overtanning has affected her brains at all. I'm not sure it was probably ever primo grade A brain to begin with, but it makes you wonder whether any damage, albeit maybe small, can come from that.
Also, I think leather jerky people like this have essentially made a transition from vanity to tanning addiction and/or body dysmorphic disorder.
She looks like the Caucasoid version of a Ganguro girl.
just pure awfulness
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OK, i have to put this out there. I have a dentist who i've gone to for years. She's great. BUT. she is all beef jerky tan like this! She is smart, funny, down to earth, but she has one of these crazy tans! What is up with that?
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What's the not for publication story behind TMZ Harvey and the beach boy there ? Oh I am SURE there is one. You can tell just because of the smirks of his co-workers behind him while beach boy is performing.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 4:12pm.
...but are her boobs really fake?
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Yep.
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Snookie and this drunken mess are two peas in a pod. They really should not be calling each other nasty names.
She's just some mental case 2 pills short of her daily dose that the media is driving towards reality TV stardom. They love point-and-laugh shit like this.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Damn! I couldn't play the video! Lmao I luurrve me some tan mom. She's looking a tad pale though. How great would it be to have this gem on RHONJ? I bet she will get her own show on Bravo. Andy Cohen, where r u???
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THIS bitch has no business calling anyone fat. Just sayin'. And I love how people keep saying only in America. Butterfly, please. There are pieces of shit and bad parents EVERYWHERE.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 05/05/2012 - 3:57pm.
This creature is two years older than me!!! NO FUCKEN WAY!
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RIGHT? me too. scary. i wonder if she has tan lines? hahaha she probably goes full monty in the bed eewww
what a piece of shit, and I mean that both in the literal and figurative sense.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
She is typical of a middle aged, New Jersey drunk. Blech. I can't even listen to her.
The human body was just never meant to look anything like this. I feel bad for her and there's very little separating Snooki and her, except she's older and actually has a kid. "Snoopy" really shouldn't go around throwing stones...but are her boobs really fake?
I'd be very interested in seeing what her husband looks like because he thinks she's sexy. And would it surprise anyone to know that she and her husband buy several 3-gallon jugs of wine a week at their corner store? It didn't surprise me at all. That plus the tanning is killing her skin. And if she's a smoker (no doubt she is) that's a hat trick in the "oh shit what did I do to myself" stakes.
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Now THIS is a role Lindsay Lohan could play with no problem.
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So if she graduated in 83 that means she's 47?? I graduated in '88 and I'm going to be 42 next month.
Look at her hands, they look like the hands of a 80 year old. She looks so old for her age.
She need to take down her Easter decorations!
This creature is two years older than me!!! NO FUCKEN WAY!
Will someone please talk about her nail situation? She's got those cheap-ass acrylic nails that she thinks make her ultra feminine. Notice how she constantly uses her hands while talking. We need to get a made-for-TV movie made about her starring Amy Sedaris (like someone suggested the other day). Too bad Meredith Baxter is in her 60's now, otherwise she'd be all over this. Or William H. Macy in drag if he has a few weeks off and feels like slumming it.