Hot Slut Of The Day!
Catherine Scalia, a true American entrepreneur whose Hot Dog 'N Handjobs operation was shut down after she was busted by the cops for squeezing more than one kind of wiener if I ain't being too subtle. Catherine is putting the HO in hot dog. This story and that picture has everything I love most in life: hot dogs, handjobs, hookers and Long Island beauties who looks straight out of an early 80s soft core porn comedy. If you see the American bald eagle crying out an extra tear today, it's because he was so moved by this story that perfectly captures the entrepreneurial spirit of America!
IN THIS ECONOMY, a ho's gotta do what a ho's gotta do to support her four chirruns and sometimes that means she's gotta sell dick massages and lap dances from her hot dug truck. That's exactly what 45-year-old Catherine Scalia was doing before the cops killed the fun and put her in cuffs. The New York Post said that the police heard about Catherine's hot dog whore truck from her prude ass neighbors who said they watched man after man leave her Wienerbago with a smile on their face and a hot dog with extra mayo in their hand. Catherine was also handing out business cards advertising her strip parties and topless cleaning services. So on Thursday, an undercover cop bought two hot dogs and a bottle of water for $5 (side note: THAT'S A GOOD DEAL!) from Catherine before she told him the off-the-menu special. The cop stepped into the Hot Dog Hooker's Wienerbago and she gave him a lap dance in exchange for $100. When she offered to plump his sausage for $50, he pulled out a pair of handcuffs and shut the ho down. The Hot Dog Hooker was charged with prostitution whoring and was held on $2,000 bail.
This isn't the first time Catherine was busted for peddling handies. Catherine served 4 years in prison back in 2004 for hooking. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan served like 4 seconds in jail for drunk driving.
Catherine told the Post that she did give the undercover cop a peek of her chichi meat, but that doesn't make her a hooker:
“What do you want? It was a bad hot-dog day. I sold maybe $5 worth of hot dogs that day. I mean, what’s wrong with indecent exposure? Showing your chest — how could that be prostitution? I zip up when I see kids."
"It was a bad hot-dog day" IS the reason why the Hot Dog Hooker is my new hero. Jennifer Love Hewitt can fuck off, because this is really how you sell a handjob. Who cares if Catherine's hot dogs are covered in dick sweat and cumdiments, this bitch is a genius! Catherine's Hot Dog 'N Handjobs truck should be in every city. Bitch needs to go on Shark Tank!
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the Louis Vuitton Handbags,Louis Vuitton scarf,Louis Vuitton shoes and so on.But they are not the original items from LVM.
I kind of agree that the only valid excuse for paying for a handjob is if you have no arms. C'mon you can fap it yourself for free. With those melons, I think $50 for a tittie fuck would be a fair deal.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Best use of puns & metaphors ever!
Team Catherine. Legalize prostitution!
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 3:15pm.
Don't know much about hooker rates but isn't $ 50,- a hefty price for a handjob?
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Yeah I too think $50 is pricey. But I was more concerned with $100 for a lapdance. I hope it wasn't just one song.
Don't know much about hooker rates but isn't $ 50,- a hefty price for a handjob? She some kinda international handmodel or moviestar handdouble?
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I find her much more business savvy than octomom, I mean this one has her own truck! A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to feed her chirruns. I don't see anything wrong with what she did. MUCH better than keeping her kids in poverty or asking for government cheese.
I wouldn't eat from that truck, and will be side-eyeing all future food trucks...asking if they have any specials.
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I think the absolute worst part of this article is that she served four fucking years for prostitution. What do you think the longest a john has been put away for? And how is she supposed to start over after prison dealing with being on parole and everything. We should punish the johns and the pimps not the sex workers.
are fries included?
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Thank GOD I am moving back to the island, I've gone too long without hotdog stands and prostitution whores (I also miss the occasional local serial killer news and the constant silver alerts on the LIE)
if it wasn't for those boobs, i'd think this was a dude...
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Ewww! That mattress she's on looks moist and smelly. I feel dirty just looking at it!
i'd like to nominate catherine for small business owner of the year or maybe best non-foodie hotdog truck.
Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:05am.
i'd be ok with legalisation & regulation if sex workers are involved and have a say. otherwise it'd be more of the same puritanical regulation nonsense and rules from people who don't understand how the industry works.
i don't think pimping or sex trafficking would disappear because they're completely different crimes to sex work and have links to organized crime/international networks.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I'm glad she got busted. That is gross and unsanitary. Yet another reason to side eye food trucks. Mind you, I'm sober right now; when I'm leaving the bar at closing time and there is not a 24 hour diner around. . .well. . .
While she doesn't look too bad in that photo, she looks like the female coach from "Porky's" here: http://www.nationalconfidential.com/topic/catherine-scalia/
THIS BITCH is stealing Patty the Day-Time Hooker's "Hamburger Handie" franchise and turning into a "Hotdog Handie Truck" and not paying a fee? I hope Joy comes and smacks her in the head with a telephone. Greg Garcia should sue! I love "My Name Is Earl".
The Jessica Hahn of Wienerschnitzel.
The lunch and grope
The snack and pull
The eat and grip
The munch and funch
Lolllolllloollloll
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
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This is a brilliant idea. Imagine the possibilities.
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Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:07am.
Who do I need to contact at Lifetime for Lindsay to star in this ho's bio pic?
"Hot Dog Mom" is the working title.
LOL! Oh, she's dining with Woody Allen these days, so this would be beneath her (at present). It occurred to me that of her last two big roles--the John Giotti Jr. movie and the Linda Lovelace biopic--the producers used Lohan solely for publicity, then dropped her like a freckled skank. That may happen again with Liz & Dick.
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Submitted by Nanners: "Who do I need to contact at Lifetime for Lindsay to star in this ho's bio pic?
"Hot Dog Mom" is the working title."
Maybe Woody Allen?
segues to my OT rant:
Fuck, that pissed me off, seeing her have dinner with him. Maybe it's snobby of me to think this way (because of the whole Soon-Yi thing), but he is WAY out of her league.
But then again, he sometimes he gets a taste for the dumb, blowsy bimbos (Evan Rachel Wood, ScarJo).
Whatta great idea. I'm there baby! Food + handjob off a busty wench *swoon*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 11:21am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:46am.
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*Puts on sneakers (and short skirt) and runs away really fast. But not too fast.*
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Ms Fury, you do make me laugh..and that's damn sexy:)
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:46am.
I have no problem with it if that's your thing but for me the fun is in the chase.
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*Puts on sneakers (and short skirt) and runs away really fast. But not too fast.*
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Forget appetite suppression pills...all I have to do is read this! Vomit. And I agree with loopy. Why pay for a handy? How lazy can one be. Geez.
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Is that a shaggin' wagon? Sin bin? Either way it looks disgusting and probably stinks.
Plus would you eat food she prepared? Who knows where those hands have been.
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Who do I need to contact at Lifetime for Lindsay to star in this ho's bio pic?
"Hot Dog Mom" is the working title.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Four years? Wow. That's ridiculous. Pay the fine and go home, I should think. And arrest the johns, if you're going to prosecute prosties.
Personally, I don't condemn her for doing that.
But I wouldn't want her setting up shop near my home, either.
In summary, she's a hot slut.
Loopy, You were robbed! Did you hitchhike to the drive-in or were did he just let you watch it from his phone... The NERVE! I think we need to sit you down on dating etiquette!! Also seduction and hunger games do not mix! You are right!
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Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Gross, imagine a blacklight in that RV. It would glow from every corner.... including the hot dogs. (I just heaved a little, yuck.)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:54am.
There ain't nothing worse than a cheap gay.
They want BJs and all that but they won't even buy you a large combo at the cinemas, i was hungry and the whole time i was giving the hand job, my stomach was grumbling and i was picture me eating the large size butter pop corn and choc mint chip ice cream... i wasnt focused on sexy times, its hard to focus on sexy times on an empty stomach.
like i even had to pay for my own movie ticket, $8. so we weren't off to a good start when that happened.
WTF is this world coming to when a girl can't slap a weenie in her buns. personally, if I were a guy, I'd say right on, but hold the condiments, especially the mayo...
Jack, the HJ is a euphemism. So is the dance... Figured it out when she showed the cop her coochie! I think you'd line up if she parked her wienerbago outside one of you jobsites and you'd been there a long time! i could be wrong though, maybe we're only talking hot dogs here!
Businesswise, she'd be offering more, trust!
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I think Jack is lying!
Loopy, you crack me up! You got Kit Kat, Ice Cream AND Popcorn?! Would some Reese's Pieces have made a difference? I thought you had a good deal there! He forgot the licorice, but I'd forgive him, he was imagining your BJ!
"what kinda gay do you take me for??"
LOL, you tell them!
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Lmao @ Shark Tank! Team Catherine.
LMFAO at loopy!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:47am.
Do you think some real hometown chili would help?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
GG, I like your pulled pork idea but it might create false advertising and she'd need to hire on more help to serve it up proper! You're makin' me hungry and by the looks of it, the target demo, ie. Jack and Whamo ain't biting? Do you think some real hometown chili would help? ;D
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are some guys really that lazy they would pay for a handjob??? really?? you cant even pull your own dick?
this is not the 1950s, hand jobs arent all that anymore. heck it wasnt all that in the 1990s in the back of the cinema in the dark area watching some movie nobody wanted to see i.e Glitter.
i remember when some guy called me a cock tease because all i gave him was hand job and he wanted a BJ and i was like.."what kinda gay do you take me for??"
I was thinking, this is a first date, and you didn't buy me the large combo popcorn, king size kit kat bar, 800ml diet coke (cuz im watching my figure), and mint choc top ice cream for $15.
like helllo there, you gotta feed my hungry mouth before you expect me to feed on your dick. they just dont make gentlemen like they used to.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 10:21am.
Anyway, she has a Winona Judd man-face so I wouldn't pay her for sex and a hot dog.
I'm sure there are tons of guys (actually only Jack and Whamo) who would pay up.
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In her up dated pic she looks like Elaine Wuornos
http://media.mugshots.com/thumbs/gallery/images/2/d3/76/Aileen_Carol_Wuo...
As far as paying for it goes.. I would never would pay for a HJ a BJ or sex in general. I have no problem with it if that's your thing but for me the fun is in the chase.
WR, tossed salad???
I'd sue for lost income now that she has jail face! That said, were those all-beef hot dogs?! If not, she should definitely consider expanding her menu to bring in more customers. Salads would be nice! ;)
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She'd have better luck getting fiddy out of me for a hot dog and a bottle of water than a handjob. I've got two hands, if I need to spice things up I'll switch to my left hand and let that clumsy fucker take over...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
The woman certainly has a way with them wieners, that's fer dern sure. And them weinies "come" with extra mayo splattered on them and my pants.
Perhaps the judge suffers from erectile dysfunction, hence the absurd sentence?
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R.
She must have had a tough judge, who gets 4 years for prostitution?
Good find Gobbler!
That was indeed her "modelling" shot, probably taken ten or more years ago!
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Yikes! Here is a more recent pic of the mother of triplets:
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/04/cops-l-i-woman-charged-with-prost...
IF called it with the Winona Judd man-face.
As my mother would say "if a woman wants to whore herself out for some money, who cares? That's her business". Its the most liberal thing I've ever heard her say lol. But in all seriousness, apparently prostitution is "illegal" because of the violence and drugs that seems to come with it, but I think its mainly illegal because there's no tax on it aka the government can't regulate/make money off of it. Haters.
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Come on...she is a genius. If she had added pulled pork and pizza to the menu, the mens would have been lined up around her winniebago.