Take That, Angie's Fame Whoring Leg!
Whoring out your leg on the red carpet is so February. It's also about whoring out your hip bone. Model type Anja Rubik proved this last night at the Met Ball by flashing the hip bone that is so damn sharp she can stab the haters around her while doing the hip shimmy. From afar it looked like Anja was busting out some sweet moves, but she was really cutting tricks left and right. Bitch could poke out her tiny date's eye with that sharpened hip bone.
If you're planning on getting married sometime soon, do me a favor and please wear this work of pure sophistication to the ceremony. If you need a "something borrowed," I can lend you my favorite white lace ass patch.