The Glamour Ghouls Of The Met Ball
I know. I know. It's Met Ball bukkake on Dlisted today, but this is hopefully my last post on this mess and I'm going out on a terrifying note by giving you things that do bumps in the night. While human hos at the ball sipped on calorie-free champagne, these vampires, zombies, charbroiled trolls and grandma witches sipped on calorie-free carbonated souls. If you put your ear to the screen, you can practically hear the screeches from a pristine young virgin running naked through the halls of the Met as these scary bitches chase after her. Where was Scooby-Doo and the rest of the Mystery, Inc. gang when hos needed them most?
Grab your crucifix, put your garlic bulb anal chain around your neck and get close to the Royal Court of the Death Eaters. In order: Mary-Kate Olsen (looking like the Snow White witch after the dwarves dropped that boulder on her), Anna Wintour, Ronnie Wood (with his toddler-aged girlfriend), Sarah Jessica Parker with Tan Mom's skin idol Valentino, Donatella Versace, Chupa Zoe and Lana Del Taco.
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I just read somewhere that Anna Wintour banned Kim Kardashian from attending. Approve!
It's good to know some Dlisters watch Game of Thrones.
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She looks like the inspiration for Edvard Munch's "Scream" painting that just sold for $120 million.
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Submitted by Uptown James on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 11:39am.
Anna Wintour is usually really cunty when commenting on others' appearances, but look at that fucking ugly gown she is wearing. It's like as she was leaving her townhouse, she noted a chill in the air so she grabbed some curtains on the landing to make a jacket and the curtain rod is still in there.
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Also, my grandma wears those sandals to the local VFW on Bingo night.
Anna Wintour is usually really cunty when commenting on others' appearances, but look at that fucking ugly gown she is wearing. It's like as she was leaving her townhouse, she noted a chill in the air so she grabbed some curtains on the landing to make a jacket and the curtain rod is still in there.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 2:48am.
Say what you want about the trolls, Donatella will always be the hands down what the fuck did you do to yourself freak? winner on any red carpet she's on.
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Have you seen what she looked like when she was young? She was always ugly, and considering how old she is, she would be even uglier today without all of the surgery. It might be hard to believe, but whatever surgery she has had done has probably been an improvement.
Something tells me, the cocaine snorted up at that MET party just boosted colombia's GDP by 3.0%.
Is it sad that despite the billions or hundreds of millions of dollars they have and $40,000 they spend on 1 dress, $5,000 on shoes, $20,000 a handbag, and they still look shit??
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:55am.
Mary Kate looks as though she's channeling her inner Daenerys Targaryen with that hair.
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 1:55am.
Mary Kate looks as though she's channeling her inner Daenerys Targaryen with that hair.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SPOT ON!
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Say what you want about the trolls, Donatella will always be the hands down what the fuck did you do to yourself freak? winner on any red carpet she's on.
Mary Kate looks as though she's channeling her inner Daenerys Targaryen with that hair.
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sorry for quad posting it was liquor night..
donatella ver fugly
donatella ver fugly
p.s. this is a scary bitch
so i guess rob kardashian has ocd which explains why he's a dick.. can we explain the rest of them?
Good Lawd GG, for a second there I thought you were about to say you were in "awe of the beauty and fashion" of one of these people - PHEW! *alternate universe* hahahaha
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I get the feeling the Olsen twins sleep in one coffin together, fingers fondling each others' hair, in the middle of a room painted blood red and littered with heroin needles and black candles.
Who knew things would get so dark after making billions before the age of 16?
The olsen looks like she came out if some benjamin button birth canal.. Looking all old and hair stuck together from the birth liquids... Sick bitch
I used to be in awe of the beauty and fashion of this event. But this!...was as tacky as any Hollywood premier with alot of spotlight chasers and women with more imbd credits than taste.
*GASP*
Anna Wintour's had the same fug hair style for about 40 years. Stupid cow.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 9:56pm.
Helena Bonham Carter owns that look, bitches, and ONLY she can pull it off successfully. Go home.
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This. And, agreed, the three Olsens (the White Witch Olsen of Height being the third) can, CAN, pull off beauty, but the two dark art bitches then pull this mess. And yes H.B.Carter has the Morgan of the Faeries DOWN PAT END OF STORY, OLSENS.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 8:07pm.
Seriously, they really need to tighten up the guest list!
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Something indeed is going on w/ this guest list! I was at this thing twice about 10 years ago (working) and at that time, only models, nondescript fashion people no one would know and super A list types were there (like Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, etc. level). A few randoms thrown in but nothing at ALL like this. *shudders, tosses hair, storms off*
Ewww - what is that road kill that went SPLAT on the side of Wintour's dress? Doesn't she smell it?
And who let SJP borrow Ma Ingalls' weddin dress?
It's a shame. Both Olsens could quite beautiful IMO...they're both naturally attractive, and with a little makeup, could look like models. Yet they freely choose to dress like unkempt bag ladies from the crypt. Helena Bonham Carter owns that look, bitches, and ONLY she can pull it off successfully. Go home.
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Submitted by Stan Derp on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 9:37pm.
see SJP is back from the Kentucky Derby.
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This always makes me fall off off the chair lmao spilling all my damn vino. Bitch is 'I'll Have Another' from this past weekend.
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I see SJP is back from the Kentucky Derby.
I can't believe how bad Mary Kate looks.
Get Serious
I think the Trollsons are absolultey strange (weird). I'd say there's all sorts of downlow shit going on in their lives - of any subject.
Whichever troll that is - she's emaciated. WTF is wrong with all these people??
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Submitted by C6 on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 9:23pm.
*shitty English accent*
Ow roight!
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The Trollson in pic 1 is doing a good job of looking like your crazy geriatric neighbor and she's not even 30 yet. Donatella looks better from a distance, and Chupa really should not wear that kind of necklace. She's too skeletal to pull it off. She's probably exhausted after wearing it for an hour.
What is up with the trollsons? This chicks are worth hundreds of millions, yet they choose to be recluses who only come out from beneath their bridge to scare little kids or horrify party goers? These chicks must be fucked in the head; I guess money does strange things to you...
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 9:18pm.
Cappy, you keep using that progeria word
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DAS THAT KID-LOOKING-119-BY 4YRSOLD-SHIT! Progeria?! You know that shit! Blohan has the recessive of that shit at 24 looking like 40. You know?! *shakes and medicine dances w/ dream catcher as I feel the heat from the Olsens reading this, and any, thread tonight on her fked up look
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Cappy, you keep using that progeria word and Imma have to google that shit and you know how I feel about doing that! Grrr!
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Dog, then you used quality tarp. I would have died, DIED, if you said the hover touched the dark arts progeria shit hanging off of Queen "Olsen" Mab. {{hugs, pinches and a vino glass to you, by the way}}
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 8:21pm.
what happened to the top sheet she misplaced.
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Rotfl; and how about we bet the leftover 1200 thread count blanched-ivory material went on Donatella's headpiece cause it sure as shit did not go anywhere near midget-progeria. *gets out dream-catcher and garlic wreaths for protection against midget-progeria evil eye
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Fuck that bitch, man. See that wig she's wearing? That WAS the tarp I use for the Hoveround when can't get it into the garage!!!!!
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That is a cry for help.
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Cockadouche!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 8:21pm.
what happened to the top sheet she misplaced.
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Rotfl; and how about we bet the leftover 1200 thread count blanched-ivory material went on Donatella's headpiece cause it sure as shit did not go anywhere near midget-progeria. *gets out dream-catcher and garlic wreaths for protection against midget-progeria evil eye
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I've always thought MaryK was a practicing witch, and not the good kind.
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What a ghastly display. Good Gawwwwwd.
Zoe's necklace is super hideous, Donatella literally scared me out loud, Mary-Kate made me sad (I don't think those girls are ok), those NAILS on that Taco chick are Ripley's-worthy...
DO love Ron's shoes, tho. And, SJP's face/hair are a win...aaaaand I can't help wondering if that dress might be really pretty in the live. Sometimes that happens. No?
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I just saw the pic of SJP. Now I can definitively tell my granny what happened to the top sheet she misplaced.
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Once again I miss the gddamn Progeria ball. fml
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It should be "Meth" Ball not Met Ball. And Jesus fuck Chupa is a scary creature.
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Cowjam dont feel bad. How can anyone NOT think Miss Havisham - look at her!!!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 7:23pm.
ITS MISS HAVISHAM GOES TO THE DISCO!!
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You beat me to it. I was going to say something about Miss Havisham.
Seriously, they really need to tighten up the guest list!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech. Happy fucking Halloween!
At first glance I thought that Mary Kate was Chelsea Handler.