The Time GOOPY Told Courtney Love She Was Fat
Courtney Love talked to Grub Street about food (yeah, I don't know either) and said that chocolate is too average for her and she's traded mainlining heroin for mainlining sugar at 4 in the morning. Courtney also dropped a dingle that you can slip right into the "That's Our GOOP!" file. Courtney is trying to get back into acting and when she told her friend Fishsticks Paltrow this, she was met with a judgmental look down and some advice wrapped in organic bitchiness:
Sometimes I forget to eat. Right now I'm 125 pounds and five foot, eleven inches, but my "rock weight" was 160. I think I'm a sexy beast at 160, but Gwyneth is the one who told me that if you want to act, and I do want to get back to acting, "You are your own advertisement."
Oh, and the funny thing is Courtney lost some chunk on a fish sticks and lemon water diet.
I once lost a ton of weight from a fish-sticks-and-lemon-water diet. That's how I started my own band; I had to lose all that weight first, apparently. Anyway, I love lemon water; it's the key to life.
I'm pretty sure "fish sticks" and "lemon water" is code for breaded heroin needles and meth pipe water. My idea of a Fishsticks diet is reading GOOP until I barf up everything but my stomach lining.
Fishy is right about the "own advertisement" thing. I mean, she's obviously a walking advertisement for pretentious cunts and she does it so well. But Fishy needs to stop trying to change Courtney. Courtney is a stumbling advertisement for sloppy, crazy, delusional messes and if she changed herself who will sloppy, crazy, delusional messes look up to? Don't make them look up to White Oprah. That's just cruel...even for Fishsticks.
Here's Fishy looking like Judy Jetson as a slutty nurse at the Met Ball last night. That weeping side-tit tells me she's advertising bras or Cisco Adler's saggy nutacks. Unfortunately, Courtney didn't show up to the Met Ball last night, because she got into a fight with her dress on Twitter. No, Court's dress isn't on Twitter, but don't tell her that. But Court was there in cracked out spirit thanks to Cocoa Rocha (who did not do Elizabeth Taylor's old suit justice) and Chloe Sevigny.
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as usual, gwyneth looks constipated and like she's giving you permission to hate her because she's perfect.
All the Goopy love in these comments is starting to curdle my cornflakes!
"If you go home with'em, and they don't have books, don't f***'em!"
John Waters
fucking nepotism untalented whore.
i dont even know how to measure my hatred for her.
From the neck up, Chloe Sevigny looks exactly like my fourth grade faces-of-meth lunch lady who'd sling ketchup pizza and tater tots onto your plate.
Goopy is such a smug bitch. And I've never thought she was pretty. She has a very manly jawline. Although she is probably better looking now than she used to be thanks to plastic surgery.
*TEAM RitchBitch*
If your office doesn't have this kind of humour then Dlisted is NSFW and you have to take it home. Too bad.
So many shades of ugly and desperate.
Say what you want about GOOPY, but bitch looks FIERCE in this shot. Looks better than she has in years.
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So is this how Fish Sticks got her name?
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Choloe's dress says," I'd rather fuck than look elegant" I love that look at a ball. Gwynnie is gross.
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
"You are your own advertisement"-Oooh this sounds so much like Goopy, she is the most passive-aggressive person ever. I can just see her following this up by giving Courtney a sickly sweet smile and adding, "Gosh, it looks like your assistant got you a dress in a too-small size. Oh dear, those peons, they can be so silly," and smiling even wider.
Gwynnie's dress in this picture looks like a reject from a tweener store in a mall that's been on a rack since 1992. I hate an uneven hemline.
I don't think GOOP is saying C.Love's fat, just that she needs an image makeover. I know you hate her, but you're reaching here, MK. There's a lot of good stuff in this post--"Sometime I forget to eat" being the best one--but your "fat" angle is disappointing.
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Silly rabbit.
But a breast correction after breast feeding – why not? There’s actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn’t there?
How about a FACE and MOUTH correction first, bitch. What is this dumb twat blathering about now, she never HAD any tits to begin with, hypocritical twat, pre-empting her surgeries.
As for Clove, well where do we begin.. except I like her when she isn't opening her cavernous mouth and spewing out more nonsense and lies.
Goopy has great legs, but she has zero sex appeal. What a boring dress.
Don't like Cocoa's pant suit, but her face and hair look beautiful.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 2:15pm.
Who's saying Rich Bitch has to change the avatar. IIRC, that is the late Joey Stefano's beautiful bum and you might as well ask the Louvre to remove the Mona Lisa. It's art!
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I love that ass.
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Me, too! I've always loved Rich Bitch's ass avie. It's a really nice, nice bum, that, & fascinating to look at, seriously.
Yes, you are absolutely correct, M.E. I used to have a great resource that no longer exists regarding surgery photos.
Well, it's obvious Gywnnie has tweaked her face a bunch and with the documented comments about her being open for a boob job, (plus the "Before" shot), I still think something's been done. ;)
Regardless of the orientation or combination (m-m, f-f, m-f, m-f-m, etc.), I'm pretty sure some hell would be raised if someone at work saw any kind of sex act, schlong, hooha, or boobies on my computer screen at work.
I hate my job enough as it is (dear Lord do I hate it), but if I have to self-impose a ban on DListed during the day due to the above-mentioned visuals I may lose my ever-loving mind. This is the only thing that gets me through the day.
betseyfan2, agree 100% on Rich Bitch's Stefano butt avie, there was a gorgeous man!
Ont: The woman in the yellow almost looks like she's from another time... like a model from the 70's? And Goopy's body looks great, perhaps could do with a little more length on the skirt but she was going for a risqué look (for her)? Sorry Whamo, I know you'd like it to be shorter! heheheh ;P
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That dress is completely disgusting, like Defcon5-level ugly, but her body looks really bangin in it. That shouldn't even make sense, but, there it is. Lovely legs, pretty chest, lovely bod all around. Even tho fuck Gwyn - but, credit where it's due, etc.
And those satin dyed-to-match-the-dress shoes? Really tho, Gwyneth? SOOOoo 1988 high school prom. But I guess if you've got gams & a bod like that, you could wear used trash bags for a dress & shoes, and it wouldn't matter as much as it would if you, say, had a physique like Courtney fucking Love. I'm just sayin.
Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 12:59pm.
Gwyneth Before and After Boob Job
She was about 8 months pregnant in that "after" picture. They cut off the belly to maintain their lie, I suppose.
Submitted by parissucksliterally :
um, knees are SUPPOSED to be bony.
Fat knees are gross.
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I disagree. I don't like when you can see their structure. These are good knees, IMHO.
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She won some award for some crap movie:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkCLWZ6lPEREA2zCJzbkF...
I like what GOOPY is wearing here. It's very pretty. *hidea*
But Chloe Sevigny is fug and her dress is fug.
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Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 2:10pm.
I have to admit, my kids have looked over my shoulder while I occasionally ignore my parental duties. Remember one of SpiceDong's more disgusting avis of a raw and red package? Yep, my daughter is in therapy three times a week after seeing that.....J/K
http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv/gwyneth-paltrow-before-and-after-p...
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The before and after boob job pics of Goopy, the "after" is when she was pregnant with Apple. I remember that dress on some red carpet thingy, I thought she looked stunning and I can't stand this bitch.
One thing about pregnancy, especially with smaller breasted women, makes your bewbs GORGEOUS!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 2:15pm.
Who's saying Rich Bitch has to change the avatar. IIRC, that is the late Joey Stefano's beautiful bum and you might as well ask the Louvre to remove the Mona Lisa. It's art!
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I love that ass.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
That Cocoa Rocha (makes me think of "kitty rocha" which is what some horz call cat turds) chick is fug. She looks like Cheryl Hines and that chick from that "Bitch in Apt 23" show and a chihuahua all rolled into one. No offense to the aforementioned sluts.
I want to smack her smug little face.
MissJaneTexas, haha- yeah, I knew that photo from before so that's how I know that was a big ol' bush.
I think she had a boob job too. That side shot is too round. Natural boobs are never that perfect. Can't stand her and all of her phony crap. I think her reason for living is to make the rest of us feel like peons.
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Huh, I don't know who I hate more; Goopy or Cracky Love. I guess its a tie!
If looking like that is "advertising" when was the last time Goopy was hired for anything big. No one thinks of her 1st for major roles when casting. Box office poison.
Who's saying Rich Bitch has to change the avatar. IIRC, that is the late Joey Stefano's beautiful bum and you might as well ask the Louvre to remove the Mona Lisa. It's art!
Submitted by Spoiled: "I have to admit, my kids have looked over my shoulder while I occasionally ignore my parental duties."
Mine, too. Fortunately, if it's not brightly colored or animated, they have zero interest.
Sometimes I like getting their opinions. Like, I'll ask my daughter if she likes Beyonce's dress or if Suri looks like a kid she'd want to hang out with, or show them the funny animal videos. They have priceless commentary.
At my old job they wouldn't allow me to view the D. Fortunately, my current job isn't a problem
THey need to screen this event a lot better.
Cocoa Rocha's got meth face.
I kinda like Chloe's dress in that she looks like one of Austin Power's sluts. But that hair and makeup, whhhy girl? This Met ball is a celebrity version of "Faces of Meth".
Sugar free's micro peen was taken down. Lol.
I have to admit, my kids have looked over my shoulder while I occasionally ignore my parental duties. Remember one of SpiceDong's more disgusting avis of a raw and red package? Yep, my daughter is in therapy three times a week after seeing that.....J/K
http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv/gwyneth-paltrow-before-and-after-p...
am no longer offended by anything I see or read on here but i'm @ home with no little kids sooooo.....
Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 1:54pm.
Well for me, that bush was so big I though it was underwear. Honestly, for me I have an office with a door that closes so it doesn't really matter to me. I was just saying that Whamo shouldn't feel bad for being grossed out because it was two men.
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Damzzzz...chloe lookin' goot!!!
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I don't get why the Met has lowered itself to just another stop on the famewhere milk run. When they started noticing carpetbaggers showing up in town a few years ago just to walk their ho stroll (red carpet to you) and then slip out the back door, they shoulda haughtily said, "Oh, no you do not, Madam!" and rolled that red carpet up and pit it into mothballs with 90% of their permanwnt collection.
The Met ain't the Ivy and they need to remember that.
If they're not careful, Chicken Cutlets will be running their Women's Board and Fe Fendi and Muffie Potter Aston will be staying home warming up TV dinners.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
MSM told me courtney was at my house once in the 80s but I don't remember....in fact when courtney was on f/b she said she vaguely remembered...I have alot of vague memories from back then
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I like RichBitches ass avi - perfection. I didnt like the Demi puss shot, only because I am against poor grooming. Now those gore shots that troll had going a few days ago was ick!
Ahhh, I see I missed nasty avatar person... *kicks rock* That's good, I'm at work also and that shit is frowned upon. THANKS A LOT, BIN LADEN!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I missed nudity on the D? You blink and all kinds of shit happens.
Casting my vote against that avatar, too. I thought I'd be considered a prude for objecting, but it IS going too far. RichBitch and SpiceDong* are close runners up.
I'm at home so I can't get fired, and I don't even mind if my kids glimpse naked buttocks.
A butt getting fingered? Too much.
* Speaking of which, where has that hor been?
I kind of like RichBitch's ass. It's oddly comforting in its perfection, lol.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/08/2012 - 1:56pm.
So that troll in the yellow is a model?
A model what? I thought she was one of Sarah Ferguson's daughters.
It's way over the top. I work from home so it doesn't matter but for those that work, it could get them fired. RichBitch needs to take hers down too, it's a huge ass right up there. Gross.
I like the clever, funny Avis, not the porno crap.
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