Open Post: Hosted By Trace Cyrus' Head Tattoo
Trace Cyrus has answered the question you ask yourself every time you see a picture of him and that question is: Is it possible for this hore to make himself look more ridiculous than he already does?! Trace Cyrus achieved the impossible by covering the side of his head with a whole lot of foolery. Trace wrote on Twitter that the Cyrus family's tattoo artist traveled to California from Las Vegas to ink up the entire family. Trace also said that getting tattooed in the head hurt a lot (CALL PETA!!!). Trace's tattoo looks like van art to me, but it's his head and there's nothing in there that possibly could've been damaged in the making of that tattoo, so he's good!
You know, I'm trying to focus on the left side of the picture instead of trying to figure out what the fuck is in his ear (Tattoo ink? Freckled tears from his ear crying over the artistic beauty that's above it?). The left side of the picture is easier on the eyes. I mean, I kind of like those tear drop feathers. It's very Native American chola. Just call Trace, La Sad Feather.