Save That For Your Stylist, KStew
Here's Kristen Stewart teaching the children why we have a middle finger at the London premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman tonight. Something tells me that three seconds before this picture was taken, Charlize Theron told Kristen that even if she stuffed that dress into a bong, she still wouldn't toke it up and that's saying everything. Chris Hemsworth agrees! That doesn't look like a dress on Kristen's body, that looks like ceiling mold found in a hoarders house. Kristen needs to take that middle finger and direct it at the ho who told her that making her chest look like it's slowly being eaten by a black fungus IS the look. Bitch looks like Gozer the Gozerian's slow cousin who sniffed too much paint thinner as a child. I know Kristen Stewart has the personality of a corpse, but that doesn't mean she has to look like a decaying corpse on the outside. And throwing sparkles on it doesn't magically make it the look.
On a positive note, Charlize looks hot as usual. On another positive note, I'm sure at least a couple of children at the premiere now know how to properly flip a trick off and that is a beautiful thing.
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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 2:20pm.
You mean a movie can GET more vanilla than starring this doughy lump of mediocrity?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:47pm.
BZZZZZZZT! That's Liam Hemsworth.
I wanna see this film. After the mess of "Mirror Mirror", "Snow White and the Huntsman" could be the real "Snow White" film of the summer. Enough vanilla concoctions already!
Ceiling mold in a hoarders house... too accurate!! I have yet to see Kristen wear something that didn't look like it was wearing her.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 9:46am.
My boys took me to the movies last night and when my oldest son looked at the cardboard poster for this he said, I'd go see this but SHE'S (KStew) in it. My other son said "yeah".
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Mine are like that, too, but it's only the Twilight connection I think. They hate anything connected to Twilight. So prejudiced already.
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In the last few weeks I went from having zero interest in Kristen, to wanting to drink her bath water in a bad way.
Annoying.
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Get thee to a doctor before you start knotting your t-shirts at the waist and mouth breathing!!!!
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Where the heck is Sam Claflin at this event? Shouldn't the prince be escorting Snowy? He's way WAAAY hotter than Hemsworth.
How lucky it is to have a producer and screenwriter as parents. They must be sliding quite a bit of money under the table if this slag keeps getting roles. Thank God Jennifer Lawrence is around to step into this one's shoes; SHE actually has talent and a personality.
Blaze me if you will but I think Kstewart is actually quite pretty, as in REALLY pretty.
Now I don't know shit about high fashion but I think that dress WOULD look better crumpled at the end of my bed...along with Charlize's..just sayin. LOL!!!
I don't get the KStew thing. Bitch looks sickly and is not attractive.
Honestly, what is wrong with the Kristen Stewart? This girl has no talent but managed to get an Hollywood career and she's so crass.
I love Charlize and Chris is a hunk, but I hope the movie flops. And I hope Stewart will go away soon so real actresses can get work.
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Cuppy, HOW DARE SHE!!!! LOL it must be the baby weight!
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I just figured out who KStew reminds me of: Ke$ha. They're both talentless, obnoxious, not good looking, think they're hardcore, usually look like they haven't bathed or changed their clothes in three days, and inexplicably keep getting work.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 9:58am.
I don't think it is just the dress. I think she has put on some poundage lately. I guess she is happy or something horrible like that.
sorry but Sweetas' lovah looks a bit hefty in these pics, maybe it's that god awful dress
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
My boys took me to the movies last night and when my oldest son looked at the cardboard poster for this he said, I'd go see this but SHE'S (KStew) in it. My other son said "yeah".
I hate KStew and her dress is hideous. I don't see her or her fucking boyfriend having great careers now that the Twilight crapfest is over.
Maybe KStew wants to entroll in the Rihanna School of "Badassery" and the "Hardcore".
Chris is married!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!
*sadness*
KStew and Charlie there so scissored. You know it, I know it, they know it.
^^^Totally agree
i wonder if Kristen's finger smells like Rpattz asshole?
Kristen Stewart is the pits.
She has the personality and charisma of a dried biscuit.
Kristen is too cool, not ; quit trying so hard girl.
What, were Kris and Charl in a goth wedding? ;>
CharlT don't forget, you are J'adore darling. ;:)
Charlize is getting better looking as she ages. WTF.
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Kristen Stewart have nice life
Gotta quit this ranting at strangers.
Hahaha
Stay classy, bitch!
How this trick succeeded in HW always baffles me. She got from one role to another through acquaintances and recommendations without displaying an ounce of talent. Twilight made her filthy rich but took away her street cred so cue the swearing fest and the flipping off marathons.
And she just proved she's the dumbest cunt to mouthbreath and navelgaze her way through life when she said she wished bad shit happened to her so her her life would be more fascinating and exciting. I wish she used those dumbo ears and flapped away to the middle of nowhere.
It's a beautiful gown. But K.Stew's hipster stank is fucking it up.
I'll go see the Snow White & the Huntsman, but only because of Thor and Charlize.
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I'll never understand how Stewart got to where she is. It must be nepotism. She isnt particularly talented, is average looking and has the personality of a wet brick. She came across as cringelike on Graham Norton playing up this Im so shy bs. Honey, I aint buying it. Another thing. Whats with all these disgusting dresses showing off the smalls. First Beyonce, then Alesha Dixon and now these two slags.Truly ugly clothes.
I do Pagents!
charlize: megahot
kstew: LMFAO. it's like she has some fungus growing all over her upper half
UPDATE: ...and lower half too. it looks leprous, urgh
She truly was boring on the Graham Norton show, which normally brings out the fun in people. Is she dead? It was painful to watch how lacking in verve she is.
my god those two dresses are fucking hideous.
LOL who was the designer? its probably a lagerfeld dress or dior dress, costs about $10,000 and looks like shit.
normally if gimme lace, sheer, and a train and im all for it, but this is just no...
newflash ladies, just cuz some coke whore gay guy who thinks all women should weigh 38kilograms and are 5'8 tall, tells you, "you should wear that sheer lace dress cuz its FASHUUUN" doesnt mean its right.
and who is the fucking idiot who told chris hemsworth to wear that suit and black shirt?! its a shit combo...besides Thor shouldn't be wearing any items of clothing, he should be strolling around half naked flexing his Thor pecs and Thor Peen and Thor ass.
I don't like this new "Morticia's Leisurewear Lingerie" style for formal occasions. Fashion has a language and this one is baffling.
Kristen Stewart's stardom is also baffling.
This is what American teenagers are idolizing these days? Bitch looks like Smeagol from Lord of the Rings in drag. You have rich parents and you got lucky, so take a bath and stop being a cunt at least once a week for fucks sake. Ungrateful, plain ass trick.
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Where the fuck are the tits on that insipid vampire cumdumpster?
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K-Stew needs to take that finger and stick it up her ass.
Thxs Salacious, oh how Townsend must be kicking himself right about now. In hindsight bet he thinks he should have done things VERY differently... ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:47pm.
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Hey. Chris is Liam's big brother. Liam is the one banging Miley. This guy is married and just had a baby girl. :)
I agree about Townsend, he must be kicking himself over letting her go. On second thought, they were together for a long time. Charlize could have anyone she wanted at this point.
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Secret Original...do I really have to break down the whole Snow White and mirror mirror on the wall thing...Really?
Forget KStew for a minute, the suit, the hair, the smile, YUM! Now, is this the guy with Miley? Cuz if it is... YARGH! And back to ♥Charlize♥...! Too bad Townsend didn't know how to hold on to so much Gorge! ☺☺☺
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Charlize is way too hot to ever be associated with that insipid boiled potato. I don't dig the granny pants but even if she shat them and took them off they'd still be more likeable than K.Stew herself.
I can't hate on the Hemsworth. He can act, seems down to earth and is happily married to that spanish hottie when he could be fucking around like every other Hollywood douche.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
"Fairest"? WTF?
Submitted by TBH on Mon, 05/14/2012 - 9:29pm.
What a coincidence! I also want something bad to happen to her! Maybe she'll grow some fucking perspective!
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KStew must be demonstrating what her stylist did right after she hit the red carpet. Somebody in the style department hates that bitch bad. And, how cute is Charlize not evening giving a bitch a heads up. Yes, Charlize, you are the fairest of them all.
Does she ever not act like a fucking spoiled prat? I hate this sullen bitch.
Ugh, this mouth breathing, uneducated, entitled twat again. Classy, as per usual K-Spew. And that dress is the worst piece of fabric turned clothing I have ever seen.
I thought for a second she was wearing that fugly ring her character always wears in the Twilight movies on her index finger - someone else was right, this needs the "What a fucking lady" tag.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Kristen Stewart looks like an obnoxious ill bred teenager. Uncouth bitch.
I just skimed through an interview she gave to Elle and every other word was fuck. She probably considers herself a badass for swearing so much and giving the middle finger. This girl was actually complaining about not having anything bad happen to her, yeah you read right. She wanted something bad to happen to her so it would spice up her life because her life is too perfect and boring. To use her favorite word, what a fucking dumbass.
Those two are in love.