Elisabetta Canalis Is An Amazing Actress

May 16, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Since Elisabetta Canalis is a professional when it comes to faking a relationship for a stack of money and a little relevancy, Sacha Baron Cohen hired her to star with him in a STUNT QUEEN skit on a yacht in Cannes this morning. While in his Dictator drag, Sacha rubbed on Elisabetta, showed her his little dicktator, pretended to be mad when she wasn’t impressed with it, murdered her and then threw her overboard in a body bag. It was like a sped up performance art interpretation of her entire relationship with George Clooney.

Grabbing on an annoying character who’s hairier than an unwaxed Kardashian before getting fake murdered is a million steps up from humping on the human skater’s scab that is Steve-O. So YAY for that, Elisabetta. And I really hope she got at least four 8 balls for doing this shit.

Tags: Elisabetta Canalis, Sacha Baron Cohen, Stunt Queens

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