Elisabetta Canalis Is An Amazing Actress
Since Elisabetta Canalis is a professional when it comes to faking a relationship for a stack of money and a little relevancy, Sacha Baron Cohen hired her to star with him in a STUNT QUEEN skit on a yacht in Cannes this morning. While in his Dictator drag, Sacha rubbed on Elisabetta, showed her his little dicktator, pretended to be mad when she wasn't impressed with it, murdered her and then threw her overboard in a body bag. It was like a sped up performance art interpretation of her entire relationship with George Clooney.
Grabbing on an annoying character who's hairier than an unwaxed Kardashian before getting fake murdered is a million steps up from humping on the human skater's scab that is Steve-O. So YAY for that, Elisabetta. And I really hope she got at least four 8 balls for doing this shit.
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He's actually not like that at all in real life. Barely gets interviewed as himself, barely releases/discusses anything of his private life and is actually an intelligent guy with his head screwed on straight.
All the clowning around is saved when he's in character - which is why all his promo is done when he's in character. I agree with whomever said Bruno was trying a bit too hard but his Ali G and Borat runs have been great. Underrated guy. Kind cute too.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:10pm.
I could see Sacha taking his act everywhere including the bedroom. ==============================================
Think so eh? I've heard him interviewed a few times and he didn't do any shtick at all, he came off sounding very intelligent actually.
I hate Robin Williams and detest watching him being interviewed because of his being "on"
Sometimes it's just shut the fuck up and answer the question like a normal person
i think borat was hands down the best comedy of the year in which it came out. it was just spot on.
bruno was a try-hard movie and painful to watch
i'm probably not even gonna bother with this one
That's one lucky stink-fish!!!!!!!!!
What we would give to be able to give Sacha a thorough 'working over' - front and rear - with our mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy must be a pain in the ass to live with.
Da Ali G Show was brilliant. Shit cracked me up so hard.
I hate to be THAT person but here goes:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Violence against women is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny? This guy is SO overrated. He's never been funny and most likely never will be. Any dillhole could do what he does.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Brilliant marketing / publicity gimmick. Sascha Baron Cohen is a genius. Love me some him...
I for one never found Cohen funny at all. My husband and I wasted fifteen bucks to see "Borax" in the theater. We got up and walked out thirty minutes into it. This guy is a totally overrated douche. No thanks.
Okay...her anemic "fame game" aside...Elisabetta has a tight body.I'd smash that.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:10pm.
I could see Sacha taking his act everywhere including the bedroom. ==============================================
Think so eh? I've heard him interviewed a few times and he didn't do any shtick at all, he came off sounding very intelligent actually.
I hate Robin Williams and detest watching him being interviewed because of his being "on"
Sometimes it's just shut the fuck up and answer the question like a normal person
Oh! LOL. :p
Isla has great hair. Why is she married to that? Ew.
This jewboy is not and never has been the slightest bit funny.
HmmmI just read that Isla's parents are Scottish and from my Dad's hometown....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I'm as juvenile as fuck, but I love Borat.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Sacha Baron Cohen: I would hit it again and again.
Poor wife... Just how many times could you pull his finger anyway?
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A vagina is NOT a clown car!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:10pm.
I could see Sacha taking his act everywhere including the bedroom. I love a good gag but if I had to go to bed with this thing...guest room for him.
If the BI is right I would not blame Isla. This has to be menacing for small kids.
LMAO MissJane!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
LOL @ guest - sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty :)
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:39pm.
Elisabetta wasn't in Wedding Crashers.
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Hello? McFly? We were talking about Isla Fisher, the dick-tater's wife in real life...
*sharpens your crayons for you*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:38pm.
he said he wasn't joining the lawsuit, only coming forward because he believed the men accusing him and backed them 150%.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Elisabetta wasn't in Wedding Crashers.
Submitted by Spoiled on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:35pm.
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Serious question:
Do you think this is real, or do you think that people see a money making opportunity?
Let's be honest, some of these guys look like gold diggas. On the other hand, it's John Travolta. And it is a lot of men. On the OTHER other hand, at this stage in life, would he not have some idea of how to get laid without getting sued?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:28pm.
He was great in Reeky Boobie...
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Damn straight, just reading that name made me laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuR1u0pjR3s
No new post, sorry:
"A fourth man has come forward to accuse John Travolta of making inappropriate sexual advances towards male massage artists. Michael Caputo, a former masseur at Manhattan's swanky Peninsula Hotel, claims that the actor was actually banned from the hotel spa after one too many staff members complained about him.
"Travolta would always request a man for his massage, but after a while no one would take him because of his inappropriate behavior," Caputo said. "It got to the point where they couldn't find any men to take him."
Caputo says the spa's ban was instigated after several masseurs complained to the management, and lasted around three years. Although he hasn't joined the sexual assault lawsuit against Travolta, Caputo says he wanted to speak up because he believes the accusers "150%."
I thought his making people look like idiots in his other movies were brilliant, but I can't figure out what this new movie is about. Is there more pranking people? Or is it about a dictator's view on life? From the previews it looks just meh to me. He keeps whoring out this movie but still WTF is the story about?
Yeah, his old TV work was funny. Since going Hollywood his comedic gift has gone to shit.
I'm hoping throwing her overboard in a body bag is less metaphoric and more prophetic.
Cannot stand her.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:30pm.
@ Jack - but she isn't even blonde. *GASP*
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I don't give a shit!! I've had the hots for her ever since her nympho role in Wedding Crashers *dreamy*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:27pm.
*needs a chippendales' post* to make this penis day complete.
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*Frantically googles Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello*
Here ya go:
http://tinyurl.com/bvllu4w
http://tinyurl.com/bsabutv
ETA: HINT. HINT.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 1:50pm.
Migraineuse is gonna write a thesis on this one.
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LMFAO, soooooo.... do you think the word Misogyny MIGHT come up?
@ Jack - but she isn't even blonde. *GASP*
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
He was great in Reeky Boobie...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
*sends MK a box of dicks delivered by a UPS hottie*
MK, we're all sensing a theme here lol
*needs a chippendales' post* to make this penis day complete.
Coma Caca!
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If the blind item is true, and I were SBC, I'd settle the fuck down and save my marriage to that HOTASS Aussie!!! #NOMNOMNOM
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Too bad they forgot the chum bucket. No one would mind these two being shark food. Or maybe go the way of Steve Irwin (RIP) via a freak strongest assault. where are my damn sea creature pals when I need them??
I lived in England in 1999-2000 and saw his Ali G show a few times and thought it was pretty funny. However, once he came to the US and did his Borat, Bruno, etc. movies, he wasn't so funny anymore.
He's better in a supporting role - not as the main character. I don't mind him in small doses.
man face.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Oxygen on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:12pm.
I feel so embarassed for her......
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I feel more embarassed for his wife! She's such a cutepatootie!!!!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I know theoretically this stunt is bad, but the pic of him throwing her out in a garbage bag is making me laugh. Migraineuse is gonna write a thesis on this one.
I feel so embarassed for her. But her body is rocking! He simply repulses me for some odd-ball reason.
Wish that fake beard had elastic in it so you could pull it forward & let it snap back.
Can't stand SBC but the famewh*re is full of cellulite, look at the Daily Mail photoshoot.....
Two Drink: Like Robin Williams? Damn, that would be exhausting.
He's probably depressed and crabby when he's not "on". That's what I always imagine "funny" men are like.
Can't stand SBC but the famewhore is full cellulite!!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/16/article-2145188-131DF8BF000005...
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 2:05pm.
I wonder if his wife ever tires of his nonsense. I love a person who can make me laugh but this guy seems just plain annoying. Like he's shit in my shoes as a joke or something.
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I think this blind item, if true, is Sasha Baron Cohen and his wife:
http://blindgossip.com/?p=39192
Only makes me think the blinds about Isla being sick of his antics are true. I don't know how she can put up with some of his shtick.
Too hairy....I wouldn't want to risk choking to death while hacking up that fur ball.