Enter Gloria Allred
In "Why in wiggly anus hell didn't I see this coming?" news, super lawyer Gloria Allred has found a way to get a starring role in this messy John Travolta saga. It looks like I was every layer of false when I said that John Doe #1 withdrew his $2 million lawsuit against John Travolta because he was paid off. John Doe #1 hired Gloria Allred and the two will decide whether or not he's going to sue a bitch again. I have been thinking that what this John Travolta vs. T Entire Massage Industry drama needs is a theatrical press conference starring dramatic ass Gloria "Norma Desmond" Allred!
John Doe #1's first lawyer, Okorie Okorocha, filed papers to dismiss the lawsuit after they both decided to go their separate ways. Without a lawyer and with hos throwing a suspicious squint at him for getting the date of the alleged groping wrong, most of us figured his case was as dead as the animal on Travolta's head. But the Captain Save-A-Ho of attorneys tells Radar that the case is alive and she's going to squeeze every last drop of attention leche from it:
" I represent John Doe #1. Mr. Doe's lawsuit was dismissed without prejudice which means that he is still legally entitled to file another lawsuit against John Travolta if he chooses. We are in the process of conferring with him regarding the next steps, which he may wish to take. Our client and our firm has no further comment at this time."
John Doe #1 doesn't need to ever comment, because Gloria Allgreen will say everything that needs to be said when she stages a live reenactment of the incident for the media in the conference room of her office. Now is Gloria's chance to top her priceless baseball bat butt sex ballet:
Since it's been Trollvolta overload around here and you're going to need several years of hypnotherapy to rid your brain of the images of his hungry hungry hole saying "Feed me, Seymour!" to a massage therapist's finger, here's something that might temporarily ease the pain. Presenting...Shemar Moore's nipples in Cannes!
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Her face @ 0:06 0:10 when she pushed the bat past the skinny part! LMAO!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:34pm.
I'm sure Revolta and Tammy could show us how.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Dear Shemar,
Please take the man jewelry and clothes off so I can ride you all night long, then again for breakfast. Be prepared to make this an ongoing project. I look forward to our meeting. Should I bring the music? Please advise.
Many warm regards,
LamotherfuckinChaylo
ohhh lorddddd.
i wanna throw my legs over shemar's shoulders and let him pound me like a piece of veal.
sorry wat about john ?
All I read was Shemar Moore's nipples.........
Shemar thumbnail #3:
"Well since you asked, it's thiiiiiis big."
Liked the beach photos better for some reason...
*coughpeen*
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Just here for the fun
Check the posing queen in the sunnies standing next to Glo's...oh, gurrrrrllll, you look soooo butch!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
"Oh, Honey. You´re simple, you´re shallow and you´re a common whor
The pics of Shemar are the only thing I care about in this post.
Gloria Allred is gonna git that money.
Whamo, I missed that last line about what you're sending me... LMAO! Yo lucky I read too fast!
Read my previous post... ;D
OnT: the boys in the main pic are cutie pies!!!
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Haha Sweetas, must have misread then, you are not ON the penis, ok ok lollolol at TOOLing! ;D
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Ok, I want to make sure I understand this. The man in the video says that the actions of the BB player were soooo offensive that he has to get a she-devil lawyer and sue but then he re-enacts what happened right in front of them?? And why did it take 2 of them? I thought this was done by 1 person but then 2 of then do the re-enactment so really... it wasnt a re-enactment at all. It was just a disgusting attmept by GA to SHOCK everyone. Shes such a whore.
*hoisting penis flag and getting extra mayo for MK*
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A vagina is NOT a clown car!
. DP on peen day. That's gotta be good luck.
LMAO mahaatma! *gets buns ready* ;p
So is May 16th officially National Penis Day?
Hey, let's celebrate with a BBQ.... Who wants a weiner?
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A vagina is NOT a clown car!
I HATE HATE HATE a sideways peace sign. Hell, a peace sign in general annoys me but when it's sideways it. Make me want to choke a bitch out. Damned hot ass douchebag.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Hahahaa Within I'm NOT!! And apparently neither is MK, hence the peen peen peen peen posts.
Yeah anno TOOLing *chokes on laughter and weakly high fives M.E.*
Why is Sweetas, ON THE PENIS? hehehehehe *giggles like a sailor boy*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Says Whamo after one stripperific RAUNCH-FILLED weekend! Who could hardly stand up on Monday, et tu, Brutus? *Brute just sounded rude* ;D
*winks at you twice!*
fyi, no I got here late, everyone else was already having way more fun with the peenus baloons!!!
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Submitted by Rosemary Young on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:11pm.
Could someone please explain the context of that video?!
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from http://www.ihatethemedia.com/gloria-allred-demonstrates-anal-sex-on-tv :
The Atlanta Braves were playing the San Francisco Giants. Allred’s client was at the game with his two young daughters.
For some unexplained reason, Braves pitching coach Roger McDowell allegedly began screaming “homophobic slurs” at the San Francisco fans. Oh, if only the idiot had stopped there. But no, he is also accused of using a nearby baseball bat to simulate anal sex.
Allred’s client naturally took offense and complained that the coach’s words and actions were offensive to his two young daughters. We have to agree. The irate McDowell allegedly responded by screaming, “Kids don’t f@¢king belong at the baseball park.”
Allred, always in search of a TV camera, held a press conference Wednesday to demanded that McDowell and the Braves apologize and be fined.
Unfortunately, that press conference quickly strayed from the normal Allred publicity seeking circus into the land of the truly bizarre. She read the transcript of McDowell’s alleged remarks aloud while reenacting the event with her client while his two young girls tried to pretend they were somewhere else. Anywhere else.
I had to research it, lol.
Well Helloo Boys!
@ Sweetas - tooling indeed, lol
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:50pm.
LOL! And seriously guys, on this PENIS!!! day, I am having to discuss with customers on the phone the length, diameter, cost and availability of shafts and balls (tooling). Without my voice cracking. Not even kidding.
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I had to order 2 new jack condoms (sleeves)that are 4 1/2"in diameter, to fit a hole that is 10 feet deep.
*passes out from holding in laughter*
I FEEL YOU!
*passes mjt a box of puffs* :)
olololol @ Sweetas!!! You can do it!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:43pm.
More peeenus Sweetas!! Take it off, take it off... errr I mean, take it out! Take it out! woohoohoohoo!! ;) hahahahaha
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ahhh Reason, you must be in heaven over the last few days with all this talk of peeeenus! :P
Giver her a P.. P giver her a E.. E giver her a N..N....Giv....oh just give her the whole cock!! lol!!!
Shemar has too many clothes on.
Just sayin'
*droooooool*
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
♬ I believe in miracles
Where're you from,
you sexy thing, you
sexy thang you ♬
Hehehehe, couldn't resist! ;D
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Why is she doing that in front of kids? She does her little demo stops and then does it again? She looked like she was actually enjoying that...like for REAL. It almost looked like she was starting to smirk.
LOL! And seriously guys, on this PENIS!!! day, I am having to discuss with customers on the phone the length, diameter, cost and availability of shafts and balls (tooling). Without my voice cracking. Not even kidding.
I can't wait for OP, MK posts it so late now, does anyone know a good site to convert dvd's to mp4's?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
"WANT TO TOUCH THE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:42pm.
M.E. - come here and I'll show you
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Thank you kindly but, uh.............NOFUCKINGWAY!
I like being able to pinch off a bout of butt pee when needed thankyouverymuch.
What's going to happen to JT? Most people seem to be afraid of Allred, right? Manwhore just got serious, it seems that he finally asked himself: "WWRUD?"
(What would Rachel Uchitel do?)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
DA DA DADA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DADA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA-DOT POLKA- DOT POLKA-DOT AFRO!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/Cqn6hB6qovA
I feel like I'm back in high school.
*whisper: penis.
*loud whisper: Penis.
*speaking voice: Penis.
*crowded bar voice: PENIS.
*crowded club voice: PENIS.
*football stadium voice: PENIS!!!
More peeenus Sweetas!! Take it off, take it off... errr I mean, take it out! Take it out! woohoohoohoo!! ;) hahahahaha
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M.E. - come here and I'll show you.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I went to Shemar Moore's house once for a party (he was dating a friend of a friend...a woman). He has a huge naked painting of himself that hangs above his pool table in the living room. Kind of a strange focal point for a party room. Also strange was the group of muscle-bound dudes playing pool beneath the painting. I couldn't help but think that the friend of a friend he was dating was...just a beard.
MK, WHERE did you find that picture of Allred with those cute sailor bookend boys?! mmm mmm
I am actually glad she decided to bring her circus to "this John Travolta vs. T Entire Massage Industry drama". Hey, where there's smoke, there's fire... At least it will cost more to get rid of the problem now! I nearly choked at her "baseball bat butt sex ballet" Brilliant move! Bwahahahahaa
Unrelated: The fewer clothes on Shemar the better!! ;D
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lol urmomma! xoxo And MK lmao at FEED ME SEYMOUR.
penis
peeNUS.
PENIS!!!
How the HELL do you get a baseball bat up your butt!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
I read "Gloria Alld...somethingsomething...Trevolta..something, John Doe #...Huh? Sex, sailor..."
SHEMAR MOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!
question: what is Judge Judy doing with those three pasty white fellahs?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Hahahahaaa Sweetas!
and I am laughing at
Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 3:17pm.
The guy playing the "hole" ......
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Anne Curry is in Cannes. Maybe she'll get an interview with Shemar tomorrow morning.
Now that I have recovered LMAO at"Why in wiggly anus hell didn't I see this coming?"
I love you, MK. Seriously.
But I do agree with everyone there is certainly a theme today.
*goes back to drooling over Shemar*
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux