Ke$hit Looks.....Better?
Maybe it's because I'm so used to seeing Ke$hit look like Marjory the Trash Heap shat her up after downing gallons of used stripper glitter and butt sweat, but am I wrong ("Yes, you are." - you) for saying that she doesn't look completely awful as usual? Yeah, Ke$hit looks like John Travolta's face twin in a homeless shelter theater production of Some Like It Hot, but it's still an upgrade. It's amazing what four sand blast sessions, ten hours in a fumigation tent, a grooming by certified HAZMAT removal experts and a team of brave stylists who specialize in skankorcisms can do for a bitch!
Here's more of Ke$hit at something called the BMI Awards (Body Mass Index Awards? Busted Manfaced Idiot Awards? Bowel Movement Instigator Awards?) at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills last night. I also threw in some pictures of Drunk Ass Sandra Lee and Diana DeGarmo. I don't know what's worse? Diana's ihopethoseareclipon-bangs or the coagulated jizz balls on her bordello wallpaper of a dress?
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Wow I can't believe that's Kesha! She looks very pretty AND even posh in some of those pics.
she only got a recording contract with autotune because her mother is a music executive, fking nepotism.
kesha is the gywneth paltrow of music.
I'm being a softy today...
She has put out a couple of good songs - listen to the verses of "My Love Is Your Drug" and "We R Who We R" and there is some merit to be had there. She also held her own on the banter with James Van Der Beek for the "Blow" video.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Holy shit. Kesha actually looks pretty in thumb five. Yes I'm a really kind person.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Bitch still has a face like the back end of a Mack truck.
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BMI = Broadcast Music Incorporated. I used to work for them. In the picture where the gray haired guy is kissing Kesha is Del Bryant, my old boss.
Awful.
Kesha looks stoned. She does look better though
We all STILL know there's a man-ish body with a pancake flat ass under that Hefty bag.
Oh shit, what happened to Diana?! I've only caught a couple of AI seasons, but hers was one of them and I hadn't seen her since. That is a big old bowl of WTF, for anyone who cares, she used to look like this: http://www.celebrities.pl/diana_degarmo/diana9.html
She was a cute, bubbly teen who could actually sing. Now she looks like a dildo in a wig. Sad.
"Bitch, you scared."
I had to look up Sandra Lee to see who she was but I must say she's quite pretty, I would indeed!
Sorry for the double.... damn iPhone!
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A vagina is NOT a clown car!
Wow! My nails look pretty much the same after I clean the dried piss off my horse's weiner....
..... and no, I don't mean Mr mahaatma - he's in charge of his own.
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A vagina is NOT a clown car!
Wow! My nails look pretty muck the same after I clean the dried piss off my horse's weiner....
..... and no, I don't mean Mr mahaatma - he's in charge of his own.
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A vagina is NOT a clown car!
Just like when I see Fergie, I only see that shot of her when she pissed her pants, the same thing with this Ke$shit! I just see her squating and pissing on the street. Just can't glam up trash, it always manages to seep through.
Thumb7 - Is that a fuggin gold toof in her mouth?
She confuses me.
Seems like all popstars glam up after they've sufficiently removed the weird from their faces (i.e. Gaga).
Kesha looks nice here, but I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a line up of ten other blondes.
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I see she went to CVS and bought some shampoo. Good for her.
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What in plastic-surgery-botox-fucked-up-hell did Diana DiGarmo do to her face????? Holy shit, she looks BAD.
In an effort to economize, Sandra Lee made her own eyeliner out of a crushed-up charcoal briquette and bacon drippings and applied it with JUST THE TIP of a pastry bag.
Kesha looks OK from straight on but those profile shots show the hump on her back.
*the bells,the bells.. hobbles to top of tower*
I wonder if Eric The Midget still pulls it to Diana..talk about a butter face..Sweet Geezuz!!! You'll never sneak up on her left OR right side at the same time anyway. I wouldn't even BOTHER trying to figure out which eye to look at, I'd just stare at her tits, which look pretty nice!
Diana DeGarmo is born in 87'?!!! Damn she has been worked hard! I thought by looking at her pics she was in her mid 40's and someone from a old 80's pop singing group...so I looked her up but I saw she was an American Idol person. What are these people on?
She's a total Monet.
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She is most unfortunate looking.
She has Rumor Willis syndrome.
her features are not symetrical. Her eyes are too small for her face, and her lips are too big.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
More Brooke Hogan than Travolta in those pics. I think she'd make a good pro bodybuilder though, she def has the genetics.
More Brooke Hogan than Travolta in those pics. I think she'd make a good pro bodybuilder though, she def has the genetics.
guest: I'll put the pic I took on FB, I did not approach her, I didn't really watch the show after the first couple of epis but she seemed pretty cool....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She's built like a truck. If she's not a lesbian it's a hideous waste.
Sandra Lee has a look about her like she's high society UK. If I didn't know her I'd expect her to have a British accent.
LOL at "coagulated jizz balls". Joan Rivers, hire this man.
She totally has old lady hag hands.
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WTF is going on with her hands??? Those are not the hands of a young girl. Maybe it's that weird manicure?
Snowy...I saw her on the Today Show this morning!! Natalie was wearing one of her dresses...it was really cute. We're getting an H&M here btw. *excited*
Sweetas...LOL!! that ring...she cannot bend her finger with that on. how annoying. & the nails look like press ons.
It really is amazing how much she looks like John Travolta in drag.
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Thanks to Jenna Marbles, I no longer refer to the quick wipe down as a Tits, Pits, and Ass shower, but as the "KESHA SHOWER"!
Did she piss on the carpet?
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Looks like she stuck her rang fanger up in Jlove's bedazzled vaj.
Ke¢ha looks a bit less offensive as long as she keeps her face looking forward. Those profile shots... Ack!
Isn't that Degarmo chick like, 25? Why would she make herself look like a 45 year old with bad plastic surgery?
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
*golf claps*
Yay! Dumb whore showered, let's give her an Oscar!
*double middle finger*
Submitted by guest on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 12:49pm.
Thumb #6! No on the nails & ring.
guest ikr!! 1) I wish the pointy tipped nail/CLAW trend would diaf, and 2) "just got through grave digging" is never a good nail look imho.
She looks slightly more clean.
She normally makes me think of an R-rated Garbage Pail Kid. Slutty Slatternly Sarah, perhaps.
She's very...um...solid looking. Not fat, not thin, no real curves, just solid.
And Diana Degarmo? WTF??? Completely disregarding her slightly terrifying plastic surgery, what the fuck is with that dress?? It looks like Frederick's of Hollywood's interpretation of a Toddler's and Tiaras dress.
Ke$ha, no more looking-over-your-shoulder pics. Yikes, how unflattering - otherwise bettah than usual... ;)
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I just saw that girl who won Fashion Star in H&M
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
i have nothing to comment on these people, talk about a slow news day!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Kesha doesn't look hideous.;
What the fuck with the that Diana's face! Color me SURPRISED! Awful!
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That Diana girl is making a Kathy Griffin face. AHAHAHAHHA. It seems to be stuck that way.
Ke$hit looks good. She has nice legs.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 05/16/2012 - 12:54pm.
yes she definitely showered but nothing can wash away that bad case of Man Back.
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Girl's butt (for a guy--ew), man hands, and now--thank you for that: man back.
and FattyMatty--thanks for the second reference today to JoAnn Fabrics.
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From further away, while I squint and only from a certain angle, she gives me a Jerry Hall vibe... YES, I AM WRONG! Hahahaha
Nice: her hair is kinda pretty but can't help but think, she is HID in her own special way! ;D
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So close. It would be a great ensemble without that damn headband.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Keshit is fuh-glee. I'd hit drunk ass Sandra Lee before her....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers