Thursday, May 24th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Maru's 5th Birthday


Today, May 24th, is Asparagus Day, Hate Your Nostrils Day (see: Asparagus Day), Escargot Day, the day after Joan Collins' birthday, Tiara Day and most importantly it's the day a piece of the Internet's heart came out of his mom's box before charming all of us with his love of boxes. Let's all celebrate this day by stuffing ourselves in a box. Happy birthday, Maru!

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i think that maru should be declared a national treasure. in fact, an international treasure.

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the original bellaluna's picture

That is the such an adorable pudge-pie of a cat!

OMG...that is the cutest cat ever......

Stoned_Chic

islandgirl's picture

Dion flowerboy on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:48pm.

My dad just got hip to Maru. He got an I-pad for xmas and he's all over it.
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Too sweet!! We got my Dad a stripper. KIDDING!!! :)) *yesIamnoI'mnot*

Dion flowerboy's picture

My dad just got hip to Maru. He got an I-pad for xmas and he's all over it. Belated, but a very happy B-Day, Maru. You have a nice human.

DownUnderGirl's picture

hi ho hi ho anyone there *waves furiously* ? Damn late nights and early mornings stuck fixing my lappy. Need a quick D break.

WildGuy's picture

:D Happy Birthday Maru <3

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by Flynn on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 7:02pm.

So what's the story behind your user name? Opened to anyone who will answer.
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I have a bad habit of calling people "Jack"... jack-n-the-hat is like The Cat in the Hat. Yes, lame I know. Jack is not my real name.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 6:40pm.

Jack was the first to reply to me so I had a lil crush for a nano-second till I realized he likes blonds with huge boobs who are all fkn psycho, so that leaves me out.
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Please don't get it twisted... I do not discriminate!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

christine the hoff's picture

I want that little kitty. with all my heart.

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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by from athens on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 2:12am.

ndn,hello!sweet nectar time i read and i approve!haha
http://youtu.be/58qgIhEd29o

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WORD UP ! ! ! ! !
Thank you ! !
*hittin repeat*

from athens's picture

ndn,hello!sweet nectar time i read and i approve!haha
http://youtu.be/58qgIhEd29o

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-'re

If you're a fan of TV's, "Don't Trust The B in Apt 23". . .I am willing to be your straight-ghey BFF a la James Van der Beek. I got references a la vouchers.

Bjorkie gets 1st dibs tho.

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Owl, you prognosticator, you. I did in fact did drink more.
SWEET NECTAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How goes it in your sphere?

loopygorilla's picture

Um Maru is kinda fat.

Maru needs to get on the treadmill and lose afew... well thats what my cat just said after watching Maru.

And he is always right.

Wait what?... NO I CAN'T SAY THAT!!

My cat said, he would hit it.

WinterOwl22's picture

Lol NDN! Drink up! 

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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!

NDNchief's picture

DP

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Hey owl. . . I'm drunk right now and all that. NIGHT SHIFT ! ! !

WinterOwl22's picture

Hi!

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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

I forgot to say this earlier. . . but, MK seems to have a fetish for camel toes.

kittymuffin's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 11:17pm.

Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 11:06pm.
what is ESE style of music..jazz .. i need a good song tonight
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you?... you get get a kitty vibe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHWcN5YxuYc

I was a stray cat for halloween

WithinReason...'s picture

Good to hear Foxxy, yeah MK can hook you in, I know LOLOLOL!

Hey kittymuffin! *waves back at ya with a BIG SMILE* ☺☺☺

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

BJORKIE . . . . . . . where are you?

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

ESE. . .

How weird & appropriate you would play the "hot for teacher" song. Cuz, for 1st time in my life, I googled myself and I don't(thank the maker) exist on the interwebz. So I got bored & googled other peeps in my life & a past BFF is now a Harvard Prof. I just sent an E-mail to get back in the loop.

kittymuffin's picture

WithinReason

hi you are mah gurl..luv it

WithinReason...'s picture

ESE, Are you keeping it on the straight and narrow still?! ☺

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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kittymuffin's picture

you leave me now..ESE the one one time

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

gotta slide outta here for a bit, all... don't think that i won't be back later to make sure that you all are behaving yourselves!... *waggles finger*...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQd2wjvJ1Y

live a lovely, all!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 11:17pm.

i've only been commenting for about a month, i think. lurking for a year or so.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

Hi kittymuffin!!

What kinda music do you like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G5Me3lKP1Y
*ahhaha the subtitles*

Foxxy, I never woulda guessed you were new *shrugs* hello there!

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 11:06pm.
what is ESE style of music..jazz .. i need a good song tonight
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you?... you get get a kitty vibe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHWcN5YxuYc

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 10:49pm.

What up, Within? yes, Pam is aging like another queen, Lena Horne. <3 them both

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

kittymuffin's picture

Whaaaat.. stop the clock..did ESE do Black Sabbath

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 5:32pm.

"...I know we can be a cliquey(?) group of bitches ..."

knowing is half tha battle ... ;-)

seriously, how sweet of you to write that. Now i see why Ms. Fury is in it to win it.

/new person with low supply of fucks so i ain't a scared of none of ya

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

kittymuffin's picture

what is ESE style of music..jazz .. i need a good song tonight

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 10:55pm.
ESE. . . I need any song right now.
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you ask, i do!... hhhmmm... lemme see...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSIigqc_sDM

sorry if it don't fit, but it's what's running at the moment.

*edited*.. nah, fuckit!... lets do something more upbeat, shall we?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GZFbCqx18

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

ESE. . . I need any song right now.

Or Athens. . .

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

NDN is in rare form. Sweet nectar courses through my veins.

Calling Bjorkie. . . . .

Ain't nothin change, but, the weather; so I say whatever.

WithinReason...'s picture

Foxxy, Pam was a babe! It's cool to see old clips of this original tough chick! She was a knockout in Jackie Brown too, still a beautiful woman!

Flynn, username? oLOLOLOL I hope it is obvious, I have no reason... and I love the "dots of ellipsis"! ;P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzAGZT_XTAk

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by beb on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 9:21pm.
I hope so! The Mr. needs to be disciplined. Ask Whamo for advice (kidding!)

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LOL bebeh! This is becoming a running joke... ehehehe Replace the Mr. with Ms. and Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am is SO THERE! HAHAHAA

If you're still here, how are you? And how's the foot heeling? If not, catcha later! ☼♥☺♪

JTROS, sorry about your doggie! Poor thing!

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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Flynn on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 7:02pm.

So what's the story behind your user name? Opened to anyone who will answer.

in honor of Pam Grier (name of character she portrayed)-- extra "x" so no confusion with the crazy rapper ho

if i get bored using it, i'll switch to the name of Pam's other "Brown" character . . .

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

JTROS's picture

@ beb

Yeah! And the Mr. is conveniently out of town right now, while I'm elbow deep in poo!

beb's picture

Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 9:21pm.

I hope so! The Mr. needs to be disciplined. Ask Whamo for advice (kidding!)

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK