Michelle Rodriguez On Why Nicole Kidman Won't Win An Oscar For Pissing On Zac Efron
When I first read that in Lee Daniels' newest cinematic mess The Paperboy, Nicole Kidman squats a piss out on Zac Efron's chest after he gets stung by a jellyfish, I said that the Academy needs to engrave "Nicole Kidman's Piss Stream" on a statue right now. Because that golden shower deserves the gold! Well, crazy ass Michelle Rodriguez saw The Paperboy at Cannes and she disagrees with my ass. MRod told Vulture that Nicole isn't going to win an Oscar for taking a #1 on Zac's lip gloss-covered nipples, because she's not black.
"I fucking loved it. One of my friends said, 'She’s going to get nominated for an Oscar for that.' I was like, 'Nah, man. She’s not black!' I laugh, but it’s also very sad. It makes me want to cry. But I really believe. You have to be trashy and black to get nominated. You can’t just be trashy."
The hell? Nicole Kidman won an Oscar and it wasn't for playing a character that wasn't black or trashy. Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer were both nominated this year and their characters weren't trashy. I think MRod is saying that in Lee Daniels' Precious, Mo'Nique played trash and won an Oscar for it. So if you want to be nominated for an Oscar for acting in a Lee Daniels movie, you better hope your character is black and trashy. I don't know! Reading a quote from Michelle Rodriguez is like trying to have a conversation with a heat-stricken surfer on peyote while you're high on meth. I'm not on the right kind of drug to fully understand what that crazy bitch is saying.
And now I have the image of Mo'Nique pissing on Zac Efron. Oh, MRod, the things you do to my brain.


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If Kidman is trying to cash in on some of kim Kartrashians fame she got it backwards. She should of been the one getting pissed on instead of doing the pissing. Figures the stupid bitch would get it backwards. I think the botox has turned her brain to mush. Cause if she thinks those inner tubes she's got shoved in her lips look sexy she's crazy.
What's racist? She is right!!!!!
Everything about Hollywood is racist, sexist, homophobic, elitist, ....
Is this something people are surprised about?
" keep it moving people. Nothing to see here"
Fuck this dumb bitch who can't decide whether she's a fucking lesbian or not. Everything she says is retarded-stick a cock in it...or a vagina. Either or. Stupid bitch can't even articulate a good point without sounding like a bigot.
I agree that Michelle didn't mean it as an insult to anyone other than the academy members who seem to love to reward stereotypical behavior. The girl just lacks the class/intelligence to make herself properly understood (again, if she indeed said those words).
But I also agree with the comments about our society becoming even more PC and hyper-sensitive about race than ever before. You would think that with the globalization of our world it would be easier for the different races to get along, but things just seem to be getting worse.
I also think that with Obama in office, not to mention the European implossion, a recent study showing that in 40 years (or maybe less) whites will be a minority in this country, and the rise of China, Brasil and India, a certain percentage of the white population seems very uncomfortable with the prospect that the era of white supremacy and domination is coming to its inevitable end. So now you even have white people crying "discrimination!".
I tell everybody: just relax. Racial/ethnic domination has been exchanging hands for tens of thousands of years and the planet is still standing. Everybody just take a deep breath...we're all gonna be alright. Stay calm and have a drink!
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I seriously doubt Michelle meant any harm but in today's uptight, sanitary world no one can mention ANY group (gay, black,white, Mexican, whatever), without being pegged a racist. The facade is of a PC, sensitive society but the reality is a hateful, mean-spirited and selfish population who has no tolerance for anyone who doesn't think, behave and live the way they do. I call complete hypocrisy and baseless indignation. Michelle has pretty teeth.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:55pm.
I am not making fun of your friend because my daughter suffers from a form of bi-polar disorder, but having an episode while on tour with Up with People is just too ironic. I remember seeing them back in the early 80s and thought they were just a wee bit too happy. Anyway, I hope your friend is doing better.
Just dropped in to see the mass meltdown over racism. I'm leaving satisfied.
Only thing that would get her an Oscar is if she convincingly played a heterosexual. Rough ass bitch.
Well, she's got a point, it worked for Halle Berry.
Fat Lady, I sure hope nobody is offended because I truly do not mean it in that way. I think of the word "crazy" not as an insult, but a word of affection for those who are different, eccentric, and fun. I love Japanese culture and find it endlessly fascinating. Long live Japan!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:55pm.
Wow! Who knew jet-lag could trigger a manic episode? Just when I think I've heard everything. Very funny about how you came about your moniker!
"She was very tall and Scandinavian-looking. I can just imagine her terrorizing those folks like a giant blond Godzilla."
Sweet Lord almighty! TOO FUNNY.
"Racism is bad, mmmkay?"
"I also like the moniker because, well, compared to our culture, the Japanese culture seems, well, "different." Those crazy Japanese kids! Aren't they fun?"
Making fun of Japanese people is kind of racist too, no, CrazyJ?
I'm just flipping you shit, but, you had to see that contrast. lol
Hey, Fat Lady! I do enjoy reading your posts, and though I do agree with you that ignoring it is the best thing to do (don't feed the trolls!), I just had to speak up at least once against it. Racism is bad, mmmkay?
No, I am not in Japan. The name comes from a friend of mine. We were talking about what we would title our memoirs. Mine was "I Was a Trailer Park Baby" and hers was "Crazy in Japan." The poor girl was bipolar and had her first manic episode while on tour in Japan with Up With People. Turns out jetlag can trigger a manic episode. Anyway, she got away from her group and roamed the Tokyo subway for hours, screaming and laughing, half-dressed. She was very tall and Scandinavian-looking. I can just imagine her terrorizing those folks like a giant blond Godzilla. Anyway, a cop chased her down and she bit him. They took her to a nuthouse, where she sort of "came to" with all these people speaking Japanese to her. She said it all seemed very surreal. Her dad had to get an emergency passport to retrieve her and take her back to the States. Since then she has gotten treatment and is doing very well now.
I also like the moniker because, well, compared to our culture, the Japanese culture seems, well, "different." Those crazy Japanese kids! Aren't they fun?
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:05pm.
edit: are you not aware that Michael K is not "white"?
And he's GAYYYYYY too.
Honestly, I just ignore that twit. I just recently became engaged to a beautiful, intelligent black man (who is 12 years younger than me...HUZZA) and I think the racist shit is just silly. It's all meant to provoke or get attention.
Soooooooo, CrazyJ, I hope all is going well on your end of the spectrum. Are you really in Japan? There's a lot of fear over the fourth reactor giving out if another quake hits and mankind is hit by the Mayan Calendar shit.
On Topic: Michelle Rodriguez annoys me. She seems super hyper to the point of spazzy. Nicole Kidman doesn't need an Oscar, she needs a therapist and a lip deflation.
Poopele, your racism is plain ugly. Frankly, I'm surprised it is allowed to go on here.
edit: are you not aware that Michael K is not "white"?
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 9:25am.
thank you and Lucifer_Sam for doing the work that some of us were too tired/lazy/feebleminded to do last night!
btw, "you are very articulate and passionate about things -- and we love that about you -- but you seem to have an attitude problem." [paraphrased from at least one performance evaluation for every Black person ever. or maybe just mine. :-)]
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:47am
"Out of curiousity, aren't the Best Actress nominations that went to white women similar in character?"
very true. but i think there have been far far more nominations (and jobs) for roles not similar in character. and those are the roles for which a [i'm not sure what word to use any more since we are no longer the "minority"] actress would not be considered. and non-"trashy" roles specifically written for [???] actresses are few and far far between too.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 9:25am.
Hattie McDaniel won for playing a slave (for Selznick's "Gone with the Wind"; I loved her comment, "I would rather play a maid than be one).
Viola Davis was nominated for playing a maid (for "The Help")
Dorothy Dandridge was nominated for playing a whore, albeit a hot one, who is abused (for Preminger's "Carmen Jones")
Diana Ross was nominated for playing a drug-abusing genius (for "Lady Sings the Blues")
Whoopi Goldberg was nominated for playing an abused wife (for "The Color Purple"; read the book, the film is a whitewash)
Angela Bassett was nominated for being an abused woman (who eventually triumphs, blah, blah, blah) (for "What's Love Got to Do With My Big-Ass Forearms")
Halle Berry was nominated for playing an abused and abusive mother who beats her overweight child and WHO GOES AND SLEEPS WID DA WHITE MAN OH LORD HAVE MERCY (for "Monster's Ball)
Mo'Nique was nominated for playing an abused and abusive mother who beats her overweight child (for "Precious")
Gabby Sidibe nominated for playing an abused teen (for "Precious"; great book, by the way)
(Haven't forgotten you Cicely and Diahann.)
Black men, like their white counterparts, are allowed to play and be nominated for roles that are outside of societal expectations. They have more room--and it shows when comparing the number of black male actors nominated, and for what kind of roles--than black females, who are often nominated, and that's great, not by coincidence, for playing maids, mammies, and jezebels.
Donald Bogle's landmark book still holds up.
Look, MRod was probably drunk when she said it. It was an offhanded comment on the red carpet, not an interview with Charlie Rose.
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Out of curiousity, aren't the Best Actress nominations that went to white women similar in character? I mean, let's face it -- playing whores, addicts, abusers, requires dramatic acting.
Michelle is pretty and has a great body. Why doesn't she ever wear makeup? Even in the nicest dresses, she looks unfinished. It would probably help her type-casting situation.
I agree with the others who say her comment was probably meant as a joke among industry insiders, but it was still rather crass. I still like her, though.
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Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:39am.
That would be funny if actresses just started peeing on the floor in all their movies, even if it's not in the script, just so they can get an Oscar.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 8:38am.
Are you on crack Son? She literally yelled SHUDDUP! every time the professor revealed things to her. No manners, no class and I don't care if she's making major league bank, the girl is garbage.
I would be friends with Fishy before I would even spend 2 seconds with this bitch..
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LMAO!! sooo what are ya tryin to say Ophy !?
I'm not saying she's refined by any means but it didn't bother me that she wasn't. She's just the tough assed street bitch she is. What can I say I kinda liked her attitude.
and for the record I'd be friends with Gwenny any day:P
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:55pm.
Now google "Asian Oscar nominees", "Mexican Oscar nominees" or even "Indian Oscar nominees" and see how they stack up. Weighed by their representative percentages, that line is a bunch of horseshit.
Those ethnicities cannot even get roles IN THE FIRST PLACE which is why they never get nominated for anything. How many Indians do you see in mainstream Hollywood movies? How many Native Americans?
ALL non-whites are in the same boat in Hollywood, and it is very ignorant to suggest that "Well blacks do better than X Y Z, so they should stop complaining". That is why nothing ever changes. You could have made the same point without whining about blacks complaining and thereby deflecting from the real problem of race discrimination in media.
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Took the words right out of my mouth, Lucifer. And the nonsense about percentages... Well said, Lucifer.
For some good reads on this, check out Bogle, Guerroro, and Diawara as well as "The Birth of Whiteness," a good anthology that includes essays on non-whites in Hollywood.
I bet MRod has good weed.
Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:24am.
Sorry I was...on the phone. The only participation she had was putting her arm out for the blood test. When the prof. informed her of the extent of her family's inbreeding, she looked surprised....but nice try...you foxxy Dog you.
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What Puerto Rican/Caribbean is going to pretend that they are surprised about a touch of African in their blood? Even those claiming they have Taino ancestry, and even that is lame given how extinct the Taino were, are at least aware of the influences of Africa (hello, triangular slave trade, Haiti...). The only people surprised by the varying degrees of blackness seem to be white folks, particularly those who don't have many black friends (and I don't mean the kid in high school you high-fived or the workplace friend you only see from 9 to 5 at the copier machine or water cooler).
Ms. Rodriguez is a polarizing figure, isn't she?
Not sure where I stand, because both sides make compelling arguments.
I will say THIS: The Academy Award is BULLSHIT. It's like kids fighting over a wet lollipop that fell in the sandbox. Fuck that.
Personally I hold a lot more respect for the character actors. Brenda Blethyn and Allison Janney and Alfred Molina and Pete Postlethwaite. Those guys.
STFU..BET has its own movie awards, and ain't no white people winning shit at those.
You just don't hear much about them because all the fights that happen at them make the crowd look...black and trashy!
Hattie McDaniel won for playing a slave (for Selznick's "Gone with the Wind"; I loved her comment, "I would rather play a maid than be one).
Viola Davis was nominated for playing a maid (for "The Help")
Dorothy Dandridge was nominated for playing a whore, albeit a hot one, who is abused (for Preminger's "Carmen Jones")
Diana Ross was nominated for playing a drug-abusing genius (for "Lady Sings the Blues")
Whoopi Goldberg was nominated for playing an abused wife (for "The Color Purple"; read the book, the film is a whitewash)
Angela Bassett was nominated for being an abused woman (who eventually triumphs, blah, blah, blah) (for "What's Love Got to Do With My Big-Ass Forearms")
Halle Berry was nominated for playing an abused and abusive mother who beats her overweight child and WHO GOES AND SLEEPS WID DA WHITE MAN OH LORD HAVE MERCY (for "Monster's Ball)
Mo'Nique was nominated for playing an abused and abusive mother who beats her overweight child (for "Precious")
Gabby Sidibe nominated for playing an abused teen (for "Precious"; great book, by the way)
(Haven't forgotten you Cicely and Diahann.)
Black men, like their white counterparts, are allowed to play and be nominated for roles that are outside of societal expectations. They have more room--and it shows when comparing the number of black male actors nominated, and for what kind of roles--than black females, who are often nominated, and that's great, not by coincidence, for playing maids, mammies, and jezebels.
Donald Bogle's landmark book still holds up.
Look, MRod was probably drunk when she said it. It was an offhanded comment on the red carpet, not an interview with Charlie Rose.
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I don't know, something tells me that quote got lost in translation. It doesn't make sense.
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You're right. Trashy and Black is redundant.
You can probably count more times on one hand the number of actresses who have not had to play whores.
And I think that what she is saying is that what Hollywood tends to show are extremes of blackness, from DA GHETTO/HOOD to a black (religious) middle-class courtesy of Tyler Perry. It's pretty hard to find much in between.
And as for the trashy and black, perhaps she is alluding to how Hollywood rewards tragedy, how it is comfortable with what it thinks it knows. This was parodied in the best way in "Tropic Thunder" where the Ben Stiller character, Tugg Speedman (the actor known for action movies), tries to win an Oscar for being "serious,"i.e., playing someone with a disability, by starring in "Simple Jack" because it seemed to worked for other actors (in real life: "Forrest Gump," "I Am Sam," "My Left Foot," these stories of triumph by those with disabilities, where they are so fucking noble you could puke).
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I love MRod, and I see her point. I'm way past arguing about the inequality in Hollywood.
Look, one year, pretty much every (white) actress nominated was playing a whore. Hollywood still has a long way to go in terms of portraying a population that is not white and straight.
And oh how they love the Hooker With a Heart of Gold plotlines...
Anyway, MRod is cool, and I think the comment "From my mom's vagina" to the dull query, "Where are you from?" is funny and accurate.
She is a sexy she Hulk. Smash me, MRod!
Bitter much Michelle?
Yea..we know Michelle...you had "potential" once...Never recognized for your talent. yada yada..anger issues have kept you down for years in Hollywood.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 8:38am.
Are you on crack Son? She literally yelled SHUDDUP! every time the professor revealed things to her. No manners, no class and I don't care if she's making major league bank, the girl is garbage.
I would be friends with Fishy before I would even spend 2 seconds with this bitch..
This girl is a fucking idiot. I couldn't stand her when she was interviewed by either Kimmel or Conan. He asked, "Where are you from originally?" Her response: "My mother's vagina."
girl talks a lot of bullshit.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 7:46am.
Ok after reading that I want to punch out that ugly man face of hers. She is incredibly offensive. Anyone who saw her on Finding Your Roots knows what I'm talking about....
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Ophy, I think this is a first because I actually disagree with you for once. I was quite moved by Finding Your Roots and to me it showed me why she is the way she is. You don't pick your parents or the circumstances in how you were brought up and anyone that made it out from where she was and is makin large bank now is OK in my books. I though she was tomboy cool on that show.
JMO, what the hell do I know LOL!! :)
I think she's mad because she plays the exact same role in every movie. And she is trashy and Latina which is close to trashy and black so she probably would have won an academy by now if that were true. What a bitch and I used to like her.
Completely OT, but fuck it.
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Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:10pm.
Um...maybe its cause the actresses in movies are usually white. That'd be my guess.
Which is why the problem exists in the first place. But leave it to Karen Flatts's ass-kissers to just sit back mindlessly nodding their heads without giving an independent thought on the issue - she's got a Wikipedia link and she's not afraid to use it!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:44pm.
I kind of get what she means. In Precious and in The Help those actresses were put in degrading situations.
Obviously this is what she meant. But it's her fault for not articulating the point in the way that the point needed to be articulated, instead making an ass of herself and making a joke out of a serious issue.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:55pm.
Now google "Asian Oscar nominees", "Mexican Oscar nominees" or even "Indian Oscar nominees" and see how they stack up. Weighed by their representative percentages, that line is a bunch of horseshit.
Those ethnicities cannot even get roles IN THE FIRST PLACE which is why they never get nominated for anything. How many Indians do you see in mainstream Hollywood movies? How many Native Americans?
ALL non-whites are in the same boat in Hollywood, and it is very ignorant to suggest that "Well blacks do better than X Y Z, so they should stop complaining". That is why nothing ever changes. You could have made the same point without whining about blacks complaining and thereby deflecting from the real problem of race discrimination in media.
Maybe she's been on the world's longest bender (dating from the Oscars in which Mo'nique won)?
Submitted by Chrisantemus on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 2:39am.
Well, it IS Michelle Rodrieguez. She was probably too hammered to stand up without a prop.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.
did she say something?
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I don't know, something tells me that quote got lost in translation. It doesn't make sense.
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