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The Schwankes of Fremont, Nebraska who say that one of the secrets to their marriage lasting 64 long ass years is in their closet. No, their closet isn't filled with sex slave boys, vibrating massage tables, a lube bar, anal speculums and fisting mittens (you're thinking of the secret to John Travolta's marriage lasting so long). Joey and Mel's closet is stuffed with over 100 custom-made matching outfits. Not a day goes by when Joey and Mel aren't giving FLORAL EXTRAVAGANZA realness by wearing a matching outfit. The floral fabric section at JoAnn's is always cleared out and for that you can thank the Schwankes who are always looking like the host and hostess of an Easter-themed brunch only restaurant. Or like a husband and wife musical duo who only covers the greatest hits of Pat Boone.
This is the future of that couple in your 8th grade class who always showed up on Friday wearing matching polo shirts and the same color jeans. You know what always bothered me about that couple? They never matched their shoes. She'd wear black Converse and he'd wear Timbs or something. It's all in the details. The Schwankes would never ever make that mistake.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
And this is why they're known as "flyover states."
Poor man's been hen-pecked for 64 long years! I doubt this was his idea, but went along with it anyway for her sake; the wife probably ran this marriage since the first day. Well, if it works for them.
Is the reporter calling them the "Schwank-me's"?
*imagines Whammie's dainties*
*blushes*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Oh wow, before I watched the video, I had the impression these two were wearing IDENTICAL OUTFITS, like matching hibiscus-patterned housecoats or something, like the dude was cross-dressing. Now THAT would be TRUE LOVE!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 9:26am.
I may have detected a hint of flamboyance on his part.
LOL! I'm gonna borrow that bit of code, if you don't mind.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
This is always the woman's idea and never a good one. It's trying too damn hard. Think of Britney and Timberlake in matching denim. That's how you two look.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I would NEVER to this to my husband. He's not five years old! Though sometimes he acts like one...
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 9:54am.
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:) I don't really have a favorite colour per say, In the summer I like bright fun summer colours and beachin it and in the fall & winter I tend to go to earthy colours.
Again I do both T-shirt as well as button downs, it depends on what I'm doing or the occasion, if I'm just kickin back I'm definitely a T-shit type guy but I also really like getting well dressed shining up the shoes and GQing it:)
Now boxers or briefs?? definitely boxers but they have to be the bicycle type ones preferably the ones the go to the thigh.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 9:55am.
hahahahaaa! classic
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
My mum makes monogrammed jogging suits for her and my step-father.
It's kinda cute.
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I thought of you last night watching The Jimmy episode of Seinfeld. GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET!
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Dark-sided!
Um, Whamo, what's your favorite color and are you a t-shirt kind of guy? Button down?
Just wondering...
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No Whamo, if he handed her his balls, it would be for the special custom fitting for the flower-patterned sack she was having made for them... Hehehe
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Holy Hawaiian shirts!
Yeah, there's nothing like sitting through the usual family "discussion" over and over - have to tune it out or one could go crazy! Kinda like Groundhog Day... ;)
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I wonder what year he handed his balls to his wife and said, "na you just keep em I have no use for them now"!
LAME
LMAO at TexnDoc's parents... Costanza?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Well, that's their schtick. Good for them.
I may have detected a hint of flamboyance on his part. Guess that's why it works for them...
My parents don't do that fortunately and we kids have figured out their secret after 55 years is bitching at each other over important things like what the clouds look like. They haven't spend 24 hours apart. At a recent wedding they had to sign the wedding book and it was 20 minutes of us watching "YOU sign it." "No, you write something!" "YOU write it." "No, you do it!" Then the music was too loud. "No it's not." "Yes it is."
Nebraska, why am I not surprised + esp not the Fremont part.
Awww, I think it's kinda sweet. Love stories about the oldies. *sniff*
Disturbing. But I guess whatever blows their skirts up.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
My Mom used to this too, and that's why Dad killed himself.