Of Course Honey Boo Boo Chile Is Getting Her Own Reality Show
Honey Boo Boo Chile, the go-go juice-guzzling breakout star of Toddlers & Tiaras, is getting her very own reality show produced by the same Lucifers of minions who put her on TLC (The Traumatizing Little Children Channel). TLC announced that Alana's spin-off show called "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" will follow Ritalin's arch rival as she spazzes out at Princess Leia who has broken into the family palace to strangle her coupon queen mother with a chain. Deadline has more details about this soon-to-be hillbilly mess of a show:
The series, titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, is described by the network as “an inside look into Alana’s world where the 6-year-old pageant sensation proves that she is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen. When she’s not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout.” TLC has ordered six half-hour episodes to premiere in August.
The tragic part is that I'll probably watch every episode while drinking PURPLE DRANK (go-go juice is too classy for me) from a Big Gulp cup. Yes, I am the problem. TLC should just title this show, Brit Brit: The Early Years. TLC should also go ahead and green light a show for the 2022-2023 season called Dr. Drew Presents Tarnished Tiaras & Therapy starring Honey Boo Boo Chile and every other damaged child beauty queen from T&T.
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How did that fat ass ugly kid get into a beauty contest to start with? I'm sorry but that smart ass kid is just as fugly as her mother. TLC is the worst channel on television and with the shit that MTV and Bravo puts on that's really really sinking low.
She looks life half pig/half human child. She is the ugliest child I have ever seen!!!!
That is one ugly, inbred looking redneck child. And while the lower IQ masses may think her sass is adorable and charming, I find it repellant and obnoxious. And what's with her mother? Is that a goiter on her neck? What a classless group of people. Money grubbing, dirt people. just embarrassing and disgusting.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 9:25am.
I have a job where I work around a lot of sailors, and the guys from Newfoundland were SO hard to understand at first, but now I unserstand them perfectly. Plus I have never seen anyone get as loaded as they get. I'm amazed that they can make it back onto their boat at the end of the night lol.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:22am.
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Lard tunderin' buddy, ya got dat roight!! Thankfully, I don't type like I sound. :)
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lol!..nicely done.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:01am.
Whanna be mindblown? A friend of a friend (I haz standards) looks just like hambeast up here^. Well bitch was pregnant, fat, ugly, stupid, and had a new date every friday. Riddle me that shit.
I'll see your shit riddle and raise you a the fuck? When I was modelling and looking my best guys never tried to hit on me. They'd all look but never came over to speak to me. (Well with the exception of potential Jersey Shore contestants who thought they were prettier than everyone there). I met all my BFs through friends (who were pleased to discover I could hold a conversation and didn't have any unwanted children or coupon addictions). So should I have packed on 15 stone and dribbled on myself to be more approachable?
i seriously thought this was a post about that Chernobyl movie at first...
Submitted by bridgjones on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 10:03am.
I've had all the kids I'm going to, so I'm going to say it: That is the ugliest child I have seen, both inside and out. If you want to see more of this mess, head to your local trailer park. Every person who made this show happen...no punishment is harsh enough.
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I am done having kids as well and I can almost always find something adorable about all children, but this girl is just plain fugly. She is truly hideous, inside and out. The mother is a wreck and does seem bombed as someone said earlier. The mother has no self awareness, if she did she would not inflict that kid of hers onto society
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:37pm.
AGREED! A night out with a Newfie is a guaranteed good time. -
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Lard tunderin' buddy, ya got dat roight!! Thankfully, I don't type like I sound. :)
Honey Boo Boo' Chile's mom is so completely bombed all the time, what is the matter with that drank bitch? I just hope they have someone to drive them around because if she's behind the wheel in that state...grrrrr
"TLC" and "Tarnished Tiaras & Therapy" - love it MK lolololololol ;D
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Is it just me, or does it seem that the majority of the mothers of these "beauty pageant" kids are morbidly obese and ugly? There's a show for ya TLC, document therapy sessions for these sick mothers who have been fat & ugly their entire lives, trying to live vicariously through their children. These mothers have to have some serious mental problems.
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she must fart like a truck driver after all that go go juice
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:37pm.
Actually our Newfies (from Newfoundland) have such a thick accent you can barely understand them. They have all sorts of unique phrasing. These are probably the most friendly lot you'll ever have the pleasure to meet and drink with and they LOVE their booze and telling a good story. They are the absolute salt of the earth and some of the best Canada has to offer:)
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AGREED! A night out with a Newfie is a guaranteed good time.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
I've had all the kids I'm going to, so I'm going to say it: That is the ugliest child I have seen, both inside and out. If you want to see more of this mess, head to your local trailer park. Every person who made this show happen...no punishment is harsh enough.
Whanna be mindblown? A friend of a friend (I haz standards) looks just like hambeast up here^. Well bitch was pregnant, fat, ugly, stupid, and had a new date every friday. Riddle me that shit.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Well, at least Joel McHale is happy.
Look what's stocked in the pantry. No wonder they are both fat asses.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:39pm.
Whamo, I had to call the hotel in Newfoundland where one of our execs was staying and the way the desk clerk pronounced "Newfoundland" was so garbled, I had to ask him to repeat it. WOT?????
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Unless you hear it all the time you'll have no clue what some of em are saying, more so in the villages right on "the rock" Those local accents are SO THICK it impossible to understand and this is in your own country. lol!
It's almost like TLC, Bravo and MTV have scouts walking around the crappiest malls in America pointing at the trashiest people they see saying, "and you get a show, and you get a show, and you get a show...."
I hope karma is a bitch.
That mother is certainly a breathtaking beauty..
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:59pm.
I think it's great that she is able to embrace her curves at such a young age.
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Forgive me, it's early and my caffeine hasn't exactly kicked in.... but that *was* sarcasm, right? I'm not being a dick, I just want to be sure...
lol at TLC (The Traumatizing Little Children Channel) - this is so true.
this wal-mart family portrait is so gross.
michael k, i can't believe your mayor wants to ban big gulps.
On the upside, this kid can not get more insufferable than she already is.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I try to be kind about someone's looks,but this pig is one of the UGLIEST things I have ever laid eyes on.
And Honey blubberbutt needs to be put in a convent school.
Kate Gosselin's head is exploding right now.
Whamo, I had to call the hotel in Newfoundland where one of our execs was staying and the way the desk clerk pronounced "Newfoundland" was so garbled, I had to ask him to repeat it. WOT?????
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:46pm.
...What part of the county is he from, it might be an east coast thing?
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What difference does it make? You're all a bunch of poutine-eating, hockey-loving hosers! HAAAWWWWW!
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Umm that would be EH! Other than that......
Actually our Newfies (from Newfoundland) have such a thick accent you can barely understand them. They have all sorts of unique phrasing. These are probably the most friendly lot you'll ever have the pleasure to meet and drink with and they LOVE their booze and telling a good story. They are the absolute salt of the earth and some of the best Canada has to offer:)
This is why we need death squads.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph . . . what is happening to humanity?
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Love how the White Trailer Park Trash get their 15 now.
Fuck everyone that made this fat bitches dreams come true for her vile daughter - JUST FUCK YOU!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:43pm.
What??? the 7th grade!? well aren't we just the posh one!
I feel like the QUEEN when I say that!
Well I say there, are you not in the 7th grade?
Bwahaaaaa!! :P
LOL!!! I love it when you speak Canadian-English to me!
That mother is by no means living vicariously through her daughter or placing any unrealistic expectations for her to be a star and put more than roadkill and coupon bought food on the table. Her belly chin and actual belly need to get fed dammit.
*rolls eyes and starts digging hole to build a bunker for one*
That quadruple chin on her momma is impressive. That's a 25 year every day bar regular, tap beer and cheap bar whiseky shot chin.....
I happen to like Honey Boo Boo Chile.......they need to hook her up with Chris Hansen and they could lure the kingfish of pedos.....wait in the kitchen honey boo bo o be right out..
Human beings are so depressing.
Does this kid have braces already, or are her teeth gray from tetracycline?
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The mother belongs on hoarders.
The child will not age well but at least she'll have the videos from the last couple of years to "Baby Jane" over as she yells at her mother from the couch while surrounded by Krispy Kreme boxes and 3 liter diet Pepsi bottles.
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All those pageant/dance moms are morbidly obese AND exceptionally ugly.
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My life is now complete
I do Pagents!
What kind of suspension system do they have on their four wheelers? Are they low riders? This mom will for sure make this kid fatter than she already is because just like misery, fat loves company too.
Hekki, I haven't been in there in a while, but surprisingly it was quite civil! :)
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:31pm.
Lol we call it 7th grade. :) The Canadian also says "two hours and a half" and it drives me fucking insane! It's two and a half hours!
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The Brits are worse. They say something like "half two" or something like that.
As for this heffa and a half, I will watch if this happens to them and they are gone for good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tx_CaXqp9U
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:13pm.
Err'body now! *angry voice* "It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaain..."
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Please: It's "rahnday."
You can't have enough Princess butt wipes for your little pageant princess. Duh.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:17pm.
47 bottles of shampoo and they both have dirty hair.
hahaha. Wait, that sort of irony belongs on the Alanis thread.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:17pm.
47 bottles of shampoo and they both have dirty hair.
hahaha. Wait, that sort of irony belongs on the Alanis thread.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Stoney: "dammit wrong thread lol!"
You were hanging in the Alanis Morrissette thread, huh?
I'm afraid to go in there. Mommy wars. Don't need it. Not today.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 4:46pm.
...What part of the county is he from, it might be an east coast thing?
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What difference does it make? You're all a bunch of poutine-eating, hockey-loving hosers! HAAAWWWWW!
Ay?
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Fuck everything about this. The child beauty pageant world is just gruesome in every way. And why do these troglodytes have to be from my home state? Why not Florida? Everyone hates them any damn way. Ugh.
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