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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 7:43pm.

Oh, Queenie! I'm eating my heart out over here! Never had Conshy Bakery Roll! (Conshohocken, right?) God, heaven is when you go to South Street and you get that first whiff of Jim's.....
Where's Dark Horse? Damn, I haven't been a Philly resident in 15 years!
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The Dark Horse is an English-style pub on Headhouse Square. Right around the corner from Jim's, which is way better than Geno's or Pat's (but if I had to choose between the two I'd go with Pat's). Although in my neck of the woods, I'd have to go with Screpsi's (grew up eating their steak sammiches) or V&S.

Conshy = Conshohocken, yes. Conshy Bakery rolls are the SHIT.

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Thanks for the relationship advice, y'all. I just can't stand this skank and I know she's going to hurt him. But as Lucifer_Sam said, all I can do is sit and wait for the fallout. And I won't even say "I told you so" to him. However, I WILL have strong-ass words for her ass.

And on the dog thing: you said he's a sweet shelter dog. We took in a shelter dog one time and had her for four months, but she tore up our house and started fights between our other dogs, so we had to give her back. She was awesome but she needed to be in a single dog household. I would get a Gentle Leader harness to take him out if he's that aggressive on walks. And maybe a vet visit to ask about possible medication, although it doesn't sound like he needs it if he's as sweet as you say. Good luck-- and NO pinch collars.

I had a cheesy laugh right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRl7AjBzlU4&feature=related

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 1:21am.

Aww, hasn't everyone felt like this at some point? Just didn't want to get out of that warm safe place *especially on Sundays* so cute! #burrows

Stinkbutt, hope you're feeling better today!

Foxxy hi!

*waves about the thread*

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I am gorgeous! thank you!!

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 06/01/2012 - 12:19am.

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Thank you for telling me about the risks of the pinch collar. I would NEVER leave him unattended with it, but thank you for the warning. I'm so glad to hear your dog was OK.

I sure wish that week was back when he was quite as a mouse. He's just a little terror. It's kind of sad to me, b/c he's so sweet otherwise. Recently, my friends dog who Shaggy absolutely loves, was crying for his owner. My friend just had to grab something from her car, and she was coming back shortly, but her dog was crying. My baby went up to her dog, and started licking his face, and nudging him, and even put his paw on his back, as if to say don't worry she's not going anywhere, she's coming back. It was the sweetest thing I've ever seen in my life btwn two animals. I sure hope I can train him, he has such a huge heart.

May you all feel like a Koala baby in a pouch today!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Aww, hasn't everyone felt like this at some point? Just didn't want to get out of that warm safe place *especially on Sundays* so cute! #burrows

Stinkbutt, hope you're feeling better today!

Foxxy hi!

*waves about the thread* ;)

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 11:50pm.

"My dog Shaggy Ninja needs some serious training."

from what you've said, i gotta agree

"He came from the shelter with an attitude that didn't show up for a week later."

i don't think that's unusual when dogs are transitioning to new place. i thought both of my shelter dogs were bark-less angels their first 10-14 days. both times i spent years wishing those days could come back.

"I was pulling on him, and telling him to stop, and finally he let her pants go."

imo, at that point you are grabbing his body and controlling the mouth and physically pulling him off the person, not still pulling on the leash. in some ways if you're new to dog ownership, perhaps see the dog training as something that might help you both of you . . .

i vehemently oppose pinch collars for all of the reasons that are written of. i had one on my first dog [used wrong trainer] -- one day came back inside after taking out trash or laundry or something and found her hanging from the inside doorknob choking. if i had gone shopping or to work instead of just outside, she would have been dead when i got home. true story. do not fuck around with a pinch collar, if you use it only use it when someone is supervising the dog

ETA: WHOA, i just saw the 8 lbs part -- do not use a pinch collar. harness -- dogs of that size have really delicate necks, i think . . .

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Mr. Know-it all (brother-in-law)l says he needs a lead not a retractable leash. I think he may be right about that.
I don't want to make my lil guy out to be a monster, he's not. He's actually really sweet. For a little 8 lbs dog he sure is strong though, and real feisty. I really have no idea what he's been through either.

My dog Shaggy Ninja needs some serious training. He came from the shelter with an attitude that didn't show up for a week later. I honestly thought something happened to his vocal cords, but now he's like Joe Pesci in Casino. He's always starting, and looking for trouble. He gets this look and stares people down, as if he saying "whatta you lookin at??" This lady was just walking by us in the park, and right when we passed her he went ballistic, barking like a maniac, and even grabbed onto her polyester pants, and was tugging on them. Her pants were all fucked up at the bottom when he was finished. I was pulling on him, and telling him to stop, and finally he let her pants go. That lady's eyes were as big as dinner plates. I don't know what to do. He can't go around doing this. He's barked at ppl before, but this time he went too far. My brother in law--Mr. no it all thinks I should get him a pinch collar. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Anyone have this same problem with their dog??

Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 9:13pm.
I wouldn't normally advise to get involved, but like you said, you see him like a son. I would just tell him, so that he knows what's going on. She could be giving him some skanky STD that she's picked up from every tom, dick, and harry she's been with lately. Plus, she's seeing married people, which makes her extra skanky. After you tell him I would just see myself out of the conversation/picture. Whatever decision he makes is his business after that. Good luck!! I hope he gets rid of her.
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I second this.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 7:40pm.

Nothing to worry about IMO - pretty sure all the zombies will be full after eating one of Kim's ass cheeks or Khloe's thighs.

LMAO while they eat her ass off! By gosh, that's a lovely picture - how would she make money then?

SDR - Pickle them!

Mike I blame you for this:

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/05/31/angel-roman-accused-burning-bitin...

And by this, I mean for getting me into reading articles from that site. Depressing stuff, really.

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@ Hockey Fan

I don't recommend that you get involved. The messenger always gets shot. Sorry, but at 27 he's a grown man - it's his life to live and his mistake to make. All you can do is be there with a listening ear when it inevitably ends.

When that arm and claw first came out I thought it was a joke. Cute little bugger after you see the rest of it.

sorry for the double post. This internet is really slow!

Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 7:39pm.

Oh goddammit--
I just had a whole rant written and my computer fucking froze.

Ok, so here goes: what would you horz do?

My GF and I have a wonderful friend, a young guy, 27 y.o. He's been dating this skank whore, almost as old as us (prolly 47-50 range, no one is really sure how old she is). She has four kids, two in college, almost as old as our friend. Before you say this sounds like jealousy, it's not-- he's like a son to us.
She's already banged one mutual (married) friend, and now she's moved on to this one. She hates us bc we called her out on her shit about *that* friend, and of course she denied everything. (We already had it confirmed by the married friend.)So, my question is this: would you say anything to our young friend who we really care about? They declare their love for each other almost daily on Facebook, and from the crickets chirping in the background of BOTH their friends, it's clear we all just want this relationship to go south. Any ideas? (And no, I won't block him bc he does post other stuff about his life, and we are friends. She hoever has blocked both of us bc she knows we can't stand her and will not hesitate to call her out on her shit.)
Help?

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I wouldn't normally advise to get involved, but like you said, you see him like a son. I would just tell him, so that he knows what's going on. She could be giving him some skanky STD that she's picked up from every tom, dick, and harry she's been with lately. Plus, she's seeing married people, which makes her extra skanky. After you tell him I would just see myself out of the conversation/picture. Whatever decision he makes is his business after that. Good luck!! I hope he gets rid of her.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 7:39pm.

Oh goddammit--
I just had a whole rant written and my computer fucking froze.

Ok, so here goes: what would you horz do?

My GF and I have a wonderful friend, a young guy, 27 y.o. He's been dating this skank whore, almost as old as us (prolly 47-50 range, no one is really sure how old she is). She has four kids, two in college, almost as old as our friend. Before you say this sounds like jealousy, it's not-- he's like a son to us.
She's already banged one mutual (married) friend, and now she's moved on to this one. She hates us bc we called her out on her shit about *that* friend, and of course she denied everything. (We already had it confirmed by the married friend.)So, my question is this: would you say anything to our young friend who we really care about? They declare their love for each other almost daily on Facebook, and from the crickets chirping in the background of BOTH their friends, it's clear we all just want this relationship to go south. Any ideas? (And no, I won't block him bc he does post other stuff about his life, and we are friends. She hoever has blocked both of us bc she knows we can't stand her and will not hesitate to call her out on her shit.)
Help?

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I wouldn't normally advise to get involved, but like you said, you see him like a son. I would just tell him, so that he knows what's going on. She could be giving him some skanky STD that she's picked up from every tom, dick, and harry she's been with lately. Plus, she's seeing married people, which makes her extra skanky. After you tell him I would just see myself out of the conversation/picture. Whatever decision he makes is his business after that. Good luck!! I hope he gets rid of her.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 7:05pm.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:28pm.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:23pm.

Deb just broke out in tongues!

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WHAT? No Conshy Bakery roll?

After all this cheesesteak talk, I'm craving Jim's with fried onions, mushrooms, and provolone. Then Imma hit the Dark Horse for some fine English ales.
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Oh, Queenie! I'm eating my heart out over here! Never had Conshy Bakery Roll! (Conshohocken, right?) God, heaven is when you go to South Street and you get that first whiff of Jim's.....
Where's Dark Horse? Damn, I haven't been a Philly resident in 15 years!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 7:32pm.

Nothing to worry about IMO - pretty sure all the zombies will be full after eating one of Kim's ass cheeks or Khloe's thighs.

Oh goddammit--
I just had a whole rant written and my computer fucking froze.

Ok, so here goes: what would you horz do?

My GF and I have a wonderful friend, a young guy, 27 y.o. He's been dating this skank whore, almost as old as us (prolly 47-50 range, no one is really sure how old she is). She has four kids, two in college, almost as old as our friend. Before you say this sounds like jealousy, it's not-- he's like a son to us.
She's already banged one mutual (married) friend, and now she's moved on to this one. She hates us bc we called her out on her shit about *that* friend, and of course she denied everything. (We already had it confirmed by the married friend.)So, my question is this: would you say anything to our young friend who we really care about? They declare their love for each other almost daily on Facebook, and from the crickets chirping in the background of BOTH their friends, it's clear we all just want this relationship to go south. Any ideas? (And no, I won't block him bc he does post other stuff about his life, and we are friends. She hoever has blocked both of us bc she knows we can't stand her and will not hesitate to call her out on her shit.)
Help?

So I'm gathering we're on the verge of a zombie apocalypse. Great! No luck seeing the Kuntrashians meet a zombie-they're void of hearts and brains.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:28pm.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:23pm.

Deb just broke out in tongues!

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SDR, I think you're right! If I can't have a cheesesteak, I'll have an Italian Hoagie of sharp provolone, Capicola, genoa salami, lettuce, tomatoes, with hots, sweets, pickles and onions. Oil. No vinegar. No mayo. Salt, pepper, and oregano. On a Sarcone's or Amoroso roll, with Wise Bar-B-que chips and a Yuengling Porter. FUCK!
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WHAT? No Conshy Bakery roll?

After all this cheesesteak talk, I'm craving Jim's with fried onions, mushrooms, and provolone. Then Imma hit the Dark Horse for some fine English ales.

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@ Hekki

I feel exactly the same way about my time in boarding school as you do. I was there for five years. Yep, I'm in the UK - Scotland, but my school was in England.

Like you, I was very sheltered, and I was also an extremely shy child. But, as you put it, it was a culture shock and a real *sink or swim* situation. Learned so much too. I became fiercely independent and adaptable; my parents didn't recognise me after my first term there, haha. Definitely the best friends of my life too. I look back on it with a lot of fondness even though, yes, it was difficult at times, being away for nine months out of the year. My brothers went to co-ed boarding schools.

I hope you get to send your kids - make it a family tradition, haha! It's such a unique experience for a child to have.

This is some St Clares/Mallory Towers shit!

God. Damn. Now we have exploding joeys??

I'm not sure how many gross-out stories I can stand. Miami zombies, Maryland zombies, Canadian zombies...wtf???

*closes shades and hunkers down with a shotgun and the dogs*

Hey, horz. We tried the Mango Lite Slurpoo (Freudian typo stays) from 7-11 this weekend and the kids went bonkers.

Yeah, I know. I hate artificial sweeteners but I had to know what the fuss was about. Super-sweet and breain-freezey, but kinda good. The guy behind the counter said he puts vodka in his.

Naturally I saved this tidbit for you guys.

*reads mike's link* 

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!

You can make your own ho-made Philly cheesesteaks. The hardest part is getting the right rolls.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 6:03pm.

if you're in or visit SF or Sac areas i can make a couple of suggestions

see y'all later -- trying to get some work done

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy, ill have to ask my foodie friends if they know of a place with some good cheesesteak!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTA

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:37pm.

stinkbutt - that blows, man. My husband is a prof, no ego, nothing to prove like a lot of academics (although there are a lot of decent ones). His theory on the types like the one you describe is that they were geeks in high school and now take advantage of the power they have. But basically they're just assholes. As are some of the students (in the UK system the private school kids are the absolute worst). I hope things get better for you, it sounds like you're working hard.

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Your husband is right, cause I know he was a total nerd in H.S. He said he spent most of his days inside his room by himself playing his Oboe...that sounds funny ;) and he didn't have any friends. They have over the top power here, it's way too much in my opinion. There are some prof. that are nice like your husband, and don't have egos. I know they're not all like that, but he's the chair, and it's really hard when you've got a jerk sitting at the top. Thank you, I hope things get better too, I only have two more semesters, and I'll never see these people again!

Wowl, I've never eaten dry algae, so...

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Dog, the one I had had neither of those qualities. The taste reminded me of dry algae.

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.

I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTA

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:40pm.

Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:37pm.

AC/DC "It's A Long Way To The Top"

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haa good one!

Hekki- It's a great opportunity for him, I'm proud!

Boobs are a hot mess. First doctor is being an elusive d-bag so I've decided to part ways.

Vern, I had a boob job a few months ago and have some non-emergent complications that my surgeon has either ignored, downplayed or tried to convinced me I don't need fixed. The whole job isn't what I thought it would so I'm looking for someone to fix it.

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

Mike, you need a night out with a bunch of Dlisted wimmens. They will loosen you up. Of course, come morning you probably won't be able to find your shorts but as long as anyone had a camera, you'll be able to see that you had fun!

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:42pm.
I like reading about disturbing stuff...

^^^^^^

How did you get hold of Kim Kardashian's private diary????

Hey now, I have my limits.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:42pm.
I like reading about disturbing stuff...

^^^^^^

How did you get hold of Kim Kardashian's private diary????

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:34pm.
Enjoy every last sip!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:34pm.

Did you see the pictures of the Miami guy's face after he got toofed?

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Nah. I like reading about disturbing stuff, but I don't like seeing violence or gore.

Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:37pm.

AC/DC "It's A Long Way To The Top"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:34pm.

Did you see the pictures of the Miami guy's face after he got toofed?

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 5:35pm

i live in CA. there's authentic Philly cheesesteaks around -- lot of east coast natives running restaurants and sandwich shops out here. read reviews and stay away from chain restaurants . . .

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12