Ryan Gosling Took Eva Mendes To His Mom's Graduation
Ryan Gosling's mom, Donna, got her teacher's degree from Brock University in St. Catherine's, Ontario yesterday and like the good son he is, he showed up to the graduation ceremony and brought the human dagger in every fangirl's heart: EVIL MENDES! An official from Brock University told TheSpec that they knew about 30 minutes beforehand that Ryan was coming. That gave officials just enough time to pass around frozen panties to the girls and gays so that their genitals wouldn't explode into an orgasm sauce geyser as soon as he strutted in. The official said Ryan refused to take pictures with fans and tried to keep all the focus on his mommy.
“He didn’t want his celebrity status to distract from his mom’s big day and all of the other grads’ big day. He was very gracious and extremely aware of his own ability to create a distraction.”
Even though Ryan pulled some "no pictures, no pictures please" shit, one grad managed to get a picture of him and she posted it to her Instagram. I love Ryan's "I see you, but I'm going to pretend not to see you" face as much as I love Eva throwing one of her signature "Keep hating, bitches, because I'll be making the same happy face when your fake boyfriend massages my toes with his tongue later tonight!" smiles. Just like I do every time a new picture of Eva and Ryan comes out, I trolled the Internet to see what the commenters had to say. Of course, there were plenty of people calling Eva a Cesar Romero-faced piece of trash who will hopefully get struck down with an allergy to Canadian peen skin. Oh, I love the rage Eva puts in hos. I kind of hope Ryan and Eva will elope, so that I can sit back with a tub of maple syrup popcorn and watch as his fangirls do The Exorcist head spin in unison.
And Lainey says that Ryan and Eva have been driving around Eastern Canada. Eva brags about how she's fucked in every US State, so I'm guessing she's trying to achieve the same thing in Canada by fucking in every province. Here comes that fangirl rage....
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I just don't get the whole "why Eva Mendes is awesome" thing. Ok, I see it somewhat. She's cute, and she's super slutty, constantly bragging about all the sex she's had and basically being everything a porn actress should be and not a real woman.
I find her disgusting, and it's a shame that she gets all the attention that she does, but that is why she is always spreading her legs for anyone that will get her attention.
I find it sad that she talks about empowering girls, while being the biggest ho in hollywood. Anyone who touches her better double up.
"Drive" was an excellent movie. Very bloody. Needs booze and someone to hold to get through. Love interest sweet, Carey Mulligan? Nice that Gosling's character never took advantage of his lady. It was all about chivalry. And very bloody.
And YES, Ryan Gosling does take his shirt off in "Blue Valentine." And when he did, I was like, "hot damn!" The thing is, in part of the movie he looks really hot, and in the other part he's kind of balding and wearing a really dorky eagle head sweatshirt -- ignore the lack of hotness there. The thing is you fall in love with his character, he's so sweet, and Michelle Williams is such a cunt royale.
I didn't fall in love with his character. I thought he was totally clingy and suffocating - the kind of guy who follows you into the bathroom and shit. In the words of Karrine Steffans: "Can I get a minute? Damn!" Totally understood Michelle Williams' character - you do end up being a cunt to those guys because there's no other way to get them to back off and let you breathe.
Twatty, I'lll definitely check those out! True Blood's one of maybe three shows I'll watch over a few days! Better be good. Maybe Meloni will get with Pam♥ And it can't disappoint if Jesus♥ or Alcide♥ Majello come back! *wiggles eyebrows* ;p
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i cant be the only one who notices that he doesnt look to be enjoying her.. something incredibly phoney.. she has to be paying him.. right?
He looks like he is bored.
Meh. He's all right, and I do not get the appeal of Eva Mendes. Eva La Rue, from CSI:Miami is WAY prettier.
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Evan Mendez should hookup with Miami-heat massuesse killer Chris Bosch and open up Juraaisic Park of Florida becuz they look like freakin' dinasaur people.
That face doesn't strike me as 'I'm not going to notice', more like 'if there weren't people around I would tear out your esophagus and use it as a straw to suck out your innards.'
He creeps me out and I don't see even one bit what makes women swoon over him.
Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:16pm.
Why did that chick use one of the Instagram vintage color effects on a picture of two celebrities she snuck a pic of? I bet her title was "ran into some old friends". Like, people use those color effects to make their pics look more personal or meaningful. Those "personal" color effects shouldn't be used on a pic of two people that you don't even know and that made it clear that they didn't want their picture taken.
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maybe she just took the picture with a potato. :D
His shoulders are too narrow and sloping. That is my only deal breaker in a man (lookswise). Gotta have some big ass manly broad shoulders.
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Within -- I know it's really sick, but Mark Harmon is so damn hot in that Ted Bundy miniseries, "The Deliberate Stranger." And YES, Ryan Gosling does take his shirt off in "Blue Valentine." And when he did, I was like, "hot damn!" The thing is, in part of the movie he looks really hot, and in the other part he's kind of balding and wearing a really dorky eagle head sweatshirt -- ignore the lack of hotness there. The thing is you fall in love with his character, he's so sweet, and Michelle Williams is such a cunt royale. And hey, as far as Meloni is concerned, the new season of "True Blood" starts Sunday and he plays the new vampire in town -- check it out!
kind of a mom and dad couple there :) ; I like his work.
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"I'm afraid of happy people. They're chemically imbalanced."--Shirley
Oh? Hehehe (I was teasing Twatty because the loves him so!) lol just hope Mark looks as delectable now as he did on The Presidio! yum yum ;p
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Mark Harmon is on NCIS.
Hey Twatty, is Mark still around these days? Don't keep up with tv much these days... Other than what I hear at this joint. He's married to the chick from Mork & Mindy? He's off the list!
Meloni in Oz and in the shower, that is all! Mmm
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Mayo, I think Ryan peaked with the Notebook (love Rachel with him) and I'll have to wait and see Blue Valentine to assess further. *wonder if he takes his shirt off?* hahahaha
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Hey, Within!
M.E. & Bigbendy -- step back, girls, I mentioned Mark Harmon first -- I get him!!! I've been in love with that man for over 30 years! He always was gorgeous, always will be. Still can't believe he's married to that boring, plain Pam Dawber -- yawn.
Um, i don't think Ryan is all that, i mean, he is cute but that's it, that's why i don't understand why everyone should hate on eva for being with him, dude is average at best! Well it's really not that shocking cause she's fug too, so... Whatevah!
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Why did that chick use one of the Instagram vintage color effects on a picture of two celebrities she snuck a pic of? I bet her title was "ran into some old friends". Like, people use those color effects to make their pics look more personal or meaningful. Those "personal" color effects shouldn't be used on a pic of two people that you don't even know and that made it clear that they didn't want their picture taken.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 2:04pm.
TEAM MARK HARMON!!!!!!!!!
I'd let that pepaw hit it till he broke a hip.
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M.E, I think that he is hot too. Is he still married to Pam Dawber(sp) from Mork and Mindy? Do you think he wears a rug or is it just me? He was a football player in his college years wasn't he? Sorry, I guess I should wiki this. Haha bottom line , he's hot.
THIS BITCH! Ryan is MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEE
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
TEAM MARK HARMON!!!!!!!!!
I'd let that pepaw hit it till he broke a hip.
He went from Sandra Bullock to Rachel McAdams to this twat?
Oh my god, that was my school. I went there because I lived three minutes away and didn't want to borrow 3x as much as I had to already from OSAP. It may have sucked (they didn't support the arts very well back then and I was a fine art major), but at least it's now paid for!
It's correctly spelled 'St. Catharines'.
There is NO one in Hollywood that does anything for me or has in decades. Not Clooney in his prime, or Pitt, I couldnt care less about Askars.. But this is The Driver. Show some respect!
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
Submitted by Aurora01 on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 1:24pm.
Well for one, she probably will never have to work again. Maybe she has always wanted a teaching degree and she felt the need to achieve her goal. I say good for her.
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Cougar Twatty, paging cougar Twatty! I've never seen Blue Valentine... Just might now!
"My top three guys are Chris Meloni (obviously -- he's my avie), Jon Hamm and Mark Harmon"
Excellent choices Twatty! You like manly men, I see! YES! They're gorgeous <33
*whispers, I still have a thing for long and lean à la Gale Harold in his QAF days of course* mmm and you already know of my weakness for Matt Boner ;D lololol
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:37pm.
I agree (although I LOVED the notebook..I am a sucker for cheesy love stories). He is definitely one of those that it's hard to get his appeal until you see him in a movie. He was awesome in Blue Valentine.
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I wonder why Ryan's mom bothered to get a teaching degree, especially at her age. New teaching jobs in Ontario are practically non-existent.
RUDE! She should be glad he didn't snatch her phone and punch her.
I wouldn't recognize Ryan if he sat beside me on the bus.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Ryan is so average. I do not get the appeal.
I like these two together. They bring out dimensions of personality that were locked up and hidden. I really dig couples that can do that for each other.
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He was in Blue Valentine? I saw that before I had ever heard of this dude. Loved him in that film. And Chris Meloni is DAYUM hot!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
i don't know anything about Evil Mendes, but i don't like her. some ppl come off as likeable, she has the opposite effect.... why!?! i can't figure it out...
Honestly, I never saw the appeal of this guy until I saw "Blue Valentine." My top three guys are Chris Meloni (obviously -- he's my avie), Jon Hamm and Mark Harmon. But if I were to go for a much younger blonde guy, he'd be the one. He was so sweet in that movie I just fell in love with him. Plus he reminds me of my first boyfriend. And he just doesn't look right with Eva Mendes; she's just so irritating and rough-looking. I can't wait to see "Gangster Squad" with him and my other man Sean Penn in it -- that movie looks so hot!
I can only feel happiness for her. Get some while it's hot Eva :-)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/07/2012 - 12:34pm.
hahaha. I don't remember catching any damn thing, but it sure was lovely as the sun set.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I love the Goz. He has a gorgeous expressive face. He usually picks out fine movies and acts well in them (I forgive him for The Notebook, it was early in his career). Don't worry haters, this is a Hollywood relationship and he and Evil Mendez (haha that is a great name for her) will be history in a year or two.
THIS is how a celebrity attends a loved ones graduation. Remember when CaCa went to her sister's graduation with an entourage and a ridiculous attention -grabbing outfit?
He does it for me in Drive. Not sure I've seen any other movies of his...and can't think of anything of hers I've seen.... meh
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Rande? you didn't catch any while fishing?
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I think she's pretty and he's alright, there's no real reason to hate these two lol. Those fan girls just want him to end up with Rachel Mcadams like in the notebook, weirdos.
St. Catharines is a lovely town. I spent a nice afternoon/evening fishing there, then had a great meal al fresco. I didn't see any Goslings.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Snowy- Thanks! I will definitely check that one out. It sounds really interesting.
Holy crap, the fangirl rage at celebitchy is hysterical!
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Gosling can be hot in certain situations under low light, lolol. Cool for his mom. I don't mind Eva, she's always extremely well put together and fashionable, with only a couple lapses here or there! Haha I hope they elope too! ;D
Now MK, what's this about you sitting "back with a tub of maple syrup popcorn"? You into poutine as well?!? Of course you are!! lmao
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louise: i thought about you when I read about it the other day
http://www.amazon.com/The-Chaperone-Laura-Moriarty/dp/1594487014/ref=sr_...
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I don't know, I kinda like 'em both, and think they make a pretty good couple... Just don't see a reason to hate.
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Snowy- I haven't. I will have to look for it. I'm in the middle of reading The Uglies series right now. I'm about halfway through The Pretties. I think I just keep reading to find out if Tally will ever NOT be a dumb ass.
LOL Louise: and next to the ring master is a guy chugging a 40!
have you heard about the new book about your avie queen?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky