You Can't Keep John Travolta's Wig Down For Long
What I mean by that is that somebody should've snatched that carpet sample off of his head, because it is dreadful. Anyway, for the first time since everybody learned about the terrifying adventures of John Travolta's man finger-eating whirlpool anus, he put on a brave wig and came out (not like that) to honor Shirley MacLaine last night. No, John wasn't presenting Shirley with the Sally's Beauty Supply Lifetime Achievement Award in Lace Front-Wearing. Shirley was the recipient of the AFI Life Achievement Award and John was there to honor her. I really don't know who's wig game is worse: Shirley or John's. Shirley's looks like it's slowly shifting off of her head and John's wig is laid like a sod square.
The likes of Meryl Streep, Dakota Fanning, Mena Suvari, Melanie Griffith and Jennifer Aniston thought to themselves, "That is such a realistic wax figure of a Vulcan Dracula" as John Travolta spit out nice words about Shirley. I appreciate that John is showing us what Eddie Munster would look like if he grew into his widow's peak, but damn. Bitch needs to pull out his payroll sheet and erase the name of the ho who keeps buying his wigs at Leonard Nimoy's yard sale.
And if you were about to announce the countdown for the inevitable "Angie's fame whoring leg vs. Aniston's fame whoring leg" battle, save your bref.
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John Travolta looks like he was trying out for the lead in the new live-action version of Archer
grossssss...those poor guys who had to fuck him for $$$$ they deserve the nobel prize for not throwing up.
Revolta's hair looks like the hair of that muscle boy porn star who shaved his head and had "hair" tatooed on his scalp---- just black ink.
And Gawd, can't that Streep Woman go to JCP or H&M and buy a decent housedress?
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Travolta looks like Schwarzenigger in that top photo.
How did JT get so hideous looking?!? It's not just the turf on his head. I mean the man looks freakin scary. He looks like he has no blood running through his body, all pasty white.
If someone told me I had to choose btwn making out with JT or making out with Shirley MacLaine I'd choose Shirley hands down. Even though that wig looks like it's been sitting at the bottom of her closet, and she looks like she'd have stinky grandma breath. It's better than kissing that spoke looking thing.
He's got that spock's star trek hair. Kind of reminds me of the episode where somebody stole spock's brain and was using it to run their city.
http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/6/68/Spock%2C_2293.jpg
Just saying
Man, John Travolta is the Teflon Fucking Don--he's skating. Again.
At least someone is Hollywood is aging naturally.
JT looks like the android 'Bishop' from Aliens.
Die you murdering scieno bitch.
EDITED: Heigl looks terrible in that pic.
His hair looks like a pot scrubber left out to dry.
Can't believe Katherine Heigl's only 33. She looks like someone who goes casino-hopping in her Winnebago and plays Wednesday night bridge with "the girls".
Travolta's face is absolutely horrible. He's got a Wayne Newton/ Kenny Rogers special going on there. Heigel is not aging well at all. She's done in the entertainment industry and may as well open an acting school in whatever part of Utah, or wherever, that she calling home these days.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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If the audience didn't snicker at John Travolta over the whole I-like-my-bhole-teased-by-the-hired-help rumors, they had to laugh at his painted puppet wiglet. Really, John? Really? I can believe your hair is real like I can believe you are a stringent heterosexual. ______________________________________________
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Get this bitch a pair of prosthetic ears, that is one ugly Vulcan wig.
"If I do my best Spock look, they'll forget about the gay stuff." I'm team John but that looks is awful. And speaking of awful, are we sure Katherine Heigl isn't as old as Shirley MacLaine....who has now turned into Rip Taylor? Actors are SO fucked up I can't figure out why they are celebrated??????????
LEAVE VINNIE ALOOOOOOOOOOONE!!
Heigl looks awful. And to think that I once thought she was very pretty. : /
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Omg. Travolta looks like a gorilla.
Wow, Star Trek. Spock, Bones, Kirk!
In an earlier life, JT was a well-respected, well-paid actor.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
JT needs to come to terms with:
A) His male pattern baldness
B) His love for the peen
Why do men insist on wearing shitty toupes, hair plugs and awful dye jobs? Bald is better.
Yeah-who did invite Dr Spock...he must be standing in for Johnny Travolta whose having yet another 'massage' followed by a kingsize snickers bar...
I can't help liking Shirley Maclaine-shes such a bad ass bitch and looks like she's going for the 'au natural 'reptile look which is refreshing...
Hopefully Melanie Griffith will be inspired.
Julia Roberts-cannot stand that ho.
Heigel-she's either been at the botox or the bronzer.
Aniston -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OK -Im bored with these tedious twats.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Shirley hun, I adore you but invest in a better wig for "going out".
Jennifer, how about a nice bun once in a while ok?
The ugly on the inside of of Heigl is playing
karma with her face....simple things like that make me happy.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 1:36pm.
Isn't Melanie Griffith married to the Nasonex bee?
YES! and even after all these years I CAN'T WITH THAT!!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I see I'm not the only one who looked at that and saw Spock. Good to know you fuckers are on the same wave length. Now, lets consider, WTF does Vulcan Travolta do with his fingers during the Live long and prosper hand sign?
What the effe has happened to Katherine Heigl's face?
not cute. any of them. nuh uh
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:00pm.
"The Children's Hour" is one of my favorite SMc films.
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That movie is devastating. Pretty daring stuff for the time when it was made."
It is a very powerful film. I watched it on TCM a while back and Robert Osborune said that a lot of gay characters in film ended up committing suicide or were killed off back in the day. So sad.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
John Trovolta looks like a wonder twin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wonder_Twins.jpg
And Heigl looks hella old for her age. A picture of her face needs to be in one of those creepy anti-smoking ads.
Eddie Munster, but much, much creepier
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
And the lifetime achievement award goes to Edwin Wolfgang Munster..........
it's too dark John! Everyone knows black makes things look slimmer, so the top of your head looks really small whilst the rest of your fat white face looks much fatter than usual. Fire your scientology wig wranglers.
What in the Leonard Nimoy hell is that?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 1:43pm.
Thats not Melanie Griffith!!!
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She's veering into Joan Rivers territory.
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Travolta is not aging well.....
Aww, snap! Now he's got a beard AND a wig!
Revolta is Eddie Munster/Herman Munster...how odd, he really looks like a dna mix of Herman's face with Eddie's hair..how odd..
Katherine Heigl's face couldn't have happened to a nicer person
That wig makes him look like an evil alien from those Mystery science theater movies.
Revolta looks positively simian
Two observations: Katherine Heigel needs to lay off the botox. Her forehead looks ridiculous. And Jennifer Aniston basically covers half of her face with her hair...and it still doesn't hide the fact that her face is starting to look "done". Not sure what she has had done, but it is starting to look a little strange.
Note: I am not against fillers or botox, but some folks do it in a way that looks a lot more natural. It always puzzles me when celebs have access to the best dermatologists and surgeons and still they look so overdone.
I'm tired of him. Can he just go away already?
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 1:47pm.
Is it too early for me to eat my lunch?
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...Yes...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 3:00pm.
"The Children's Hour" is one of my favorite SMc films.
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That movie is devastating. Pretty daring stuff for the time when it was made.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
"The Children's Hour" is one of my favorite SMc films.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
LOLZ at all the comments. Inc - Dracula muppet thing, Spock and monkeyhead!!!
When I was a young 'un I fell deeply in love with Shirley Maclaine in 'The Apartment' on a wet windy saturday afternoon. I may have wanked myself into a coma after. Now I feel strange :(
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Home Depot sells head paint? who knew?
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Submitted by SoulTaker: "Why does Heigel's hair always look windsnarled and so crunchy and dried out, liked she's got an entire can of AquaNet in it?"
Ugh, I know. It always looks "done". Like she went to the Powder Puff Beauty Parlor where all the old ladies get their white dyed apricot or periwinkle and teased up with one of those wire combs and they have to wear plastic rain bonnets when it gets cloudy.
Her hair never looks natural. Never.
Man. Heigl looks like Ashley Judd close up.
(not a compliment. AJ is past her prime. in more ways than one).
revolta looks like a fucking baboon.