Say Something Nice: Lil' Kim At L.A. Pride
Thousands gathered in front of the main stage at L.A. Gay Pride in West Hollywood on Saturday and watched as Lil' Kim shook her shellacked ham hocks and kept her waxed cheek cutlets from melting off of her face by fanning herself. We should temporarily put down our umbrellas of hate and not throw shade at Lil' Kim for looking like a big top mess. Let's say something nice instead of making fun of Kim's rubber Nermal face. Or that parched lace front that looks like it just came out of a McDonald's deep fryer. Or those fake lashes that look like the plucked wings of a baby crow (CALL PETA!). Or that face paint job that was probably done by the same foolish mortician's assistant who slathered Lisa Turtle's mug with ten coats of fug. Or the face that Kim looks like an escapee from the Zoobilee Zoo and Mayor Ben really needs to throw a net over this trick. Let's not point any of those things out and focus on the positive for once!
I'm going to slow clap at Kim for qualifying for the U.S. Olympic Eyebrow Game trials. I'm also going to say something nice about Kim's nose. I'd sit and bounce on Kim's nose, because it always looks like a short pencil dick with a pinched mushroom head and anything that makes me think about peen is a good thing. ("Dumb slut, what doesn't make you think about dick?" - you). Good point.
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When a real woman looks like a pre-op transsexual or a drag queen, you know she's had too much plastic surgery.
http://the80srevisited.blogspot.com/
It's a given that people who do plastic surgery changed a part (or parts) of their body that they didn't like...her nose looked totally fine to me prior to whatever the hell she did to it. It didn't look wide to me or anything. Now she's a LaToya doppleganger.
that pic of Kim whamo is photoshop perfection, she was nice looking but never realy thaaat purrty....
...and something nice to say ... uhm... hmmm... mh mh *smh*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
I'm impressed by the way she managed to get her face about seventeen shades lighter than the back of her hands. Her facial skintone, to me, says SOLID GOLD.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Unnecessary to look upon would be the best I can do.
The backup dancers face in thumbnail #1 and #2 really says it all. Shame on the doctors who keep doing surgery on her. She needs mental help.
Lil' Kim and Aguilera, we're gonna need a bigger chat...
Something nice, something nice... um, he's scowling but helmet boy is cute! ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Leave it to Lil Kim to bring this much glamour to a NO-carpet event.
Nicki Minaj - this is your future. Eventually alla dat ass starts to fall apart.
Her face is forever jacked, but her body is a SOLID 5, and honestly, I expected worse.
Holy fug, her & Snooki are twins.
Ain't shit nice to say about this... so I'm not going to say shit.
I thought that was hologram Michael Jackson for a moment...
Biggie must be pissing himself with laughter in the afterlife.
Wowzer, she looks like sweaty silly putty.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
How is it that she still brings in enough cash to continually fuck up her features?
Who is hiring her and WHY!?!?
And has she completely run out of friends and loved ones. You know - the ones who would say WTF are you doing?!?!?
I'll say something nice...Get some therapy bitch! WTF is wrong with Lil Kim? WTFFFFF!!!!
Just tragic. Sad.
LaToya even looks better than this!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
All of the untapped resources at Gay Pride, and she ended up looking like this? Kim could have slipped into the Mickey D's bathroom and gotten better styling advice.
Looks like everything's been said.
Kim reminds me of 'What Ever Happened to Baby Jane' 'cause whenever I see her I wonder what the hell happened. Seriously. What the hell had happened?
LIL TOO BIG KIM is more like it.
The nice thing I will say is thank goodness I didn't see this live. Can I get a...
AMEN?
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"Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??"
I've tried, but cannot come up with something nice to say. I'm horrified.
She looks like she is ready to do a psychic reading network.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Something nice: She got paid for this gig so hopefully she's one step closer to getting the rest of her body bleached to be as light as her face and ending her patchwork skin tone situation. And she can now afford a razor to take care of that black hair growing under her arm.
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holy fuckinstein!
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I wish I could go back in time taking press photos and crappy sex video clips of all these doughnuts masquerading as celebrities. "In 10-15 years these are your headlines if you don't change your ways now. Learn a fucking talent that people will pay good money for and enjoy the rewards without cutting your face and body open or spreading your legs and lying there like a fish that died a week ago of a very boring death".
Kim (Lil' and Karkrapian) I am looking directly at YOU!
--thanks awfully--
http://dlisted.com/node/46280/images/wenn3936083.jpg
2 more things about this particular pic:
Nice thing #3:
She will never need ass implants.
Nice thing #4:
Since black guys love big butts, she will always have a date.
MM, this idiot has already gotten ass implants and her hips as well. She's really gone.
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"Uhh....I'm here for the gang bang??"
I thought Imelda Marcos had passed away already.
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“A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience...a quietly mad population is a tractable one.”
She looks good with the sunglasses on *shrugs*
the nicest thing I can say is she looks very trannylicious, but homegirl, what is up with the bustin out of the bodice...yikes!!! Those hips need to be under wraps you need to respect the gheys cause they have taste, and "lil" Kim needs to remember that...next time you preform cover those thunder thighs and hips..dayum!!!
Lil' Kim doing an impression of Charo? Charo looks better thank Kim. Sorry Kim.
uh...she sure knows how to select a cool shade of red... the microphone is nice too
*looks for something nice* *looks for something nice* *looks.....who am I kidding, got nothing.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
oops, dbl post.
Oh man, where to start!? I remember when lil' Kim first came out, she was really cute...still nasty, but cute. Wow, she looks absolutely horrid and it's a shame that nobody close to her is telling her this...then again, maybe they are and she's ignoring them.
Say something nice: uhm ... uhm ... today i had spaghetti with salmon for lunch. That was nice.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:46pm.
Aw, Kim! *sigh* You need to BURN that outfit and slap whoever put the orange eyeshadow on you. Twice.
That IS nice, it's what a real friend would tell her.
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...lol...snarf...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
Good for her! She resembles Coco from the back.
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Devil's advocate.
Say something nice: I like her calves. :/
I believe that some people get total makeovers to "hide" or because they harbor some self-hatred, but you can always spot the real "them" because souls run through to the bones and we always come out. Some people "hide" behind new masks because they're refugees from their own lives and need to start anew.
What an embarrassment.
After looking at this mess... God it is frightening, you might want to see these precious Shiba Inu puppies....
http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba
Apologies for going off topic!
Lil Kim isn't looking so "Lil" anymore. More like Fat Cow Kim.
Are we sure that's not Lil Kim's not-so-look-alike asian impersonator? She doesn't look anything the same.
Aw, Kim! *sigh* You need to BURN that outfit and slap whoever put the orange eyeshadow on you. Twice.
That IS nice, it's what a real friend would tell her.
In the top picture, she looks drunk, or maybe she just had a tooth pulled.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
When is this leotard trend going to die? I blame Madonna for this fuckery.
something nice: this fuckery occurred in L.A. where it belongs
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by moonmaid on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:03pm.
I think it may have flown out from under L'il Kim's hot pants and landed on his head...
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Simon's got cootchie head..lol!!!
Submitted by Janice Second on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:04pm.
Awesome! I love Cyndi. We just never seen to make it very long. We sort of overdue and are asleep by 8pm. Haha we are very lame.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 1:56pm.
Off Topic: OMG loook at Simon Cowell in this pic!?! ahahahaha
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LOL, is that a WIG on his head or did he just get some weird "unfinished" on top haitcut?
I think it may have flown out from under L'il Kim's hot pants and landed on his head...