This Is Just Offensive
At this point, we're all used to wet heaving through our eye holes at Brit Brit looking like she was just crowned Miss People of Walmart, but this is a whole new level of NO. Wheel out the barbecue grill and burn it all. The ozone layer will gladly take the hit. The only place safe for eyes to land on this picture is that cupcake in SPF's hand. The rest is a violation against humanity. I've said before that I'm sort of okay with chirrun wearing Crocs, since those rubber devil hooves are more comfortable than a whale's vagina (apparently), but SPF's mismatched Crocs tell me he has more than one pair in his closet. Why does he have more than one pair of Crocs? That's double the evil. Screw the Boogeyman , the real terror hiding in the bedroom closets of children is Crocs. Call the trailer witch and light the sage. Speaking of evil showing itself through footwear...
What in the HALE kind of GD UGGs are those? Are those knit condoms for UGGs?! It looks like a pair of leg warmers giving birth to tumors. Those are what Lucifer's minions wear when performing "What A Feeling" in the Ninth Circle Ballet. Those UGGs paired with those seriously sophisticated pocket-baring coochie cutters make Brit look like she's halfway through morphing into a dwarf pony.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY to all of this.
Will somebody please buy a box of Popeye's fried chicken chips, find Brit Brit on the streets of Santa Barbara and offer to trade her that deliciousness for those devil's intestines boots? She'll do it and then you can throw that shit into the fire.
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Hey! why you gotta throw Santa Barbara up in this mess! We dont want her!
you're welcome
Why does she always got out of her way to show off her stumpy legs by wearing short shorts and hot sweaty boots?
@ mefunigirl
"she looks tired, but who over the age of 30 isn't?"
Um, most actually. Let me guess, you're either under 30, or your over 30 but your in such terrible shape that you're tired more often than you're not?
look at this fungus growing on her ankle
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2158932/Britney-Spears-hits...
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Yessss!!! And still the XFactor producers chose this over hillbilly gal Falcor and her psychotic gun-toting rabid swf-ing of Brandi. Britney FTW!
I feel sorry for BritBrit. I think the poor girl just wants to be left alone, live quietly and raise her sons. Her 'handlers' are pushing her to perform because they're all living off her.
I just noticed her son has a "The Catcher in the Rye" shirt on. I'm kind of surpsrised.
her boys are getting so big. that's great. I hope they are well.
Thought this many times about Brit that she is unable to get pleasure in home life. Out wandering, but with many mansions Why not be home letting that kid mix up batter to make his own cupcakes? Your home is your refuge.
poor brit brit...i just can't trash her...today...looks like her handlers left a door unlocked and brit wandered out when no one was looking...
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I wish her well
she looks tired, but who over the age of 30 isn't?
she has horrid taste in clothes, she needs a good stylist. No one her age should be wearing shorts so short that the pockets hang lower.
Whens she bends over, you know her ass is showing, and while there may be a time and place for that for us hors, taking a walk with your son is not one of them.
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".......At least her retarded kid there is eating a cupcake by
himself, which is better than she can do ha ha!......"
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Hahaha! *NOT!!!!!*
Really? Really, someone who is supposed to be a grown ass adult finds calling someones child "retarded" that fucking hilarious!?
Wow....Just. Fucking. Wow.
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How come her fiance/keeper doesn't dress her? Isn't that in his job description to dress Brit Brit?
LEAVE BRIT...
I see it has been said, heehee.
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those coochie cutter denim shorts are soo tight, brit brit's muffin is about to explode out of there.
Apparently Christy Turlington has cloned herself, lost all sense of grace, and spends all her time on DLIsted being a cunt and talking to herself.
Wow, even for DListed- tree trunks? Are you kidding? Her legs are fucking fine, it's a pap photo and what she is wearing isn't flattering but seriously... As nauseating as Jezebel can be, a few of you could use some bitch slapping from them. This chick has been fighting mental illness, the sycophantic dregs of Hollywood and the betrayal of those who were supposed to love and protect her. As old school Courtney Love would say
"Survive This". And I dont even like Britney.
The comments here used to be clever, amusing and intelligent. Now they are 85% Jersey Shoreesque. Go back to your GTL or whatever it is you *do*.
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What about that blouse (or whatever that thing is) and that choker??? They're worse than the uggs.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
@PSL
At least she's not swinging an umbrella...
*sings*
Thooose were the days my friend, we thought theyd never end...
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Nighty night!
Preferred, I think she looks beat. I hate the way she dresses. She just has no taste whatsoever. I didn't think you wanted to get inside those coochie cutters, don't worry! :)
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Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:56am.
At least her retarded kid there is eating a cupcake by himself, which is better than she can do ha ha!
@PSL...
Not like that! She doesnt look beat is what I meant. Perv!
Lol...
Submitted by Preferred Username on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 1:08am.
"pulling off the top and shorts pretty well"
-REALLY?
okaaaaaaaay.
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SP takes after his mother when it comes to weird shoes!
The look on her face is the same one we'd all have if some mofo was waitin' around every corner for us to come out...she is buying her kid a cupcake FFS. Plus the camera adds ten lbs. She looks okay and is pulling off the top and the shorts pretty well IMO...I'm with MK on the UGGS...fugly. But I can't hate on her...its like hatin' on a puppy or some shit. Is that SPF? I thought he'd be bigger...I bet thats JJ.
Leave Britney alooooooooooone!
At least her retarded kid there is eating a cupcake by himself, which is better than she can do ha ha!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/14/2012 - 12:29am.
Winter Owl, she hasn't done gymnastics competitively in 20 years. Sure she did a back handspring in "Baby One More time" video..Jamie Lynn has the same shape legs, just not as big. Them huge calves are genetic, y'all.
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Lol true. But she is shaped like an out-of-shape gymnast!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
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Winter Owl, she hasn't done gymnastics competitively in 20 years. Sure she did a back handspring in "Baby One More time" video..Jamie Lynn has the same shape legs, just not as big. Them huge calves are genetic, y'all.
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@modelspiceboi, she did some gymnastics when she was growing up. Her mom claims that they wanted her to train so that she could try out for the Olympics or whatever.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Britney's legs are not her strong point and it seems no one has told her this. Her legs are muscular, but in a beefy way, not a nice toned way. It's strange that she has legs like a gymnast because wasn't she mainly a dancer? Dancers' legs are usually gorgeous. She has always had linebacker dimensions, but being younger, thinner, and cuter hid them. I blame her having kids for freeing the linebacker in Brit Brit.
And while Disney definitely messes with its kids' heads; Christina, Justin, Keri, JC, Ryan Gosling, and the rest don't seem nearly as messed up as Britney (or even the latest Disney creations like LiLo and Demi Lovato), even taking into account Brit's mental illness(es).
the SCHNECK!!! She is highlighting the SCHNECK!!! Not even commenting on her legs, you all know I hate them stumps.
she is such a fucking mess. Nothing will ever help her have taste.
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She does look like she's been on the elliptical machine daily, but just getting dressed in the dark. Poor thang.
Her legs aren't "toned". She seems to have inherited large calf and thigh muscles. Nothing can reduce them. (I should know. I also have huge calves which I got from my dad. They kind of look similar to that.)
Still, I feel bad for her. I don't think she's been well for a long time. The idea of her getting married is kind of creepy esp. as a judge has ruled she isn't even capable of controlling her own money.
I think she's been used by a lot of people, and it is still going on.
My young nephew is a Crocoholic. I blame his grandma on the other side of the family, who lives in New York City and should know better. At least she buys the brand-name kind in the latest "fashions," but still. I hate her because she makes it hard on me to dress him in socks and decent shoes, like Nikes, Pumas, or Converse. Those Crocs make his feet stink. Yuck.
@EvilShoe - yes, wings! She looks like the creature from Jeepers Creepers for cripes sakes! haha
loveylaney, they look like she has the start of wings with those bones! EWWW
Aww Brits!
Those diet aid ads on the side are creepy. That woman's collar bone is freaky!
I wish I had her body. I'm glad I don't have her busted weave.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Submitted by sarahtonin on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:28pm.
On behalf of all Australians, I sincerely apologise for ugg boots. But they always were the footwear choice of bogans (Australian for white trash), so it makes sense Brit Brit and Pammy were drawn to them.
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Don't apologize. Americans are at fault here. Well, celebs are. lol
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
She's been a trained monkey all her life. I actually like the realness of this pic. She looks both wistful and fuck-you-world.
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@Tigerlilly .....hey, I ate fried bologneee for breakfast when I was kid. We didn't have much. lol. I have not had it since I left home at 17 though!!
@sarahtonin. Thanks for that. I accept your apology!! : ) Before they became all trendy and shit, the only people I knew to wear em (they were just light brown ones at this point) were wind surfers. Kept their feets warm after coming in. I think it is one of those utilitarian things that yupsters have tried to declare as fashion. Like "bog boots" (I'm from the east coast of Canada), eye glasses and those fucking trucker hats that my Dad has always worn.
On behalf of all Australians, I sincerely apologise for ugg boots. But they always were the footwear choice of bogans (Australian for white trash), so it makes sense Brit Brit and Pammy were drawn to them.
Hey Twatty, how you doin' girl?
What you doing hanging in here for? The bare man derrière not to your liking tonight? lol
OnT: Least BritBrit's hair-weave looks clean!
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Dog -- heels are amazing at giving the illusion of length.
Nah I was thinking more of her dadsitter, paid manager/boyfriend sitter and whatever managers and music execs still control her life. I think whoever said below that the only time she was ever free was when she was nailing cars with umbrellas was spot on. But they make too much $$$ off her to ever let her off the leash again. So I like to think of this calculated fugliness as her small rebellion.
Tonicbitch, by "team" I'm assuming you mean the illuminati. Yea I went there.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/13/2012 - 10:04pm.
Dog -- no, her legs have always been short & stumpy, the tree trunks you speak of.
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So how can you explain the X-Factor pics? Obviously, she can't change out her stems, so what's the deal? Lighting? Angles? What?
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I just realized something. THIS is how she dresses WITH a conservator. What in fatass hell would she wear WITHOUT the conservator?????
On another note, I do feel sorry for her because she clearly has some very serious mental health issues. I don't know what they are (I don't think anyone but her closest peeps do), so I don't know what kind of meds she's on. But I'm pretty certain she isn't seeing a psychiatrist or someone similar and to me, that's criminal. Not knowing what is wrong with her I don't know how much a therapist could help her, but IMO it could help at least a little. Problem is, Britney can't be forced into therapy and you know she isn't going voluntarily.
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