What In The Hell Kind Of GD Birthday Cake Is This?
Eddie Cibrian turned 39 yesterday and to celebrate the born day of the man whose got her dickmatized, LeAnn Rimes had a special birthday cake made and that mess belongs in the Cake Wrecks Hall of Fame.
If LeAnn doesn't tweet it, it doesn't exist, so she shared that sugary gross mess with her followers yesterday. LeAnn says it's a cake of Eddie's favorite things including his boys, a paddle board, a Lakers jersey, a Bronco and her giving him a hoof job in bed. The hell is wrong with her? There should be a law that makes it illegal for bitches to ruin delicious, beautiful cake by fugging it up and LeAnn would be guilty of that. Nobody wants to see Eddie and LeAnn hand bang each other in bed and I especially don't want to see it in fondant form. Those two little fondant boys are right below and they're trying so hard to not look up. I don't think I've ever seen sugar look that scared before in my life.
Not only is that mess offensive to cakes, it's also factually incorrect. If LeAnn really wanted to put Eddie's favorite things on one cake, she should've just thrown a bunch of cash on top and called it a day.
(Thanks to all the FalcorAnn Rimes lovers who sent this in)
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I can't with this bitch.......
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Foxxy, LOL, on Tick tock ticky! Jeebus! Yes, finally figured out who that was! ahahahha No idea they were so cruel! Should mosey a little peek to see what's happenin' over there! *just a quick one*
O_O at Salacious, *still wondering who Sal is ovah there!* ;D
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Salacious -
Holy fuck about your info on JJ. I mean, come on loonies, you can't expend your energy elsewhere? It is like a very scary fucking cult, and one day we will read about Skeletor and Maddox directing loonies to "drink the koolaid." And YES, I am spending time on a website, but one where we take nothing (well, except for sex and booze) seriously. Peace out
WTF...this cake is truly disturbing!! This bitch has officially lost her damn mind!!
A tiny sugar hard on. hHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 12:59am.
and to Within et al -- no, there was a comment a few days ago where she was called "Fat Tick"
PSL, you gave them loons WAY WAY too much credit with your theory. they don't run that deep.
sorry i missed the fun last night -- got busy
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's one of those nasty ass cakes where the icing is all hard... they're expensive as shit too. I hate cake.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
If LeAnn wanted to make Brandi REALLY mad she would have put her, Eddie and the boys all in the bed!!
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Hu! So this is what a mentally unstable cake looks like. Interesting, in a "further annalists" is required kind of a way.
So my curiosity got the best of me and I checked out a Brangeloonie thread on JJ. Holy crap. The hatred over there for JA is incredible. I don't think I hate anyone that much. Especially someone I don't know. I don't hate B+A, I don't know them. Sort of ambivalent. Not a fan either though. But I could never spew that kind of hate.
I cracked up when I read one of them tell one of you that AJ "owned" them, then proceeded to post such vile crap about JA. Like that doesn't prove they're owned just as badly by JA? Crazy.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:03am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:50am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQmOxTWtoY&feature=related
got a couple of tabs open, and trying to get something accomplished(no, i'm not telling you my bank code!... heehee!) for once, but i'll be around... *smooch*
OT: *sigh*... my need for cake is growing.
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ESE , I missed you again ! Looks like you were up late last night. I was drinking a new recipe for wine spritzers yesterday which includes vodka.......very refreshing but made me a little sleepy. Catch you the next time.
OT. LeAnn is a pathetic excuse for a woman. I hope she never has a daughter.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 4:57pm.
I can't remember the last time this has-been had a hit song. What a loser.
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I keep seeing her picture in our paper here in Indianapolis, bc she's performing at The Center for Performing Arts nearby. This is a high-falutin' mess of a place that is in a tony suburb that thinks its shit doesn't stink-- and they have gotten such world famous performers to come here, such as Martin Short, Dana Carvey, Michael Bolton, and now... this mess.
Seriously-- she's one step away from a casino.
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOD DO I HATE THIS WHORE!!
Does the world need to see that shit??? Does she have no dignity at all???
I never thought I'd say this, but I need a hit man. Stat.
This cake is a warning to Brandi, Falcor is servicing your ex now and your boys are next in line.
I was wondering how LeAnn Rimes' cake could generate so many posts but now I see that the Brangeloonies on JJ have garnered much attention... lol. I couldn't stomach going over there. They seem like a bunch of stalkers. Knowing so much about a couple of people you don't actually know, and caring that much about them is just so fucking bizarre and creepy.
what's that cake supposed to be saying ..
let's be vewy vewy quiet while we wait for Daddy to finish banging our homewrecking Bonus Mom.
Why did LeAnn have to include the boys in that fuckery of a cake? I can't decide if she was trying to be nice in her own misguided way, or what. It's puzzling.
Jeaneee: You have a little time on your hands, so I would suggest peeking in at the insanity. Don't bother with the other celeb posts - the Angie, Brad and Jen ones are where it's at.
I have been feeling a little badly about the time and energy I spend poking at the loons, though. I kind of feel like one of the Victorian folks who would take a day trip to the asylum to look at the mental patients as a form of amusement. It's sick. But I'm gonna own it.
Is she a total nutter? Does she not have any friends or family? Why didn't anyone try to talk her out of this crazy ass mess of a cake.
Those poor kids.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Leanne Rhymes is officially crazier than a shit house rat. IJS
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
murder/suicide is the only way this relationship will end...
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Roseanne Barr
When he attempts to leave she'll break both his legs with sledgehammer and say 'shhh darling, trust me, it's for the best' like one of Hollywoods biggest classic psychos Annie Wilkes
She put the kids down the bottom and her and him on the top in bed. Fucking witch. Also gross!
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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 3:39am.
CSG!!... lovely to see ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbTZXs9c68E
gotta go, folks!... *waggles finger*... be dandy darlins now, ya hear!
OT: cake... it's whats for breakfast.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, I saw this happen IRL, and you'd pee yourself laughing lololololoool Danke Schoen, really! It was a nightmare to remove and it clogged up the pipes but completely worth it. The bed had to be put down shortly after... lmaorotfl... I blame you and Owlie if I can't sleep tonight...
OnT: ask for "pastel de tres leches" = heaven!
*waves hello at CSG*
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I never thought I'd see a picture and read a story that made me more nauseous then the squid jizz story, but this one literally takes the cake. Falcor's melt-down when Eddie leaves her flat ass is going to be epic.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 3:20am.
OK, you're a giant bird, but I am curious, how did you get them to stay?
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one word: honey
sure, it's sticky, and i get knocks on the door from Winnie the Pooh, but... he usually brings Tigger too!...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFyz73MRcg
oh, this is the moment that i can use in court that i lost my mind!... HA!
OT: this about cake?... yeah... still love cake.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:42am.
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Hey, yeah, I think you are very right. How does a non-flattering comment get sooo many more thumbs than a flattering one? I ran off when I couldn't take the nonsense/delusion/lack of damn education (yeah, I said it), but just checked back a minute ago. Apparently Justin was on welfare before he met JA and...(exhales)...
"The fact Maniston is still childless at age of 42 and this is the woman who once claimed she did, she does, she will. It makes you wonder if she is indeed a barren, she is unable to have children."
Not seeing many Brad/Ang posts, it's all about "Maniston" and her man and how he personally failed because Rock of Ages tanked. Um...he still got paid.
ESE, the image of you all feathered up nearly kills me. lolol Innocent eyes peering through and a mouth full of plumes HAHAHA completely covered with a grin on your face... Bwaahhahaha See that's what you get for jumping on a mountain of feathers on your bed... OK, you're a giant bird, but I am curious, how did you get them to stay? :O *gasp*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM
*don't let the kitty near you, love!* ღ
ETA: Thank you for the laughs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTAr6WjlWf0
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Salacious, :O It's all very *CO$* the way they repeat the same mantra... And I agree there are some hilarious people on there! They almost don't deserve that much quality you know... laughs seem to be wasted, almost! Thanks for the info.
Owlie, Knew you'd like that! ღ
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:33am.
lotta nerve, lotta nerve!!... Big Bird has to be taller than me, i tell ya!... heeheehee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:42am.
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Ho. Ly. Shitballs. I don't know what JJ is - I assume it's another gossip site - but I've seen several references to it in the comments on here, and I have to say, the whole thing sounds deeply disturbing. I mean I love dlisted and have been known to waste an entire day shooting the shit in the comments, but the kind of insanity you are talking about on this JJ site quite frankly scares the crap out of me.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 2:33am.
Wowlie, ESE plans to do, or is doing something indecent with those lovely feathers!! ahhahaha He admitted he's been collecting them for a long time. I reckon he looks like BIG BIRD right about now! lolololol ((I'm sorry ESE))
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
If I remotely cared about twatter or Z-listers on Twatter, I'd tweet this to her - http://youtu.be/RmwqnqL3Hbg or this http://bit.ly/M1wNyI
Submitted by Within Reason... on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 9:31pm.
Something's rigged over there though (JJ). Have you noticed that when you "thumbs up" if it's someone they don't like the number does not always move up? hmmm Seriously, you need to keep thumbing up, because those people are ruthless! grrrr! ;p
*I also thought Mike over there was the same as over here* that person sure got a whole lot of undeserved clicks UP! lol >_<
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It'll tell you what it is. By the time you've submitted a vote, there's at least one vote in the opposite direction, but the actual number won't be updated until you submit yours. That's why you don't see a change, as both votes (thumbs up vs thumb down) canceled each other out.
The rigging consists in the loons logging in through different proxy servers multiple times, obtaining in each session a different IP address that masks them as an entirely different user. Said IP address, as well as the cookies, are used to track down individual votes. So tipically a loon will have open different web browsers and in each window, s/he'll pretend to be an unique user, thanks to the proxy server. They'll submit a "thumbs down", erase the cookies, switch IP address and do it all over again. That's why our posts are hidden with 15+ thumbs down votes in less than 10 minutes, whereas the loon posts normally receive half of that during the same period of time.
That's not all. Loons aren't satisfied with getting a comment hidden after 15 thumbs down. The already hidden posts experience a boost of thumbs down (30 more in average) over night. That happens because there is a deranged freak who actually stays up all night doing this -logging in, thumbing down, erasing cookies, switching IP address- over and over until they get 50 or more thumbs down, which is why the value increases consistently. If there were really at least 40 different people submitting their votes, it'd be strange that they all do it over night, only focusing on burying the anti-loon posts, without ever commenting or even bothering to thumb up those posts they agree with.
In other words, they're faking it, and claim to be more people than they really are. Poor dumbasses, they don't even know how to do it right! :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Wowlie, ESE plans to do, or is doing something indecent with those lovely feathers!! ahhahaha He admitted he's been collecting them for a long time. I reckon he looks like BIG BIRD right about now! lolololol ((I'm sorry ESE))
OnT: Once Mickey mentioned Marzipan, it was over! Made me hungry too... ;)
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The first time I had a slice of cake with fondant on it I hated it. It was wa too sweet. But the second time, I tried it again and I got extra fondant. YUM!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Lol ESE! *googles said Indecent Proposal scene*
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:00am.
ETA - I didn't see your post, Gigaboob. Alternate universe is a good term for that nuthouse, which is why I steer clear of it. It doesn't take long to learn everything about that bunch of freaks.:-)
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OMG Sally, check out Megatit's posts over there. I have tears from laughing.
Great job you guys! :D
*collects feathers*... what?!... they come in handy dandy for all kinds of things, folks!... fine!... o.k.!... i admit it!... i just roll around in them, like Demi Moore in "Indecent Proposal"... are ya all happy, now?!?!... heehee!
hi, Wowl!
OT: still loving cake!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by justincase on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:58am.
It's inappropriate because I can't stop wondering if little fondant Eddie has a tiny sugar hard-on under the blanket.
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Of course it does! But I bet it was awkward when the kids asked if they could eat the little fondant people and LeAnn told them no cuz she wanted to eat the tiny fondant peen. That's probably the only thing she ate too!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
It's butt-ugly but I bet it tastes good. Mmmmm, cake.....
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:50am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQmOxTWtoY&feature=related
got a couple of tabs open, and trying to get something accomplished(no, i'm not telling you my bank code!... heehee!) for once, but i'll be around... *smooch*
OT: *sigh*... my need for cake is growing.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/18/2012 - 1:35am.
now i know that this is not cake related, has nothing to do with LeAnn Rimes, or Eddie Cibrian, and has no reason for being put up here(blame mike, he got me addicted to this site!), but... when did people start compulsively boinking teddy bears in public?!... i must've missed a meeting...
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/06/16/man-cited-for-having-sex-with-ted...
OT: i still enjoy cake.
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Lol Hi ESE! *leaves a bag of feathers for him*
This link and LeAnn Rimes post remind me of a story I saw on the DD of some teens who made a cake for a girl on her bday. They presented to her at school and made her eat a slice. The girl took the cake home to share with her family and they all had a piece. But it tasted weird so they threw it away.
The next day there was a really bad smell coming from the trash. The girl took the cake out and took it to school with her and ended up in the principals office saying that her family got sick after eating it. The girls had frosted it using human feces.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/12/29/teen-girls-sentenced-after-servin...
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
It's inappropriate because I can't stop wondering if little fondant Eddie has a tiny sugar hard-on under the blanket.
Per usual, MK's colour commentary is sparkling.
ESE, did I miss you again? You sneak in and out of here before I get a chance to talk to you. Night darlin.
uuugh..I spent the last two weeks up to HERE in fondant and sugarpaste just to deliver 3 cakes today, I FINALLY get to relax, log on to the D and there's another cake. And a weird ass looney cake to boot.
NO more CAKES!
Submitted by fookyoo on Sun, 06/17/2012 - 10:30pm.
I'm sitting her trying to imagine the conversation between Rhimes and the baker as she described what she wants for her husbands birthday cake...
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yes!
people say hairdressers and lawyers get told a lot, which they do, but you'd be surprised at how much info people give of them selves as they enthusiastically give you details of cakes they want.
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