Behold, The Highest-Paid Actress In Hollywood
The face you just made after reading that headline had more raw emotions and layers of expression in it than the same sedated face Kristen Stewart makes in every frame of every movie she's in and bitch is still making more money than all of us combined. Forbes put out their annual rich white women in Hollywood list and KStew leads that shit with $34.5 million. That's like $1 for every blink she makes in that Twatlight mess. Yeah, fuck all of our lives.
To come up with their list, Forbes added up what each actress made in upfront pay, profit participation, residuals, endorsements and advertising work. Since Twihards throw $100 bills at KStew every time their coochies twitch while watching her kiss on RPattz, it's no surprise that bitch is cutting her weed with white gold flakes. But beyond KStew, most of Forbes' list is a long skid mark of unflavored vom. It's a mess. Cameron Diaz? Sarah Jessica Parker? Those two should be on Forbes' Middlest-Paid list (or a list of Hollywood actresses who can eat your innocent dreams with their faces), not Forbes' Highest-Paid list. The entire list is below and if it helps, just block out the word "million" and pretend Cammy made $34 total last year.
10. Jennifer Aniston - $12 million
9. Kristen Wiig - $12 million
8. Meryl Streep - $12 million
7. SJP - $15 million
6. Julia Roberts - $16 million
5. Charlize Theron - $18 million
4. Angie Jolie - $20 million
3. Sandra Bullock - $25 million
2. Cameron Diaz - $34 million
1. KStew - $34.5 million
It's depressing that KStew makes almost three times as much as Meryl Streep. If you ripped off one of Meryl's toe corns, put a brown wig on it and pushed it in front of a camera, it would exude more real emotions than KStew does. But I can't fully hate on that mouth breather. Bitch gets paid millions upon millions of dollars to hot box in her trailer for hours and drool out a few written lines in front of a camera before going back to her trailer to hot box some more. Lip bite all the way to the bank, bitch.
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I was surprised to see wiig is on the charts with a bullet--she only just quit snl. I can't believe julia roberts is still working--or does this include investment income?
I am so far off the grid that I wouldn't even know who stewart was if she wasn't in dlisted.
Submitted by modelspiceboi on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 7:20pm.
I'm surprised that the Cabbage Patch Queen of Bland Basic Bitches Anniston made so little for the number of films she does. Are people finally realizing she is a crappy actress?
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She makes 8 million less than that veiny twig, who's emotional range is to look pissed, bitchy and smug. Aniston gets to keep most of her dough, unlike mommie dearest who has to pay all those nannies and bodyguards to raise her children.
Kristen does kind of have that "welfare" look about her and so does Hillary Swank. They're pretty, but they have that look.
I loathe her.
W/ what these people are being paid they could feed small countries.It makes me sick bc/ no one person needs that much money think of all the people & programs that could help. That is everything that is wrong w/ the USA/
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!
not gonna lie...if someone wanted to pay me to get stoned and act in movies for that kind of money, i'd be all about it. I HAVE NO SHAME. further proof of that? i think she's pretty. fml.
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Emphasis on 'highest'.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:11am.
(Annnd, I can't find it now. So I'll explain what was said)
dementa mentioned that the author (S. Meyers) is too lazy to write anymore so essentially we're done with all of her books and movies. (DEF, not verbatim here guys! Lol)
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Actually, there IS another book she was working on that goes with the Twilight series. She started it, it was leaked online, and she became upset and said she wasn't finishing it. Fans loved what was written and kept begging her to finish it, last heard she was going to complete it but wasn't in a huge hurry with it.
She also has a Sci-Fi book called "The Host", which is actaully pretty good. Particularly for a first try at SF. It is in the pre-pre-production state of being filmed. So, last I heard you guys will have at LEAST one more S. Meyers book/film to hear about. XD But, if it's any consolation it doesn't include vampires or shape shifters. And, I would guess it wouldn't include Kristin Stewart.
AND.....I am one of the *very* few on this board who isn't bothered by KS. I thought after the first movie that she was a horrible actress. Someone had me watch some of her other stuff and it changed my mind. Joan Jett personally said that it was eery how much KS was like her on film. She was Joan Jett, from the first meeting with KS she said that KS watched her every move. Her movements whether on stage or off where so much like JJ. KS and Dakota Fanning were actually singing "Cherry Bomb".
The movie "Speak" was very good, although there were times when you kind of see her slip into the movements everyone dislikes so much. Otherwise, the movie was great and I felt she did a superb job.
Lastly. (Yeah, bitch! 'Bout time!-everybody), "Cake Eaters" showed she *really* can act. She plays a girl with a degenerative neurological disease and she was phenomenal! From her gait, her affect and speech, everything.
I think KS does best when she has something particular to focus on in her character. She is a method actor, no doubt about it. That was really made clear with her character portrayal in "The Runaways" and "Cake Eaters".
** gets off soap box, puts down pom-poms, leaves thread**
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I'm not an over-the-top KStew or Twilight fan (although I know it sounds like it, but.... I just don't think a lot of people give the kid all the credit she deserves. Even with parents in the industry, she has done this on *her own* she was actually "discovered" in an elementary school play when she was young. Initially, she was turned down over and over for auditions and was ready to quit when she went to what was going to be her "last audition" if she was turned down. That audition was for "Panic Room" with Jodie Foster.
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None of those hos are worth any of it, but 34.5 million for Kristen Stewart ??? Jesus !
the good news is this will be the last year KStew makes the top 10.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 5:36pm.
*whistles**applauds**whistles*
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
She always looks constipated.
Hard to believe for the first Twilight movie, her and Robert Pattinson both made $1 million. The second movie they bumped up to like $2M. I think the combined total for Breaking Dawn 1 and 2 was like $12M each (actor).
Summit has made BILLIONS off of these two, and the movies that brought them into the limelight are the ones paying them the least. =/
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CandyPerfumeGirl said it perfectly, and so I won't f with greatness...I'll only add that this kind of depressing truth, and the fact that Bieber is still selling out stadiums while the Trash KARtel pull in millions, is why there is no hope. We may as well admit it. =(
Angelina and Seabiscuit/Secretariat/SPJ probably both make solid money from residuals. They are almost always showing one of Angie's action movies on some channel and Sex in the City gets some air play plus box sets.
I'm surprised that the Cabbage Patch Queen of Bland Basic Bitches Anniston made so little for the number of films she does. Are people finally realizing she is a crappy actress?
Kristin Stewart is so lucky she looks boring enough to be the lead in this crap series. I hope this last film has the cast of Buffy swoop in and slay everyone. I would pay for that. She's not even an actress. Even Jennifer can claim herself a comic actress, one I don't find funny but still. What does KStew do? This story does remind me to try and get my mother's impersonation of Bella on YouTube.
Is this for real? I watched that mess The Huntsman (for free) and I agree 100% with most out there in the world that Kstew can not act. She is a mouth breathing gawker, her blank expressions remind me of a clueless stoner, what is appealing about that? Her open mouth thing was so annoying all I wanted to do was break my TV set.
Ok Merryl Streep is the only one who deserves to get paid that much cuz she works hard.
And Lindsay must be crying into her pink bag cuz you know she thinks that if it weren't for her movies flopping like 5 years ago, she would be making as much as K. Stooge.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
These lists are always stupid. But the worst thing of all is that K.Stoodge is at the top. All because of a movie about a bland girl who is in love with an ugly glittery vampire. SMH
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I always thought that she was trying to look 'deep' or above all of the fuss, but I'm starting to think that this bitch is just ugly and can't help it. This pic looks like she's trying to smile or something but it just came out wrong. Oh bother.
Disgusting. 35 million dollars. Even 25 or "mere" 12. Appalling. Everything that is wrong with this country is summarized in these numbers and figures. Pasying a fucking "actress" 35 million dollars, while 35 million - in this country - will be going to bed hungry. Yuk. This is whst people think is the american dream? Highway robbery? Paying people who dont deserve it these obscene amounts of money while cancer researchers are underfunded? Yes yes i know, bitch makes movies that make others rich, but that is again the problem. How many people asre in the SAG? 100,000? How many get paid millions? a dozen? I am totally disgusted. There is nothing heroic or great about overpaying people for being actors. That aint the american dream, it is the american nightmare since the am dreasm was the creation of s solid middle class - not useless dumb whores shooting scenes 20 seconds at as time and geting paid millions.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 2:26pm.
She is. Both her parents are in the industry, so she had an easy in despite a total lack of talent, presence, looks...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
KStew makes MORE than Angelina, Charlize or Streep? What IS this world????
What a pile of horse turds.
Now this is a bunch of nonsense.
LOL SF, ALL EYES!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I don't get how Pepperoni Diaz is still in this list. I thought she spent her time flipping tires and taking 'roids.
Also, the fact that these tricks make that much money when I don't make SHIT for what I do makes me want to tear down the Hollywood sign and beat them all senseless.
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Hate to get all serious on your butts but these numbers are really kinda gross, I mean beyond the fact that those on it are unworthy of 1/16th of these amounts. Witht the state of the world economy, poverty, hunger, etc etc the fact that these people make this much in one year is just gross. I hope to hell they are all paying taxes in full.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 2:48pm.
She sucks as an actress, but I love the way her makeup artist does her eyeshadow for glam events.
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Agree--- I thought it was Mila Kunis at first, then I went to the chin and thought it was Jay Leno.
She sucks as an actress, but I love the way her makeup artist does her eyeshadow for glam events. I need to learn to do that.
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Datura- Yes, both of her parents are.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Is Kristen Stewart the child of someone in the biz? I couldn't imagine someone "discovering" this immense talent; there's got to be nepotism involved.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Ha, ha. Cameron and Kristen make 12 million more than Bonelina. Not only do they make more, they get to keep most of their money. Aniston may make 8 million less, but she doesn't have to pay all those bodyguards, nannies and school fees.
@snowpiece - I have soooo many questions re: the end. I can't imagine reading this thing 2 years ago and then having to wait 2 years for the sequel.
ALL EYES!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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That list is UNBELIEVABLE!
Love the idea of dressing one of "Meryl's toe corns", HAHAHA except she ain't got none... She's a goddess MK! Lol
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SF: Flyers! I'm rereading it now!
Best Book EVAH!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
@Whamo: Naw. It was (the site repeatedly coming up and up) but then I gave it the old fuck you and pulled the plug, went for a coffee and now JJ is hereby dead to me.
Her unfortunate face & hair is reminding me of something, but I don't know what exactly....something trollish. I hope she gets poor fast.
Submitted by tasty dish on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:09pm.
She also had nepotism on her side!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 1:01pm.
Whamo -- it could be my broke-ass computer, it could be all the porn. I'm just mad.
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So you just clicked on the site and you it fucked your system up? Is your computer fucked up right now?
What an absolute shit list of nothingness.
Where is the talent on this list?
Yeah Meryl is God, but the rest are useless.
Most of these bitches can't even act, they just pose.
Next stop LIFETIME.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 11:40am.
WORD! hey SF were you the person that was reading The Passage?
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yep, that's me. I finished it, actually. REALLY good stuff. Can't wait for the sequel!
Makes you wonder about what's going on in our government bunkers...!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
All those years of actors honing their craft, summer stock theatre and workshops, and this bitch lands a vampire movie and is set for life. that's gotta burn.
PS - That's the face when I fart around someone I dont like!
Wow, that list blows. I would only go pay to see Meryl and Charlize. Shows the sad state of American cinema.
She looks like it takes concentrated physical effort to keep her eyes open.
But her talent runs so deep that her single facial expression can say 1,000 words and portray 1,000 emotions.
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All K-Stew can do is sullen bitchface. Any random mall teenage girl can do the same any day of the week.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:09pm.
Errr, since errrbody's been talking about JJ, I went there and THAT BITCH broke my computer
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FUCKIN ME TOO!!!!!!!!! HATE THE JARED!!
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Wait -- nevermind! It is that bitch! Yay -- thanks Jack. Now it's your turn for a face lick...
Whamo -- it could be my broke-ass computer, it could be all the porn. I'm just mad.
HA!
Btw- I almost peed myself reading some of you trolls posts on JJ.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:09pm.
Errr, since errrbody's been talking about JJ, I went there and THAT BITCH broke my computer
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FUCKIN ME TOO!!!!!!!!! HATE THE JARED!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers