OctoMom On The Sybian
For the one of you who didn't immediately hit the I QUIT THIS BITCH button after reading that headline, you're as sucio as me and we'll be disgusting together. I seriously can't avert my eyes from the dead-eyed, slow-moving train of crazy as it crashes into a pile of dirty diapers and sadness. I even watched a few uncensored clips from OctoMom's self-love porn and the most offensive thing is that one of the sets looks like a P.F. Chang's. How will I ever enjoy a serving of Mongolian beef the same way ever again?
To promote her debut fap porn, Octo and her jack-off guide Jessica Drake went on Howard Stern yesterday. Octo pulled Howard's dick when she said that achieving her first chocha seizure on camera opened her up to a whole new world and she can't wait to explore more of her sexuality. Basically, Octo used a lot of words to say, "A CHECK IS A CHECK!" So because Octo can't get enough of rubbing love into herself, Howard brought out the Sybian and she jumped on. This clip is totally NSFW unless your boss is okay with you screaming for mercy.
And I don't know what terrorized my ears more today: Octo's fake orgasm yodels or the new Carly Rae Jepsen song. Definitely, the latter.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:57pm.
And everybody says "I'm pretty fly, for a white guy"
Oh, and why is Octomom being shoved down our throat? I won't even watch her porno, let alone ANY porno. I enjoy sex scenes on movies with girls with natural breasts and minimal C-scars. I don't need to see grotesque pussy flappin' in the wind.
Ugh, every day I get frustrated by Howard. Boo Hoo, SIRIUS won't treat me right. Hoo Hoo Hoo, I invented this and that. Everybody rips me off. Megan Fox is ungrateful (while I file a frivolous lawsuit and bitch every day that SIRIUS doesn't treat me right). Kathie Lee is AMAAAAZING. Enjoy my wife's BS agendas. Check out her and my overly photoshopped Twitpics that are so goddamned amazing that anyone who criticizes it is jealous.
The people on YouTube are even delusional. You try and speak an opinion, you get the "troll" card pulled on you. WHATEVER!
By the way, come visit my YouTube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/MarvelComics1985) for classic Howard Stern clips.
I don't think she even wants those kids.
I can't help but wonder, if she really DOES have issues, then the world is laughing at someone who is completely barking mad; she's got to be a sociopath or have some sort of personality disorder to willingly go along with this shit.
Part of me feels sorry for her, especially being thrown to the lions to perform for that self-absorbed cretin Stern.
Someone needs to step in and give her some useful advice, I fear a tragedy might happen further down the line. Maybe she's got rid of any decent people in her life. Those poor, poor kids.
There was me thinking: What has Nokia's OS got to do with anything? Then I looked it up.
She is foul. I'm so glad my PC's speakers are out of action.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:56am.
Submitted by Gem on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:52pm.
Mark me down as someone else who absolutely detests Howard Stern. He is the grossest pig alive. (no offense to any actual pigs).
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THANK YOU. Stern is despicable and vicious. I was once cajoled into listening to one of his shows. He kept playing an audio tape of some porn girl who was suicidal. He and his toadies were making fun of her and practically telling her to go ahead and do it. That pig is arrogant and has no morals whatsoever. Migraineuse, you should go after that piece of shit. He deserves it.
conspicuous silence on the part of Migraineuse regarding Stern, isn't there.
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those poor children. they need to the kids away from her because clearly this loca is only in it for the fame and doesnt care about the kids.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:28pm.
I refuse to give Howard another dime.
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Howard has sold out to Hollywood for sure and his show has SUCKED since Artie....left.. I youtube clips and that's it. there is no one there to bust his balls and put him in his place anymore and it's just become a total "suck Howard's dick fest"
And who are those out of control kids with while she's whoring it up?
It's like watching an 8 person life raft get sucked into the Hoover Dam intake chute.
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Hey ((Crazyin)) - always glad to see ya too, despite all the grossness today! *KKOCTOHOWARDSTERNO* least there was no Lezbeaver! Small mercies, huh? lol ☺☺
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Well, hi, WR. Always good to see your pretty face. :)
betseyfan2, I know! BIG DON'T! Her porn name should be VARICOSE FISHNET! OMG, so mean, right?
Hi Crazyinjapan! ((hugs))
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Submitted by Gem on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 5:52pm.
Mark me down as someone else who absolutely detests Howard Stern. He is the grossest pig alive. (no offense to any actual pigs).
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THANK YOU. Stern is despicable and vicious. I was once cajoled into listening to one of his shows. He kept playing an audio tape of some porn girl who was suicidal. He and his toadies were making fun of her and practically telling her to go ahead and do it. That pig is arrogant and has no morals whatsoever. Migraineuse, you should go after that piece of shit. He deserves it.
Gigaboob, GG and everyone, so glad I'm not the only one! ;D
Just want to say to her "fap fans" ... uh, baby diapers, and bibs hanging on the line, bitches! Just HORRIF' lol
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Thumb 3 looks like two low budget hoorz. Octo's fishnets have snags and her friends dress has some holes in the mesh near her ass...hahahaha. Look how Octo is trying to look demure in her pose with her milk bags hanging out.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:42am.
...That tall blonde standing next to her in the 3rd thumb looks like a porn star, now look at Octo next to her... ugh, just no!
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It's like a Glamour "Don't"/"Do" shoot.
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Gigaboob, she probably set out pots of water and threw wienners, bolonga and cereal on the floor for them. They'll be alright, she thought.
Lmao!
Oh God that was disgusting. Her sweaty face, her hemorrhoid lips, that other corner hooker porn actress "helping" her or whatever the fuck she was doing. How anyone can do this in front of people is fucking beyond me and I wonder while she's on this whoring tour if she wonders how her 14 children, some of whom are disabled are managing without her and what they'll think when they see all of this humiliating fuckery because you know they will.
Did Nadya do something more to her face recently? Because in some shots she looks completely different. Still cannot stand this sad attempt at pornifying herself. That tall blonde standing next to her in the 3rd thumb looks like a porn star, now look at Octo next to her... ugh, just no! I know some still would (adelante!) but just think of the baby clothes hanging everywhere while you "WOOD" her! Ach nein! ☺☺
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I hope they sterilize that thing after every use. Eww.
1800 OCTOMOM TONIGHT. Would you hit it Chi Chi?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/06/graphic-octomom-nadya-suleman-po...
Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 12:10am.
What the hell are you sprewing? This idiot DECIDED to put eight fertilized eggs in her AFTER she already had SIX kids she couldn't feed? She used government students loans to pay for her whole mess AND the state of California.
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Hear you. And here we have a precise and overt example of "spewage" for the least-deserving individual (Octotrash) on earth. Spewage is as spewage does. No dancing around Octo's mess and anyone who can't see that is projecting.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:05pm.
Woman "consents" to sexual exploitation so that she can feed her children. What happens next? Oooh, let me guess.
Popular outrage at a system that deprives women to this level of desperation?
Hell, no. Just hate spewed at her appearance and her mothering skills. The usual woman's lot.
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What the hell are you sprewing? This idiot DECIDED to put eight fertilized eggs in her AFTER she already had SIX kids she couldn't feed? She used government students loans to pay for her whole mess AND the state of California.
This idiot had plenty of legit opportunities to support her stupid choices, but CONTINUOUSLY turned them down.
She is not the poster child of women who actually are raising their children and need help.
This idiot needs her kids taken away and put in the loony bin for a good long time.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 9:46pm.
I will check out free internet radio stations like I heart Radio and Pandora. and I found a site that plays Howard all day long.
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Stefystef, what station would that be??? I wanna listen.
She'll be Two Girls, One Cupping by Labor Day at this rate.
Nadya Suleman is revolting. Not for this Wicked/Sybian/porn stuff - all true attention whores will literally sell themselves sexually in some form to get more of that precious attention. She's revolting for existing.
Those kids deserve at least a little bit better. She's dangerous.
Pfffttt...
Santa Angelina would whip that Sybian into submission and have its balls in her purse in ten seconds.
Next.
well said LaChaylo!
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LaChaylo, YES! Perfectly put.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:05pm.
I think your comment is more insulting to women who labor day in and day out, with nary a thank you or break, to support their children doing whatever they can - at times many may even be sexually exploited due to their need to support their family.
However, THIS woman has made a mockery of mothering because of her own desires for fame and notoriety. Her exploitation is of her choosing, since so many people offered her opportunities for real help so many mothers do not get. She turned those down in favor of what you see before you. So, to make her a martyr for women is insulting.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:05pm.
....The usual woman's lot.
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Oh, FFS! I usually nod in agreement when you post, but get a grip. This woman is not the fucking poster child for oppression. Jeezus Kriiiiist on a popsicle stick!!...pick your fucking battles already.
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Jeezus, someone make this stop. Please.
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It's just wronggg...anyone remember that game was sick but awesome!!
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 2:28pm.
This is the second time Stern has had this useless waste of space on his show, and between that, his AGT bullshit, and that Benjy and Elisa Whore-dano nonsense (pair of untalented cunts), I'm about ready to cancel my subscription to satellite. I'd have done it already but I love the other stations.
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I totally agree with you @QueenieBK, Howard is totally sucking now because he doesn't give a shit about the radio show anymore. All this energies is in AGT and NBC until they let him go and he starts bad mouthing them.
I got the service for free for a year until their figured out they weren't billing me and cut me off this week. I will check out free internet radio stations like I heart Radio and Pandora. and I found a site that plays Howard all day long.
I refuse to give Howard another dime. I will miss the other stations, but Ill live with it. And my boyfriend has XM in his car, so I'll get him to sign up for the internet service and listen to music through XM on the computer.
Octomom disgusts me.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 8:05pm.
Are you real or a figment of my imagination
Woman "consents" to sexual exploitation so that she can feed her children. What happens next? Oooh, let me guess.
Popular outrage at a system that deprives women to this level of desperation?
Hell, no. Just hate spewed at her appearance and her mothering skills. The usual woman's lot.
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When is Kate Gosselin gonna ride the Sybian? Or does porn, 'Kate does 8 the hard way'?
She's disgusting.
An appropriate mother for 14 children, wouldn't you agree? Pfft.
Wait, Leann lets people just ride her husband? Eddie Sybian??? WTF?
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Holy crap... that was awkward. I don't know how I'm going to get through an entire video of her pleasuring herself (but it will be free!). I googled Sybian, btw, which lead to a video of Carmen Electra on Stern riding a Sybian. Big difference between her and Octomom. Cute as hell.
She would be no loss to society!! She is a gross person.
Submitted by Side-Eyez on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 3:51pm.
You can tell she's just loving all the attention. This is what she wanted all along. BTW - as several people already pointed out, who is watching the 14 kids while she's jetting off to NY to do this show?
As a taxpayer in the state of California, I want this bitch charged with fraud and incarcerated - for every single penny of cash, food stamps and healthcare assistance she and her brood has ever received. And I don't, for the life of me, understand how Child Protective Services hasn't found grounds to remove those children from her custody.
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YES. Agreed.
I live in CA myself, and I am just appalled that they would give this woman all of that assistance. WTF? I have seen plenty of people struggle, and they manage just fine. What is wrong with this woman? Why has she not been arrested for some kind of fraud, negligence, or SOMETHING? Plus, she is stupid enough to flaunt her idiocy all over TV. WTF?
I just can't with this piece of trash. I wish she would just go away and leave my burned retinas alone.
I also agree with what everyone was commenting on...what is going to happen to those poor kids? Maybe they can be adopted? I really think they have a better shot living with actual parents. I would like to see several stable and happy couples take these kids - give them a real future. I hope they grow up well - in spite of this.
Holy crap... that was awkward. I don't know how I'm going to get through an entire video of her pleasuring herself (but it will be free!). I googled Sybian, btw, which lead to a video of Carmen Electra on Stern riding a Sybian. Big difference between her and Octomom. Cute as hell.
Too bad I didn't know what a sybian was BEFORE I clicked on this video. Seriously, I'm all for total freedom and living in the moment, but it's just a matter of time before Octo's kids are taken from her. It's more sad than disgusting (and that's say a lot).
Just got through reading about this. Had no idea what a sybian was. Googled it. Shocked that anyone would do that in public, at all even. Then went back to Google News, was scrolling and read Sybian fighter Pilot uses Jet to Defect to Jordan." It's Syrian....
I watched the video a few times now, in the interest of research. She appears to have had more plastic surgery recently-like during the time when she was applying for welfare. (boobs and eye-lift)