Open Post: Co-Hosted By Katie Price And A Horse
Alternate title: Whore on a Horse!
In London today, this generation's Jane Austen pushed out the 8th novel she totally wrote herself with a French quill feather on hemp paper while sitting under a willow tree in her garden. Katie Price launched the book she didn't write the same way she launches everything: with a shameless stunt.
While looking like an insane Flamenco dancer from Mars, Katie rode a beautiful beast who can probably write a book by itself before she can. Katie totally thinks she's a true and professional equestrian, because she can get a horse to rise on its hind legs. No, bitch, that horse was trying to buck you off. Never mind that the pile of caca the horse made backstage is way more interesting than anything in Katie's novels (I've read most of them, I know), bitch is selling this book the wrong way.
Katie doesn't need to shame a horse or pull out stunts to make her book the #1 best seller in the wooooooorld. Katie just needs to bring out earth angel Harvey Price and tell him to say, "Buy this book." Amazon would crash from the sales! Every Barnes & Nobels would be looted! Whores would be stabbed for a copy! It would be some 50 Shades of Who? shit.
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Salma Nells I think I get it. You are a warrior and do the right thing.. I will reach past the healthy food to eat what's not so good for a quick fix. I get a 'just do it! vibe from you and appreciate that. I never played sports and I missed something.
TITLE NINE 40 years old today. Hard to believe girls were ever excluded from sports.
Ooooh Sal, a challenge... Haven't been there much but did notice something about the names... Wonder how it'd behave if several went over and tried with one, or using one of the resident crazies' instead... I think they did that to a couple of people, wasn't Whamo laughing at them for that one day? They act like CO$ to me... Lol ;D
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 10:07am.
"I go 3 hours up north and I'm in the middle of a forest with thousands and thousands of lakes."
You are so trying to make me jealous! Granted, if it weren't for those Canadian bears it would totally work.
Ever since I read this I'm not a big fan of bears:
http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/siberian-teen-calls-her-mother-while-bei...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:04am.
Hey Sal, remember when you wrote about all the shady stuff they do at you-know-where? (starts with two letters that are the same, before kk) to get on the site and they non-stop gang-bang thumbs up/thumbs down to bother people? Well, I was thinking, how come when you get banned you don't do the same, if you know about proxies, I mean? Ya, maybe it's not that important, but if you wanted to get on, you could, right? ;)
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Hiya Within!
Yes, I do remember that part. I did try it once. Some crazy picked up on it right away, probably because negative votes went down and most of our posts got "un-hidden". The main bullies went crazy because they noticed the number of "thumbs up" drop on their rants and lunatic praises. They thumbed themselves back up and hid our posts again. I also noticed that the specific pages I tinkered with switched to a "lock-down" mode, and you couldn't thumb up or down comments any more.
The nerve of the main bully... I definitely think she's a mod. She got away with calling people "retarded" and even accused the site owner of "selling out" because he allows dissenting opinions to be posted there. Some words like that would automatically put you in "moderation", but this bitch somehow overrides it.
I can't post with my screen name over there any more. My comment goes automatically into moderation. Making slight alterations to my screen name (adding punctuation signs) did the trick for a while, but they would put me in moderation the second time I tried. Now I can't even use the same letters, even when arranged differently. My name is too scary for them. >D
They're idiots. I can come back whenever I want to. ;)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:21am.
Salma Bella what you did share I will check out. Hope ok to ask. What kind of fuel keeps you looking so good? Favorite energy source? I still reach for a red bull sometimes if I can't sit down. Want to ditch crutches like that.
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I eat pretty clean. Stay away from processed foods and simple sugars. I really don't do energy drinks or protein powder because I'd rather eat real food. Red Bull is not the best choice IMO for energy. Maybe grab a few almonds and an apple??
Whamo, yes it it lovely and spacious but turns into an icicle in November!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:00am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:36am.
The Netherlands isn't all it's cracked up to be, Crazy. There are approximately 17.000.000 of us on a tiny piece of land.
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Come to Canada, 35mil people in the second largest county in the world, 70% of the population lives within 100 miles of the US border, if we have one thing it land land land....
I go 3 hours up north and I'm in the middle of a forest with thousands and thousands of lakes.
Salma Bella what you did share I will check out. Hope ok to ask. What kind of fuel keeps you looking so good? Favorite energy source? I still reach for a red bull sometimes if I can't sit down. Want to ditch crutches like that.
Great day peeps. Summer is here and hot! Keep your tempers!
LOL @ Foxxy for comparing my country to Lohan's crotch.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
what an amazing horse.
makes me feel what bad when i said this looks like casting for a new movie, Whore Horse.
about a young man's life in war and he falls inlove with a horse and the horse ends up going with katie, cuz she is a whore.
that's animal cruelty.
The horse is gorgeous, btw. It probably outshined Katie.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Katie's look is a big ol' mess. A Spanish comb and veil from Spain, her top and skirt look Brazilian, and cowboy boots.
I haven't seen all the thumbs but she looks good in the main pic. Well her face looks controlled. Can't say the same about her boobs.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:09am.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:00am.
"There are approximately 17.000.000 of us on a tiny piece of land"
that's what Lohan's crotch mites said.
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Lmao Foxxy! Goodnight!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 3:00am.
"There are approximately 17.000.000 of us on a tiny piece of land"
that's what Lohan's crotch mites said.
hey-O!
/sleepy and silly. good night everyone!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Wowl! i don't think we've ever spoken before
Alec Baldwin (even when having a, er, "moment") >>>>> any form of Bieber. hope he got hit with a bottle on stage again
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:36am.
The Netherlands isn't all it's cracked up to be, Crazy. There are approximately 17.000.000 of us on a tiny piece of land. Wherever you go, there's always a crowd. Arkansas looks vast with gorgeous scenery. Maybe we could do a temporary swap?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Foxxy, me neither, I full-on UGH that Beaver rat! lol
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Foxy, hell no I did not watch! I avoided it like a plague! Plus, I know that MK will probably cover it tomorrow so I'll get some info from you horz. : D
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
speaking of fuckery, did anyone watch Bieber tonight? anyone? Buehler?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Well it'd been a while since I last offered something!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
i was trying to send you all so much good will i stupidly bet 10 on y'all at halftime, lol
those jackasses acted so stupid when they got together i can only imagine the fuckery that will flow when it is ring presentation time
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Yes, ma'am, Mickey. Insomnia's a bitch, but hey, I'm getting used to it. What have you been up to lately? I'm so jellyjam that you get to be from the Netherlands. Here it's hot as hell, the mosquitoes are terrible, and I'm surrounded by uber-religious dumb fucks. I wonder why, why do I have to be from here? Then I remember it could be so much worse; I could be from the Congo or Syria. At least it is relatively peaceful here (if you don't count the school shooters and the exploding meth labs). Yeah, I got crankybritches today. My bball team lost, I can't sleep, and I live in Fing Arkansas. Boohoo.
Foxxy, was that game depressing or what? I just kept saying, "There's always next year..."
@ crazy:
:-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( sorry.
it's going to be a looooonnnnnnngggggg next season with them as the defending champs
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wowlie, I was just about to ask when you'd show up with re-inforcements! Sounds like a party, now all we need is the music! heheh ((hi there!))
Night night Salma! Lol
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Hi Mickey dearest,
I'm just running off to bed time. have a good night
@ Within - not many hard bodies but a whole lot of sweaty ones. ;-)
Nighters all
From the lips to the hips, Crazy! Up late?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Some delicious Dutch cheese...
((Owl)), lekker ding! (hot stuff) I'll make a Dutchie out of you yet.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
<< an egg, a loaf of bread (for toast) and an orange. : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Goedemorgen Mickey!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Hi ((Mickey!)) Bring on the treats! mmm *adds some berries and syrup to your waffles!* mmm mmm you sure know how to bring it home! lololol ❀ ❀ ❀
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Goeiedag Within, Salma!
Are the two of you holding the fort? I wanted to bring some Dutch treats (syrup waffles, assorted licorice) but then I read about the core excercises. Damn, only four weeks left to prepare for burkini season. *injects self with norovirus*
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I saw the huge black thing between her legs and thought it was another Kim Kardashian spread.
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Love it SalmaGorgeous! Must be a chore to work with all those hard bodies. Day in and day out! UGH, so hard! heheheh Hope it was an easy night for ya!
(I have a friend who teaches belly dancing too and she says the same thing, it's great exercise!)
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@ Within. Hey honey!!! ;-)
@ GG:
Don't laugh but belly dancing is the best exercise for waist whittling and its fun too! Get a few girlfriends together and take a class. It is also very empowering!
Other than that you can get results by the typical core exercises that most people know - plank, bicycle crunches, Russian twist etc. I also like to give people a weighed hula hoop and tell them to go out in the yard with the kids ( if they have kids) and hula hoop for 20 minutes.
Hahaha Salmagorgeous has a new job, teaching everyone how to workout properly! lolol *not kidding girl* hope the work night went ok! ;P
Night GG!
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Nite folks!
PS- SalmaNella, need help whittlin' the waist. Its always been my personal hell zone. Ya got any tips for an old broad like me? Will check tomorrow.
Nite all!
@ Thamar
I seemed to have missed you when you were online. If you ever have any questions about fitness please ask me.
The main thing is to keep moving and find something you love to do (hiking, tennis etc)
@ PrettyHateMachine
I just logged on and read your post. I'm glad that you are okay! I hope that the weather changes for the better and things dry up. From the pictures it looks like there is a lot of damage. :-(
Hey Sal, remember when you wrote about all the shady stuff they do at you-know-where? (starts with two letters that are the same, before kk) to get on the site and they non-stop gang-bang thumbs up/thumbs down to bother people? Well, I was thinking, how come when you get banned you don't do the same, if you know about proxies, I mean? Ya, maybe it's not that important, but if you wanted to get on, you could, right? ;)
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/21/2012 -
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but, last night? there was smoke coming out of my ears, as may have been a little evident, lol. however, i stand by each "fuck off" i dished out ;-)...
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Hiya Foxxy. I don't think anyone doubts you are of the "not the one" type. I love it.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 6:07pm.
Mike: i bet finally telling your Dulli story would raise your spirits!
Sorry this is so long in coming.
I got kicked out of the party and my invites backstage ceased. I got a good story out of it, though, I suppose.
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Howdy Mike
Did you say alternative acts? I'd like to hear more about them.
I'm sorry to hear about your pseudo-breakup. I hope you don't get offended but have you been drinking today? You're not the sharing type, I gotta say I'm surprised to see you share this much.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
*bungee jumps in; vomits from bungee free fall*
Hey all, Happy Thursday! *swigs almond milk I'M TRYING TO BE GOOD DAMNIT; {{doles out pinches and hugs to everyone; sticks out tongue; does the running man; leaves Dove chocolates bag}} *heads tobed cause I'm not in my fking 20s anymore, fml*
xo All, happy almost-weekend.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 06/21/2012 - 10:52pm.
I'm here :(. Not watching anymore after that game on Tuesday. I guess we know who the refs put their money on. GROSS.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
((BaconSlut)) Hi hi hi! See what you find when you scroll back? Sorry I missed ya. I didn't see you say good night, so if you come round, hello bacony goodness! ;)
Foxxy, was yesterday that good? lol Sorry, came on here at an ungawdly hour, luckily found my twin loopy still kicking around! ღ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rawsYQitKik
@ Mike -- oh, i'm sure i won't be the only one reminding you, lol
@ Within --will be VERY disappointed if she keeps it all. i don't think she will
@ LaChayo -- Mexican martini? [eyes liquor cabinet - will need stiff drink to get thru the 4th qtr]
surprised that none of you Beliebers have mentioned that The Glass Whisperer is infecting NBC for an hour as we speak. don't all run for your remotes at once now
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
LaChay, No, haven't done it again! Had some light teasing the next day but I just feigned I knew what they were talking, still don't to this day. hahaha Mexican Martinis? *looks around for deb* she knows about these things.
LOL tequila's the devil, I take it you like it? I got a wooden leg and all but... pass! ;P
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