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Go ahead and throw this one in the file marked: The most WTF couple news since we learned that wolf sperm can fertilize pony eggs.
Frank Buffay, Jr. and Scientologist, Giovanni Ribisi, married British model type Agyness Deyn in Los Angeles over the weekend. Since I'm not really up-to-date on all Giovanni Ribisi (Side note: That name is really hard to type. That is a copy + paste name. That bitch's parents are really selfish for giving him a name that puts strain on a dumb ass gossip blogger's fingers!) gossip, I had no idea that he and Agyness were licking on each other's wet parts. But apparently, GR broke up with Cat Power not too long ago and started getting on Agyness. And now he's married. GR's publicist confirmed the random as all hell news with HuffPo.
These two just don't make sense to me. GR looks like a middle-aged alcoholic insurance salesman who spends his lunch break drinking bottom shelf whiskey out of a paper bag across the street from an elementary school playground (aka a pedo hipster). And she looks like the love child of Tea Leoni and a turnip to me. I don't know how this happened, but whatever. I'm all for bizarre couples, which is why I hope La Pequena and Quween on the Scene elope next.
Here's GR wearing a wedding ring at the TED premiere in L.A. last night.
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I will forever hate this so-called "model". Real name: Lauren Hollins.
They would be perfect for the lead rolls in "Hitler and Eva Braun".
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Ribisi's teenage daughter gets busted in Silverlake; dad not pleased:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2163517/Giovanni-Ribisi-Act...
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I'm shocked he has a teenage daughter. I know he's old enough, but he seems too young.
Wow sugar ray - very informative. Thanks.
Her head is rather Rumer-esque sans the jutting chin.
GR is a tad creepy.
Geovanni’s EX wife former d-list actress Mariah O’Brien Is looking down the Barrel of some hard Time
She was arrested and charged with 23 felonies
Her current Husband Anthony Trae Carlson was charged with 40 felonies.
He’s the former Son-in-Law of Carol Burnett
their day in court starts July 18th
The couple got caught running a Ponzi scheme
Mariah Is out on $1.9 million Bail
Trae's Bail was $2.5 million hes still a guest of Lee Baca.
they got their asses handed to them in an Indiana Court in 2010, Now Its California’s Turn
Its not looking too good for this Scientology Bonnie(Mariah) and Clyde (Trae)
Geovanni desperately needed a beard for the upcoming bad publicity and a tonsil hockey throwaway of Danny Masterson’s will do the trick.
What the fuck is wrong with his face.
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Ribisi's teenage daughter gets busted in Silverlake; dad not pleased:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2163517/Giovanni-Ribisi-Act...
thank god she married into money because she was a one trick pony, i mean watevs bitch, u reworked the vidal sassoon mia farrow pixie cut and you were the "it" girl for 1 season of 2009, but after that they discovered you were a 1 trick pony ho, even if you flashed your nips for V magazine.
how fucking sad i know who this bitch is... sigh me..
Oh and he reminds me of ben afflecks bro. Maybe its the douchey mustaches.
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So its true about everyone on My name is Earl being a COS member. I really didn't want to believe that. Maybe we should make our own church.
Ribisi always plays some sort of nut case in movies. I'll bet in real life he's high maintenance and then some. The girl looks like a barrel of monkeys as well--This is gonna last about 6 months.
Too lazy to google either one of them...
She has a thing for ugly dudes I guess
http://www.zimbio.com/dating/piS-OPd5Jvk/Agyness+Deyn+dated+Albert+Hammo....
She does look like Tea Leoni...They may be each other's prize...
He is a little squirt and she is NOT a model no matter what anyone tries to tell me. Just like someone telling me Kate Moss is hot. kate Moss is a skank and so is Agyness Deyn.
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That woman is a model!? Ewwww, her head is like way too long, lol!
He's a good actor, because, in Saving Private Ryan, he made me hate his sniveling guts.
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Agnes has the odd home haircut, but I thought he would like the Zooey Deschanel type.
He was good in Friends, like he was playing himself. ;>
Good luck to thim.
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Well, her life is gonna be pretty miserable from now on.
I do not get how she is a model either. Seems the only requirements these days is to have a far below healthy BMI, smooth skin and lack of hips to fit into those clothes built for 11 year olds.
Or could this be the reason for her stage name, Illuminati shit and all that (though she's hardly relevant anymore): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_of_God
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Cat Power's too good for hm anyway. This marriage won't last.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:49pm.
what in the hell is an Agyness ?
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And how do you even PRONOUNCE IT? hahaha
*waves at Twatty and her avie*
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Stan Hooper -- you are speaking to the biggest Frank Sinatra fan on the planet. I have virtually everything he ever recorded, though I consider his recordings in the 50's & 60's the best. I was lucky enough to have seen him in concert 3 times, though he was up in years when I saw him. My iPod is easily a third full of his music.
Chan Marshall is far more awesome and much better looking. Downgrade, Giovanni. Downgrade.
did she run in the Kentucky Derby? Belmont? Preakness? what an ugly horseface!
checked out her modeling career - she basically gets by doing an impression of a horsefaced Edie Sedgwick - no thanks
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Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to Spotify her right now.
Freaking LOOOOVE Spotify...sooo much better than Pandora or Sirius.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:49pm.
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Seth is a seriously good crooner, his has a nice natural voice for sure. A lot of tune you here on Family guy are him singing. He put out a CD of old standards a few months ago.
Yes!!! that's true!! He's now really big on his singing now too. I am not a huge fan of Frank Sinatra
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I'm not a big Sinatra fan either but I do listen to all sort of music and while I may not like the entire genre there are usually tunes I do like.
I'll see your Rosemary Clooney and raise you a Vera Lynn:)
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 2:49pm.
A pretentious spelling of the name "Agnes," I think. She chose it herself, so her parents aren't to blame.
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what in the hell is an Agyness ?
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I'm more surprised about the relationship with Cat Power-- first time I've heard about it-- than the marriage with AD.
Cat Power isn't a Scientologist, is she?
Hmm, how many weeks should we give it? He just broke up with someone serious and now he's gettin' married? Dude, rebounds are not for marriage! It won't last.
Is she a Scienobot, or is she just dim enough to marry one? It was bad enough when they reeled Beck back in by having Ribisi's sister get knocked up.
That said, Ribisi is a good actor but he's like Brad Dourif. There's something really creepy about his face.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:34pm.
Stan Hooper -- You mention Seth Macfarlane. I've been noticing him (is it him?) singing Sinatra-type songs on the Siriusly Sinatra XM station. I didn't know he was a singer, too. Is that really him?
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Seth is a seriously good crooner, his has a nice natural voice for sure. A lot of tune you here on Family guy are him singing. He put out a CD of old standards a few months ago.
Yes!!! that's true!! He's now really big on his singing now too. I am not a huge fan of Frank Sinatra. I only like a handful of songs like Strangers in the Night. He just doesn't do it for me.
I like Rosemary Clooney's music. Her music was fun and sexy at the same time. The woman had an amazing voice.
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I have a ginormous girl-crush on Chan Marshall/Cat Power. She's better off without Phoebe Buffay's retarded brother.
Something stinks about this whole thing, and it's not my finger.
Agyness whatever is a fake name for a boringass model. Obviously the jobs aren't forthcoming so she has decided to sell her soul to the COS devil.
And to think, I used to fancy the pants off this dude.
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I'm thinking she must be as dumb as Ribisi's friends character to marry a scientologist. Maybe it's another weird scientology marriage contract.
hey Agyness, why the long face?
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:34pm.
Stan Hooper -- You mention Seth Macfarlane. I've been noticing him (is it him?) singing Sinatra-type songs on the Siriusly Sinatra XM station. I didn't know he was a singer, too. Is that really him?
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Seth is a seriously good crooner, his has a nice natural voice for sure. A lot of tune you here on Family guy are him singing. He put out a CD of old standards a few months ago.
GR sucked in gone in 60 seconds. hell the whole movie sucked popcorn balls.
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Well congrats to GR and AD! I've always liked GR and had no idea they were together either! Hmmm
Lol MK, you had probs with GR's name? I can't with AD's, Ribisi's is easy! ;p
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Oh my God - Deyn DOES look like Leoni crossed with a turnip! Your perceptive eye amazes me sometimes, Mikey. And what an utterly stupid, pretentious way to spell "Agnes." AGNES, BITCH.
Ribisi's sister is/was married to Beck, who used to live on the next block down from me in Silver Lake. When they got married she forced him to move to a big-ass gated house in Hancock Park, the better to do their Scientology voodoo in private, I guess.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:04pm.
For Queenie
http://youtu.be/fsFpyUgkdrY
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Oh that scene makes me cringe! That and the rape scene ... *shudders* but he looked fuckable when the cop was cuffing him. Yeah, him on his knees in front of me while I cuff him.
*excuses self*
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there is some weird story about beck's mom being the one who delivered the ribisi twins and now beck is married to the sister (who was the redhead in dazed & confused). it's all in the family with that cult and so, so creepy.
i also read that the break-up (after years of living together) of giovanni and chan happened like two months before this marriage. what an asshole. i always liked him, but what. an. asshole.
hopefully chan will start boozing it up again and start spilling scientology secrets in retribution.
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I liked him in "Heaven" with Cate Blanchett. His was an italian speaking role.
Agnes Dean (that's the correct pronunciation) is whack. She's good friends with Sienna Miller, so I'm guessing she took pointers from her about wrapping her legs around married/committed men.
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Stan Hooper -- You mention Seth Macfarlane. I've been noticing him (is it him?) singing Sinatra-type songs on the Siriusly Sinatra XM station. I didn't know he was a singer, too. Is that really him?
Celebrity Sciento's:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists
Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 1:20pm.
i was upset when i discovered ribisi was a born and raised scientologist, too. also upsetting that beck is as well. i'm pretty sure beck is married to ribisi's sister (twin, i think).
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When I went over the list of Celebrity Sciento's I was shocked at some of them. Ribisi most of all because he's really on the down low when it comes to being a celebrity.
I like GR. He plays quirky roles and he's got a distinctive look like Steve Buscemi does. Too bad he's a wacko Sciento