Saturday, June 23rd 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Mugly, The World's Ugliest Dog

All hail our new ugly bitch king Mugly!

The title of World's Ugliest Dog went to another Chinese Crested this year after 8-year-old Mugly won the top prize at the annual pageant in Petaluma, CA yesterday. Mugly and his owner Bev Nicholson came all the way from Britain to see if he could kill the competition with his bloated Snooki body, his Snoop Dogg after 10 blunts eyes, his grandpa seal whiskers and his Ivy Queen nails. Mugly did it and he won a $1,000 cash prize, a VIP stay at Sheraton Petaluma, a bunch of dog treats and the honor of being the ugliest bitch in all the land.

My heart will forever belong to last year's winner Yoda (RIP), but I like Mugly. Just look at him. Dude's got his legs spread open, is stoned into another world, is wearing the shit out of that tiny hat and looks like he's in the middle of letting out a slow fart. Basically, that's me on my sofa every Saturday night.

Posted by: Michael K


moomarse's picture

The half Chinese Crested and half What The Fuck with it's teefs going everywhere won my heart!!!

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Chilly's picture

OMG what is that hideous beast!?! You can barely even look at it... What is it???? Answer me hatted dog!

WithinReason...'s picture

Aw country kids at heart, ESE, Foxxy, Mickey, Owlie and the rest! That song sure does bring on a smile especially for a NE'erner! hehehehe

Morning all... It's back to the grind Monday! ;D

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I too will be cheering for Deutschland, they're my all time favorite team; I hope it comes down to Italy v Germany. I was hoping that the 2010 WC wouldn't be a repeat of 2006 but here we; can't complain though that game against Argentina was epic.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:43am

g'evening Mickey. i guess this is a "location location location" type of thing -- a lot of upheaval in the US during 70s, but perhaps not in The Netherlands

on a diff subj, i so wish there was a dlisted photo share so i could show you the photos i took when there. in particular, got private visit into the stables and got shots of the Heineken horses in their living quarters. i also went to museums. but, Dutch horsies!!!!! i've not looked at the Budweiser clydesdales the same since

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

off to tickle hyenas(what?... i just got the feathers to do it?!) to see if they really are laughing, folks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGNcZKheoOY

see ya!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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*hands ESE a couple of feathers*

Nice seeing you around ESE! : D

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:41am.

it costs two feathers... come on, pony up!... heehee!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

MickeyHolland's picture

I totally forgot about John Denver being on the Muppet Show! How could I? Is it just my imagination, or was everything right with the world and so much more Zen back then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP5MwVdu3c0

... à plus tard........ gros bisous!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

lol, thank you. but i realize that in most worlds they are actually known as "geek points" ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WinterOwl22's picture

ESE I didn't know John Denver made country music. I bookmarked that song. : D

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:38am.

LOVE IT!!... you get a hundred cool points!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:17am.

Hi, cutie! for some reason, in my head this song will always be connected to your selection:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo

i do not know why my brain connects those two. but it does

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:24am.

he sure as hell made it easy to feel content, Mickey... and he was always good to play with Muppets... that goes a long way in my book!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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My theory is that among 7 billion earthlings only a few dozain have a singing voice that you never grow tired of. Denver's unique sounding voice is one of them. In short: loved it!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 2:07am.
ETA: 'bout time ESE!
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sorry about that... between laundry and... well, lets just do another fun one, o.k.?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjrTcYMqBM

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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CIJ, does that work? Usually I close my eyes and am awakened by the alarm blaring after I've hit the snooze button for the 10th time each morning. By the time I wake up, I am already 15 minutes late and have to haul ass! Not.good! ;p

ETA: 'bout time ESE!
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please all, excuse me for this in advance... i'm just in a mood, and it's gonna happen now..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAfe6sF5rE

sure, i grew up in the wicked northeast, but it still makes me smile... hope it does for you too!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

MickeyHolland's picture

Greetings to Dlisted's classiest gent! <3

Crazy, you are worth more than 250 a day! That's your fee for merely showing up! As far as one is allowed to enter into someone else's nightmare: "your" cult was probably located in my neck of the woods, seeing as protitution whoring is totally our thing. I'm starting to feel all Inception here.

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crazyinjapan's picture

Dreams are fun. You should say, "I will remember my dreams" over and over before you go to sleep. Then you can think about all the odd stuff that came out during the day when you are bored.

WithinReason...'s picture

CIJ, you're talking about a dream??! For a second there I thought you were stuck somewhere far away... definitely no more sugar for you!

I never remember any dreams! lol

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 06/25/2012 - 1:15am.

hehehe!... "lucid heels"... that's my cow, folks!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

crazyinjapan's picture

Mickey, it's funny but I don't remember the shoes. I do remember that they had a quota for me, $250. That was how much I had to make per day whoring myself. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to make it, I kept telling them, "You do realize that I'm not in my 20s anymore?" But the cult zombies just didn't care. And get this, the epicenter of the cult was in Europe, like Belgium maybe? It's hard to remember all the details now. Anyway, that was where their leader was. I was stuck somehow in a missionary colony of his in the States. And the cult was all female, all followers of this guy with a name that sounded somewhat Germanic. Some of the women were pregnant from the prostituting, but they insisted this guru guy was the father of their babies.

*snickers* I'm sure that's way more than you wanted to know.

MickeyHolland's picture

That sounds awful, Crazy. Did they make you wear lucid heels?;)

Hi to everyone still lurking!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

crazyinjapan's picture

I think I am the only one here. Oh well. Suppose I'll think about going to sleep. Last night I had the strangest dream... I had gotten recruited and kidnapped by a cult that was grooming me to be a prostitute to make them money. Thank goodness I woke up before I had to turn that first trick or it might have been more traumatizing. Those bitches just wouldn't let me leave and they kept trying to put me in whorey clothes and makeup. It was like a religious brothel prison.

WithinReason...'s picture

Thanks SF, love the soccer studs!

Yup boils down to hormones ESE, tut mir Leid=sorry bud, sue me! lol ;)

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Not sure if anyone's using this as an OP, but I'm gonna put this here also.
This comment is regarding the Lardasshians, on a board over on TMZ. Has anyone here on the d heard anything like/about this?
"The kardashian kard nearly landed them with criminal
charges. They're now sueing the Chinese gentleman who
outed the fact that child labor was being used to make
the kollection for Sears. This gentleman is trying to stop
child labor in his country and now the kardashians are
sueing him for loss of sales. Now how greedy can you
get to sue a destitute Chinaman?"-Donna Dandridge. TMZ commenter on "Kris Humphries: How I Knew Kim Cheated On Me". 6/24/2012

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 10:02pm.
Salmabella & others when is the next game? Just wondering in case I'm anywhere near in the next couple weeks! heheheehhe

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Spain vs. Crispy Ronaldo and Portugal on Wed, Germany/Italy on Thurs.

woot!

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- Yogi Berra

WithinReason...'s picture

Salmabella & others when is the next game? Just wondering in case I'm anywhere near in the next couple weeks! heheheehhe

Salma, did you try with more than one browser, did they all freeze on the same page?

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UBF, I can't handle the penalty shootouts either. I will be rooting for Germany, but I'll have to turn it off if it goes into shootouts...lol.

In other news, Crispy Ronaldo's hair gel makes bitches get mean on Twitter:

http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981427236

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

UBF and Sans,

I was having issues with TSN. ESPN won't work for me at all because of my location. It kept freezing up on me. I'll try Veetle.com for the next game. Thanks.
I'm glad there are other soccer freaks out there. It is my favourite sport!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

I had some luck with live streams on veetle.com. Go under categories, sports and go from there. There were two or three streams, and one with GREAT quality. ( i watched the Portugal Game at work on Thursday)
I love soccer. Like a nut I will be sitting at home ( i` ll ask the boss if I can leave early) with my Jersey, Germany-scarf and facepaint.
While I can`t say we have a GREAT team, they always surprise me when it gets to Quarterfinals and Semifinals (unfortunately we haven`t won any finals since 1996 (eurocup) and 1990 (worldcup), but we got so fucking close every time we could TASTE IT. As long as we arent going into overtime, cause i dont think my heart can handle it.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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@Salma, I was streaming the previous games from ESPN at work. Was that the source you were having problems with? it worked OK for me...except the picture was a little grainy.

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:53pm.
Germany heading to the Semi-finale. I know, i m probably the only bitch who watches Eurocup religiously, but WE ARE GOING TO KICK SOME ITALIAN ASS on Thursday. Mark my words!!!!!!

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Lisbet, ba-buttons, and I will be watching too. I wanted England to pull through but out of the four that are still in, I'd rather see Germany take it (I can't stand Italy, and Spain's had their fun).

Also, Bastian Schweinsteiger has the best name in the history of names. It's really satisfying to yell out in an angry German voice.

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I really hope Germany takes it. Italy has had more than its share of wins. I just need to find a good online source for streaming the game. I don't have cable or a tv and today I had issues with streaming online.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:53pm.
Germany heading to the Semi-finale. I know, i m probably the only bitch who watches Eurocup religiously, but WE ARE GOING TO KICK SOME ITALIAN ASS on Thursday. Mark my words!!!!!!

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Lisbet, ba-buttons, and I will be watching too. I wanted England to pull through but out of the four that are still in, I'd rather see Germany take it (I can't stand Italy, and Spain's had their fun).

Also, Bastian Schweinsteiger has the best name in the history of names. It's really satisfying to yell out in an angry German voice.

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Germany heading to the Semi-finale. I know, i m probably the only bitch who watches Eurocup religiously, but WE ARE GOING TO KICK SOME ITALIAN ASS on Thursday. Mark my words!!!!!!

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:21pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:09pm.
Sandusky, it is beginning to appear, has excellent grounds for appeal despite what was originally said by legal experts. If an appeal is granted, Sandusky can apply for bail and if granted, he would be free until the appellate trial which could be years. He is 68. Do the math.

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If that's the case, I hope they take their sweet time in getting the appeals process going.....say, another 40 years. Of course, he can be held in prison until then.

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So do I. Amazing, our justice system.

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I may be watching too many Westerns lately but I say string the bastard up and drop the lawsuits. The only people that end up winning here are the lawyers.

WithinReason...'s picture

ESE, Speak for yourself love! Purest of the pure here... except for one tiny mistake... that was an accident and he can finally walk, now that the doc gave the go ahead...

Have fun times with the tide and the bleach! <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=RHnl7jNK6us&NR=1
Evil Cupcake, wherever you are, this is for you too! ☺☺

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:21pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:09pm.
Sandusky, it is beginning to appear, has excellent grounds for appeal despite what was originally said by legal experts. If an appeal is granted, Sandusky can apply for bail and if granted, he would be free until the appellate trial which could be years. He is 68. Do the math.

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If that's the case, I hope they take their sweet time in getting the appeals process going.....say, another 40 years. Of course, he can be held in prison until then.

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So do I. Amazing, our justice system.

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:09pm.
Sandusky, it is beginning to appear, has excellent grounds for appeal despite what was originally said by legal experts. If an appeal is granted, Sandusky can apply for bail and if granted, he would be free until the appellate trial which could be years. He is 68. Do the math.

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If that's the case, I hope they take their sweet time in getting the appeals process going.....say, another 40 years. Of course, he can be held in prison until then.

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

off to do dirty things to a washing machine, folks!... oh yeah, the washer that deals with my clothes should hold me in contempt of the Geneva treaty!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke62B7S9E3Y

see ya, all!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Dog's picture

Sandusky, it is beginning to appear, has excellent grounds for appeal despite what was originally said by legal experts. If an appeal is granted, Sandusky can apply for bail and if granted, he would be free until the appellate trial which could be years. He is 68. Do the math.

In other news, the way is now clear for the civil lawsuits and there will be several. They won't go after Sandusky; they're going to go after Penn State as they should. The issue here is Penn State is a state school which means once these suits get adjudicated and Penn State's insurance runs out, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania will be liable for the remainder. Pennsylvania is already bankrupt.

And third of note is there are very strong rumors that emails exist from the now-fired President of the college telling the sender the college wouldn't pursue an investigation of the allegations against Sandusky. Why? Because he didn't want the allegations to "embarrass" Sandusky or the football program.

What a world.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 8:02pm

oh, i saw it... you're still a perv, though... go ahead, admit it... just be honest with yourself, and go with the flow... we all are, and there's nothing you, or i can do about it.... thankfully!... heehee!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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ESE, poor little things... I've never seen a doogie with its tongue like that.

Did you see my explanation in the Hot Slut thread? Of course not! LOLOLOL Yeah, just go ahead and think I'm a perv! No hard feelings... yup! hahaha

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 7:50pm.
What would cause these little doggies to have their tongues permanently hanging out though??!!?!
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if i remember correctly, it's something with breeding within(no correlation with you, dahl!) different kinds of dogs that really shouldn't be bred together... not sure, but i think i read that somewhere.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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What would cause these little doggies to have their tongues permanently hanging out though??!!?!

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 6:27pm.
This feels kinda trivial, but has anyone been watching the European (football) Championships? EEEE-taaaaaal-yaaaaahhhh!!!

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:( I wanted England to win. Italy outplayed them, though, and they deserve to go through. There are no underdogs left. Now I suppose I will have to cheer for Germany.....auf geht's Deutschland!

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

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US television game show host Alex Trebek is recovering from a mild heart attack he suffered on Saturday, but is expected to recover in time to begin filming the next season of "Jeopardy!

Thank God...I don't think he's ready for the "Final" Jeopardy question. Get well Alex!