What A Natural Kiss Between Two Heterosexuals In Love
"Hand me the foreskin sweat-flavored lip gloss. Johnny has to do this shit with FEELING!" is probably the line Kelly Preston spit at her Scientology-appointed handler in the limo minutes before she did this with John Travolta on the red carpet at the L.A. premiere of his movie Savages last night. John and Kelly tried to make the public forget about all the tales of his tingling, man-hungry Scientolohole by putting on a good-old fashioned, manufactured public display of ewwwffection show in front of the cameras. It didn't work. This is about as natural as the beaver's ass on John's head.
Just yesterday, yet another dude dropped a sexual harassment lawsuit on John Travolta's gitchi gitchi ya ya anus, so I understand why John and Kelly's publicist choreographed this stunt, but they should've rehearsed more. These pictures are where awkward goes to feel more awkward. John is trying to use his Scientology training to imagine Kelly Preston's lips as a succulent, twitchy man hole and she knows this, which is why her eye is saying "Please tell me this is almost over...." to the photographer.
Hugh Jackman and his wife Deborra-Lee Furness need to teach a class at the Learning Annex on How To Successfully Shoot Down The Gay Rumors with Some Public Beard Love, because those two know how to do it without overdoing it.
On a positive note, at least this gives Tommy Girl and the boys at the Scientology bath house something to giggle about as they do themselves in the butt with e-meter cans.
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Why does he even bother with a toupee? The world knows he is balding and receding badly. When is Kelly going to wake up and realize her hubby is a big homo?
that is sooo awkward.
and i bet revolta didn't use tic tacs, so kelly preston was able to taste the last guy john sucked off, which isn't that bad when you think about it.
i mean kelly hasn't tasted real cock for so long, so secondhand cock smoking is the best thing girlfriend has and she is grabbing it by the ears!!!
She had more chemistry with Adam "Modelizer" Levine in the She Will Be Loved video.
She really is one of the last naturally beautiful older women in Hollywood (in the Michelle Pfeiffer, Holly Hunter way). It's sad that she would rather hang around old Grecian Formula than do her own thing.
Sad.
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
WTF is the gray thing in her mouth in the banner pic? And she's looking at the camera, porn style.
Yeah, true love all they gay, I mean way.
But would Travolta look better bald? Anything but Spock but I'm getting visions of Dr. Evil. Kelly is still perfection, even though she might be a beautiful man, but John needs a makeover stat, lol ;P
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Is this really the best the Scientoloonies can do? These two are their "Adam & Eve?" JFC, give up the ghost. The CoS should be recruiting some younger beard couple to be their poster couple of CoS wedded bliss. This is a fucking shambles.This.
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:13pm.
They look about as natural as Joan River's plastic face.
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At least Joan Rivers cheerfully admits to having a plastic face. These two are ridiculous in their insistence on playing out this facade.
Are they so delusional that they really think everyone is soooo fucking stupid that their fake PDAs and awkward body language go unnoticed?! Yeah, you're really pulling the ol' wool over our eyes you two idiots.
And John needs to wipe off the Sharpie hairdo.
They look about as natural as Joan River's plastic face.
I realize that it's great fun to imagine what a dummy and/or opportunist Kelly Preston is, but there is another option. Maybe...she's in love with the guy and doesn't care if he's bi. It's not like open marriages are rare anymore. This isn't her first marriage and she's been through a lot in her life (she was with Charlie Sheen pre-Travolta. Rememer when he shot her?). She just doesn't strike me as a gullible woman, especialy after these rumors have floated around for all these years.
That's a lot of PDA.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
That's one awful syrup, John.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Thumbs #2 & 13 - He's kissing her hair...um...when you have true affection for someone, you'd brush the hair back and kiss her temple, John. You need to brush up on Bearding 101.
ETA: Her arm positions in almost every picture indicates she needs to redo Bearding 101 class as well.
I have a great idea John...give her the divorce, half of everything, shave your damn head, get a boyfriend and live your damn life happy hmm?
How can he keep wearing that muff rug when we all really knows what the fk is going on there?? WE'RE NOT DUMB TRAVOLTA. Can't get past the fakery going on up on his head.
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This could have been a "Caption This" photo. The body language (never mind the cringe-kiss) is palpable.
Guess there are none so blind that they dont want to see. Talk about The Emperors Clothes.
Hot damn, they look awkward. She looks like she's never even kissed someone before, and he looks like he's closing his eyes, kissing her front tooth and thinking of England.
Re: Preston, I dunno if she's a lesbian or not. She might also be straight and just molests the Sea Org dudes when she wants some peen.
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When did Travolta become the spokesperson for Sharpie Permanent Markers?
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
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I wonder if the kids know their father is gay and their mother's a beard. They have BALLS carrying out this publicity stunt considering all the rumors are probably true.
I've read John uses shadow spray on his hairline.
Not passing judgement, but just wondering: how can two people who have lost a child be this preoccupied with keeping up appearances? In the end, it's all about money and God knows they have enough of that. Is it really worth it?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ok John, now's the time for you to bust your big move and get with those Pulitzer Prize Winning St. Petersburg Times reporters who know what is going down vis a vis your *ahem* "religion." This seems like a shake down and Travolta seems .... mind controlled. I want him to get thyself to a deprogrammer and also credible journalists. I want to know everything. I'm curious that way. LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I wonder how is hair is applied. Is he a caboki fan or is it a lace thing?
Here's to hoping their daughter grows up normal and writes a tell all book. I would read that mess.
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She's been living the very good life. I don't know about her being a closted lesbian; not everyone wants or needs sex."
I agree with everything in your post, but this last part 200%. My generation is supposed to be the one that enjoys everything sexual, and yet I've known a lot of women who dislike it. And there are more Tim Gunns (on both teams) than most would think.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 2:30pm.
Lucky you. I rented it at Redbox and felt ripped off spending a dollar on that mess.
Really? Just stop John you're embarrassing yourself!!!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 1:52pm.
Didn't you head about the Oscar she won for Old Dogs?
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I would have had to seen Old Dogs. LOL
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 1:52pm.
Didn't you head about the Oscar she won for Old Dogs?
ME - ooohhhhhhhhhh. yeah I don't think she's worked since then. :)
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 1:52pm.
Has Kelly worked since "Jerry Maguire"?
she was in Jerry Maguire? O.o
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She was the cunt fiance that dumped TC in the beginning.
http://youtu.be/l22hZZJpdys
Submitted by Jaxon on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 1:49pm.
How can they make a laughing stock of themselves with this behavior. Do they actually believe we are that stupid?
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My thoughts exactly. What does a couple who has been together forever (in Hollywood years anyway) have to prove with all the public kissing? It screams even more artificial than that hair hat on his head.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 1:52pm.
Has Kelly worked since "Jerry Maguire"?
she was in Jerry Maguire? O.o
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thumb 15 he is showing how he likes to do it in the sauna
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I'm sure Kelly Preston is getting exactly what she wants out of this relationship. She's very pretty, was gorgeous when she was young, but she was never an A-list actress. Her career was ending about the time she married Revolta, because back then if you were a woman whose only standout was your looks and you hadn't made it by 30, forget it.
So she married a man who was making gobs of money. His high profile has probably enabled her to get a few roles over the years, so she can pretend she's still an actress. In interviews, she likes to come across as just like the little people, shopping at Target and shit, except that she's filthy rich. Despite the internet rumors that have been going on for ages, Preston and Revolta probably weren't tabloid fodder at all until recently. I think the Jett thing actually has blown over, and thus I'm sure she believes the sexual harassment shit will, too.
She's been living the very good life. I don't know about her being a closted lesbian; not everyone wants or needs sex.
Anyone else notice how awkward his right hand is, in the thumbnails toward the beginning, like 2-4 or so?
Has Kelly worked since "Jerry Maguire"?
Nice touch with the matching outfits. So jr. high.
Kelly can stay because she has had a serious relationship on the side for the last 20 years so she gets hers too.
How can they make a laughing stock of themselves with this behavior. Do they actually believe we are that stupid?
Oh yeah, they do. And there are probably lots of people looking at these photos right now and cooing: Look at how much they love each other. So nice to see the spark going strong in a long marriage.
Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:01pm.
That is some awesomely weird hair/hairline. Reminds me of the hair that my kid brothers GI Joe had long time ago.
I second that. That is exactly like the hair on my little brother’s Action Man which I imagine was the British equivalent.
Which begs the question, when John minces out of his dressing room with his ‘hair in a can’ freshly sprayed and says ‘is this me guys, or do I look a cunt?’ why does NOBODY say ‘John, I am not going to lie, you look like Lord Cuntington of Cuntshire’ Poor bastard, he thinks he looks great and we are all fooled. John, the truth hurts but neither your hair or your beard are fooling anyone.
Oh John, please stop. Your embarrassing yourself.
What a pair of fugly fakers.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:26pm.
Lily Tomlin
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Twatty I only found out about a year or so ago the Lilly was a pie licker, I had NO clue!
I was supprised but them I realized I'd never heard of her with a man EVER. She didn't even bother with a beard and I love her for that. To this day I don't think she does and "gay advocacy" work does she?
I can't even believe he has the nerve to appear in public. Because of the accusations against him which cannot not be true in some form, and because of THAT HAIR. He looks like a monkey and a lego man had a baby!
I don't doubt that John & Kelly love each other, but like friends or siblings. As far as bearding goes, their union is more authentic than Tom & Katie -- but that's not a high bar to hurdle.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
There are lots of icky aspects of this in-our-face Scientology arrangement, but what is particularly annoying- to me, anyway- is their cranking out children (remember, one died already, and has been replaced) to prove a point.
I liked it better when Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford actually rented a huge billboard to show their love. Or a couple can do a lot of other public relations schtick to show their hetero credentials. Call me old-fashioned, but I think it's wrong to create kids for the purpose of fooling the public. Not that many are fooled at this point.
how long have these two been in wedded beardlock? it's obvious the only time they really touch each other is when they both grab for the same copy of dianetics...
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Kelly does look good, but Iam irritated why she still insists on fronting for Revolta, enough is a fucking nough! Pure fake affection, bad pr move, makes him look guilty and pathetic.