Duck, Duck, Duck, Whore!

The dude in the tux who looks like he just inhaled a stank cloud of dirty ass blowing at him from his left IS saying it all with his face.

At last night's BET Awards, Beyonce, Jay-Z and Kanye Kardashian (née West) all held court in the front row while Kim Kardashian sat there like the loser outcast trying to get the popular kids to look at her. This is what it would look like if a celebwhore was forced to spend a full hour with a Make-A-Wish kid and that Make-A-Wish kid was a real asshole. Seriously, this looks like Beyonce is doing charity work she really doesn't want to be doing.

The side-eyes, laughs and the "if I fake smile big enough nobody will notice that I'm grossed out by that trash heap heffa whore" facial expressions from Beyonce and Jay-Z were almost more hilarious than Jay-Z wearing one of Pee-wee Herman's old suits. But Beyonce did try to include Kim in their royal Illuminati triangle. It was nice of Beyonce to make Kim feel at home by wearing a dress the color of piss. Jay-Z however, didn't even try. When Jay-Z and Kanye won Best Video or some shit, Jay-Z reached into his pocket, pulled out a Post-it with "KICK ME" written on it and stuck that shit on Kim's back:

And it's a sad, sad day when a photographer crops Basement Baby out of the picture to make way for Kim's ass. Nothing hurts more than getting kicked back down the basement stairs by a Kuntrashian.

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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:19am.

And I hate to say it but Kim k looked great in that dress.

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Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 11:39pm.

This whole thing is kind of like a jumping the shark/jumping on a couch a la Tom Cruise moment. It's gonna be all downhill for all of them from now on. Next - - ->

Submitted by gucci on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:41pm.

Fuck Jay Z and Beyonce acting like they're so much better than KK. I despise the Kardashian clan, but I am even more sickened by Beyonce and her fake refinement. Bitch, your fake baby bump folded on TV! Stop acting like you're Duchess Kate, shit.
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Submitted by justice on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:33pm.

I thought Kanye was a relatively smart man. Really. This bitch is.. just.. rancid. Who in their right mind puts a woman like this on their arm in public? How she operates is clear for all to see and she has no shame. Worse than Jennifer Lopez.

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:11pm.

Submitted by harperharper on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:02pm.

I can't be bothered looking up the details but could this be the group from this weekends blind vice? The friend who shows up with a new gal that is actually a girlfriend for the wife ( or some such)

Submitted by gucci on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:44pm.

Beyonce never fails to look tacky. i mean that dress? and anyone who fails to say something when someone calls you, your , husband and friend the "N" word on a famous social networking site, gets no love or respect from me and thus has no business trying to put on airs thinking they are better than someone else. that said, beyonce really needs to get off her( fake)princess high horse and in addition get the hell out of that ugly dress.

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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 7:21pm.

Her body language speaks volumes. She's the only one that isnt sitting back. Looks like she wants to bolt from that chair. Either that or she's making sure the camera is focusing on her.

And why the fuck does Kanye have sneakers on? The dope next to him is in a tux/suit with spiffy shoes and this one looks like the good humor man... simply can NOT buy class.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 7:09pm.

Submitted by ditquoi: "To be front and center in both an inner and outer circle that clearly, palpably, tangibly do not want you there, and for you to continue to be in their presence, means that you are completely devoid of shame.

I wonder how she got to be that way; completely and utterly devoid of shame. I mean, even if your parents didn't raise you to have shame, you should have picked some up along the way.

Is it a personality flaw? Some part of the brain that was starved or just never developed?"

I don't know, but Paris Hilton is the same way. An Lohan. I think it's something that's nurtured by stage moms. "Don't listen to them, honey. You're wonderful and they're jealous. You get in there and get yours!". That kind of crap.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 6:59pm.

Submitted by Gigaboob: "You don't have to go more than two rows back to find someone who tapped that piece of passed ass. That's just embarrassing, Kanye. Hide yo face."

LMFPO

Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 6:19pm.

whores of a feather flock together.

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 6:16pm.

Foxxy, Kanye Kardashian's (OLOL MK!) friends must SO look forward to being around KK! She totally looks the type to be at ease with the guys. She'd never make it about herself and would be so much fun fun fun to have around. I bet she gets on the horn with her family immediately after and RAVES about him! lmao a pill! ;D

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Submitted by hamblettamaud on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 6:04pm.

Piss-ho. That's all I've got.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 6:03pm.

ubmitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:25pm.
"K Heffa-whore looks so AWKWARD, cracks me up the two guys had to sit in the middle! Bey must have said "Don't you put me next to that HOR bitch, JAY!" LOLOLOL "

if i were Beyonce, i would have been sitting on the other side of Solange ;-D

mmmm hmmmm a couple of weeks ago when those concert front row photos came out some believed Beyonce was bff with Pissy McDumbass. others of us suggested there was nothing to see there. imo THESE photos tell the real story. and i want to express my undying love for these photos.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:58pm.

Why is Gay Fish dressed like a hospital orderly?

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:17pm.

thanks hon...I don't get youtube on my morning PC.

MGK huh? cute. not my cup of tea but I won't knock the hustle. I just couldn't get past the fact that the boy was born in 1990 according to his clavicle tattoo.

Katt Williams was in that mess too? LOL

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:26pm.

"Duck, Duck, Duck, Whore" LOL!!!!!!!!!! So funny and so true. But what is that piece of scary green shit wearing Beyonce? Her public getups are usually hideous but this one takes the prize. Probably more tacky junk from that brokedown mess, House of Dereon.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:25pm.

LOLOLOL: "
The 31-year-old, who stepped out in an unzipped backless cream dress, appeared so out of her depth that she ended up tweeting from the event about Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
During the ceremony, the curvaceous beauty wrote: 'Mason is so cute on the beach in DR #KUWTK.
'East coast turn to E NOW!!!!! Keeping Up With The Kardashian's is on!!!!!! who's excited?'

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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:17pm.

Has this been said before?...... Kim Kardashian, the Armenian CoCo.

At least CoCo is likeable.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:57pm.

Blugggh.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:56pm.

You don't have to go more than two rows back to find someone who tapped that piece of passed ass. That's just embarrassing, Kanye. Hide yo face.

Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:54pm.

everyone looks way too awkward (edited)....
Kanye is saying a lot with that body language..... and KK is so, SO fat! SHE looks pregnant, not B! disgusting...........

Submitted by MardiGras on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:36pm.

Beyonce looks like Detective LaToya in the first pic.
And that ain't good.

Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:20pm.

Kimmie is trying to come off as a sister...major fail, why is she even at awards...bitch can't act, sing, dance, design....waste of air, Lord can the Mayans please fucking come already! Take these Whoretrashian sluts away from earth...grrr...I am glad Katie is taking over the gossip this week, I am so proud of her removing her microchip once and for all! Team Katie all the freaking way!!

Submitted by NationalVelvet on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:18pm.

Ah hahaha, yep! Tux guy can smell it. And it stanks like last week's trash.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:56pm.

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:15pm.
(never heard or saw him with a female when she was alive)

Yeah, um, except for that fashion designer chick he was engaged to for 2 years out of the 6 years they were dating. You know, the one who wasn't a stripper/whore, and who actually had some brains and a career. And was black.

Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:52pm.

and no one should wear that ugly ectoplasm slimer from the eighties colored dress beyonce has on its just down right ugly!

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:51pm.

Why are they known as Hip Hop royalty? I mean, have you ever heard his CDs? He can't even keep in beat with the "music". And she doesn't sing - she caterwauls.

Ugh.

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Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:49pm.

i just laugh at how beyonce and jz think that they are soooo much better than slutty kim. beyonce you're so full of shit! lololololol!

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:24pm.
@ stefstef - Let's face it... Kanye doesn't like girls. He seemed more happy with JayZ than any female she's been hooked up with.

Yes - the only girl he ever liked was his mom.

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Kanye's mom was his true love and since she's been gone, he's gone crazy. His mother was the one who kept his bitch ass in check. If she was alive, we would not have Amber Rose or K Whore to talk about...

Kanye's mom was his best beard (never heard or saw him with a female when she was alive). She is really missed because he ain't been right since she died.

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Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:26pm.

Beyonce wore a piss-yellow dress, something KimK can not do!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:22pm.

Maybe just maybe the idea that people actually look down on her is dawning on her? She looks very self conscious here.

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:17pm.

The pissy skank in white looked so uncomfortable sitting there...all that black dick waiting to spray on her must've really overwhelmed her...

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:14pm.

Submitted by suzanita on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:57pm.
its bruce bitch...I don't mean to be racilist... but she is like one of like 5 white people in the crowd.. I know she likes black people.. but she better REALLY like black people.. like so much where she is the only white person in the room...

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are trolling, because otherwise you are possibly the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk this earth.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:12pm.

Maybe Beyonce can give her pointers on how to fake a pregnancy ...

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:11pm.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:07pm.

Hahaha, my apologies. I've never heard of that game before.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:11pm.

Seems like even JayZ wants nothing to do with Kuntrashian. What was that? ...a half a hug? A tap on the arm to let her know she needs to sit her ass back down? Seems like Kim didnt even bother to lean in for the kiss b/c she knows he wants no part of that. That's the best part of the video!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:10pm.

It's always funny how people go "I hate rap I hate rap I hate rap!" But the moment some shitty white rapper comes along, all of a sudden he's the greatest thing ever. Very shady.

Person A - I'm not racist, I listen to rap!
Person B - Who's your favourite rapper then?
Person A - Eminem.

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:19pm.

You nailed it....
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Who Datt on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 4:05pm.
What I can't understand is why a talented A List entertainer would want to get involved with a shameless fameho with more baggage than a Samsonite Factory Outlet store.

Notice that no names were mentioned. This comment could apply to any combination of the assembled four.
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"talented A list"-she wore knee pads on her way up to get on the a-list and just like kim she's a backstabbing slut. and beyonce's talent is mediocre at best. she and kim are perfect for each other.

"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"

charlie sheen

Submitted by LMA618 on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 3:01pm.

So the dignified famewhore is now friends with the shamleess famewhore. Next time their all on Jays yacht, Gob better blow that shit up.

Submitted by D-vine Lister on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:48pm.
SOOOOO awkward hahahaha!
The only thing that could have made this better is a Parasite Hilton photo-bomb!

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THIIIIIISSS!! FOR THE WIN!

No really this shit made me laugh out loud, cackle laugh. Fuckin great mental image, hope that happens to kk one day!!! ;)

Submitted by almostfamous88 on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:55pm.

wh0re is so far out of her element...as IF she's down, as IF she has a fucking reason to be in a room full of talented/semi talented people - none of which are on camera getting peed on (that I've seen at least)...and why didn't she wear her usual makeup? her real face is very BLAH like her BLAAAAAAAAAH mom

Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:54pm.

With that gray suit, white socks, and white crepe-soled shoes, Jay-Z's giving me a Harry-Belafonte-circa-1971-vibe.

Submitted by D-vine Lister on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:53pm.

fuck, this post made my day!! Ive never seen someone so shameless in my life, my goodness! As sucky would say,"If I was KK I WOULD JUST DIE!!!!"
I always said Gay-Z fell off after his Reasonable Doubt album, but after that gif, he gets just a smidget of respect from me for not embracing that trollop of a woman.

I was talkin with a friend yesterday and made a slip up, but its sooooo true:

My friend: did you see that bey and piss mop are friends & hanging out!!!??

Me: they have to be around each other ALLL the time, so it was bound to happen, besides their men are dating!

-ZING!! lol