Ride That Brody Ass, Gurl, Ride It!
These are the greatest pictures I've ever seen of an Afghan Hound getting groomed on a boat.
Adrien Brody (aka the only hot piece whose hung nose I'd sit and spin on) and his girlfriend Lara Lieto are on a yacht in the South of France somewhere and when you're on a fancy boat with a humanized Afghan Hound, you do whatever it takes to make sure he's squeaky clean at all times. You dip your hands into his swim chonies and knock the dingles dangling all of his luscious ass hairs. While you're down there, you pinch at his no-no lips a little bit to really make him drop, pucker and pop. Then you move your hand to his front and knock away all the crabs in his bush before making sure that he's completely cheese-free down there. This IS love.
The only thing I ask of Lara, is that the next time she takes Adrien from behind and does the "boning that ass with my clit" pose, can she please wear this t-shirt over her bikini? It would make my life a whole lot easier if I only had to Photoshop my head over her instead of my head AND torso. Thanks, bitch.
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He is so sexy it makes me want to cry.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:14pm.
@ Kizzy
Maybe they WANT to be seen. It makes for much more exciting sexual adventures.
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Too right. If I was humpin' on a sexy & single celebrity, I'd for sure be smilin' my ass off, justincase. But, it is pretty stupid, I mean, who REALLY wants to be known as the girl with the flat ass who had her hands down Adrien Brody's pants? Oh, wait, ME, before I was married!! ROFL :)
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
If I was a celeb, you just know someone would get a pic of me un-wedgieing a wedgie or something. Because that's how I roll. I hate wedgies, by the way.
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He seems to be hanging on to that shower pole for dear life...
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...I share a birthday with MK...
It's possible she might have a saggy ass but she's also standing with her butts pushing forward and the water is making her bikini bottom sag.
Anyway, she might have a saggy ass, but he's ugly and cheesy.
@ Kizzy
Maybe they WANT to be seen. Exhibitionism creates a more exciting sexual adventure.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:08pm.
ROFL I lurrrves to keed!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Geez people, her ass isn't that bad. And the rest of her is gorg.
When are people going to get it? Nobody is alone when they're out in public, whether celebrity or not, you do something, someone's going to see it, photo or video it, and put it on the net? It's not like these here interwebs is a brand new invention. Don't want your Mom to see you in a pic with your hand down some man's pants? Don't do it in public. You may think you two are in y'all's own little world, but you're not, especially if said man IS a celebrity.
Don't even get me started on these dumbassed politicians who keep tripping on their dicks...
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
in the last pic she's about to go all 'Tropic Thunder' on his ass...
"cradle the balls, then swallow the gravy"
lol :-D
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:08pm.
Oh crap, Kizzy, I didn't mean you had to use it as your siggy! I didn't even think of that. *redface*
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Is she digging sand out of his trunks or has it been so long since I got some I don't know what the kids are doing now-a-days?
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Adrien suntanned, frolicking, showering, swimmin, busy ;):) oh Adrien :) thank you
(you made Friday the 13th SO much better)
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"5 mile an hour with aluminum side"
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:00pm.
Condit was the dude Chandra Levy was fuckin' when she disappeared. Another political career TANKED cuz he tried to dance!!
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"Don't do da dance if you can't keep it in yo pants."-Dog on July 6,2012
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I would totally hit that all day. You know he's hung too...
Guess he's a leg man and nothing else. My friend is obsessed with him, I'm going to have to make sure she doesn't see this.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:56pm
YESSS!!! HAHAHAHAHA That was sooo fucking funny!!!
Gary Hart. Fawn Hall was Ollie North's secretary. Tanked Hart's political career SO hard!!!
*closet Lizophile*
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I kept thinking Gary Conduit or whatever. Sooooo, still. BURN! LOL! Don't do da dance if you can't keep it in yo pants. Feel free to use that - I just made it up.
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He's hot. His girlfriend is kinda hot. The yacht is absolutely hot. Even the red flowers are hot. I approve of those pictures. (Also it is quite entertaining to make up a photo (love) story with those pics.)
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:56pm
YESSS!!! HAHAHAHAHA That was sooo fucking funny!!!
Gary Hart. Fawn Hall was Ollie North's secretary. Tanked Hart's political career SO hard!!!
*closet Lizophile*
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
wow, she does have a terrible ass.
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None are so empty as those who are full of themselves
Adrian looks like he's rollin'.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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AHAHAH KIZZY!! Remember Gary whathisname "frolicking" on a yacht with Fawn Hall? Or was it Donna Rice? In any case, BOOM went his political aspirations.
I didn't know that about Liz and Dick. Huh.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:30pm.
Why don't I have a life like this?
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Because some fool instilled morals and self respect into you and you didn't develope a yerning to get peed on.
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And my ass isn't sliding into the backs of my knees. Not yet, anyway.
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That is so embarrassing. It's not like they were on a public beach doing this. Telephoto lens.....
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None are so empty as those who are full of themselves
Judging by his huge nose alone, I bet he could provide a lot of pleasure.
His girl is a true version of skinny fat. She needs to get to the gym and do some squats and lunges
That scrunchy in her hair does her no favours either.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
How DARE that no-ass-having BITCH? He's mine!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:30pm.
Why don't I have a life like this?
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Because some fool instilled morals and self respect into you and you didn't develope a yerning to get peed on.
Wait, what? Total female boner killer :/
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adrien is yes...yes, i would...that girlfriend's saggy ass gives me the sads...someone should gift her with the brazilian butt dvd...
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He's so cheesy gross. I could never ...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:43pm.
Not necessarily. The "Father of the Paparazzi" first took photos of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton "frolicking" on a yacht. They were both married to other people at the time, so this was the first big escandalo that came with pictures. Until that time, it had only been rumored. They certainly weren't happy about it.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Nothing really seems to be happening down there considering she has her hands in his shorts.
Asshole celebs on yachts photos are more staged than Phoebe Price in a pumpkin patch. There is no way unless you are blatantly posing for the paps and have pre arranged for their boat to be there too. Hell it's probably in the yacht rental agreement.
I am for once happy for my bubblish butt.
Submitted by jc944 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:33pm.
That man is on my list of "mother fucking ass ugly men who I would love to fuck me until I cry uncle" (along with Javier Bardem and Daniel Craig)
I lovingly refer to such guys as "ugly but hot".
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
Adrien sure looks like he's lotsa fun!
Thumb 9 - this ass is so flat and droopy it's embarrassing for someone so young.
Her ass makes me happy.
i will give him points for not succumbing to the hollyweird standards & having his nose worked on. i'm looking at you, Jennifer Gray!
That man is on my list of "mother fucking ass ugly men who I would love to fuck me until I cry uncle" (along with Javier Bardem and Daniel Craig) and what the hell is wrong with that bitch's ass? It's so droopy and concave!!!!!
WHAT.THE.FUCK!?! Errbody KNOWS I'm his girlfriend and Weezy's married to him. Get your mitts off his (our) junk you whore! Plus I have a better ass than than sorry mess. She must have dropped a deuce in that diaper.
*has apoplectic fit and drops consciousness *
Why don't I have a life like this?
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I don't care who she is, but she has a horrible droopy ass. Looks like her butt cheeks are melting. Gross.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Homegirl needs a cheese burger with fries. You can fit a damn row boat between her legs!
oh honey! she is positioned and ready to receive!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Eh, I'd hit it. But his girlfriend has a saggy pancake ass...
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