Speed Douche
The world's most famous singing beaver fetus Justin Bieber was pulled over today in L.A. by the CHP for going at least 80 mph on the 101 freeway at Vineland. In Bieber's defense, he hasn't learned his numbers yet, so it's not completely his fault.
LAPD motor officer turned L.A. City Councilman Dennis Zine tells TMZ that he's the one who ratted on The Lesbeaver by calling 911, because the yodeling beaver was "driving like a maniac" and "weaving in and out of traffic." Dennis also said that Bieber used the shoulder to pass cars. Dennis Zine thinks The Lesbeaver was going closer to 100 mph than 80 mph and if it was up to him, he'd throw Bieber into toddler jail for reckless driving. Bieber's rep barfed up a shitty excuse by saying that he was speeding because he was trying to get away from the paparazzi.
Hmmmm.... Well, maybe the paparazzi wouldn't be able to find Bieber if his fancy car wasn't painted in the completely inconspicuous shade of LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME. Dumb ass Bieber should only be allowed to drive a Big Wheels in his backyard. That's it.
The officer gave Bieber a speeding ticket and let him drive away. To which Lindsay Lohan replied, "A ticket? HA! They do that?"
You know who should also get a ticket? Selena Gomez's ass. TMZ didn't say if Selena was in the car or not, but you know she was. I mean, Selena was obviously the one working the pedals since Bieber can't reach.
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That is the gaudiest car I have ever seen.
First let me say something about the car it is a nice car. The reason why Usher and JB manger bought him that color car is because JB is all about looking at himself in the mirror and now he can look at himself every time he get's in his car.
Now about him speeding he blames the Paps for his speeding which is messed up. That's like being pulled over for a DUI and saying it's the bar and liquor company's fault for you getting pulled over.
If JB doesn't want to be followed by Paps then he needs to get out of the business.
fuck him and fuck usher and fuck ellen denegerate.
He is someone who has gotten a leetle swelled head because the press pays waaaay to much attention to him. A punk like this who is all looks for the tweeners and no talent deserves as much attention as he has talent:NONE!
Justin Beaver is the male(?)Jessica Simpson.
Have you seen how many times this kid has run into plate glass windows and doors?!
I refuse to look it up. After what I just saw, I will listen. I still haven't looked up two girls and a cup because you guys said not to.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Dammit! I should have listened to you Hotmami. I was just looking at pictures of the car and the bam! There it was. FUCK!
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
BTW: As cool as his first car is...mine was cooler.
Check it out:
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Yeah...I was stone cold pimpin' in that land yacht!
Go, Speed Doucher
Go, Speed Doucher
Go, Speed Doucher, go!
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The BIG WINNER here is FISKER AUTOMOTIVE. The Karma is their first model.Justin Bieber just made it cool to own an electric hybrid car.THIS EVENT is better than any money the company could've spent on marketing and advertising.Henrik Fisker will look back on this day as THE MOMENT when he knew they were gonna MAKE IT! :-)
If something happens to him because of "trying to lose the paparazzi" it will be his own damn fault because who drives a fucking mirror painted car? Arent you supposed to be discreet if you want people to leave you alone?
This kid is dumb I saw him on Letterman and he has the speaking skills of a young Paris Hilton.
His "being chased by paps" story apparently is true (according to Zine), but that doesn't behind to justify driving 100 or weaving in and out. What are the paps going to do--photograph him in his chrome car?
Exactly. Photograph him in his car. Big whoop. Probably get bored and move on.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
He should get arrested for driving such a stupid fucking car. Honestly.
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It's PHELPS time!
Here's hoping DWEEBER'S five minutes is up soon.
Isn't that the car that Ellen gave him for his bday on air?
How the hell does it get repainted "chrome"?
Also, why do I know such stupid details?
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
<"Submitted by Doll-Parts on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:22am.
Jayne Mansfield was no dummy, she just played the role. Spoke 5 languages, classically trained musician played several instruments. Still sold the dumb blonde image and helped invent it though.">
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if Courtney Stodden was a straight-A student before going publicity whore. I was just reading a little about Jayne - traveling from one 60's "Supper Club" to another. Where I'm sure she made some money appearing but real money in back rooms showing her tits or something. I read she died pretty much with no cash and had read "she'd hold a press conference for a fart."
Submitted by Get Serious on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:52am.
I'm betting some of his hardcore tweener fans would be all like, "Oh, it's the little kid's fault for being out in public and not jumping out of Justin's way!"
Submitted by how dare you on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 4:45am.
Same here. Nobody should have to remember something that horrifying, let alone about their mother. It's amazing she's turned out so normal.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Jayne Mansfield was no dummy, she just played the role. Spoke 5 languages, classically trained musician played several instruments. Still sold the dumb blonde image and helped invent it though.
Mariska has her face, but not her bOObs.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:40pm.
I thought you knew everything. Thanks for bursting my bubble.
Mariska probably doesn't remember it. I hope she doesn't. That was pretty fucking horrific.
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Some perfume spray lady offered to spray some Justin Bieber perfume on me to smell. Okay it was in a cheap ass drugstore but I said: "do you think I'm twelve????".
A Chrome car? Really?? They look stupid and sorry, but they also look CHEAP. Its looks like an oversized toy and he looks even more ridiculous in it. The fact that its an electric/hybrid thing makes it even worse.
Its a penis extension in a Prius format, which is a contradiction in terms and im not even sure that he has a penis.
He's developed into such an absolute narcissist that one of his vehicles is exactly a car-shaped mirror. He could kill someone with his recklessness and not spend thirty seconds in custody.
He is gross.
This entitled little twerp. Is his driver license from Canada valid in California?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Shit that is some car wow!!!!!!!
He supposably drove from Calabasas to North Hollywood (maybe 16 miles?) like a nut; it just took CHP until Vineland to catch him.
Dennis Zine is a cool pol. He's Lebanese-American, independent, and seemingly not corrupt (unlike most other LA councilpeople and the mayor). He was an LAPD cop for 28 years and has higher political aspirations. He probably ought to get over that not-corrupt thing, then. :)
Submitted by coca on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 1:14am.
How does he reach the pedals?
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he ties blocks to his feet:)
How does he reach the pedals?
C6: *pours two glasses* HAHAHAHAHAHA! We only had a Donny Osmond doll, never a Ken (he was a busy guy) And no GI joes.
*downs the vino in one gulp*
Big Wheels and Barbies...
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That's so cute Hekki,I would have burned your Barbie's eye out with a magnifying glass, pulled your pig tails, try to kiss you and then jumped on my ccm highriser with the banana seat and the 3 speed shifter on the frame, ride out to my buddies tree fort and brag about how you tried to kiss me! lol :P
If you were lucky I'd give you lift down to the store buy you a popsicle..."jump on but you have to make sure you hold me" that's right I had the moves down baby, how could you not with a kick ass bike like this!!!
http://www.backpeddling.com/wp-content/uploads/catablog/fullsize/gliderf...
And another entitled selfish celebrity puts the public at risk at a moment's notice. If little beiber had 1/2 a brain, he would have dialed 911 & had the operator direct him to the nearest police station, where the papps could have been arrested. Instead, he guns it, swerves in & out of lanes, cuts people off & goes 100mph to get away. Just think if he'd hit some little kid or some other person while being a selfish jerk...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Ellen didn't give him a car, his manager or whatev gifted him with one. She just provided the venue. It was tacky.
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Most of my driving I spent in a mini van. If doubled as place to sleep.
Hollywood just produces idiots. My only comfort is that when the Zombie Apocalypse comes these idiots will be wiped out.
I think Ellen gave him that car for his birthday...on her show no less.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Alabama an 18 yr old boy drives his grandmas old 96 Lumina without air and a drivers window that won't go down.
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:12pm.
Ahh, the train wreck phase is beginning. I predict he'll have meth face within 2 years.
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I'm with you, and whoever mentioned his coke habit. I don't wish him any harm, I just can't wait until he disappears into obscurity. I hate all these stupid fucks going around talking like they are the next icon. Please, you stupid little yodeling tyke.
I had Donny and Marie dolls, but my faves were my Charlie's Angels dolls, they were awesome
C6: *pours two glasses* HAHAHAHAHAHA! We only had a Donny Osmond doll, never a Ken (he was a busy guy) And no GI joes.
But our Barbies suffered many shipwrecks and earthquakes and erupting volcanoes. We didn't care about their clothing. They were adventurous and brave. We had little sisters for them and they were always rescuing and protecting them.
We also had this play set with a fountain and an apple tree with a swing and little apples you could hang from the branches.
If my sister were speaking to me anymore I'd ask her if she remembers it. We would spend entire weekends playing that shit.
*downs the vino in one gulp*
Big Wheels and Barbies...
There should be an extra fine for passing on the shoulder. That's a rare one, but when i see it, it pushes me over the edge. at least now i can yell, "who do you think you are, JUSTIN BEAVER?!"
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Holy Fuck! He got into his mother's pantry and covered that car in aluminum foil!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly
Ahh, the train wreck phase is beginning. I predict he'll have meth face within 2 years.
Damnit Hekki, you're bringing back memories. Owned one Barbie. I made her have sexy times with my bros' GI Joe. We read comic books and played with barbie/GI Joe in the barbie house (remember that fuckery?!) and had GI Joe rampage through the barbie house until we got hit again, plus the Tonka trucks (in the 70s they were made of iron) we'd crash into the barbie/GI Joe. No wonder why we got beat. lol. Thanks for the memories, Hekki! *slides p.noir bottle to you
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
C6: awww, good times!
I often wonder what my daughters are going to remember of their toys and places we go... My sister and I would play Barbies for HOURS and I can't get my kids interested. They have their own imaginative play times. Just as well. Barbie is a whore. Or, at least mine were!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:39pm.
Although I also remember stopping by simply not pedaling and sort of jamming in the opposite direction you were just pedaling in...
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We jammed. Still skidded into the kitchen cupboards, then got hit by mom/dad.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
C6: it wasn't a real brake, it was like a metal bar at the back wheel. Or something. Any other horz remember that?
Although I also remember stopping by simply not pedaling and sort of jamming in the opposite direction you were just pedaling in...
Hey, I had a rare glass of wine tonight and things are fuzzy around the edges.
@UncleBrain: His ride beats what ALL of us were driving at 18, lol! (me - a 1974 Datsun 710(that's what they called them before Nissan), that I literally bought from a little old lady who only drove it on Sundays. It was a beater - as I believe all first cars should be. That thing was solid too. Took it in one day to fill it up, and the guy offered to check the oil. I said "Why not?" He pulled the stick and looked at me and said "It's DRY - COMPLETELY DRY!" Being young and dumb, I realized that was a problem but not the severity, so I just told him to put some in. The guy shook his head and said he couldn't believe it was still running. Now THAT'S a tough car. I ran that thing into the ground, from the Whiskey A Go Go, The Roxy, The Starwood and Madame Wongs every night, to the beach during the day. I got every penny's worth out of it, and in the end when I could afford a new car, sold it for scrap when it couldn't run anymore. Fond memories of that little yellow beater.
Hugs back, Capi, and my Citroen was a MACHINE. That fucker left bigger cars in the dust and was a great car. I m not one that is much for what a car looks like, as long as its reliable. And that banged up fuck-bucket was the shit.
*side-eyes current 10 year old car*
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:29pm.
Well, his ride beats what I was driving at 18.
http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0001598/CITROEN/CITROEN-AX--1991-1995...
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Omg GTFO of here with that Citroen thing! Oh hell no. Though, that shit is better than my first car, the Pinto '88.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Well, his ride beats what I was driving at 18.
http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0001598/CITROEN/CITROEN-AX--1991-1995...
Someone needs to whup his little ass. He thinks he is so hardcore, he is just begging to get his face punched in.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
@saltydog88 - FACT, and spoken like a true Angeleno, lol. I'm thinking maybe because of the long holiday week, the traffic has been lighter than usual, and he could have caught a break and done it. It's the weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds - you know you can be jamming and then...SLAM... the 101 comes to a dead stop. That is a recipe for disaster, and I'm sure that's something that 18yo Bieber from Canada has yet come to appreciate.
As someone who lost a teenage nephew in a traffic accident many years ago due to speeding (boys being boys), it makes my heart ache every time I read one of these stories - the ones that get away with it, and the ones that don't.
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:02pm.
In his defense on the 101 you usually go about 15 miles per hour 90% of the time, so when there is a break in traffic (which there usually is at Vineland when people have exited to Hollywood but others haven't gotten on yet) people speed up like mad. I go about 75 mph on that stretch of road all the time.