Tommy & Katie Have Already Settled
In "Don't Mess With A Bitch Who Knows Some Shit News," both People and TMZ say that Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes have already agreed to all the details in their divorce settlement after only a few days of negotiations. Katie's lawyer says that the agreement has already been signed by both sides and she can't wait "to start the new phase of her life" and re-discover the emotion known as happiness which she forgot existed. Tommy and Katie also released this statement that simply translates into: "LEAVE SCIENTOLOGY ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"
"We are committed to working together as parents to accomplish what is in our daughter Suri's best interests. We want to keep matters affecting our family private and express our respect for each other's commitment to each of our respective beliefs and support each other's roles as parents."
"Our respective beliefs..." That's one way of saying that during their 30-second divorce settlement brawl, Katie tagged in The Pope and Tommy tagged in Xenu.
Of course, zero details about their settlement agreement have been released, because Tommy doesn't want us to know that he got custody of all the E.T. finger-shaped strap-ons, but People knows a few things. Their source says that Suri will stay in NYC with Katie and Tommy has been given "generous" visitation rights.
That shit was fast and I'm slightly disappointed that we won't get to see Tommy try to furiously re-activate the microchip in Katie's head just as she's about to spill more shit about him in a public custody hearing. Obviously, with all the ESCANDALOSO stories about Scientology coming out, David Miscavige twisted Tommy's nipple (and not in a sexy way) and told him to make it all go away or his Scientology glory hole privileges will be revoked.
And here's a few pictures of Katie with Suri yesterday. I'll update this post as soon as pictures of Katie doing the "FREEEEEEE AT LAAAAST" shuffle down the streets of Manhattan come out.
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All the while this drama goes around, little Suri Cruise seems to be getting everyone’s attention. Now she is always surrounded by many shouting paparazzi photographers calling out her name and taking photos wherever she appears. This is too much for a six year old having to deal with her parents’ separation.
Knative I couldn't have said it better myself.
What part of NY are they in. Im in NY with my tits hanging out because its too damned hot for a bra and Suri is wearing a sweater?
At least Suri has escaped the grip of that nasty cult for now.......
@Knative - you speak with credibility. Tommy Girl is over and done like dinner no matter how this divorce plays out.
KNative: I think you're right. Excellent connection and "tidbit" of how much $$$$$ and influence this fwad cult, coupled with ENORMOUS corporate interest, combine to make this.....a big expensive bit of TRUTH about their chosen "star". WTF is Tom Cruise still being cast in these big budget extravaganzas, when there are so many actors who would do it for .... pennies on Tom Cruise's salary. Gee, guess their all in Xenu bed together.
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This is why the divorce settled so fast:
Ronald Meyer president of Universal Studios, producer of the upcoming 140 million science fiction epic Oblivion: Shit, this fucking Tom Cruise divorce is reminding everyone that Tom Cruise is an asexual crazed cult leader and that Jack Reacher shit looks like it will tank hard at the box office because Tom Cruise looks woefully miscast. Universal is not losing goddamned hundreds of millions of dollars because some midget fucker dweeb wants to indoctrinate his little shit princess in some goddamned pyramid scheme religious cult. Get our fucking lawyers to call the fucking dick shit and tell the fucking asshole to settle the fucking divorce quickly, or that fucker will never work in Hollywood again, no matter whose dick he sucks.
Blake Lively: Jesus, you've got a dirty mouth.
Ronald Meyer: Did I say you could talk? Now get back under my desk. Ignore her Pam. She's a fucking idiot.
joey porter is not as stupid as she behaves or looks.
behind all the bad fashion choices including a long sleeve t-shirt dress over jeans when new york was boiling hot, a broke down snow white gown, flare denim jeans. and behind all the shy talk, not being able to say penis or vagina, all the pre-recorded messages about how much she loves tom cruise.
BITCH was gathering evidence
- setting up webcams in the dungeon
- collecting all the used condoms (300) from Tommy's B'day anus party
- recording tommy's telephone chats with john revolta when he was speaking on a slimline pearl white phone whilst laying on this stomach on his bed twirling the phone cord between his fingers and at the same time scribbling the names of guys he liked in his Plush Flower diary with lock and kicking his feet back and forth
- taking photos of the diary entries
and when she brought them to the meeting, tommy had no choice but to give her $50 million and custody to Suri.
so joey porter, aint stupid.
Not impressed. KH's silence = KH's stamp of approval on CO$. Betting she's still 100% Scitrash, just wanted a man and not Tommy Girl.
WOW! Tommy didn't put up a fight. That tells you everything. He obviously had too much to lose (fame, etc). He doesn't want the illusion of his perfectly hetero lifestyle to end just yet. GO KATIE! She finally woke up, smelled the coffee and got outta there.
apparently Katie is getting $50 million settlement, which WAY WAY more than $10 million nicole got for 10 years.
I guess bringing some evidence to a mediation hearing helps one's case.
evidence such as photographs of Tom sucking on dicks till he hiccup.
mp3 recordings of tom moaning like a banshee in the next room as a line of men queuing all the way outside the house, waiting their turn to use tom's ass, which is part of tom's plans to elevate to a higher level "thetan" status, because according to CO$ everytime your hole gets used, you a 1 step closer to becoming a thetan and soon you will have telekenetic powers and be able to talk to animals such as the gerbils in richard gere's ass.
Kat could have at least turned Suris "school" bag around.
"look here she is, here's Suri!" -Kat
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Holy crap, all I can notice in every single picture is that someone's whipping out their camera phone or even camcorders to get her carrying Suri around. I mean, it's not surprising in today's world but jeez it's so blatant.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
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In the second to last photo Suri looks exactly like a Tommy Girl Mini Me.
Maybe now this kid can make some real live children friends and leave the toy chest and litter of stuffed animals at home.
Is anyone placing bets in the Dead Pool?
Submitted by Scott in NYC: "Suri really has that "eats-with-her-feet, raised-by-wolves" look. Poor thing."
AHAHAHHAHAHA! Scott, you are always sticking up for people we pick on, so it cracks me up even more when you whip out some meanness. It suits you. Stop being so nice!
I called this one, but I was mistaken in that I thought it would take longer to settle. First, let's state the obvious that the media had their head up their ass the whole time--they will say anything to sell copy. Remember all those stories about her wanting tom to have no visitation? Well, as I said, lies usually sell more than the truth.
Its a win-win for both of them to keep their shit out of the street--for both the right and wrong reasons. Well, good for them, also good for me as I am already tired of this non-story.
Hopefully Suri does grow up to be an entitled spoiled monster, bc otherwise her psyche will take a massive blow once she figures out how to google.
Also, leave Suri's unbrushed hair alooone. I wouldn't let a brush touch my hair from age 5 to the age where I realized boys weren't just for punching.
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Suri really has that "eats-with-her-feet, raised-by-wolves" look. Poor thing.
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That is the best description of Suri I've ever heard. I'm sure she snarls and growls when you come too close to her.
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Yup. Nell for sure
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Look forward to seeing if Katie can turn it around, despite Tom's generous visitation rights!
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:49pm.
Suri really has that "eats-with-her-feet, raised-by-wolves" look. Poor thing.
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:49pm.
Suri really has that "eats-with-her-feet, raised-by-wolves" look. Poor thing.
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That is the best description of Suri I've ever heard. I'm sure she snarls and growls when you come too close to her.
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Yup. Nell for sure.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:49pm.
Suri really has that "eats-with-her-feet, raised-by-wolves" look. Poor thing.
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That is the best description of Suri I've ever heard. I'm sure she snarls and growls when you come too close to her.
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Um, wtf happened in here??? OT oh yeah, Katie has some shit. Otherwise, why the heavy handed shit she's pulled in the last few days? imo, she got in for the stardom and fame, thinking she could handle it then saw what she was really up against. Katie, sleep with one eye open gf, and don't take any baths in boiling water. No fucking way Tom would back down this easily. No. Fucking. Way.
Suri really has that "eats-with-her-feet, raised-by-wolves" look. Poor thing.
what's so shocking? the details were all in the beard contract. she had completed her minimum of five years so all that was needed at this point was a couple of signatures. anybody who's waiting for some juicy expose' is gonna be waiting a long time...non-disclosure is a huge part of the deal...don't ask nicole 'cause she won't tell you either.
"Submitted by Janice Second on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:07pm"
good question Janice Second!
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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
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Why doesn't this fucking kid ever walk? She is six years old. Won't she be a first grader in the fall? I was six when I started first grade (my birthday is around Suri's too) and my fucking parents didn't cart me around in their arms.
Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:58pm.
Were the nasty posts deleted or did I just read right past them? I just read through the whole thread but I didn't see anything too bad.
Some were deleted, both here and in the Kardasshole post below. If it was anti-black racism the posts would still be around though.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:55pm.
@kate, nothning a spanking and a proper bedtime wouldnt cure.
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Good advice. I could use both of those myself. ;-)
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:55pm.
@kate, nothning a spanking and a proper bedtime wouldnt cure.
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Ha. I'm not discounting that either.
@kate, nothning a spanking and a proper bedtime wouldnt cure.
Cosign on the fug ass boots! I was hoping tommygirl would get them in the divorce. I'm excited for NEW SHOES Katie.
Though they do help distract from her cankles.
Were the nasty posts deleted or did I just read right past them? I just read through the whole thread but I didn't see anything too bad.
I very well could have missed them.
I was just thinking looking at those pics of Suri. She always looks miserable and unhappy. I wonder if there's a mental disorder emerging there that COS wouldn't allow treatment of and Katie didn't want what happened to Jett Travolta to happen to Suri? Not that I think Suri is autistic, I'm just saying that maybe something is up with her and Katie needs to get out in order to help her?
Just a thought.
that poor kid... imagine the psychological damage being done; knowing that she's under surveillance whenever she steps outside her home. hopefully, the paps will soon disappear now that a settlement has been reached.
Hey me too- I want to know what happened to SHELLEY MISCAVAGE!!! Seriously fucked up.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Whats up with her hair line ? And what hair products do they use? Their hair is so SHINY!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
LOL!!! That's the same thing I was thinking when E! decided to scroll the "breaking news" at the bottom of my tv screen. I was like this bitch must have the good shit on video and audio, cause they settled way too fast!!!! Good for her at least she got her daughter out of that mess.
I still want to know what happened to Shelly Miscavige. Anyone else?
I'm gonna go ahead and believe girlfriend had video and the balls to use it as leverage.
Popular guesses to the following BI were: Beckham, Rob Thomas and Renner. Yeah, I believe it. Watch your back Katie when all this CO$ shit leaves the internets because you know they won't forget it.
[BlindGossip] When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.
Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.
She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret.
Submitted by skinny fat: "According to Radar Suri is not to be involved in any Scientology activities whatsoever and that the new nanny/bodyguards Katie hired have to be with Suri at all times. She MUST have something on the GMD"
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Yeah, he had to agree to having bodyguards SHE picks to be with them at all times. Which also means no overnight visits. Katie must have something big on him. She just raped him, hard. And not in the way he likes.
Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 7:30pm.
THOSE FUCKING BOOTS!!!!!
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lol I know! You know when you look at something, like food on your date's face, you try to look all around it?! Cause if you look right at it one more time you'll scratch your eyes out or something. Plus they look like some shit she pulled out of a nyc dumpster. Fking dirty ass shit CLEAN THEM AT LEAST
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What happened here? At the marathon session this weekend, did Katie snort and yell to Tom over the conference room table, amidst dual 12-member legal teams, "You are NOT the father!" and that his crotch bag also has a Napoleon complex? I'm confused. =P
And I don't care how silent Nicole is being, she is smirking all the way to Sunday with this redemption. This is one for the books. Suri can now enjoy the possibility of being able to discover/empower herself with what Katie did.
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all I can say to this shit, is if took one day to iron out a five year marriage with a kid, why is it taking Kim Whoretrashian and Derp this long to iron out 72 days and no kids?? Probably cause Kim Whoretrashian wants to cover up her fraudulent marriage...and keep pretending it was real. I am so sad that another off spring of this loathsome clan is loose in the world...I just hope that they fade into oblivion and this kid becomes a major anti social person just to piss Pimp Mamma Kris off....
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