Sofia Vergara Got Engaged
Sofia Vergara's wearing a huge diamond ring on her hitchin' finger and Wonderwall says it was given to her by her on-and-off again businessman (and wannabe politician) boyfriend Nick Loeb. The same Nick Loeb who may or may not have cheated on Sofia in a coke-fueled orgy with a bunch of hookers in a hotel room. (Nick says that rumor is a lie-covered dingle dangling off of fiction's ass.) Sofia and Nick are in Mexico to celebrate her 40th birthday with 90 of her friends and family, and he took that moment to ask her to ruin her life by marrying him. Sofia said yes, but not everyone around her is queefing celebratory hearts. One source said:
"She's the nicest, sweetest, kindest person on the Earth, but she has a thing for bad boys. And she found one with him.
They have a crazy relationship. They break up and make up. They fight and make up hard!"
I bet they're one of those couples who ruin your party by having a fight in the middle of it. One of them locks themselves in the bathroom to cry into your bath mat and the other one sits in the chair by the cake cursing under their breath. You can't piss, because that ho is hogging up the toilet with their tears and you can't eat delicious cake, because that ho is sitting next to it and you don't want to wake the whining beast. That couple is the worst. Oh well, there's two positives in this. Sofia now has something to throw at Nick if she ever walks in and catches him with a mouthful of hooker poon. And it could be worse, she could be marrying Tommy Girl.
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Yes, that's a coke/hooker face if I've ever seen one. My boyfriend of a year and a half does coke on the daily and works at a strip club and he's hot but he's got those circles under his eyes and that slightly strung-out, doughy-faced look....Goodtimes, Miss Varararagera.
Too big to fail
Exactly, I do think she is attractive and is a leading a fulfilling life to her standards whatever those are and to some she might be the epitome of the perfect women but anyone not liking her or how she portraits herself or even not finding her pretty is not necessarily jelaous, some ppl just rubs us the wrong way regardless of physical beauty and talent or the lack of it.
I don't get why all women are jealous because someone isn't attractive to us..Certain celebs are, some aren't..Same with models..
No I don't have the perfect body and no I'm not on People's most beautiful list.. but I have four healthy children, a husband whom I adore with a great job, wonderful friends and a near perfect family. I honestly have everything I need and a lot of what I want.. would I trade any of it to look like Sofia? Uh no..Do I want a dh who fucks hookers? Not so much!
LMAO MK, crying in the toilet, in true Bachelorette style!
CHIRIO!?!?!?!? Donde es?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Funny how the Kmart pop up appears for me on this page today. I was looking at some Sofia earrings and I found the whole line to be tacky.
I would not wear one single thing. Mind you, I like her in Modern Family. She needs to hire better designers for her cheap shit at Kmart though.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Am I the only person who finds her over the top loud and stupid Latina characters annoying and offensive?
No, I'm Latina but I don't feel proud of her "representing" me. I'm all for attractiveness and looking good regardless of your race and culture but her "acting" is doing us Latina females no service. But hey her bank account is $$$ so I guess she is LOL all the way to the bank!
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:37pm.
What annoys me about Sofia Vergara is all the damn commercials she's in...Cover girl, Pepsi, Kmart, Burger King.
I wouldn't be surprised if she capitalized on her wedding Star Jones style with all the fricken pimping she's doing.
not to mention her "affordable" line at KMart...what, Jaclyn Smith's line went under? 8-P
If you think she's not that pretty its cuz ur jealous. Simple as that. Models should look like Sofia vergara. Or maybe it's the Latin in me that values curves more than a sack of bones. I wish I had her body. I have the boobs but I don't have the hips or ass :(. I love this women. She seems real. And she's so pretty and not plastic. If u sy she isn't that pretty its cuz ur a pasty no hip straight as a peice of paper blonde chick. Ofcorse you'd be jealous of what a real women should look like.
I'm Latina too, half Colombian, and do have all of those curves, but I don't think ppl here are saying things due to her ethnicity and most ppl agree she has a great figure that I can say she was blessed with and not a product of plastic surgery. She does look entirely different with makeup, she is one of those that make up does her good. I think she is very attractive and makes the best out of her features, but I can see as a Latina that some ppl have an issue with how she is coming accross as all beauty and no brain. There comes a point in life you must leave the relatiionship drama behind and forge healthy ones. Most ppl here are in consensus that all that breaking up and making up is toxic and has disaster all over it. I'm not jelaous of her as im sure she is paying a price one way or another, she cares nothing of our opinions as long as it doesn't affect her bank account. ITA with the TV commercials and the tacky KMART clothes you hardly see her wearing.
She looks like she'd be a seriously annoying bitch.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Wow spoiled! Interesting link!
Usually us common girls look better w/out make up than celebs do.. I can honestly say I look better than her without it..She looks like a blowfish!
I can honestly say I have bever dated or desired a bad boy.
Was having a discussion with my bff (who was dating a wife beater wearing) bad boy at the time..Well we were out with one of her work friends where I suggested she ditch the assface and date said coworker..to which she replied 'no..He's your type he wears sweaters and nice shoes..' Kind of sounds like my type means gay.. but I will just stick with metrosexual cause that's what my husband is!
Good luck to this troll but said in her birthday post yesterday by someoene?? She has a rat face..Nice body though, no brain.
Like Eva Longoria before her, Sofia is one girl whose looks without make-up shocked me:
http://alteredidentity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sofia_vergara5.jpg
http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2011/02/sofia_vergara_make_up_free.jpg
Same bad taste in men, too...
Yeah, going from broken up, to back together, to engaged in a couple of months does not bode well. The issues that had you break up in the first place didnt just magically disappear. But, god bless I guess.
I like her, I think she seems like a nice person, but I feel bad for her if she thinks this is all she deserves.
Submitted by pixxxie on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 9:25am.
"...she randomly texts or calls me like twice a year. i never answer.. i dont think there is anything to discuss.. i love my own sanity more than the friendship we once had..."
Ugh, I have a sister-in-law with Boderline Personality Disorder. I wish I could just ignore her, but her husband is one of my kid's godparents and my husband vice versa. It's always some crazy drama and ignoring her many times actually makes it worse.
Adding to Pixxie's thread:
I'm in the same boat. My best friend is ALWAYS having drama with her biopolar young fucktard. She is 46 with a 30 year old husband. The guy is a lazy, crazed bipolar good-for-just-sex-and that's about it. All she talks about how they fight and then have sex. It's a constant thing. I've learned to shut out all of it. There are people who LOVE to LIVE in drama.
I'm not one of them.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Apparently she wanted to get married, regardless of what kind of man he is, so he gave her what she wanted to shut her up & make her happy. If he is a whore, I doubt he's going to change just because they're engaged/married.
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isnt this the guy she is always on and off from? didnt they just break up...
yeah it'll last *rolls eyes*
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:43pm.
A whole lot of people just love a drama-filled relationship.
I cannot understand it.
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I used to have a friend like this. She's been in three or four relationships over the past few years, and every single time, she'll randomly pick fights with her bf just to get a rise out of him. It usually works, and the guys she attracts love the drama too, so the majority of time spent in ANY relationship for her consists of fighting, carping, nagging, and arguing. She thrives on it.
I don't understand it either, b/c my idea of a good time is lounging on the couch watching Star Trek with the bf....I'm a boring old square. But she always knows the right buttons to push. I've backed out of the friendship for the most part because it's been really one sided and revolving around her drama. She shows no signs of changing any time soon. Luckily she's in a different city....so I can let bygones be bygones.
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It's PHELPS time!
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i had a best friend like this. we now no longer talk. i got tired of the one sided ness and everything was always about her drama filled boyfriend. they would have awful fights, on and off again, moving in, moving out.. i helped her get away from him so many times and she'd just go back.
she randomly texts or calls me like twice a year. i never answer.. i dont think there is anything to discuss.. i love my own sanity more than the friendship we once had.
it was rough at first but i dont even think about it now. i think the reason so many people love drama relationships is because the relationship itself is empty.. you need to create a spark to keep the "high" of the relationship going..
Thought she was older.
i'm allergic to drama...
sofia is a girl crush of mine, but she is nuts to want to deal with relationship theatrics at her age...
maybe the fighting is foreplay?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
The dude must have an endless supply of earplugs. Fact: the woman is smokin hawt.. but jeezuss H that chiquita banana voice/accent is worse than Fran Fine's.
Humm I had given Sofia credit for being hardworker but yes she is saturating and overexposing with all of those commercials, I thought I was the only that changed the channels! This is a bad move, I guess at 42 not 40, :-) she got tired of being the "girlfriend" of those rumored bad boys and Colombian drug lords and she decided to be the wife now. There is a story going around for years in the Spanish media that Ojani, Jlow 1st husband, got a call from Sofia telling him her BF was cheating with JLow. Sofia has all the makings for physical attractiveness but she comes accros as the type of girl that believes her own hype. This will not end well, she loves the limelight and he wants to control her.
Submitted by lislop: "The labels Bad boy or bad girl are euphemisms for an asshole or a bitch OR an emotionally high maintenance person. Nothing cool or sexy about it."
GOSPEL
SOPHIA VERGARA, EPITOME OF AN IDIOT WOMAN...
Fuck wits
In Sofia's voice: DON'T DOOOO IT SOFIAAAA!!
Bad boys are for teenagers. Mind games are too exhausting after 40.....
www.poopreport.com :)
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1. Awkward hand-holding.
2. Nick Loeb makes that Onion Crunch. I think MK posted about it months ago. Loeb has dabbled in a bit of everything. This is his own WordPress bio, so discount 40% for accuracy.
http://nickloeb.com/
She looks great.
And she can always slap him with that little handbag, right?
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God don't like ugly.
The labels Bad boy or bad girl are euphemisms for an asshole or a bitch OR an emotionally high maintenance person. Nothing cool or sexy about it.
The novela is about to start...why is it that most of the Latinas in the industry go after politicians???
" I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
-George w. Bush
" Nucular Power Pants"
- George W. Bush
Her fake teeth are terrible.
No way in Hell she's only 40.
Girl has a case of the crazy, even talked about it in an interview, trying to rationalize the dramatics of Latina women.
I don't hate her, just the her overexposure.
She is a bimbo. They will never make it to the altar.
Hmm, beautiful but horrible taste in men? Sounds like Sophia will be the spanish version of Halle Berry. Loca! Escandalo!____________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
A big fat bank account is a hard thing to walk away from I guess.
Isn't he wealthy? If so, that could persuade one into looking the other way at hookers and blow. Look at Sheen. He doesn't have an issue getting dumb women to marry him. Money is a
helluva drug.
In a year or so her Bday slut pic will be up with the #getmoneybitch tag.
isn't this guy the shithead who cheats on her with hookers?
Good choice, Sofia.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:47pm.
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My inner armchair psychologist says your friend has a case of the histrionics and may do well with some Applied Cognitive Behaviour sessions. Of course, you'd have to be a pretty darn close friend to say that to her. And she would probably bite your head off.
God yes, those commercials are grating and make me change the channel every time
She's purty but I haz a boredom.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Hmm. I'm betting "will break up again in spectacular fashion within 6 weeks."
I got over relationship drama years ago. It's just not worth it. Oh, and the "bad boy" thing is cute only if you're 12 and the worst thing he's ever done is stick his gum under his desk in homeroom. Sheesh.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:43pm.
A whole lot of people just love a drama-filled relationship.
I cannot understand it.
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I used to have a friend like this. She's been in three or four relationships over the past few years, and every single time, she'll randomly pick fights with her bf just to get a rise out of him. It usually works, and the guys she attracts love the drama too, so the majority of time spent in ANY relationship for her consists of fighting, carping, nagging, and arguing. She thrives on it.
I don't understand it either, b/c my idea of a good time is lounging on the couch watching Star Trek with the bf....I'm a boring old square. But she always knows the right buttons to push. I've backed out of the friendship for the most part because it's been really one sided and revolving around her drama. She shows no signs of changing any time soon. Luckily she's in a different city....so I can let bygones be bygones.
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It's PHELPS time!
long time lurker here
I remember the days when Sofia was with Enrique Iglesias and other hot spanish celebs. She doesn't deserve this scumbag. Oh the Spanish media will have a field day with this trust.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:43pm.
A whole lot of people just love a drama-filled relationship.
I cannot understand it.
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I think it excites them, for some reason. "Look! A firey, exciting person WANTS ME!"
Two. Years.
What annoys me about Sofia Vergara is all the damn commercials she's in...Cover girl, Pepsi, Kmart, Burger King.
I wouldn't be surprised if she capitalized on her wedding Star Jones style with all the fricken pimping she's doing.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:12pm.
She's 40 and has a grown son.
Really tragic to still be doing the "bad boy" thing, isn't it?
I give it two months.
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Agreed.
She's gorgeous and he's a horse face. Reminds me of Raquel Welch when she married that homely horse face Andre something.... which she later dumped at the local horse rescue if I remember correctly. Run Sofia!
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"Sorry, daddy, I'm not gonna do that and you can't make me 'cause I'm taller than you" Suri Cruise
^ fucking hilarious (and true)!!
Ps- does this mean Trace Cyrus is destined to marry a latina hottie?
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Dog, I wouldn't mind having her body (and hair), but I sure wouldn't trade my brain for hers. And like M.E., I gave up drama boys a long time ago.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm