Spaz de la Huerta Is In Love, Or Something
It's been way too long since we've all caught up with everyone's favorite delicate gutter blossom, so here's the always stunning Spaz de la Huerta shuffling around the streets of Manhattan with a lucky piece who gets to wake up in the afternoon next to the humanized version of his hangover.
You know this love is going to last forever, because a couple that sucks fags together, stays together. I just hope that this new piece doesn't change Spaz's impeccable and genius sense of style. After a night of boozing until you've barfed your soul out into a trash can on the street, don't you hate it when judgmental whores have to ask you if you've had another rough night? Well, you can take a page from Spaz's look book and always do yourself up like you've had a rough night so bitches can stop asking. Just always look like the broke off and dozed off mom who embarrasses her child when she takes them to school in the morning wearing her night gown, chanclas and raggedy hair that can make a brush cry real tears.
And Spaz's new piece better bring his best dick game if he wants to stick around, because he has Elvis' ghost to compete with.
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ew, I just saw that picture of her butthole...wtf...does she have that condition called "elephant butt?" looks quite well-worn
Since we are on the subject, I am a residential counselor in a group home, I am at work now, and we have a client who smells like, how can I describe it...have you ever smelled an old, rotten dog house--like YEARS of rotten urine and feces....yeah...he's relatively young..50's but wears diapers and doesn't change them enough (mental illness) so yeah, I wanna cry the whole time I'm here.....
I must be insensate at almost midnight because I read most of this thread and it didn't bother me. The only smell I know that survives a good shower--with soap--is kim chee. That's because it's beneath the skin, in the pores.
Ughhhhh, damn you all for talking about nastiness when I just got out of my job.
I'm an evening residential assistant in an assisted living facility which basically means I take care of old people at night in a place that's one step above a nursing home.
So, one of my tasks as a residential assistant is to give residents a sponge bath if it's their day to take one. Tonight when I was about to start washing a male resident with a wash cloth I noticed a wash cloth was already in his bathroom sink so I picked it up and a goddamn turd rolled out. I started screaming on the inside, but on the outside I calmly moved the wash cloth to the side of the sink until I could take the towels to the laundry room. I have residents who doodoo while I'm washing them, but I expect it so it doesn't phase me as much. A surprise turd out of nowhere in a random place is a huge shock.
And there's always pee and doodoo remnants all over the bathroom floors, I mean like a glob of poo here, a pool of pee there, splatter all over the toilet, a smidge of dooky under the sink, so what the fuck, where is housekeeping? Supposedly they work during the day but whoever they are, they suck at their job because the bathroom floors are a biohazard. And this is a high class for-profit facility, not one of those crappy homes you see on the news.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:28pm.
I remember standing next to a woman at the bank and I smelt baking bread! It was awful! I wanted to cry because I knew what was up.
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huh?? did it smell...er..."yeasty?" I mean, doesn't bread baking in the oven usually smell good?
or was it one of those weird flavors, like sourdough or rye?
Okay, i think I've about lost my appetite. lol
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:27pm.
There's a woman in my hometown who has an infamously stinky pussy. I had three guys tell me how bad it was. One guy said he could smell it through her jeans.
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Sound like the woman had a long, unchecked, symptomatic bacterial infection! Disgusting!!!!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:27pm.
One guy said he could smell it through her jeans.
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*cries, gags & dies*
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 1:46pm.
Gigaboob -- not only smoke & armpits, but throw in some nasty crotch stank, too, and some dried-up urine as well.
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Ewwwww...LOL, why do you girls INSIST on being boner killers? When they show some strapping dude you never hear us saying "hey I'll bet he has helmet cheese, or "I'll bet he doesn't wipe his ass properly and he has dingle-berries hanging off his taint hair" !!!!
LOL!!!!!
He looks decidedly homosexual.
I fucking hate myself for clinking on Perez' link. Shit I need brain bleach.
she looks a little like joss stone.. If i could reshape her eyebrows and give her a nice hair-dooooo i could make her 100xs better looking..
but she strikes me as one who doesn't have a single f*ck to give.
looks like she met her perfect match.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:56pm.
...it looks like there is a screaming baby-bird trying to escape from her corn-hole.
UBF, with a description like that, I don't need to click the link! BLEEHHHH!
Spaz reminds me of someone I used to know; I just can't remember the details. Whoever it is, though, I'm sure that woman stinks, too.
Spaz is always a good source of the crazy. She is a delusional moonbat. I kind of like her for that but I do wish she'd wash her hair once in a while, and use some eyeliner.
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It's PHELPS time!
There's a woman in my hometown who has an infamously stinky pussy. I had three guys tell me how bad it was. One guy said he could smell it through her jeans.
A few years later, my girlfriend of the time was telling me how she liked sex so much that she only turned it down one time. She turned it down because the girl's pussy stank so bad. She just pulled her head back, made up an excuse, and left. I asked her if it was J----------- S-----------. Her eyes popped open wide and she said, "How do you know?!" Oh, haha, we got a good laugh out of that one.
Love shmove. I poop on it.
Telling your friend you slept with his fiance is a no no.
Spazzy looks beautiful, young and sexy. Thumbnail #7 where she's sitting looking off to her right, looks like an artistic photograph - stunning! Nice skin, without any make-up.
Love that simple dress. Anyone know whose it from?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:12pm.
No, I don't eat cranberries. :P
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:40pm.
So, uh, yeah. Have fun.
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have fun? not sure if you read my entire post but I said it did not happen a second time... that stinky is actually engaged to a friend...
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I did read the post. I meant "have fun", more in the sense of "this is what can go wrong with that wonderful orifice, *evil cackling*".
Sorry. Should have made that clearer.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:28pm.
I remember standing next to a woman at the bank and I smelt baking bread! It was awful! I wanted to cry because I knew what was up.
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Lol, that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I would have stood there and wept.
That's kinda creepy Jack. So you go over there for dinner and think "Gee I had her muff in my mouth". Pass the cranberries...
Taking pics of your chocolate starfish. Klassy.
*vomits*
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:02pm.
No, guys don't talk about shit like that... if I told every friend I have that I had slept with their gf/wife before they got together I would have no friends...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Twatty-
Ah yes, the pics of Spaz' asshole. No amount of drugs or booze will erase that from my memory but I'll keep trying.
UBF & Gardening Girl -- I know, Spaz' mother must be so proud of her for that assholio picture, don't ya think??? My mother would have thrown me out of the house & disowned me forever!
jack -- I'm trying to think of a way to bring it up to your friend without saying you slept with her. Can you just say, "hey, dude, she smells funny, like B.O. funny." I don't know -- do guys talk about that kind of stuff with their guy friends? Girls certainly do! I'd hate to see my friend wind up with some stinky creature. And if they live together, their whole house will be funkified, and you'll have to visit their funkified house -- it will not be good, jack!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:26pm.
Yes yes's and peen sticks must be clean before sessy times.
Thats what a girls saliva is for!
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
This is the best anti-smoking ad in years.
You`re welcome: (edited, cause i cant spell)
http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Paz-De-La-Hueta-Tits-Vag-Ass-N...
it looks like there is a screaming baby-bird trying to escape from her corn-hole.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
How am I suppose to pull the goalie with all this stink talk? loL!
I've never seen two people who look more odd for not having appropriate tatooing.
She had a picture taken of her asshole? Um for why a 8x10 of her starfish?
She still looks like she smells (cigarettes! gag) but she also looks like she's actually gotten some sleep....she doesn't have the usual eye baggage. I agree with those who've said she looks younger and pretty in these pics.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:43pm.
LOL, yea, that's it... an "entity"... and I can't imagine him marrying her... of course, I can't bring it up or he'll know I slept with her...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
youarestupid -- I think Spaz thinks she's so naturally beautiful that she thinks she doesn't need any makeup, that's my theory. I've known chicks like that, they think they're so naturally hot. Spaz, get a clue, you're not beautiful; in fact, you're pretty damn homely.
doncorleone -- hey, hon! I know, isn't she gross? I bet she has a few STDs, too. After all, she's the one who's had many pictures taken of her by that gross pedo Terry Richardson. Remember the picture she had taken of her asshole? Classy, real classy, Spaz.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:40pm.
So, uh, yeah. Have fun.
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have fun? not sure if you read my entire post but I said it did not happen a second time... that stinky is actually engaged to a friend...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
jack -- did you watch "Seinfeld"? Remember the B.O. in Jerry's car that wouldn't go away? He referred to it as "the entity." I would imagine the bride-to-be has that kind of odor. I can't imagine someone that stinks so bad is getting married. Can't the dude smell that funk?
This is the only woman on earth who doesn't believe in the mystical powers of mascara. Someone needs to give her directions to the nearest Dior counter.
@Jack:
I just had to Google possible causes (stinking after a shower is quite an achievement). Most of it seemed to revolve around STDs, but there was also the joys of bacterial vaginosis and vaginitis:
http://www.medicinenet.com/vaginal_odor/symptoms.htm
So, uh, yeah. Have fun.
I am not fucking kidding, every time I see a picture of this shithead, I feel like I have to take a shower. She is so fucking disgusting, a walking STD. Jesus
Having the STANK after a shower? I'd be at the doctor's office still dripping wet.
They make douches and medications and shit for that.
I saw an episode of Mystery Diagnosis with a woman who had a horrible odor problem no matter what she did. It turned out she had some kind of liver condition.
jack -- an "odor problem"??? You're a brave man, jack. I would have been like, "I'm out of here, it's been nice knowing you" and I would have sped out the door. And I'm with Gardening Girl -- how do you stink AFTER a shower???
Whamo -- even musky is bad. Any scent is bad in my book.
That guy looks like Curtis Kulig, whose art is better known as "Love Me"
http://according2g.com/2011/10/scripture-by-curtis-kulig-and-skullphone/
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:30pm.
HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO STINK AFTER A SHOWER???
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I don't know, but it was fucking horrible. We actually had a conversation (after we had sex) about her odor problem... she told me no matter what she did she could not get it to go away... She is currently engaged to a friend of mine and I am dying to ask him if she got that odor problem fixed because I cannot fucking IMAGINE smelling that again... it was seriously like B.O..... fuck
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
A great smelling lover is so important to sexual attraction. That does not mean someone who is covered in cologne or masked with patchouli oil but clean smelling skin.
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Off topic, but it fits the gross undertone:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/07/10/matthew-hammond-high-bath-salts-a...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO STINK AFTER A SHOWER???
I remember standing next to a woman at the bank and I smelt baking bread! It was awful! I wanted to cry because I knew what was up.