The World's Fattest Living Woman Is Sexing The Pounds Off
At 728 pounds, Pauline Potter only agreed to take the Guinness Book of World Records title of the World's Heaviest Living Woman because she thought it would shame her into losing a major dollop of chunk. It didn't work and shoving 10,000 calories a day into her eatin' hole only made her fatter and fatter. I think my eyeballs gained 1 pound each just from reading that. That was almost a year ago and just when Pauline Potter thought she was going to eat her way to a permanent date with a quadruple-wide coffin, a savior in the form of her ex-husband's dick came a calling.
Pauline's ex-husband Alex had seen her picture in the paper and seeing her again after 3 years made him want to wade in her fupa layers of ecstasy. Alex paid a visit to his ex-wife and as soon as she saw him, the gallons of panty pudding came gushing out. (No, I'm sure it's actual panty pudding and you can buy it at your local Kroger's.) Pauline tells Closer (via DM) that Alex did 100 push-ups to build up his arm strength, strapped an oxygen mask to his face, held up her great wall of fupa and went in. Alex humped on her so good that she didn't want him to stop. They did it six times that day. Pauline's mouth can't get enough of eating Big Macs and her coochie can't get enough of eating her ex-husband's peen.
Pauline's words to Closer about this are so damn romantically beautiful that it's like the writer of 50 Shades of Grey wrote them herself:
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session – it’s great exercise just jiggling around. I hadn’t had sex in three years, but we did it six times! He took charge as I couldn’t move much, but he was so attentive. I orgasm every time. We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too. My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
"I drape a nice sheet over me" is the most romantic line of poetry I've ever read.
Pauline still gobbles up Big Macs and nuggets, but her marathon sexercise sessions with Alex have melted 98 pounds from her body in the past 7 months. Pauline is hoping she can fuck her way to her goal weight of 532 pounds. Alex is happy to help even though it could cost him his LIFE!
"It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area. But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”
There are really no words for this, so I'll just say, keep fucking that chicken, Pauline. Actually, that just gave me a visual I didn't need today. I should've stopped at "no words."
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That's how Kim k. Stay small who knew.
he simply stuck one of his legs in and stump down but most likely shoved dead gerbils, scabs, lost sanitary napkins, mildewed buns, rotten meat and green hohos back into her hole. Humans can be the most grotesque beasts on earth!!
PLEASE catch the movie Feed:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445965/
Please.
Then let's GAB!!!
Its like having sex with a virgin, he never fucks the same rolls twice.
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat
since when was this site politically correct? Wrong website ladies
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You don't understand the meaning of 'politically correct'. This is the epitome of a politically correct site.
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I would be delighted for you to explain your interpretation of politically correct. If you are not using your sarcasm button please highlight my misunderstandings
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat
since when was this site politically correct? Wrong website ladies
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You don't understand the meaning of 'politically correct'. This is the epitome of a politically correct site.
Submitted by gladyslove on Wed, 07/11/2012 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:51pm.
Oh and gladyslove..
There are so many fat shamers on here, don't waste your time. Insecurity is rampant and painful, particularly when expressed in the "Meme" voice aka "Can I haz yours approvals?" anonymity is so brave .
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I think that 98% of the bloggers on here are non accepting of anything that isn't skinny gay liberals who love sucking off the government while promoting abortion. They rail against any religion, morality, the military, limited government, pro-lifers, conservatives and republicans.
Pretty narrow minded intolerant behavior for a group of people that demands total acceptance for a deviant lifestyle.
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since when was this site politically correct? Wrong website ladies
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Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:51pm.
Oh and gladyslove..
There are so many fat shamers on here, don't waste your time. Insecurity is rampant and painful, particularly when expressed in the "Meme" voice aka "Can I haz yours approvals?" anonymity is so brave .
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I think that 98% of the bloggers on here are non accepting of anything that isn't skinny gay liberals who love sucking off the government while promoting abortion. They rail against any religion, morality, the military, limited government, pro-lifers, conservatives and republicans.
Pretty narrow minded intolerant behavior for a group of people that demands total acceptance for a deviant lifestyle.
Her goal weight!
And he probably has to punch her clit to make her orgasm. just gotta make sure to pull the arm out before it gets swallowed.
How does he know he is fucking her punane and not just sliding his dick between the greasy layers of fat???
I mean with that much fat folds squashing each other, you could just grab a two chunks of fat, squish it together and stick your dick between it.
and it would feel like a tight hole and if bitch sweats like a pig on roast, that would probably mimic a warm wet tight hole.
What is pathetic is that her goal weight is 532 pounds. That's still freaking massive!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
good for them!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
You know you're fat when there's no difference between your upskirt and your downblouse.
Bitches, please! As if most of us on here haven't fucked worse while on a drunken rampage!
Oh and gladyslove..
There are so many fat shamers on here, don't waste your time. Insecurity is rampant and painful, particularly when expressed in the "Meme" voice aka "Can I haz yours approvals?" anonymity is so brave .
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" I don't care what anybody says about me, as long as it isn't true."
Dorothy Parker
Ha! I love how upset and pearl clutching fat + sex makes so many of you assholes! Lol. Eugenics? Really? Too bad it's too late for you..
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" I don't care what anybody says about me, as long as it isn't true."
Dorothy Parker
Maybe for some kinky sex, she can get a nice fish net comforter to wear. Bet her puddin is so stretched out her public hairs are an inch apart.
Well, I guess when someone hits the 700 pound mark, we can be sure she is into oral pleasure with low impulse control. And if a woman hasn't had sex for six years, the orgasms come fast and furious. Needless to say, there is some mega enabling going on here.
Anyway, I have always said that if a man is turned on by that sort of thing, he need never sleep alone...
Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:47pm.
Sockie!!!!!!!!!
*peeking head out of hamper* *waving* Hi, Mike!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:35pm.
Sockie!!!!!!!!!
Why the fuck did I just read that entire post?! Why the fucking why!?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly
I don't know which story gives me the most sads-- this one, Octomom porn with baby clothes in the background, or anything with Courtney Stodden...
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...I share a birthday with MK...
I am happy for her. I really don't date much. I have learned to be okay with it. Most guys come around after being my friend a few years and say I intimidated them until they got to know me. If this lady found companionship, more power to her.
Eta it is frustrating to read though
Submitted by chinchilla on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:47pm.
"Wish I could unread that."
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I got the visual too. Pass the brain bleach bottle when you're done with it please.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:00pm.
Why did they have to tell this to everyone?
So we can partake vicariously in their pleasure.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:31pm.
Just a quick comment:
If a nice-looking girl walks into a bar... chances are pretty good there are plenty of horny males to choose from. You only have to smile. Then.. orgasms happen an hour or sooner later. Trust.
Actually, if you wait around long enough you can be borderline f-ugly and get lucky. A surprising number of guys will "settle" when options are very limited.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:31pm.
Just a quick comment:
If a nice-looking girl walks into a bar... chances are pretty good there are plenty of horny males to choose from. You only have to smile. Then.. orgasms happen an hour or sooner later. Trust.
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ROFL! what bars do you frequent, Andrei? I have never had such luck with the menfolk in bars, back when I was in my single days.
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NOT TRUE
Sure, you'll get laid. But it's more likely that his dick will be small and he will have some excuse for getting off in less than a minute. WASTE OF TIME. Bring your "A" game, because I'm bringing mine!
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:31pm.
Just a quick comment:
If a nice-looking girl walks into a bar... chances are pretty good there are plenty of horny males to choose from. You only have to smile. Then.. orgasms happen an hour or sooner later. Trust.
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Agreed!! Some women make the mistake of going to nice, expensive bars, but if you go to more divy bars, or just less expensive ones you'll definitely meet a guy. Sports bars are always good. .
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:10pm.
I haven't read all the comments, but I believe this gal added one too many zeros. I think sex burns about 50 calories, but for sure it's nowhere near 500. An hour of Zumba burns 500 calories.
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For a normal size person, it's probably 50 calories. when you're 8,000 lbs., it probably takes 500 calories just to move everything aside. it's all exponential.
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I agree with this. When I was 70 pounds heavier and went on a run, I'd burn a good 600 calories. Now, I run the same and don't even burn half that. PISSES ME OFF. But I have to admit it is easier to run now, so whatever. I take the deficit out of my food. I'd rather do that than be that big again.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 8:31pm.
Just a quick comment:
If a nice-looking girl walks into a bar... chances are pretty good there are plenty of horny males to choose from. You only have to smile. Then.. orgasms happen an hour or sooner later. Trust.
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ROFL! what bars do you frequent, Andrei? I have never had such luck with the menfolk in bars, back when I was in my single days.
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It's PHELPS time!
Just a quick comment:
If a nice-looking girl walks into a bar... chances are pretty good there are plenty of horny males to choose from. You only have to smile. Then.. orgasms happen an hour or sooner later. Trust.
Submitted by Fronika on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 4:20pm.
He's even sicker in the head than she is and that's saying something. Feeder and his freak. Are there any woman out there who fancy gigantic lard-arse men?
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Depends on how much money he has.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:35pm.
I'm obsessed with this British show "Supersize vs Superskinny" where they make an obese person and an underweight person eat each other's diets for a week.
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Yeah, "Supersize vs Superskinny" is something to see. I am always stunned with the amount of food the people eat, and don't eat when they do their food intake assessments. The amount of food the Supersizes take in at one meal is mind blowing.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Why did they have to tell this to everyone?
Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:22pm.
that description of the sexy sheets, and almost not being able to breathe, I don't know if I should cry tears of joy, envy or just plain horror...that is the craziest shit I have ever heard, and what about all the great looking men and women who never get laid, so we all have to gain 500 plus pounds to have sex now??? What the fuck kind of world is this????
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ummmm. If you're a great-looking woman and you're not getting laid -- it's probably because you're picky, and not just going to screw *just anybody* ..... seriously .. if you really are looking to just get laid -- there are no shortage of ordinary guys out there willing to accomodate you. I AM POSITIVE.
the kind of guys who would go for a great land whale, are not probably someone you would want to pork anyhow ... ?
Guys. are a different matter. even great looking guys probably have trouble sometimes finding a willing chick they find do-able...
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 7:10pm.
I haven't read all the comments, but I believe this gal added one too many zeros. I think sex burns about 50 calories, but for sure it's nowhere near 500. An hour of Zumba burns 500 calories.
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For a normal size person, it's probably 50 calories. when you're 8,000 lbs., it probably takes 500 calories just to move everything aside. it's all exponential.
massively obese people lose weight faster with less effort. the first few hundred will probably drop right off with some simple restraint in the food department. then they'll plateau somewhere around 300-400 Lbs.
Fat, skinny, gorgeous, homely, black, white, whatever the hell else...I do not want to hear about your fuck times. I hope TLC, Oxygen, Discovery, and all the other stations that run these "My Weird and Depraved Sex Addiction" shows all die in a fire.
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It's PHELPS time!
Wish I could unread that.
I read every last one of these comments with tears in my eyes. Well done, demons, well done
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I'm obsessed with this British show "Supersize vs Superskinny" where they make an obese person and an underweight person eat eachother's diets for a week. On one episode the supersize person actually went and met Pauline (I think this was from last year) and the way she talked then was that she was fat BECAUSE of him, that he liked bigger women and kept encouraging her to gain weight during their 9 year relationship.
Personally, I think in situations like this the people taking care of these morbidly, morbidly obese people should be brought up on criminal charges. There has to be some abuse or negligence statutes out there to protect these people who are clearly so mentally unbalanced they can't think rationally.
that description of the sexy sheets, and almost not being able to breathe, I don't know if I should cry tears of joy, envy or just plain horror...that is the craziest shit I have ever heard, and what about all the great looking men and women who never get laid, so we all have to gain 500 plus pounds to have sex now??? What the fuck kind of world is this????
Six times???!!!
*counts fingers and toes*
That's six more times than me....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Ta-Ra-Ra BOOM-DE-AY
Let's fuck the fat away
Ta-Ra-Ra BOOM-DE-AY
Let's do it right away!
I haven't read all the comments, but I believe this gal added one too many zeros. I think sex burns about 50 calories, but for sure it's nowhere near 500. An hour of Zumba burns 500 calories.
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:42pm.
First of all.. when you stop thinking of anal sex as dirty or taboo, the more your arguments will make sense. Vaginal sex can equal consequences, too.. I know quite a few girls who have sex on their period.
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In my experience, girls have way more hangups about period sex than guys do. Me, I absolutely refuse. Too messy, and I don't care to ruin any towels.
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It's PHELPS time!
If he knocks her up, Guiness can give the kid "World's Youngest Mountainclimber" when he finds his way out.
Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:42pm.
First of all.. when you stop thinking of anal sex as dirty or taboo, the more your arguments will make sense. Vaginal sex can equal consequences, too.. I know quite a few girls who have sex on their period.
Obesity is something all on its own as a topic. As is poop.
This Queen has a case of Le Jealousies. I'm totally average, height, weight, etc., and I have a fraction of her sex life. Alas an ex forced sexy times on me when I didn't want it, so I'm slightly demented about sex now. I just spend all my time watching AC360.
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
Submitted by Andrei on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 6:30pm.
Bringing up gay sex on a post not about gay sex is not dumb? You must think about rectal sphincters a lot.
I brought the issue up because people's hateful comments about this woman's obesity and obesity in general and how obese people smell after using the bathroom isn't any worse than gays participating in sex and the potential smell that comes from that.
For being a blog so adamant about the rights of discriminated people, whey is there so much bashing of obesity? Isn't that being a little hypocritical?
No. If this chuck was anorexic and 70 lbs and going in about her sex life, that would be gross, too. Being mordibly obese IS gross, just like being morbidly thin. The person is very ill, and an aversion to copulate with that person must be biological. A terminally ill patient is a sexual being who is entitled to have sex, but I doubt most us would want to linger on the details.