Afternoon Crumbs
And now for gift from The Glittery Gaysians of YouTube. Here's a bright shiny Asian jewel showing Beyonce up by recreating her video using only a MacBook Pro, his parent's house, a few of his friends, a budget of almost zero and a wardrobe (aka a Snuggie) that is a million times more stylish than anything House of Dereon has ever designed. Keep the Visine handy, because this will blow glitter in your eyes from all different angles. - Crunk + Disorderly
Disappointment is the reaction I felt after seeing that the second coming of Jesus isn't wearing a lace front - Lainey Gossip
How to make a gay-friendly Chick-Fil-A sandwich - Towleroad
Oh, here's Nicole Kidman and a stached Clive Owen boning as the world ends - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I wonder what the Oxycontin pill that is Rush Limbaugh is going to say when he finds out that Catwoman gets her birth control from Gotham City's Planned Parenthood? - The Superficial
Blake NotSoLively is one of those "I don't work out! I eat whatever I want! BLAH BLAH BLAH" hos - Celebitchy
Something to feed your "dudes in suspenders" fetish - The Berry
Kim Kuntrashian is only screaming because she's afraid her plastic face is going to fly off - ICYDK
Katie Holmes' prayers for Tommy Girl to God were somehow redirected to Xenu's voicemail - Videogum
Miley Cyrus' dog looks really excited about going on a long ass flight with these two - Popsugar
Did the director have to ruin the shot of Milo Ventimiglia's ass by including Adam Sandler's face in it? - (NSFW) OMG Blog
"I carry myself in a more manly way" - The Lesbeaver - Just Jared
But more importantly, it's not okay that Nicole ScherMINGEr looks like the Fly Girls' old wardrobe closet shat all over her - Celebslam
Wheelchair Jimmy's new palace fittingly looks like a mini Playboy mansion - Cityrag
Carlton better sing his rendition of Ebony & Ivory at his wedding - SOW
Janet Jackson should really be furious at the ho who did her makeup - I'm Not Obsessed
Why is Alessandra Ambrosio wearing Gay Al's favorite night shirt to the beach? - Popoholic
Elton John has a good explanation for why he never publicly came out about his undying love for peen - Hollywood Rag
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Dark-sided!
People don't have to "come out" as straight, and it irritates the shit out of me that homos are expected to do that. Fucking heteronormativity. I say just don't make assumptions about people's preferences and proclivities, full stop.
Elton's completely right. As if people would think, hmmmm, maybe he does like ladies; I mean, he's never actually SAID he's gay ...
Dude is queerer than a $3 bill and anyone who didn't know that is a complete dumbass.
Sorry, I've got a serious case of the BABIES!!!! and it's making me super cranky this morning.
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Devil's advocate.
the video looks like something from glee
firstly, the gay asians of youtube creep me out. because even though they are gay, they don't fuck much or at all. its like their fuck parts dont exist, but that is better than the other type of gay asian, the slutty gay asians, who are extremely slutty, and will steal your boyfriend if you looked away for 2 seconds.
nicole kidma.....zzzzzzzz
blake recently told a magazine she believes she was born to play marilyn monroe or something. i think she was born to fuck every nasty studio exec, cuz how else is she ho famous.
as for elton not coming out, its pretty obvious, i mean hosting a gay orgy party and shit doesnt exactly scream STRAIGHT guy. obviously Elton is competing to be the next contestant on mastermind, subject matter : the fucking obvious.
How has the Earth not tilted off its axis yet from the combined egos of Kim Kartrashian and CAPS LOCK WEST? it defies the laws of physics.
Those are some stunning eyes on Paris Jackson. She really is gorgeous, and seems like a nice kid, too. Reminds me of that Nat Geo cover.
Normally I don't care for Blake Lively, but she's right about cooking. I think it's very romantic.
Miley's fiance gives off a jerk vibe. I can't pinpoint why, but I don't like this guy. He's going to cheat on her. Not that any marriage involving a Cyrus is going to last anyway...
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Paris Jackson IS gorgeous. There is no way Debbie Rowe is her biological mother.
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Paquita, I had to look up toloache. Where has that been all my life?! Now we know Blake's secret!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:23pm.
Janet's makeup...If they shoot another planet of the apes they should just give her a call and yell ACTION!
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Lmao! What the hell is going on? 50 fucking shades of wrong on her face!
That sex scene was HOT! I kept imaging my face over Nicole's. Oh, to have Clive Owen all over me. OMG...
Chick-fil-A chicken is the worst I've ever had. Give me Whataburger's chicken strips any day!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:26pm.
I think Flake has pretty hair and a nice body, even when it's a little chunky, but her face is meh and she is a bad actress. Plus she sleeps with other people's husbands, and I guess she lies now too lol.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:41pm.
Flake Lively
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Flake..lol!! Man ole Flake doesn't get much love here on the D that's for sure
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:48pm.
Paris Jackson is preternaturally gorgeous.
Her eyes are positively disarming.
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Indeed, her eyes are so pretty it hurts!
Janet's makeup...If they shoot another planet of the apes they should just give her a call and yell ACTION!
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:06pm.
What is the purpose of even saying that?
So we're jealous of her and her perfect life of course. =P
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Janet Jackson, who started acting at age 0, has an opinion, and that's not even the best part. It's based on "Michael Jackson's Guide to Raising Healthy Children," (comes with a feathered face mask!)
She should really take a seat, and that seat should be at Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis' studio.
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I believe Blake doesn't work out hard core as she does not look exactly athletic but she DOES NOT eat whatever she wants! What is the purpose of even saying that?
The Hemingway sex scene is haawt! whooo.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:48pm.
Paris Jackson is preternaturally gorgeous.
Her eyes are positively disarming.
Flake Lively is such a liar. I've seen pictures of her looking chubby, bitch is not nautrally thin. Not very long ago I seen pictures of her in a swimsuit with a big ass and big legs, which who cares, but she doesn't need to lie.
not-so-lively was quoted as saying she wanted girls (or drag queens) for kids so they can inherit her wardrobe. Let's hope they (little girls or little drag queens) inherit that fucking nose.
blake's old face:
http://www.mydochub.com/images/blake-lively-nose-job.jpg
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:15pm.
Not onlye pre-nosejob but pre-boobjob
LaChaylo... are you familiar with toloache? She totally uses those polvos magicos.
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Paquita, she puts some polvo mágico in her food or some voodoo shit, because she is totally fug. When she's remembers she's not Marilyn Monroe, she's so obviously awkward.
Aw hell MK. Now Kim is going to come out with some all purpose, water and pee proof body glue, for the hairiest of bodies and situations.
work it gaysian!
Anybody seen Blake pre-nose job? Major meh. Amazing what a little teaking of the nose can do.
on that "I don't workout and don't diet shit"- please tell what illicit diet drug she is on, 'cuz i want it stat.
Hekki - I know, they were at LAX too...hotter than Hades there.
This is another trick I just can't with, too desperate.
E: I can't talk on the phone and type on the computer at the same time to save my life.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:59pm.
Blake's weight must go straight to her nose and delusional, fat head.
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I read what she said in that interview... OMG! I bet she cooked with Leo Dicatchaho and with Ben Affleck and with beady eye green lantern and the list goes on.
She is FUG in the face!
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Spider, I'm wondering why the jeans and knee-high boots. It's July!
ETA: I thought maybe they were in Australia, where it's winter. But no. LA must have opposite weather. Or celebs are always cold.
Blake's weight must go straight to her nose and delusional, fat head.
DONE!!! @jack
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:55pm.
@jack..... now she has her friends hidden! hahaha
post something....
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@jack..... now she has her friends hidden! hahaha
post something....
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When and why did Cyrus dye/cut her hair? There was no papgasm photos? Wtf did she lose all the phone numbers?
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Completely agree... that kid is a genius. It is the first time I ever loved a Beyonce song, in video format. And he was killing it.
Paris Jackson is preternaturally gorgeous.
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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:39pm.
Yup. I'm the one in a white shirt and tie holding bottle of miller lite...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
When did Janet get the wonk?
Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:36pm.
Drake looks white, with a slight tinge of black. He reminds me of the half white, half black kids I went to school with: They acted totally white all the way through middle school, and then when they got to high school they realized they could get popular if they played up their blackness. And thus they totally changed their personality and became the blackest suburbanites of all time. It was like, "Your parents work at Microsoft, calm down."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAa
A girl I know "dated" Drake, and by that I mean they fucked, and he paid her tickets for like 3 months to go where he was. Cute girl from Venezuela, but nothing speshul.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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I LOVE the gaysian guy!!! He's adorable and talented. :)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:35pm.
“I feel like I carry myself in a more manly way. I don’t carry myself as a boy.”- Lezbeaver.
yeah I suppose he's more butched up now than back in the day (a year ago) when he was on some Spanish magazine cover in full eye makeup...that shizz was dragalectible. 8-P
He is too cute. Bey would be proud.
Paris Jackson is gorgeous and I think in a few more years she's going to be absolutely stunning.
Those eyes!
hey jack, I'm back..... I think from what I read that you have Chiri on facebook. Which is the only Dlisted I have.
amiright?
ps. Lesbieber likes the taste of balls.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Drake looks white, with a slight tinge of black. He reminds me of the half white, half black kids I went to school with: They acted totally white all the way through middle school, and then when they got to high school they realized they could get popular if they played up their blackness. And thus they totally changed their personality and became the blackest suburbanites of all time. It was like, "Your parents work at Microsoft, calm down."
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:28pm.
Haha, you're so right. I remember a pic of him from a week or so ago, maybe here, not sure, where he was dressed like a midget white Tupac...WTF? I blame Usher for this madness, and most assuredly, his parents.
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The little bitch actually wears fingerless gloves, FFS! Who dresses him? If someone doesn't beat him to death for extreme douchery first, one day he'll look back and wonder WTF he was thinking dressing that way.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:28pm.
Haha, you're so right. I remember a pic of him from a week or so ago, maybe here, not sure, where he was dressed like a midget white Tupac...WTF? I blame Usher for this madness, and most assuredly, his parents.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:21pm.
I know Dog...I just can't with this kid. He needs his ass paddled, and not in a good way.
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I might be more understanding if he didn't think he was some ghetto hipster. He can't seem to get it through his own head that he's a middle class white boy from Canada, not Homey From the Hood.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:21pm.
I know Dog...I just can't with this kid. He needs his ass paddled, and not in a good way.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I made it thick thecondth... I can't with lisps.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
“I feel like I carry myself in a more manly way. I don’t carry myself as a boy.”
Oh.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Really?
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