The Second Coming Goes To Bergdorf's
I already linked to a few pictures at Lainey of Beyonce struttin' into Bergdorf Goodman in NYC with a huge dollop of Baduizm on her head and little Blue Ivy Carter in her arms, and here's a picture from the inside someone tweeted earlier today. Beyonce and Jay-Z's team of security guard ninjas must've been hungover or some shit, because usually when they see you pull out a cell phone while in the presence of the chosen one, they'll tackle you to the floor, drag you out of the store, throw you into a van, drive you out to a deserted field, drop you into a shaft and before you know it Basement Baby is handing you a plate of hors d'oeuvres made of moth balls as a welcome gift. But that didn't happen and the Internet got the first picture of B.I.C.'s face in six months. She has a whole lot hair! She has a whole lot of cheeks! She has some Jay-Z in the face! Now, every church in the world can update the portrait they have on their Shrine to Blue Ivy Carter.
And I don't know what has Beyonce and Jesus' successor so hypnotized. I'm guessing what they're staring at is covered in rare red diamonds and/or is so expensive that it needs two tags to fit its full price. Because if that wasn't the case, they'd both be yawning while saying "NEXT!" with their eyes.
via E! Online
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This pic should once and for all shut the mouth of all those who were swearing "that's not their biological bahbeh!!!" YIKES!!!
I don't believe Beyonce carried that child, I'm sure they used a surrogate to carry their biological child. Those two think too highly of themselves to raise some "genetically-inferior" spawn and spend money on it.
And yes, black babies DO change quickly, sorry for all those who are spooked by what they don't know.
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Beyonce is not the mother of this child.
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
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No one lives forever
BIC is totally cute!
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Thamar on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:49pm.
Beauty what is it? Definitions are determined by your own cultural views. Takes education to appreciate all the beauty in the world. Seems like many dlisters of a certain type have big gaps in their education and experience. Too bad your world is so constrained by your ignorance. You could change that. :-)
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i think that alot here don't really feel the baby's ungly but are just reacting beyonce's constant lying, being a cunt and constantly pushing herself on the public. she's annoying and people are sick of her. and on that note, the baby isn't ugly at all which, in agreeance with gucci, i feel the child isn't theirs.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
*steps back onto soapbox*
AND ANOTHER THING!
I find it funny that the same people who complained because she was hiding the baby's face "no one cares about your purchased baby you 1%'er asshole etc." are probably those the quickest to call her ugly now. I mean, I'm not shedding a tear for Beyonce, she can cry into her millions, and to be honest she probably doesn't care, but really, there's a difference between snarking, or calling out celebrities on the actual stupid things they do, and hating for the sake of hating, and the latter just makes you seem like miserable cunts. If she shouldn't cover her face and she's ugly when she uncovers her, what option are you leaving her? Leave her at home all the time? "OMG SHE'S OUT AGAIN WITHOUT HER BABY SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A HORRIBLE MOTHER WHO JUST HAD A BABY TO GET PRESS!!!". I mean, its become predictable now and when you ONLY ever have negative things to say it strips you of your credibility b/c you're obviously not being objective.
And to me this is the reason we come to Dlisted as opposed to a Perezhilton who was just indescriminately hateful (back in he day) and was called out as a bully rightfully so. MK snarks on everyone but with humor, affection and reserve.
Its starting to seem like the commenters here don't match up with the site.
**waiting for the predictable responses telling me to go elsewhere if I don't like it
ppl in this country are really dumb and ignorant.
Sorry Americans who possess cultural sensitivity and some semblance of intelligence(I know you exist), you're taking the blame for your lesser, louder brethren (we intelligent poc's have been doing it for decades)
I'd never fault a non-Black person for not knowing that Black babies' skin tone and hair texture changes over time (innocent ignorance) but why do you then go and claim that because of that she must have 'rented a black baby from some welfare mother.' (can't remember which idiot commenter said it but its on page 4). There are so many insulting and racist implications in that statement I won't even bother to deconstruct it.
I'm also tired of being patient with bigots/racists. We're patient when ppl get in an uproar because one of the characters in the Hunger games was cast with a black girl (WHEN SHE WAS SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN AS BLACK IN THE BOOK), we're patient when Fassbender's new girlfriend is maligned as ugly and unworthy because she's black, we're patient when Issa Rae win's best web series and recieves a racist twitter back lash, we're patient when we're conistently written as stereotypes in movie and film or ignored altogether.
The thing that is most galling is the ppl who feel entitled to their racism. You call them on it and it's 'oh wah wah wah you can't say anything anymore', as though we have to not only be marginalized and dehumanized but we should laugh along too.
Sorry for the long winded post and its not directed to 99% of you but I mean c'mon, racists please get the fuck off Dlisted's comments page, Michael K is not here for that as evidenced by the tone of all his posts. *steps off soapbox*
P.S. - this is directed towards ignorant idiots of all races btw, I'm aware they come in all flavors.
ppl in this country are really dumb and ignorant.
Sorry those of you in this country possesing cultural sensitivity and general intelligence (I know you exist), you're taking the blame for your lesser, louder brethren (we intelligent poc's have been doing it for decades)
I'd never fault a non-Black person for not knowing that Black babies' skin tone and hair texture changes over time (innocent ignorance) but why do you then go and claim that because of that she must have 'rented a black baby from some welfare mother.' (can't remember which idiot commenter said it but its on page 4). There are so many insulting and racist implications in that statement I won't even bother to deconstruct it.
I'm also tired of being patient with aggressively ignorant people. We're patient when ppl get in an uproar because one of the characters in the Hunger games was cast with a black girl (WHEN SHE WAS SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN AS BLACK IN THE BOOK), we're patient when Fassbender's new girlfriend is maligned as ugly and unworthy because she's black, we're patient when Issa Rae win's best web series and recieves a racist twitter back lash (all of this happened within a 2 week span btw), we're patient when we're conistently written as stereotypes in movie and film or ignored altogether.
The thing that is most galling is the ppl who feel entitled to their racism. You call them on it and it's 'oh wah wah wah you can't say anything anymore', as though we have to not only be marginalized and dehumanized but we should laugh along too.
Sorry for the long winded post and its not directed to 99% of you but I mean c'mon, racists please get the fuck off Dlisted's comments page, Michael K is not here for that as evidenced by the tone of all his posts.*steps off soapbox*
PS - this is directed to ignorant ppl of all races btw, I'm fully aware that they come in all colors
Hey, I wasn't trying to be ignorant or racist. Excuse me for not knowing everything there is to know about different types of hair. Every newborn baby that I have known, their hair stayed the same as they got older. If it was straight it stayed straight unless they didn't have much. Then as it grew out it either stayed straight or would curl at the ends. I also never said she was ugly at all. I think she is a cutie pie and I can't tell who she looks like right now.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
the pile of polyester shit on her head is as re-dic as dog the bounty hunter's poly-tachments. fuckin insecure posers pretending to be shit they ain't.
baby takes 14k shits but looks like her dad. fucked up world.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I will not call a baby ugly. It's not right. I WILL say this re: BIC -- she looks just like her daddy. Take it from there....
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:28pm.
oh stfu peckerwood and go back to your regular job of getting mercy fucks from $25 std-ridden Canadian trailer park "strippers."
keep fighting those Carter genes, BIC -- fight long, fight hard!!!
i just can't anymore with the stupidity re:black adult hair, black baby hair, black birthing skin color. ignorant fucks.
i'd bet anything Beyonce is out in that hair as a favor to whomever braided it for her, not so much as a personal fashion statement -- unless she's trying to bring that old ass style back and if so i don't know why because those heavy braids piled on top can make one's neck hurt like hell.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
All I see are cheeeeeeeeks. No lie, B.I.C. Pen is adorable.
Beauty what is it? Definitions are determined by your own cultural views. Takes education to appreciate all the beauty in the world. Seems like many dlisters of a certain type have big gaps in their education and experience. Too bad your world is so constrained by your ignorance. You could change that. :-)
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 8:39am.
just 'cause the Mama's pretty doesn't mean the kid will be pretty.
Exhibit A: Bobbay Kristina
good luck BIC..
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Sad but true. Beyonce herself was fortunate enough to take after her mother, almost exclusively. But baby BIC got that Jigga-Gene. However, she's still such a young baby, and you never know. I am of the opinion that two hots don't always make a right (sorry Shiloh,) and sometimes, unfortunates actually produce attractive people. So I'm gonna be on team BIC.
Also, people go on about how ugly Jay-Z is. He's not so bad, is he? He seems like a friendly and genuine person with a nice smile, who treats his wife like gold, and I guess I think that makes him attractive. Now, Bobbi Kristina didn't stand a chance. Bobby Brown is not attractive, even if he were a good person. Ick, Nast.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
genetics is like math: ugly * ugly = ugly squared
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'homo sapiens' - greatest error committed by nature
They have the same ears.
Strange hairdo does nothing for her, me thinks Jay Z told her to do something to look less like Kim Whoretrashian bcs it does nothing for their popularity, everything she does is cold and calculated, including her "pregnancy" cute surrogate kid tho!! her hair reminds me of a large ball of yarn
She's chubby like an over stuffed down pillow.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 8:45am.
hehehe :) he and I share the same hair style!!!
@TropicalTangerine and EdDallas I.E the same fucking person:
Niclole Bitchie's site smells of ass crack due to the owner of the site (and in addition every single poster there)always having her head up beyonce's disease infested butthole; incidentally i think you'd fit in perfectly there. But if you do decide to stay among us you better grow a thick foreskin now and accept that we here-for the most part-don't like her and we aint never ever keepin quiet about how we feel. Are you ok with this? Do you think you're grown up enough to handle these terms? HOPE SO!
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Sooo since I agreed with Ed Dallas we're obviously the same person? zomg ur so smrt. I guess it's ok to say ignorant shit about Beyonce and her baby if the site isn't ran by a black women, right?? Being "grown up" doesn't have shit to do with being accepting of ignorance. Hahaha no one hugged you as a child did they? Was your face rammed in dog poo day in and day out? I'm sorry :( the whole world isn't as shitty as your household you ignorant cunt. *hugs*
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"Those little bitches can cool their asses in a wet puddle of STAY MAD, because Park Ji Mon's got this." - Michael K
Sooo since I agreed with Ed Dallas we're obviously the same person? zomg ur so smrt. I guess it's ok to say ignorant shit about Beyonce and her baby if the site isn't ran by a black women, right?? Being "grown up" doesn't have shit to do with being accepting of ignorance. Hahaha no one hugged you as a child did they? Was your face rammed in dog poo day in and day out? I'm sorry :( the whole world isn't as shitty as your household you ignorant cunt. *hugs*
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"Those little bitches can cool their asses in a wet puddle of STAY MAD, because Park Ji Mon's got this." - Michael K
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:06pm.
Another thing bebehs usually don't come out of the womb with full fros...smh at some of these comments obvious that people haven't been around too many African American or biracial newborns/bebehs. I've seen many Asian or Hispanic looking black newborns whos curls or texture and darker skin tone sets in by 2-3 months.
I'm from one of the whitest countries in the world and even *I* know all this, because all it takes is
(a) some common sense
(b) having stepped foot beyond my own doorstep to see more of the world
(c) A LITTLE LESS ignorance.
But don't expect that from the majority here. They live in swamps.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 8:20am.
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You are a modern day Nick Carraway with your stories and I LOVE it. Write a book. I'm serious. Or at least think about it.
just 'cause the Mama's pretty doesn't mean the kid will be pretty.
Exhibit A: Bobbay Kristina
good luck BIC..
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 8:19am.
MARRY ME.
I am seriously down on one knee here.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:15am.
i don't see why a pair of BLACK socks has to cost $75. considering they were probably mass produced in china by pikachu.
MARRY ME.
I am seriously down on one knee here.
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The irony is Bergdorf's would NEVER allow a similar-looking Jamaican woman w/her kid to sashay through their swank boutique, or sic security to tail them throughout.
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Shes pretty!
I think the baby looks adorable. Gotta love those chubby little legs!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
To all the racist fucks, ya'll do know MK is Latino right? Or are Latinos different from the "others"?
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:44pm.
I LOVE cubby babies. And those babies usually turn out to be the skinny adults.
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lmao. where's the stats on that one.
i love women of all colors because each presents itself as a brand new canvas for makeup art. so what i say is not insulting to her race or heritage. i just have to say it. what the fuuuuck is up with the ball of hair on her head????? a lot of the time i see her with nice hair so i gues im confused. and yeah a bitch has a right to go out in public not caring about their appearance *cough* me at the grocery store in my husbands sweat pants*cough* but come on b. what is this shit.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Holy shit the baby is taking after Jay and not B. Serves them right. Yes I said that. Also I don't like fat babies. I don't like babies in general, but fat babies are a total no no.
What a cutie little baybay. To me she looks like Beyonce's mom.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Whoa. There's a SHIT TON of racism & ignorance swirling around in here. Calling babies ugly & talking about her "stupid African braids". I'm with Ed Dallas that the comments do get more & more hateful by the day. Just because this is DListed does not mean it's ok to be ignorant & borderline racist.
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"Those little bitches can cool their asses in a wet puddle of STAY MAD, because Park Ji Mon's got this." - Michael K
That kid is alright, and happy as hell to be out of the damn blanket.
i bet by the time that baby is 5, she'll be singing about bitches and ho's
that babies ass is bigger than jay leno's chin, and that shit aint rite.
that baby has an ugly jay z, "ima gonna get you suckuh" face.
Submitted by jsl48813 on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:52am.
wow that is so brutal lol
that ugly fucking baby clearly belongs to jay z.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:22am.
LOL if i ever go on trial for pushing a rich old hag at bergdof or barneys, don't worry ill give a shout out to everybody at dlisted on tv as part of my court statement.
But you know, the old hags, they didn't move after I cut through them, they stayed at the top of the escalator... and the people who were coming up the escalator, they were squeezing around the trio and going around them.
but the old hags waited until i was 5 metres away before they said "how rude" and I was soo close to walking back and using my shakira hips dont lie, and nudging all three down the escalator.
Baby's cute, and I'm surprised.
But someone took a huge shit on Bey's head.
Loopy!!! I love you and your stories so much!!! Lmao
It's like you read my mind every day. :) I would have wanted to push that old fart down the escalator, too.
We should all make a pact that if any of us ever go down for a serious crime (and we make it to CNN or Nancy Grace or on one of these blogs), that we show the love to all d-listed horz and Michael K via a shout out. Haha.
www.poopreport.com :)
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I'm scared to walk into Bergdorf Goodman or Barneys, everything you pick up is like expensive.
I picked up a pair of BLACK socks and they were $75! now unless they were hand made by virgins sitting around the garden of eden, and then hand dyed by unicorn and packaged by the easter bunny, i don't see why a pair of BLACK socks has to cost $75. considering they were probably mass produced in china by pikachu.
And don't get me started on Barneys, that place is filled with trust fund babies and old cunts.
in fact, 3 old cunts when i was there, they decided to stop at the top of the escalator and have a chat about the marc jacobs jacket and i was approaching the top and in my mind i was like "damn its gonna be a collision!!!" and there were people behind me. so when i got to the top, i said "excuse me" and cut right through the middle of them, and then old cunt said "how rude".
i swear i was that close to walking back to her and softly nudging the old hag down the escalator.
Salacious...lol.
Maybe basement baby carried her.
So that would make her basement baby's baby?? ;)
www.poopreport.com :)
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Meh, I actually don't see that much J-hova genes, I'm pretty sure that she looks like Bey before her cosmetic procedures. In other words, she looks more like she's Solange's baby.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
That is one fat baby. Can babies be obese?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
No one here is serious about "ugly baby" (ok, most everyone that has said it are only snarking). That IS dlisted. Snark city, usually no harm intended).
Am *I* going to say something like that? No, that's just not me. But, others DO have the right to say what they want as long it isn't threatening to anyone on here. (Or to/about that particularly celeb if they're that nutso).
(And btw..my only child is contracted with a modeling agency out of Seattle, and you have probably seen her face before. You just didn't know it was a dlisted'ers spawn.) But, if I were in the position that these celebrities are in and I didn't want anyone to say anything negative about my child I wouldn't have pics out there for the world to see)
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
well the baby doesnt have beyonce's nose thats for sure.