Antonio & Melanie Aren't Getting A Divorce, So Says People
Depending on who you ask, Melanie Griffith is either throwing a "Pendejo, wipe the skank stank from your chorizo, because I can smell it here from here!" side-eye at Antonio or she's making a "No, I'm not throwing a side-eye at Antonio, I just made the mistake of Botoxing my eyeballs because they looked wrinkly and now they're stuck like this for a while" face.
Radar says that Antonio Banderas is thisclose to biting on a black rose, arching his back and salsa walking directly to a divorce lawyer's office. A source says that Antonio and Melanie's 15 year marriage is about to crumble into a pile of dusty memories and they've been in counseling to try to save it. There's been rumors that Antonio's wandering peen is the reason for all their problems, but the source says that their problems started a long time ago. The source went on to say this shit:
“Melanie is absolutely distraught. This was her fairytale and it’s falling apart. They’ve been through rough spots before, so there’s always hope that they’ll get it together and fix this, but right now that is definitely not looking like that is the case. There’s still a lot of love there though, that’s for sure.
It’s not a case of them hating each other but it’s a very hard time for everyone right now. No one really wants to accept that it’s happening, that’s why they’re still keeping it all under wraps."
But wait! A difference source (aka Melanie and Antonio's rep calling from a pay phone while wearing a disguise) tells People that Melanie and Antonio are fine and their marriage is not dying like most of the feeling in her face. Antonio is just in Hungary shooting a movie and they'll be together again soon. "They're really happy, they're fine and blah barf blah," said that source.
Usually, when a source tells People that everything is heart-shaped, rose-scented queefs and that Antonio is not dicking every trick in a 4-mile radius, it's not a good sign for a marriage. That could just be a PR fart in your eyes. If it is, then hopefully Melanie Griffith will pull herself together, take the Staten Island ferry to Manhattan and start her new life as a serious business woman. Leeeeeeeeeeet the river ruuuuuuuun!
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The question is not whether or not he is cheating on her but why did he marry that fugly duck in the first place!?
I have a cousin who's going through something similar. her husband cheated on his first wife with her and now he's cheating on her. they have 4 kids together and he has three other children with his first wife. i mean he's a real dog. and my cousin is having it hard right now because he's hardly around and she's almost always stuck with the kids. its a nasty situation. but whats even sadder is that her mother knew about his wife and she never had any reservations about her marrying him. but then she's kind of simple and inexperienced herself like my cousin so there you have it.
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antonio is working that same fucked up rug john revolta likes to wear.
Antonio is looking a bit frail there. Don't know if he'll be able to keep up with me. :P
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Oh he's been cheating for years. He cheated on his first wife with Melanie, and he's been with her forever so he's cheating on her too.
I dunno why women are stupid enough to think that the guy who cheated WITH them is not going to cheat ON them. I mean, there are probable exceptions like men whose first wives are abusive, or in comas, or mentally ill. But in most situations, it just means the guy is a cheatin' asshole.
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Huh, guys... Nothing shown in "Truth or Dare" was real... Everything was scripted by Madge.
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pfft yeah they are. They've lasted way too long for Hollyweird.
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:59am.
Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't he leave his last wife for Melanie? If that's true, then what did she expect? That's like saying Eddie Cibrian will stay faithful to LeAnn.
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they were BOTH married (she was married to Don) when she got pregnant with his one and only child, so he left his wife of 9 years to be with her.
If no one remembers this far back, she was the LeAnn of the time, flaunting and gushing about her and Antonio and how it was "instant" for them. God I hated her.
she is one of those fragile, neurotic women and Antonio won't leave her, he loves that kid too much.
I truly do not like this woman. Yes, they were both wrong, but she can just fall off the planet for me.
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You know, let me correct myself. I think you guys are right, he didn't want anything to do with Madge. I think what bothered me was he was such a huge star at the time that his wife seemed like such an accessory. He just seemed so caught up in the hoopla surrounding him, the paps, fans, and Madge that he seemed like he had no interest in his wife at all. Shit I need to Netflix this now. Fuck!
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If I remember correctly (mind you I was pretty young) Madonna invited him to visit since he was the hot shit at the time and he brough his wife with him. He got flirty with Madge and pretty much forgor his wife was even there. I felt so damn sorry for her, she looked so embarrassed. For some reason her standing there and smiling with embarrassment is etched into my brain...or maybe LSD took its toll, I dunno. I also lost a lot of respect for Madge too.
People? Cue separation/divorce announcement in 5...4...3...2...
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Gigaboob, I thought he spurned Madonna's advances! He didn't?
He lost the hot anyway. I used to lust after him but not anymore.
I like saying his name. Annnntooooniiiiooooo Baaaannnderreaasssssss
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oh, and goddammit, "im and international movie star"
that is awesome. i swear i would love to do that next time i am in the carribean at a restaurant or resort, just to say it one time....
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
gigaboob, what do you mean he stranded his wife in truth or dare? i saw that madonna flick ages ago and i remember madge being obsessed with him and meeting him, but thats all. im curious. loved his work in tie me up tie me down. love almodovar films!
Seeing the towers behind Carly Simon makes me weepy.
I remember watching this movie because there was SO MUCH HYPE about this movie. Melanie Griffin was always a SHIT of an actress. I don't know who was she banging for this role. Movie sucked too. Her voice was like hearing nails on the chalkboard.
Man..we chicks had big freaking hair back then!!!
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I hope he didn't pay more than $10 for that ridiculous haircut...
Ha at you guys :)
We have good laughs over that! My friend was mad because she already told her friend she'd go to PR before I asked her to go to a Hollywood movie party where I met her man Brad Pitt. She was pissed but said MG yelling all day was epic and she stayed to watch the show. lol
I'm not sure what attracted him in the first place. She's been a needy, drug casulty for decades. Like Demi, expecting a younger man who isn't gay, to stick around, is a tad unrealistic. He used to be hot looking. He's a sleaze. Buh bye.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 12:20pm.
Paquita -- wouldn't that be funny? You get pissed off, waiting in line too long at the supermarket, and just bark out, "I'm an international movie star!" and people look at you like "what the fuck?" I think I'm going to use that, too!!!
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We should wear big hats and big ass sunglasses to make it legit.
Once, I was at a starbucks with two of my friends. I was wearing a flashy top but dressed it down (but it was still too much, I had an excuse to wear that tho!). The guy asks me what I want and I tell him my order. He looks at my two other friends says "And you?" I respond. "Oh nothing, they are my entourage" To which my friends said "Yeah, we are just her possee"
So I guess that qualifies as me being an international SUPERSTAAAAR all along.
Antonio stopped being hot a long time ago. His accent annoys me. My accent is way hotter!
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Jesus, Melanie has sapped all the hotness out of Antonio! He deserves it for dropping his spanish wife for this fake, doll-voiced trollop!
Ugh...I've disliked him ever since he stranded his wife in Truth or Dare. Such a dick. These two deserve each other and the misery it brings.
Whamo -- why thank you, kind sir!!!
I never understood this match. He was SO hot in Desperado. And her voice makes me want to punch kittens.
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#1. OMG, the 80's hair!
#2. Carly Simon's mouth (and teefs) are HUGE!
(Yes, I clicked on both links.)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 12:20pm.
"I'm an international movie star!" and people look at you like "what the fuck?" I think I'm going to use that, too!!!
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I would hope you'd use that, I mean you ARE an international movie star twatty !:D
MG's the neediest woman on the planet--in probably 95 percent of the pictures I've ever seen of the two of them she's hanging all over him like an insecure schoolgirl. And her plastic surgery absolutely sucks balls but I must admit she's looking a bit better lately. Which isn't saying much because for a while there she was fucking scary--and by that I mean Meg-Ryan level frightening.
This rumor is the best thing to happen to Antonio since, well I don't know when!
By the way. Somebody needs to tell Melanie that her face looks like melting wax.
How could he or anyone else tell if she was absolutely distraught unless she said so?
Always thought he was gay.
Paquita -- wouldn't that be funny? You get pissed off, waiting in line too long at the supermarket, and just bark out, "I'm an international movie star!" and people look at you like "what the fuck?" I think I'm going to use that, too!!!
she is one crap 'actress' and he lost the hot a long time ago.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:25am.
My friend was in PR at the same time as they were at a hotel. MG was at the pool screaming for help all day from the staff and said "I'm an International Movie Star!" at one point. We still joke about it.
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I am soooooo gonna use that line from now on. "I'm an International Movie Star!" for everything!
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I will admit that the movie he played in with Angelina Jolie got me hot. (I watched the unedited version I think)
I could see why the rumors that Melanie was on the set every day while they were filming this flick were running rampet.
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I like the story of how they got turned down by the condo board of the Dakota Building in NYC. They were deemed "too trashy" for the place!
I find it painful to look at Melanie's face now. She used to be so pretty... No wonder she doesn't work anymore, even though she's not without talent. As for him... meh.
On the subject of his cheating, it bears repeating that Melanie herself was "the other woman" in the beginning of the relationship, and it is common knowledge that he's cheated on her all along.
Really she was only good in a couple movies, The Drowning Pool as a teenager and then when she flashed Paul Newman in that movie with Bruce Willis.
He's done some small movies recently I thought were pretty good.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
but but she got his name branded onto her arm so he can NEVER leave her.. or she thinks. She's way too clingy and bunny boiling cuckooz.
She's prolly back on the shosh 3 2 1 Mel checking into a 'spa'.
Lol @ Jack. PRIORITIES, people!
Yes, something happened in a theater - but Melanie and Antonio MAY or MAY NOT be having marital difficulties! Where is the coverage? They are "INTERNATIONAL MOVIE STARS" for God's sake!!
Chris Knight -- 3 years older than him my ass. I agree with you; she looks old enough to be his mama.
Louise -- you think he's balding? I hope not, that Julius Caesar look is so tired.
Bjork You -- LOL, Spartacus!
SoulTaker -- the only movie she didn't annoy me in was "Body Double," the Brian DePalma movie, basically because she was playing a stupid porno actress, something she would have been better suited for than an Oscar-nominated actress. I can't believe she was ever nominated; I hated "Working Girl."
I am really surprised that this marriage has lasted this long. I think she has serious insecurity issues. Like others have said, she's the reason for his divorce from his previous wife.
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I didn't know he cheated on his then wife to be with MG, well if that's the case he certainly got his punishment since she strikes me as batshit crazy and I see am not the only one.
I've had a crush on him ever since Pedro Almodóvar's 'Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!'
I'm surprised that they've stayed together this long--- she strikes me as being very clingy and neurotic.
My friend was in PR at the same time as they were at a hotel. MG was at the pool screaming for help all day from the staff and said "I'm an International Movie Star!" at one point. We still joke about it.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:56am.
I think it's to hide his balding.
Best actress ever! The proof? Cherry 2000.
I always found him annoying. Except when he played Puss in Boots.
Melanie should lay off the surgery on her poor beaten up and abused face and get surgery on her stupid breathy widdle baby voice. I avoid pretty much every movie she's in just because of her annoying shitty voice.