Night Crumbs

Keira Knightley did a kissing scene with Mark Ruffalo and I don’t know she kept herself from using her fingers to twirl one of the luscious ringlets in his field of wondrous curls – Lainey Gossip 

Looking hot in a two piece: Paulina Porizkova is – Hollywood Tuna

Little Lord Tommy’s hover tricycle must’ve been with the Scientology mechanics – The Superficial 

Expect to see the headline “Stacy Keibler Gets Pink Slipped” in 3..2… – Celebitchy

Yes, I am here for Thom Evan’s bulge – Towleroad

Who ordered the twin Honeybaked Hams coated in sophistication? – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

29 reasons to fap – The Berry 

Move your ass, Brooke Burke, you’re blocking my view of David Charvet’s nipples – Popoholic

BREAKING: Julia Roberts actually smiles at the paps (I think) instead of slapping them around with the fuck words that fly off her tongue – Popsugar

Blahna Del Meh’s boring lesbian love story video sponsored by ludes – Just Jared

Dr. 90210 and his pooch friend obviously go to the same stylist – I’m Not Obsessed

Baby kangaroo in Pampers. That is all. – Cityrag

Katie Holmes is going to try to “act” on stage again – ICYDK

Presenting…Dlisted’s theme song of the summer! – Crunk + Disorderly

Even though he looks like a SANS FARDS (and sans chichis) Cher, Ric Ocasek can still get it – SOW

Cameron Diaz went out on a date with a Seth MacFarlane look-alike and yes, that’s what you call crashing through the bottom of the barrel – Hollywood Rag