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Sometimes out of utter grossness comes beauty, talent and a pair of eyebrows that are so exquisitely crafted they look like two angelic otters diving into the ethereal streams up in heaven.
A few days ago I was reading a story about Kim Kuntrashian (and any story about Kim Kuntrashian is a whore pool of utter grossness) about who she lost her virginity to long before an entire million man march marched up into her pussy. The story says that TJ Jackson is the one who khristened Kim's koochie (typing that just earned me the Foursquare super mayor badge in the Ninth Circle) and so I did a little Googling and found the glorious TJ Jackson! How did I not know of TJ Jackson before? Did I come across him in the past and the sight of his blinding muskrat love brows temporarily hypnotized me and blinded that memory from my brain. Probably. Or I was just drunk stoned.
34-year-old TJ Jackson is the eldest son of Tito Jackson, and so not only are his eyebrows the slightly svelter direct descendants of Groucho Marx's brows, but Detective La Toya is his auntie! TJ was also in this group called 3T with his brothers Taj and Taryll:
And no, we're not going to discuss this picture of TJ possibly showing a pubeshadow (Note: I don't know what a pubeshadow is, but I'll be singing "I'm being followed by a pubeshadow,pubeshadow, pubeshaaadow" all day.) while wearing a torn-up t-shirt dress next to his late Uncle MJ. Let's just focus on TJ's Louvre-worthy eyebrow game instead.
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Tito's sons' hideousness makes no sense: he's decent-looking and their mother was decent-looking. But them? Fucking yikes.
I LOLed at the comment that said it looks like two woolly worms died on his face.
I wonder if his eyebrows were big like blackboard erasers before he started waxing his face?
Michael doesn't look like he wants to be in that picture. I hope it's a fake pic like someone remarked.
Submitted by agirl on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:28pm.
WHO THE FUCK poses nearly nude next to their uncle? Who does that?
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Seriously. It's like these artistic types are a completely different species living by a different set of protocols regarding the decent-to-ewww scale. Worse is that I have this creepy feeling that MJ was the one to suggest it. Can't.
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WHO THE FUCK poses nearly nude next to their uncle? Who does that?
And basta with the nosejobs already!
I'd be embarrassed if I lost my virginity to that... person.
Submitted by turnelbup on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 10:38am.
Will everybody PLEASE stop with the goddamn nose jobs already? They never turn out well. I see so many people walking the street thinking they've improved their looks when they truly haven't
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That's what you think because you only notice the bad ones. You wouldn't believe how many people have had nose jobs without telling you about it.
I have many friends who have had it done, I have had it done and my brother has had it done and you would NEVER be able to tell. One of my friend's has the most perfect nose and it was pretty bad before.
That's the problem - you notice the bad ones and not the good ones. Lips, on the other hand, should not be messed with. Injecting anything into a moving body part never turns out pretty.
His current photo is HOT.
why would he go and dj and spoin music that has been oversude. hy eould he want to spin cdis with popular stuff like top 40 when he could be much more! kid neds to go to Eurpoe! to learn some pointers.
Um, why did I click on the photo with Michael and him??? Creepy and def a wth were they thinking moment.
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OMG he took kim's kunt cherry?
nasssttttttyyyyy
Im surprised kim hasn't had her stomach pumped for cum, Cuz she swallows and doesn't spit. well in that video, she swallowed ray-j's sperm whale dick and the liquid too. *vomit*
I didn't know Yusuf, formerly known as Cat Stevens, sang Pubeshadow! Right on!
I was a teen when they came out but I was never a fan. Their eyebrows creeped me the fuck out. All 3 just looked fake to me like they're made out of plastic and the extreme eyebrow grooming did not help. Something about all of the Jackson 2nd generation kids they all look a bit strange (except for Paris).
Edit to add: I'd only ever seen the picture of TJ and MJ from the waist up. Even at the waist up it was a "why?" moment when I first saw it. Now seeing the bottom half It's just wrong to me now on all levels.
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The pic with MJ is FAKE. It was created just before the trial in order to inflame the public. 3T did not go around posing in porno fashion, and certainly not with their uncle.
TJ is doing the right thing in that pic y'all! Showing pubes to a paedo is like holding up a crucifix to a vampire. He was doing it for his own protection.
Excuse My Beauty is not amused. What a fucking shambles, that.
=I agree Bitchyd, the pic with Michael reeks of dirty pedo so creepy!
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HA! Gross. Particularly the S curl and ultra manicured cholo brows. :-P
LMAO @pubeshadow pubeshadow pubeshadow LOLOLOLOL
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Ding dong barely no dick in the boxers. who thought it was a good idea to pose with your uncle like this. You know your uncle gets pedophile jokes all the time. Smh your sexy card has been decline.
I dunno, I think even MJ looks uncomfortable in that photo -- crossed arms and like he's ignoring TJ behind him.
LOL I agree TJ comes off creepier to me than MJ in that photo.
I thought that those brows were photoshopped at first, but then I saw that semi-candid myspace shot. Now I realize that those brows weren't shopped. They were what Adobe was trying to emulate when they created Photoshop!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Submitted by Faloola Chong on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:12pm.
yep, time flies! it kinda soothes my soul to know that everybody else ages too :P the 90s were good times no doubt!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:00pm.
oh man, thumbnail #7 has the potential to give the creeps even to polanski.
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Yes thumbnail 7 was the first thing I thought of when I think of 3T. It's really disturbing. 3T were big in the UK, don't think as much in the US. And he's 34? Yikes. But it was the 90s.
Submitted by justice on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:00pm.
MK, how the hell can you claim you rolled in the 90's and know your pop but only just discovered 3T??
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right!! it's not like 3T were not famous at all. they sure were!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
oh man, thumbnail #7 has the potential to give the creeps even to polanski.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
MK, how the hell can you claim you rolled in the 90's and know your pop but only just discovered 3T??
All three of the T's arrived at the Eyebrow Allstar Play-offs locked and loaded.
And now this poor motherfucker.. re-entering the spotlight for his music? no. For his family ties? no. His name is being brought up because some cheap lush with no morals who sucked a penis on tape and showed the world she was fairly rubbish in bed.. then released the tape and went on a fame-rampage using everyone she could.. wants to clean up her image :D Blame her? No. Blame the dummies tuning in and buying her nonsense.. YES!
You couldn't make this up if you tried. Kim, you shameless hussy, just let the man and his eyebrows be. And you people supporting her big buttocks.. stop. She isn't a role model. She isn't an entertainer. She's like Jennifer Lopez but with even less talent than that talentless wonder.
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michael and his nephews did a song together. here, enojoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgolYfq4xvI
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
He doesn't look too bad in thumbnail # 5. As for Kim, she's just following in her father's footsteps in getting black guys off.
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That pic with his uncle was a creepy incestuous way to start my day. Like Russian daddy porn creepy.
EWWW! Now that I'm on the regular computer instead of my phone, I can properly see his thingy in thumb #7. That is horrifying! What the...?
Ummm, that semi-naked pose with what seems to be a cardboard cut out of his uncle Michael is disturbing on so many levels.
All I can say is D:
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
On board with the Uncle Mike sleepovers. As for Kim, there are no words.
I believe TJ is already married with kids so this is really old news. Isn't Kim like 30 something? So you can imagine how many guys she's been with since.
He doesn't look too sad about not being named Termajesty.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Will everybody PLEASE stop with the goddamn nose jobs already? They never turn out well. I see so many people walking the street thinking they've improved their looks when they truly haven't. No surgeon is skilled enough to do a good one, any idiot can spot one from a mile away. It's hideous and sad.
Just. Stop. With. The. Nose. Jobs. Please.
And, Holy Christ that pic of TJ with MJ is NG. Sanduskilicious.
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Our high school won a 3T dance/concert. I didn't go, thanks to my strict ass parents.
As for TJ and his fuzzy sperm eyebrowns - NOTHING GOOD can come from sexing on Kim Kuntrashian. EVIL!!!!
*makes cross sign with fingers*
Submitted by Dgrin on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:36am.
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I was about to say the same thing! It's hilarious how they all look the same now, LOLs
Still think TJ makes a gorge cutie out all that carbon copy bunch! ;)
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It bears repeating: the picture with his Uncle Mikey is repulsive.
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What in the name of incest is that picture of him posing half-naked with MJ?
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Oh my, little TJ is sporting pubic hair and a hard-on in thumb 7, the one with his famous uncle Michael. Such a nice family photo.
SO glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks TJ was invited to the slumber parties at Neverland.
It looks like two woolly worms died on his forehead.
Totally eyebrowliscious!
TJ is a very hot-looking Negro homosexual who has 'sizemeat-hands'!
Discuss.
His fingers seem a little thin to be on the "sizemeat hands" side of things, no?
Discuss.
And, do people still say Negro?
also I'm wondering if the whole family got a discount in the plastic surgeon cause it's see-through they all had the same one work on their noses
TRULY MESMERIZING EYEBROWS. his baby twink facial features were really pretty but exaggerated in a very bratz boys kinda way:
http://thesift.atlblogs.com/archives/009574.html
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:23am.
Ha, what a conincidence. I have a photo of my uncle and myself, too and we both have our shirts halfway off...... *voms*
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Thankfully, I know of no photos of myself with any uncles like this... maybe 1-2 sitting on their knees (worse?) but none with our shirts falling off *gags* hehehe
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Ha, what a conincidence. I have a photo of my uncle and myself, too and we both have our shirts halfway off......WOW, Gross, i just blew that thumb up and it is even WORSE. GAH.
*voms*
I m not going to make fun of the eyebrows, cause my oldest is blessed with a pair of weird ass eyebrows, too and I can only imagine how those are going to look when he is a grown man.
Ever since this glorious union Kim has tried to recreate half the arch this motherfucker is sporting.
It's way too early in the morning for that pubeshadow picture with Uncle Michael. I buy the expensive coffee because I like the way it tastes going down, not up.
He's like a black, molestier Carrot Top.