Saturday, July 21st 2012

Open Post & Weekend Programming Note: Hosted By The Piping Hot Mickey Rourke

And now thanks to these pictures of panty cream-inducer Mickey Rourke drunk sashaying out of a club in London the other night, you will be having the pastrami hash with a side of burnt canned tomatoes for brunch. You can always count on Mickey to show you that beauty is a half-melted, inside/out Michael Myers mask. On that note, my ass is going away this weekend (and no, I'm not going to weekend jail for my crimes against grammar.... that's next week) and while I'm away, drunk bitch extraordinary J. Harvey will be filling in the fuckery for me today and tomorrow.

I'm still doing Birthday and Hot Sluts and I might post a tiny bit here and there. I shifted the word "might" to the right by italicizing that shit, because it'll be hard trying to blog about dumb bitches while guzzling on a can of Corona (yes, I said "CAN") in the lukewarm and possibly piss-infused jacuzzi of a moderately priced hotel. I'll be back full-time on Monday. For now, I leave you with these images from the beauty gods of Mickey Rourke. Frolic through his tortured, battle line hairline.

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Aaahhhh....I have nowhere else to scream this, but that chick Lori Zaslow from 'Love Broker' on Bravo makes me want to punch someone.

She reminds me of Jennifer Aniston. Blech.

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uhghhh I'm SOOOOOO HUNG OVERrrrr. I went to my little niece's birthday party. That little girl made over 3000 bucks for turning 7! She's half Cambodian, I didn't know they rolled like that. The food was amazing, and even got some of the best homemade Chicken Curry, and fried rice I've ever tasted for later. After the kiddie party I went to a Cambodian club with my nephew, and his girlfriend (the parents)--it was interesting/fun. The drinks just kept coming. I've never been one to turn down free drinks, let alone having them come at me all night. The live music was good when it was traditional, but when they tried to sing "Blinded me with Science" the accents killed it. It was like...NO...Just NO. Overall good night, but maaan it's 12 noon, and I'm still in recovery mode.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 1:24pm.

You too, Foxxy! Good luck with that conversation!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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thanks to you too, Within! sorry i missed you yesterday -- did not get on computer until after u signed out. hope you've recovered from your jet lag and still want to hear about your trip!!! <3

ETA: heh, funny your comment re: "adopt" -- he volunteered to let me take one of his home with me for the night when i got mine yesterday. i think he was a little grateful i did not go into free floating bitch mode in the middle of the heat yesterday afternoon, lol

ETA2: to be clear, i am not lacking in compassion for the human who got laid off -- my friend is a union electrician, during the months he worked he told me he saved enough for a year of household expenses, his UI benefits restart immediately, and he's on the books for new work assignments. he's fine

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 1:14pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 12:38pm

thanks, Deb -- you are absolutely right. i need to put on my big girl panties and just say it and let the chips fall. my friend is very sensitive about me "disrespecting him" but our friendship has gotten thru bitch fights before so... i'll wait until later in the day when i'm a little more chill, rather than blasting him first thing when he calls me (sent text asking him to call when he wakes up)

thanks -- enjoy the rest of your sunday!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Foxxy, what Deb said! Don't leave your doggie there again. Too bad you can't adopt them, I'd just come out and say: I DO NOT SEE YOU TAKING PROPER CARE OF YOUR DOGS DUDE, I AM VERY WORRIED FOR THEM! WHAT GIVES? DO YOU NEED LESSONS? UNACCEPTABLE!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 12:38pm.
Whoa, Foxxy. That sucks. I'm glad that all dogs are ok, though.
You said that you can't call Animal Control on
your best friend.
This may sound harsh, but what kind of best friend, after being treated so kindly (given a place to stay for him, his kid AND dogs) by you, and being told REPEATEDLY to take better care of dogs, nearly kills your dog with neglect?
I would give him a stern warning that if you see evidence of neglect in her dogs, that you WILL report him.
Lastly, don't trust him to care for your animal again.

EDITED because I see now it is a man. Sorry!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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morning all! SOS, please - don't know how to handle this. short version: best friend, his 8 yr old, their 2 dogs lived w/me, dogs first then humans. due to friend's job and kid's age, past several month i've had primary dog care duty. no back up from them if i didn't go into bitch mode. for week or so bef they moved, just abt every day i expressed concern that bad things were going to happen bec they were so out of habit of taking care of dogs.

weelllllll ... they moved friday, my dog spent friday nite there. 100 degree weather here yesterday. i go over yest abt 1 pm, no water bowls out. no dog has had water since they left my house on friday. bec she slammed hours worth of water in abt 2 min yesterday, my dog had wet shits in my bedroom last night. i am livid. but happy it was just shits because i could have gotten to their house yest and found 3 dehydrated dead dogs so wet shits is actually a good result

i just don't know what to do to get these guys to be more responsible abt dog care. from the look on his face when i gave the dogs water yest i think my friend was very embarrassed abt his negligence. the kid wasn't even paying attention to the dogs then.

i can't call animal control on my best friend. but, i have tried every approach -- nice, side eye, free floating screaming bitch -- and the message is not sinking in.

i'm really worried for their dogs. good news is that my friend got laid off last week so he'll be home to water them during the day for the most part, but i can't call them everyday "hey do your dogs have water today?" what else can i do????!!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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*peeks in on ESE* eyes closed, check *turns down the music* ...asleep or getting there... all's good with the world again... *leaves treat for kitty* ღ☺❀

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well, folks... i give up... that's it... ESE's throwin' in the towel... it's time for narcotics... Temazepam, take me away!... sleep's coming, or i'm gonna die trying!... don't take that last part the wrong way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPh0CL-MNrY

see ya all later!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 12:11am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:31pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:12pm.

One thing I can say I've always admired about Mickey is the man does things his own way and if you don't like it then fuck you that's your problem lol!
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He's like a lot of brutal men: very kind and loving to his pets and abusive to women. I can't figure out the rationale behind that.
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CONTROL. Although I have not heard anything about this guy being a woman beater. ??
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When he was with model/actress Carre Otis in the 90's (think it was the 90's) it was an open secret that he physically & mentally abusive to her. I think that Otis talked about it after they broke up.

There was a BI from CDAN (yes, I know: big grain of salt) posted further back in this thread, all about him and his violent ways. All I remember from way back is the Otis thing and also that Kim Basinger loathed him during the making of 9 1/2 Weeks. If you google Otis and MR, you could probably get the full story.

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:52am.

*smiles*... yep, i accomplished something today!... WOO-HOO!!... i'm kicking butt like nobody's business!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQIzm3ypzBQ

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Thanks, ESE! You're always such a reliable voice of reason (as well as auditory stimuli).
Coincidentally, I'm quite the Styx fan and found your choice in music to be perfect. It's like you have the (lyrical) shine, like the creepy little kid in The Shining (but hopefully without the talking finger). I first saw Styx about ten years ago when they played down by my college campus. I was bummed because I was underage in terms of drinking...but I had a fantastic time and have been a fan since.
Thanks for getting my mind off my horrible LSD-induced nightmare (not really, but it makes me sound more interesting if I come across as a Timothy Leary type).

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Submitted by AtomicCity on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:05am.

o.k, will everybody agree to stop lacing Atomic's sleepytime tea with LSD?... she's having bad dreams, and that's going too far!... heeheee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW8TlrYhBxk

breathe into the bag, Atomic!... you're at dlisted... that may not reasure you much, but it'll get you some bearing!

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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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I just woke my husband and myself up screaming in my sleep. I had the most realistic nightmare that I've ever had. I normally have wacky, bizarre dreams that really make no sense but this one was very real feeling. When my husband finally made me realize it was just a bad dream I was almost to the point of hyperventilating. I haven't had a real nightmare in ages. It was just so vivid; I think I'd just assume dream that a monster is after me as opposed to a dream that could easily pass for a perceived reality.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:36pm.

Changing gears - does anyone have a really long commute to and from work? I'm toying with the idea of buying a house :40 minutes or so from my office. I'm accustomed to a :10-:15 drive.
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I wouldn't do it. Work is shiteous enough, without adding an extra hour a day to get there and back. Even if right now it looks like only 30 minutes each way, the longer the distance, the more likely there are to be delays for construction, accidents, weather, people driving like idiots, etc.

Plus, automobile expenses. Gas isn't going to get any cheaper. There's wear and tear on your vehicle. The mileage rates are supposed to approximate immediate expenses plus depreciation/wear and tear on your car. Assuming it's 30 extra miles each way each day, that's roughly $150 a week, $7500 a year. Oh, and if you are honest with your insurance agent, your rates increase.

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i'm not sure if this works as a good morning, or a nighty night to all of you, but... screw it, it's happening!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tESLeLhYg0M

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Lmao....has anyone seen the 'Ghost Adventures' episode where they go to the Riviera hotel with Vince Neil? Those guys are such a bunch of tools. Haha

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@Mike

It all depends on early morning and PM rush hour traffic. I have a friend that grew up in the metro area. He and his fam are now south of the metro by a good bit. In the morning, he whizzes southbound by people going north to the cities. And, even though his commute is somewhat lengthy, it is made in a timely fashion, with never a freeway back-up to encounter.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:31pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:12pm.

One thing I can say I've always admired about Mickey is the man does things his own way and if you don't like it then fuck you that's your problem lol!
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He's like a lot of brutal men: very kind and loving to his pets and abusive to women. I can't figure out the rationale behind that.
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CONTROL. Although I have not heard anything about this guy being a woman beater. ??

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Doggie the doctors really jacked his face that's for sure and he was a boxer for a while, that did damage as well.

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That can't all be bad plastic surgery, can it?

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:12pm.

One thing I can say I've always admired about Mickey is the man does things his own way and if you don't like it then fuck you that's your problem lol!
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He's like a lot of brutal men: very kind and loving to his pets and abusive to women. I can't figure out the rationale behind that.
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Is he suppose to be bad with his women Joe!? I've never heard that before, that would of course be very disappointing to say the least!!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:12pm.

One thing I can say I've always admired about Mickey is the man does things his own way and if you don't like it then fuck you that's your problem lol!
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He's like a lot of brutal men: very kind and loving to his pets and abusive to women. I can't figure out the rationale behind that.

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Whamo's picture

One thing I can say I've always admired about Mickey is the man does things his own way and if you don't like it then fuck you that's your problem lol!

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:36pm.

In SoCal, 40 mins is pretty much the norm, many have hour, hour/half commutes.

40 isn't bad, it's when you start over an hour that it starts to wear on you.

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SINCE 2G1C was brought up, I hope I can get some reassurance...(and this BROKE my heart)...

my 14 y.o. son asked me last year if I had seen 2G1C...that all his friends told him about it...
Yes, he watched it.

Is there hope for my family? Sometimes I HATE the Internet. Can he ever look at girls or sex in a normal way???

UGH

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:( Sleep well C6!!

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I couldn't be an EMT, Firefighter, or Police Officer. If I saw what they saw, I couldn't handle it.

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Submitted by C6 on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:49pm.

it's alright... you can go to bed, if you need...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm-xui5HFDc

*smooch*

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Geez, C6, so sad to hear that. I cannot even imagine what the first responders have had to witness. I know I would be haunted by REAL stuff like that cause I cannot even watch that stuff in the movies. Anything with kids. In the movie Precious, I had to turn away with the abuse/incest stuff. I can't deal with it. I can listen to someone talk about their experiences, but just cannot look.

Re: commutes. I train it and it takes me just under an hour. If I drove, I think it would probably take longer and some days that hour can get to be too much for me. I know some folks who need the yard and extra square footage at home and it takes them 2.5 hrs to get to work one way. I would die!!

My apartment is baking here now. Going out for a short hike. Night folks.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:36pm.

ETA: bottle, I meant bottle...
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Reason, damnit you don't know what that bottle means to me right now {{{hugs, thanks}}}}

*pours one glass; leaves the rest of the bottle for you guys

My sad ass is heading to bed at a sorry ass 9pm cause the world is fked and shit is so unbalanced it isn't fair. Close friend of mind is the sister to an officer on scene yesterday at the theatre and she described some shit, so fked up, she said her bro and his fellow officers are showing immediate signs of PSTD due to the large amount of kids they saw shot up. MTHERFKING GUNMAN DID YOU REALLY NEED TO SHOOT KIDS??!!? COWARD MTHRFKERS, YOU GOT ISSUES WITH SOME PART OF THE SYSTEM, THEN FACE THAT SYSTEM AND CHALLENGE IT, ONE ON ONE, AND NOT THIS WAY. DAMNIT

*sorry all; breathes

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:36pm.

Changing gears - does anyone have a really long commute to and from work? I'm toying with the idea of buying a house :40 minutes or so from my office. I'm accustomed to a :10-:15 drive.
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A 10 minute commute sounds awesome! It would be nice to have enough time to be able to come home for lunch and catch a few ignorant minutes of Maury before you go back to work again....

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:36pm.

Changing gears - does anyone have a really long commute to and from work? I'm toying with the idea of buying a house :40 minutes or so from my office. I'm accustomed to a :10-:15 drive.

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I used to have a 38 mile commute one way. Summer Fridays it could take me two hours. Gotta love I95 in lower Fairfield County, CT. Not.

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mike, 40 min commute isnt too bad. Anything over an hour 15 min would probably piss me the fuck off.

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I like gore, but mostly the written stuff. Graham Masterton`s "Burial" is one of the most disgusting books i have ever read. His shit is GORY. Most of his books are, but that one was extra bad...
Another book that got me sick to my stomach was Stephen King`s Dreamcatcher. The fucking stomach parasite shit made me nauseous. And he was dragging that shit on for a good 30 pages. *shakes fist*

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That script rundown is enough for me. I got to the part where the one girl shit out some soft serve and that was enough for me, TYVM. I almost choked on my burger at some of the comments you guys made about it. You all have seen some pretty messed up shit. I have watched one Faces of Death video when I was 15 and never again. All I remember was a car accident, but none of the details. My friend told me about them and he convinced me to rent one.

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oh, it's storming up something nasty over here, folks!... ESE-land lost internet, and electricity for over a half hour!... thankfully there's a battery to the laptop, and completely legal downloaded episodes of "Newsradio" to get through... it was a close one, folks!... the kitty almost had to hold me together...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxA3YRCnbao

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

mike's picture

Changing gears - does anyone have a really long commute to and from work? I'm toying with the idea of buying a house :40 minutes or so from my office. I'm accustomed to a :10-:15 drive.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:32pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:30pm.
Hotmami and Mike, sad animal stories just make me cry and become infuriated.

I don't cry, but I can't deal. I just avoid stories/images pertaining to the matter.

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I do, too, but sometimes I'm scrolling through a site like HuffPo and I see the title of a link involving animal abuse or something.

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C6, *leaves a glass of Chardonnay outside your door* Here you go, cheers!

ETA: bottle, I meant bottle...

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UBF.....uh...thanks.

*cries hysterically*

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:30pm.
Hotmami and Mike, sad animal stories just make me cry and become infuriated.

I don't cry, but I can't deal. I just avoid stories/images pertaining to the matter.

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Hotmami and Mike, sad animal stories just make me cry and become infuriated.

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The only thing i remember about one of the Faces of Death movies was the scene where they tied the dudes limbs to 4 horses and ripped him apart. And some kind of a boating accident.

Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:23pm.

Faces of Death has all of it beat. I can't with the animals.

I turned it off when they got to the seal clubbing. Jesus fuck, I was sad for days after I saw that.
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Don't know why I click on the 'recent comments' area when I'm down with the sads over the world and see references to that hateful movie "Faces of Death". I was about 11 in the Bx and I accidentally saw it when my parents left me and my two bros with our older cousin for half a day and tha tshit fked me up forever. I hated people since that day forth. *cries ragefully; heading back to bed, just can't

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:23pm.

Faces of Death has all of it beat. I can't with the animals.

I turned it off when they got to the seal clubbing. Jesus fuck, I was sad for days after I saw that.

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:23pm.
Faces of Death has all of it beat. I can't with the animals.

Me either. I don't even like to read about it insofar as animals are concerned.