This Might Warm Your Ice Cold Black Heart
Just when you really start to fully believe that the world is a shitty place full of throbbing assholes that keep adding to the piles of shit comes a video that might temporarily restore your faith in humanity. A dashboard cam caught a little ole’ memaw having a hard time crossing the street, because throbbing asshole drivers kept shifting into the DON’T GIVE A FUCK gear to speed past her. But then a suburban knight on a white horse camouflaged as an SUV stopped and helped the little old lady cross the street. How the hell did everyone not jump out of their cars and lay down on the pavement to offer up their bodies to this memaw savior?! He is a hero to all memaws should be award the Werther’s Original Heart of Honor.
But you know, I’m so jaded that I kept waiting for him to snatch ole girl’s pocketbook before getting into his SUV to drive away. The world did this to me!