Open Post: Hosted By Jesse Metcalfe’s Spectacular Rack

July 24, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Every part of me is so happy that Jesse Metcalfe didn’t copy his fiancee Cara Santana (the star of the upcoming masterpiece Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta!) by covering up his divine tit turnovers with a bikini top, because then we’d never get all of this sexiness. There must be some serious pheromones in the nectar that drips out of Jesse’s chichi knobs, because Cara is crawling on that shit and begging him to let her motorboat him right on that yacht in Cabo San Lucas. If Cara is on Jesse like that on a yacht, imagine what she does behind closed doors. She probably rips off Jesse’s Cross Your Heart bra and screams at him to give her the fever by making them titties bounce. Foreplay to Cara is watching Jesse run topless on the treadmill. And yes, I’m mad that Cara gets to witness that and I don’t.

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