Zack Morris Got Married And Not To Kelly Kapowski
Seven months after his ex-wife married Jeff Probst, the side ho she cheated with, Mark-Paul Gosselaar got hitched to his fiancee of one year Catriona McGinn at some winery in California. That's nice and everything, but what I really want to know is if Zack Morris' head got bigger or does his new bride have an abnormally skinny head? Or did drinking too many chocolate blueberry martinis (blergh, I know) last night give me a case of fun house hangover eyes?
People says that Zack and Catriona's (Side note: I approve of any name that sounds like that of a lost She-Ra villain) pre-divorce ceremony took place at the Sunstone winery in Santa Ynez, Calif. The reception was held at The Max where Zack Attack performed Friends Forever before Jesse Spano ruined everything by smashing into the cake during a caffeine pill freakout.
Zack and Catriona and are going to honeymoon in Italy and he said this about their trip: "Trust me, we are going to eat our asses off!" I take back what I said about that pre-divorce ceremony shit, because a couple that rims together, stays together forever.
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The name Catriona is pronounced "Catrina"
Sorry to burst everyone's bubble
Very pretty lady. His ex looks real happy with Jeff however. That's how the world turns I guess.
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so zack is resident of switzerland now? what's with that pin on his jacket?
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"Never ever heard of any of these people"
Actually is there anyone famous u ever heard of? Retard....
Divorce in 3, 2, 1....
Hekki, hadn't noticed the pin.. Makes him look like a concierge.
"The reception was held at The Max where Zack Attack performed Friends Forever. . ."
LOL you know you're getting old when things that remind you of your younger days make you as supremely happy as this made me. Good god, that show was corny in the extreme, but I loved it so!
Daniee, both Catrionas are cuties. Zack did very well for himself. lol ;)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:35pm.
Love the name 'Catriona' only demona and ghouloma could be better than that. lol
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Me too! Canada has a (former) gold medal speed skater called Catriona Lemay-Doan. She's gorgeous too. Must be something to do with being called Catriona. ;)
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That was my first thought - what a nice name!! It sounds kinda Gaelic.
They look good together. Are these his chidren? http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Catriona+McGinn/Time+Heroes+Celeb+Carnival+...
Boy sorta looks like him.
Anyway, Probst has always rubbed me the wrong way...he seems rather fake or something. Anyway, thanks for these laughs MK - very very funny!!
Submitted by KK.Urine Inspiration on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:07pm.
I'm looking at his picture thinking, "Is he that guy on that new show?"
Yeah, no, that's James van der Beek (bitch in apt. 3d?)
No, I confuse the two myself. I don't let it bother me though, as I don't care for either of them.
I will say that the above's new wife is striking, so I'll give him that.
She looks like an insect. Her pin head is wayy too small for the rest of her.
And he looked a lot better as a blonde.
Other than that. do not care.
Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:30pm.
The Max Jeff or Survivor Jeff? I believe Kelly Kapowski was lured away because SBTB Jeff was so dreamy and in college. And, ya know, he was her boss at The Max.
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Jeff was pretty dreamy *swoon* Then he got caught with a blonde at the Attic, the over 18 club Kelly and the rest went to with fake ids!
Damn, I missed SBTB.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:28pm.
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Don't tell me he lured her with the lambada!
The Max Jeff or Survivor Jeff? I believe Kelly Kapowski was lured away because SBTB Jeff was so dreamy and in college. And, ya know, he was her boss at The Max.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Wow, she has really pretty eyes. Jack-n-the-hat, are you still about? I'm just curious to see if you're the only one that can still see my comments?
Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:11pm.
I just realized - this is the second time poor Zack Morris has been left for an older guy named Jeff. First, Kelly Kapowski left him for her boss at the Max who was a college student and his NAME WAS JEFF! And then later in real life Mark-Paul is left for an older guy, Jeff Probst! He really has some bad juju with the name Jeff, he better keep his distance.
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Don't tell me he lured her with the lambada!
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:11pm.
hahahahaha!
love the shit dlisters know.
he needs her to sign a contract, no jeffs in her life ever.
I sure hope that's in a clause buried in her pre-nup somewhere.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
I'm looking at his picture thinking, "Is he that guy on that new show?"
Yeah, no, that's James van der Beek (bitch in apt. 3d?)
Are those two completely interchangeable to anyone else?
And, yes, yes i would, for both.
*and she looks stretched*
I don't know why but I feel annoyed and ragey looking at these two's faces. They can both fuck off.
Submitted by skabazzle on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:11pm.
hahahahaha!
love the shit dlisters know.
he needs her to sign a contract, no jeffs in her life ever.
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He probably thinks the dark hair dye makes him look more "crime show detective." Isn't he on one of the million crime shows? At this point, I bet all those shows just pass around one script for every episode and we're all just watching the same episode with different actors.
Low-rent Natassia Henstridge.
We're all done here.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
I saw him last year in some off-broadway play. He was shirtless for some of it and dude looked good, obviously had been hitting the gym. My gay friend insisted on waiting for him near the door to get an autograph afterwards. I am sooooo embarrassed by that shit, especially if there are only like, 4 other people waiting. I was forced to hide but my friend said he was very gracious.
Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:52pm.
I am bitter too about the Soap Opera almost being extinct. Why do we need MORE talk shows, and with such losers as hosts?
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna: "He's handsome, but whats with the dark hair dye?"
Yeah, that looks BAD. He's blond; he should be blond.
And what's with the rhinestone red cross lapel pin? ???
Ebola is scary shit. I am still traumatized from the time we had to watch Outbreak in 7th grade biology class.
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It's PHELPS time!
EC- I recently saw Contagion, too and am super paranoid. Also, speaking of more fucking talk shows, I saw a commercial for Katie Couric's new talk show. Doesn't she have enough money to retire yet? Fucking go away already, no lips! Ugh. I'm just bitter that all my soaps were canceled for talk shows :).
Ebola outbreak in Uganda. Oh yay!
Yes, I know there isn't imminent danger, BUT I just watched Contagion the other day, so excuse my paranoia!
*puts on face mask, haz mat suit and straps tank of Lysol on*
She has a skinny head. I noticed it too. But she's probably dumb as a rock, and he probably likes 'em dumb. So this might just be a fantastic match.
He's handsome, but whats with the dark hair dye?
I met him a few years after sbtb was off the air. It was a car racing event. He was really nice. He agreed to do a goofy photo for me, for my friend who worked on Talk Soup. He was all about it and made it fun.
GAH! Chocolate blueberry martinis? DEF a case of fun-house hangover vision, MK. Try chocolate cranberry next time. ;)
Oh. And congrats and all that.
dude looks like "Beeel" in his happy Sookeh sucking days
otherwise don't know who he is and why I should care
I just realized - this is the second time poor Zack Morris has been left for an older guy named Jeff. First, Kelly Kapowski left him for her boss at the Max who was a college student and his NAME WAS JEFF! And then later in real life Mark-Paul is left for an older guy, Jeff Probst! He really has some bad juju with the name Jeff, he better keep his distance.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
She's pretty.
The Sunstone Winery ("Sunlight into Wine") looks nice, but I've never drunk their swill (and I drink a lot of swill):
http://www.sunstonewinery.com/
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:47pm.
DAMN! He was the host of Rock and Roll Jeopardy?????? I watched it religiously and do not remember the host being Probst (I made a rhyme!).
Introducing Catriona and Mark-Paul McGinn-Gosselaar... Their kids should have a swell time of it in school.
I don't understand rushing into a new marriage--or even relationship--so soon after the old one dies a festering death. I swear many folks do it to show up the former mate.
Joe schmoe, ♥
Mani6, woo woo woo, "bounce what yo mamma gave you!"
*jumps up and down with Diamond*
hahaha
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Shake it Mani, shakkeeeee it!
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You are all infidels and heathens.
But I was supposed to marry Jeff Probst :(
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:35pm.
Love the name 'Catriona' only demona and ghouloma could be better than that. lol
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Me too! Canada has a (former) gold medal speed skater called Catriona Lemay-Doan. She's gorgeous too. Must be something to do with being called Catriona. ;)
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Exactly Evil! But according to Wiki...
In addition to Survivor, Probst previously hosted the FX network's original half-hour show dedicated to answering viewer letters, Backchat, along with Sound FX, a series of afternoon shows surrounding parenting, relationship and medicine (1996). Probst also hosted the VH1 series Rock & Roll Jeopardy! from 1998 to 2001, and was a correspondent for the syndicated program Access Hollywood.
Rock and Roll Jeopardy!!!
Don't know and don't care
Jeff Probst use to write a really funny blog for survivor. That made him a bit more endearing to me.
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You are all infidels and heathens.
Skabazzle, supposedly Jeff Probst is packing a big one. Pre-divorce ceremony, lololol.
Love the name 'Catriona' only demona and ghouloma could be better than that. lol
"Pre-divorce ceremony," hahaha MK
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:32pm.
LOL! Yeah, hopefully his torch flame will be extinguished ASAP!
Just what we need, ANOTHER talk show! How much talkin' can people take?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 2:31pm.
I am disgusted to see that idiot Jeff Butt Probst will have a talk show this Fall. On the upside, it shouldn't last long.
The tribe has spoken! Yes I agree.