Here's A Half-Naked Zac Efron Dancing With A Skanky Nicole Kidman In The Rain
The trailer for The Paperboy (aka the movie I'm hoping is 2012's biggest piece of trash) is finally here, and in case you already forgot what The Paperboy is about, let me remind you that's it's that mess of a movie where Nicole Kidman washes off of a layer of bronzer from Zac Efron's chest by pissing on him. That's all you need to know. There's also a plot in there somewhere, but who gives even one shit about that when you've got Nicole's coochie raining on Zac's face and Zac getting rained on again while swishing his hips in his chonies.
A little warning before you press play. Most of the butchered accents will make you wish Nicole Kidman would piss in your ears so you don't have to hear that crap, but let's focus on the positive like Nicole's white trash skank look. I know I've said this before, but this is the hottest the Australian ice cube has ever looked. She looks like a hybrid of my two favorite True Blood characters: Randi Sue the alley skank and Ginger. Nicole's hot look almost made me forget that her face is completely non-biodegradable. Watch the trailer below if you care:
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I'll see it. Looks interesting to me and I strongly believe there could possible me a nod or two in some of these performances.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 3:10am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:36am.
Zac is really beefing up for that role of power muscle bottom.
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Now that he's buffed up, I think he does both! If he's with twinks like OnedErection, he'd only top. If he's with Tara Reid's dad's friends, then yes, Zac'd be a bossy bottom directing the show. NO? lol
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so in one word, versatile :P
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:36am.
Zac is really beefing up for that role of power muscle bottom.
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Now that he's buffed up, I think he does both! If he's with twinks like OnedErection, he'd only top. If he's with Tara Reid's dad's friends, then yes, Zac'd be a bossy bottom directing the show. NO? lol ☺
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:54pm.
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Thanks Whamo, sometimes I can't tell with the cut & pastes. :)
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No thanks.
Zac is really beefing up for that role of power muscle bottom.
@ louise
not surprised, I always found Cusack annoying.
Cusak looks like shit and Nicole needs to lay off the gottdamn Botox. Jeebus, bitch can barely move her face. I'm done with McGonogay - he always looks smarmy greasy and gross.
Nicole was super hot in the scene from To Die For when she's dancing in the rain in front of the car where Joaquin Phoenix is sitting. And she most certainly deserved that Oscar for The Others - she was amazing in that movie. AMAZING.
Dead Calm. Wish she'd lay off the botox though. Zac gives off too many girly vibes for me, don't care if he's straight/gay/bi whatever, he's just not sexy to me.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:54pm.
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Great, now I'll have that tune stuck in my head for the rest of the night! Lol
DAMN YOU! *raises shaking fist to the sky*
Someone left his cock out in the rain and I'll never have that recipe again.
ubmitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:42pm
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Reason I don't think it was Weezy that was the person, if you hit the link it goes to a third person. That's the way I saw it.
just realized nicole has the keith urban haircut for this movie.
http://www.newmenshairstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Keith-Urban-F...
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Nicole Kidman is Hot--imo. She looks especially hot here. and that movie--Cold Mountain (something like that) she was gorgeous.
Also, I think she's easing up on the botox a bit.
She should have won the Oscar for Moulin Rouge but they gave it to her the next year, which she didn't really deserve--but I'm glad she won:)
I couldn't get pass 48 seconds before I cut it off.
That piece of mess is unwatchable. Everyone tries to be "artsy", but it just ends up being a fuckin' wreck.
My fav fucked up movie???? Bad Lieutenant with Harvey Keitel and his button cock. Train wreck at its best!
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OMG Louise, that Cusack story was LOL awful. Maybe I'll pretend I didn't hear it cuz I've always liked him and can't handle him being a big ole prick. Kudos though. I'd have done the same thing. Did he at least look up at you? "COME ON JOHN, TELL YOUR assistant what you want ME to DO!" Lmao, and I'd get fired!
Say Anything, say anything, say anything, say anything.
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NicKid is giving me a SERIOUS Joan Van Ark fever in the face!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:17pm.
hahaha. I choose to believe all those stories. He always seemed smug--like he thought he was his hipper-than-thou characters.
I think this actually looks kinda good. Matthew McConaghey is kinda on a hot streak after Bernie, Magic Mike and Killer Joe.
Where is OP?
i likey. i go see. ;^D
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
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http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Oh brother. Where are Scout and Jem and Dill?
"Dill I want y'all to stay away from that house, there's a maniac lives there."
Nicole looks good without qualifying that shit.
I still refuse to believe any of this, only one can write anything about anyone and once it takes legs it's hard to shake.
Having said that who know, if the Enquirer picked it up then I would say it was true!
Do people Really believe Richard Geer showed up at an LA emergency room with a gerbil up us ass...I mean a fuck GERBIL!!! LMAO!!!
Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:18pm.
IF- I get it, iget it! I was just confused bc it was you lol
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:)ya we all know Ms Fury is a sweetie and she wouldn't want to hut anyone on purpose, she has a smartass wit about her that's all.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:17pm.
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LMAO>>>you're killing me here...Hey was that what you wrote here or to me about a year or so ago?
Sorry I just read your link now, I remember reading this before.
IF- I get it, iget it! I was just confused bc it was you lol
Twatty- well, we should check for any celeb sightings of him around the city lately. Since it's been so f'ing hot, I'm sure he's in freaky fetish heaven.
Whamo- here is the talking through assistants story:
ack in the early 90's, I was a department head for a (at the time) Chicago-based housewares stores. One Saturday afternoon, John Cusack shows up with his personal assistant in tow. Almost all the employees were going crazy over him but, while I like his films, I didn't see what the big deal was so I kept on with my work. Sure enough, John and his assistant pick me out to help them. The entire team I was with them, John would whisper in his assistant's ear and his assistant would repeat OUT LOUD whatever John whispered to him. The assistant would always start off by saying "John would like..." or "John wants...". It was incredibly demeaning and tacky. I got frustrated so I started to look directly at John but would say "Tell John that..." or "Let John know...". What an ass!
Then apparently, he shit his pants on the set of The Thin Red Line and left the shit laden pants for his assistant to clean up!
Here is a whole cornucopia of John Cusack is a dick stories:
http://princessmc.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=Celebrities&action=print...
Nicole Kidman is shameless. She get's an undeserved Oscar and huge Hollywood career in exchange for bearding for Tom Cruise. She gets 20M per bomb after bomb after bomb. See imdb, it's breathtaking how many movies she made that got awful reviews and no one went to. The studios finally figure out that she is the worst return on investment ever and stop offering her roles in legitimate movies. So instead of taking her vast fortune, two kids, husband and retire to Australia or Nashville, she rolls out a new face every few months and is doing soft core porn. Pathetic.
Whamo, don't let Twatty do that. I like Cusack too!
@ElB, feel free to chime in... please describe your experience with axilla Those stories are always hott! hahaaha
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ubmitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:09pm.
*sniffs Whamo's pits*
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The thing about Cusack is the path he's taken career wise hasn't been as successful as some of his peers. He's always done critically loved, thoughtful movies, little subversive, indie styled films mostly.
Different from Pitt, Cruise, Penn and Depp. He's never achieved that status even though he's just as good as them. I think I noticed a change in him a few years ago, kinda bitter and douchy. It's a shame.
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Pit sniffing? I like Pit Licking mmmmmmmm.
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*sniffs Whamo's pits*
I actually do like the smell of BH's pits after he showers.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:06pm.
Whamo, those stories about the pit-sniffing Cusack, can't be true, can they? Sounds made up. lolol
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I don`t WANT to believe it. Twatty is trying to kill one a my favorite actors on me. :D
Whamo, those stories about the pit-sniffing Cusack, can't be true, can they? Sounds made up. lolol
@Twatty, like what? What wouldn't you do in front of your significant other, Twatty? HAHAHA Just kidding ya! ;p
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:49pm.
Whamo -- that was me!!!
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Was it you, you Evil bitch you, you made me start thinking he was a freak.LOL Ok you've heard he makes people talk through an assistant, LOL I mean come on what does that mean? Is it like when you were a kid and got into a fight with your sister you'd be sitting at the dinner table and say...um Mom can you tell Leanne to pass the salt even though Leanne was right beside you. Bawahaaa!!
Nathan Adrian- What a nice bloke. Gold for USA USA USA!
I'm gonna watch this film because I have read every Pete Dexter book around and he is superb. In my top 10 authors.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:45pm.
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Aw come on Jacko you know she's just goofin around, I get the "Canadian" thing all the time it's all good bud:) Peace man!
Mel-Tang -- on the other hand, I would sniff away on the freshly-showered, clean pits of Chris Meloni, Jon Hamm or Mark Harmon any day; you bring up an excellent point, LOL!
Louise -- but pit-sniffing? It's not like an ordinary thing one whips out of the ass; that truly is an exotic sick fetish if you ask me, so I do think it has to be true.
*sniff, sniff*
WHAT'S WRONG WITH PIT SNIFFING???? As long as they smell good. :)
www.poopreport.com :)
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I like Nicole much more in these types of roles too! Yum to Zac.
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:45pm.
Whamo, NK is my husband's dream girl. He thinks she is the cat's pajamas! :)
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Your husband is obviously a brilliant man! lol!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:53pm.
Zac is Chinese?
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More like Pekinese.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:53pm.
lmao
/not chinese - i have one to laugh off
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Them panties, take 'em off.
Zac is Chinese?
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Love it, looks like a great trashy summer move. Count me in!
She Stinks!