Open Post: Hosted By Doogie Howser And Child
File this under: Yet another reason to hate on toddlers.
Toddlers have don't have to work, don't have to go to school, don't have to walk much, don't have to go through a 30-minute beauty treatment every night, can get away with wearing fucked up outfits in public, can make a poopy in their pants without getting judged for it and they don't have to worry about getting the cops called on them when they bust into a full tantrum on the floor of a McDonald's after their parent refuses to buy them a soft-serve. Toddlers have it all!
And Neil Patrick Harris' twin toddlers really have it all. Look at this toddler. This toddler is in the arms of Doogie Howser on Elton John's yacht in St. Tropez while all of us aren't in the arms of Doogie Howser and aren't on Elton John's yacht docked in St. Tropez. But mostly, I'm mad at that toddler for making that life vest work, because I've never ever been able to do that no matter how hard I try to match my boat-riding outfit with the color orange.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 2:20am.
No, not in HMB; just visit a lot.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 12:35am.
Kindly name anyone from the Lochte family (aside of Ryan *cough cough* news outlets) that you feel you are familiar with.
None of them, apart from what I read. With a couple of exceptions due to work or friends, that's true of everyone who appears on this site. Never stopped me from butting in before.
@Foxxy
I know! So many foreclosures. Yeah, we may just tough it out though. It's just that our retirement is suffering right now. Gotta hit the hay. Hope to see you on JJ for some loon slaughtering soon! I visited today and was so overwhelmed by the delusion that I couldn't even bother. I guess a minor loon quoted something complimentary about Heroina from a particular site and Queen loon Passing Through went on a page long tirade about not trusting that site because the site once said a necklace worn by Brad was given by Jennifer Aniston when it was actually given by his Saintly "fiancee" Angie...or something...God help me. Anyway, have a good one Foxxy.
@ Gigaboob --
" if I can find a house with a built in wet bar and possibly a big backyard (priorities)"
stay tuned to your friendly neighborhood REO listings ... ;-) and, :-( for the former homeowners whose homes are listed.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Foxxy
Lmao at "cowtown". I have some family in cowtown so I kind of like it. I visited Elk Grove a few times. Seems like it's all tract houses, but that's ok with me if I can find a house with a built in wet bar and possibly a big backyard (priorities). I just don't know if we can handle the heat. I think that's why the Peninsula is so expensive.
@ Gigaboob
[Robin Harris voice] small world! and, good to see you too
if he's not in HMB he knows a lot about the coast -- we had a couple of detailed discussions about local news, coast restaurants and stores etc
for sure, i moved to cowtown to save $, not because i wanted to be livestock adjacent ;-). don't know abt Sac City schools but from roommate with 8 yr old and neighbors i understand that the Elk Grove school district is exceptional. i live on the border
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey Foxxy! Good to see you tonight. I'm in San Mateo and I'm fucked. I grew up here so my fam is here and the schools are great here so that's why I'm here, lol. From what I remember, I don't think Rande is from HMB, I think he said he liked visiting there. If my husband can get a transfer to Sac Town, I would consider moving there actually. I don't know about the school system there, but even putting our kid in private school would be better than the mortgage we pay now.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 4:15pm
lol, Rande is in Half Moon Bay! :-) i lived in Pacifica til 2010 now in far outer San Francisco suburbs (aka Sacramento) :-P where are you?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i'm late for the thank you, but thank you UnemployedBum! ;-) and another one to SDR. let's just end this story by saying that my mechanic is a 10-15 year ford deal mechanic and he said that this was the worst brake situation he ever saw -- absolutely no pad at all remaining. but i made it home today yaaaay!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 4:15pm
not trying to get into the shit w/you and Bacon but just saying that after a certain point when one is past due some lenders stop taking mortgage payments even if one tries to pay, and ofter there are legitimate legal strategic reasons to stop making mortgage payments even if you can do so
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 4:15pm
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Rande, she said that her children didn't know of the foreclosure and I gotta agree with Bacon that parents of celebs should be off limits though curiosity got the best of me and I read the story on abcnews. I hope she at least agrees to live with Ryan or that she has second thoughts and lets Ryan return the favor for all the sacrifices she committed for him.
And how much is mortgage on a 200K house? Try living here in the Bay Area. Fuck me. My kid ain't never leaving gymnastics.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 4:15pm.
CitiBank is foreclosing on Ryan Lochte's parents' FL home.
I just read an article about how much Olympic gold medals are worth. Not much gold in them evidently.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/08/how-much-are-olympic-gol...
@Rande
Kindly name anyone from the Lochte family (aside of Ryan *cough cough* news outlets) that you feel you are familiar with.
I just don't get you. I love your contributions, but we will never be on the same page on this issue.
That is all.
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 11:36pm.
I read it in the national news. I suppose the national news could be wrong but I doubt it.
The Lochtes are all public figures, so they should get used to having their affairs looked at. All the facts in my post (and the parents' divorce, which you brought up) are from the public record; the shoes and grill stuff comes from Ryan's own pandering on TV.
Night Bacony, hope your Dad is doing better.
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@Rande
I'm a fairly calm person, however, that we even KNOW of this through the "news", and that you haven't done a bit of research before spreading it and absolute hatred about people and their circumstances that you know nothing of, makes me absolutely furious.
Have you ever had the rug pulled out underneath you, possibly from circumstances that were beyond your control? Lochte's MOTHER went through a divorce and lost her job before the Olympics and HIS PARENT'S finances aired world-wide. LOCHTE'S MOTHER said that she wouldn't dream of asking her kids for help. At least give that a bit of consideration before you trash a hard-working athlete and his family that undoubtedly sacrificed their time to get him where he is.
No one, outstanding athletes or everyday Joe's, family or not, should EVER be treated in this manner.
Hooker out.
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CitiBank is foreclosing on Ryan Lochte's parents' FL home. It must be under water: They owe around $250k on a $258k mortgage and haven't made any payments in over a year; the bank is seeking to hold them personally responsible for the balance after forced sale. Meanwhile, Ryan has a giant closet full of dumb shoes and a silver grill.
Sometimes my two-year-old nephew lets out a big sigh or has a worried expression on his face and I can't help but think, "What the fuck do you have to be stressed over, you little ankle biter?" Then I eat his Goldfish crackers.
Hi Insanely Fucking! hehehe
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Is there nobody fucking here? I almost went into a panic attack this morning.
I dreamt only the demons survived. Well, ain't that peachy. I guess I was right.
Loopy, I prefer to think he was being an awesome host and leaving the gorgeous guests to lounge comfortably on the deck of his boat. There was some scrumptious eye candy partying it up in the back too, just outside the camera's view. See... No need to bring Elton into the lounging... Deal?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 12:23pm.
lol they were on elton's yacht :P
Mani6, it is much much better! Have a small fruit and vegetable market as well, not too far away where local farmers sell their goods, love it, never see such juicy produce at the stores...
Now deciding whether it is not too hot to go out to clean and apply sealant on the deck... it takes a couple of days... so still decidin' hahaha
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Low hanging fruit what???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 12:41pm.
Yes WR and Dog, there is nothing better than homegrown fruit.
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Why you gotta bring Mah Boo into this? Sheesh!
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Yes WR and Dog, there is nothing better than homegrown fruit.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 12:30pm.
It is so damn hot and humid outside.
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Our veggies are all doing well despite this same weather but that's because Male Dog is a fanatic and nurses them along like his life depends on it. It actually does because if I don't have my fresh herbs, cukes, carrots and tomatoes, I'll be very unhappy and if Dog ain't happy - ain't NOBODY happy.
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Mani6, lots of water, I'm in and out in the yard too and already sweatin' - keep well-hydrated cuz it looks like a scorcher out there... ;)
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It is so damn hot and humid outside. I just went out to try to fix up my tomato plants...thy're drooping all over the place. I had two cornstalks that got knocked down by some animal and the ears of corn eaten. My watermelon plant is way overgrown and NO watermelons.
I'm going to try to hand pollinate the watermelon...seems so nasty though!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 11:56am.
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Loopy all was fine... until you mentioned Elton... Spoiled it... Thanks bud. lmao
Of course it's posed, Doggie smiles right at the camera... and they never stop... but they look so cute doing it!
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oh puh lease, its a fucking photo-op, we all know there are four filino nannies looking after the kids whilst Doodie HoleIsSore and his boyfriend get gang bang fisted by elton john's friends.
Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:48pm.
You have to start somewhere, and I guess as long as there is shown to be a place for them to compete, the country will allow them to go, and aim for getting better the next Games.
Just a thought: Instead of starting at the Olympics having a woman that is totally unqualified to be there as a statement or a beginning for next time---why don't we start by being outraged as a people that hundreds/thousands of woman are being stoned to death or beheading in some of these country.
Let's start with that.
I like all the kissing and hugging, that's how I wanna raise my child if I ever get to have one.
Crazy brake story unemployed bum. You definitely should keep that husband. ;-)
I jumped back on to correct my spelling of 'brake' and see your spell checker, like mine, needs work also. :-)
Cute family.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 12:51am.
thank you SDR, and thank you for staying here extra time to write that!! yep, i was telling the bus driver my sad story and he told me essentially "drive it like you stole it" too, lmao.
but, never even thought about fluid. will take a can with me when i go get the car tomorrow, THANKS!!
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I'm late to the car problems party, but if you are leaking break fluid, drive with one hand on the E-break. True story: about 3 months ago my husband and I were driving to the supermarket and the car was stopping fine while backing out of the driveway. But about a mile down the road on the way to a very busy intersection, the car just wouldn't stop anymore. Not like squeaky breaks either, the break went straight down to the floor without any warning. Luckly traffic was dead at the time and hubby is an awesome driver because otherwise the car would have either t-boned someone or gone in the lake. It was like a scene out of an action movie the way he had to use the e break and swerve at the same time. So, we pulled over and got out to check what was wrong. Break fluid was dripping out of one of the lines at a steady flow. The check breaks light didn't come on until after this incident. Adding more break fuid only helped get us to a mechanic without needing a tow. Breaks are one of those car problems that you can't put on the back burner. I hope everything is okay with your car and stay safe.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
Looks fun on that boat, but not relaxing. Toddlers and water = NO REST.
Travel safe by any means dlisters and may all your break fluid stay where it belongs!
@Foxxy Brown,
I'm just gonna butt in because brakes are a safety feature, and there are good mechanics out there and bad mechanics out there, and you said you didn't remember what was done to a wheel. Depending on your car, it might have involved a master cylinder, which is related to the braking system.
Like SDR said, the brake pedal going "mushy" sounds like a brake fluid issue (and since master cylinders involve pressure, it might be related to your wheel issue of the past). Please don't not take that seriously. I drive a 1995 car that has a dummy light that flashes when I make a turn and the brake fluid is low - so I wonder if you're getting a light?
A word of caution about the emergency brake: some people don't use them (they used to be called a "parking" brake). Make sure yours works before you drive the car, since you are having brake issues. If you don't use it regularly, things can build up/rust, the cable can get twisted, lots of things can go wrong with it. Emergency brakes on many cars don't prevent a car from rolling in reverse.
You might think you only have a few stops, but the time you might need your brakes most could happen on the highway.
Warped rotors are most noticeable when you are coming to a gradual stop. You will feel like the brake is grabbing and releasing and grabbing and releasing. If the warping isn't too bad, a mechanic can take the rotors/drums off, put them on a lathe, and even them out. If they get too warped -- if you have the trouble and let it go too long -- the rotors or drums have to be replaced. The rotors (or drums - drums are normally older cars, but I think they are still used) can only be evened up to a certain width before they become ineffective.
And then there are calipers. I don't understand how they work, but when someone has brake problems, calipers seem to be the shittiest, most expensive parts.
Be very careful.
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
/sits down next to LaChaylo to wait for the Flickr link
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, he was talking about his giant schlong, lol!
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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 1:28am.
last night did i miss him talking about his own butt for a change?! dammit!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 1:28am.
You know they have nice asses!
And your comment yesterday, pics please! ;-)
Well fuck. I gotta find out what's goin on with my internet service. It goes out for hours at a time, I hate verizon. Anyway I see I missed a discussion on Muslim countries allowing women to compete in the Olympics. Personally I'm against it.
You can't see their butts with all those clothes on.
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i cannot believe she dropped a tease about moms and butt plugs, and then left. :-(
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@SDR
your jar jar dog's ass > Phelps face
i'm rooting for you Missy Franklin, but not as hard as i was before i learned you're a Bieber fan
can't believe his comments abt Prince Wm. just smh
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Glad you got the info Foxxy. If it gets rough, pull the e-brake. Most of them are still mechanically controlled (ie. cable). Who needs stinkin' brake fluid???
Lmao at "albino jar jar binks"! He can swim but dayum he hit every branch of the ugly tree when he fell from it.
I have a dog that looks like jar jar so that made me laugh. ;-P
Within - I didn't grow up with a daddy. My mothers solution to car problems was to turn up the radio. One time she cleaned out her glove box cause she heard a noise. It was the engine blowing, btw...
I worked at a mechanic shop while a 4th and 5th year college sophomore (shut it!) and used to get mad cause the old mechanics wouldn't just fix my POS car. I thank them today when I see them. They were lazy (prob tired too) but would stay late and drink beer and shout drunken instructions to me when I had to work on the 15 yo devil car. I learned A TON from those old redneck speed freaks (namely not to do speed! Lol)
Goodnight ladies! As a parting thought, my mom asked me and Mr. Spot what a butt plug was for. We were eating dinner at the time. Seems she has been reading 50 Shades of Grey.
I shall elaborate at a later date... O_O
Thanks Foxxy, lol Ya, Whams cut & pasted his reply to bebeh, WHO just loves to tease him about some dancing stuff. So I offered tickle him. And Whams gallantly accepted! OF COURSE!
SDR is somethin' hot with them brakes ain't she?! Ha!
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 12:48am.
will watch for pooled fluid, thx. and so funny you used the phrase "look like a tiny chihuahua lifted their leg on the inside of your tires." because 20 min ago a tiny chihuahua lifted his leg on the edge of my fucking couch
asshole dog.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
thank you SDR, and thank you for staying here extra time to write that!! yep, i was telling the bus driver my sad story and he told me essentially "drive it like you stole it" too, lmao.
but, never even thought about fluid. will take a can with me when i go get the car tomorrow, THANKS!!
Within, i'm chillaxin' with a refreshing alcohol beverage and two canine friends watching the divers and looking forward to not having to see Phelps' albino jar jar binks looking ass again after tonight :-)
i'll be off and on here tonite to join the fun
SDR, again thanks so much and good nite!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12