Dumb Douchebag Of The Day

If your $257,000 Ferrari is parked in the valet zone of The Mercer Hotel in SoHo and a cop starts writing your ass a ticket for being parked in the valet zone, you should just take the ticket, drive your car to a $75-a-day parking garage (and that’s probably the cheapest parking garage in that neighborhood) and then go back inside to do Cristal shots out of her reality trash girlfriend’s belly button. But that’s not what 28-year-old Julien Chabbott, who is the co-creator of the Line Snob app, did and it got him a day in the clink.

Jalopnik says that Damian Mory was shooting video of the Ferrari when stupid twat extraordinaire Julien came out of the hotel, refused to take the ticket Officer Recio was writing and got in his fancy ass car to drive away. Officer Recio told Julien not to even think about driving away and the cop put his foot in front of the wheel to let a bitch know that he wasn’t playing around. There are many ways to show the world that you’re a dumb, entitled bitch and one of them is to drive away when a cop tells you to do the opposite. Julien hit the gas and also allegedly hit the cop’s foot. BOOM. Game Over. Julien was pulled out of his car and forced to make out with the cobblestones. Julien was arrested, taken down to the police station and charged with being a dumb bitch, being a dumb bitch and being a dumb bitch.

A spokesperson for the NYPD tells the Observer that Officer Recio had to go to the hospital to be treated for an injury to his foot and hand. He was released a quick second later.

I could watch this video over and over again. Julien is dumb as shit, the cop is crazy as hell and I am entertained! Slow claps for everyone. Really, don’t all of us already know that when you screw with a cop, you’re either going to get a taser to the ass or a pavement facial scrub? But what do you expect from Julien’s dumb ass? I mean, he’s dating Stephanie Pratt, Spencer Pratt’s sister and face twin, so we obviously know that he’s not that great at making life choices.