Monday, August 6th 2012

Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count)

The last time we left the Cunty Crusty Queen vs. Cunty Crusty Queen feud, Elton John and his husband David Furnish were mad at Madge for beating them for the Best Song trophy at the Golden Globes earlier this year. Well, Elton is still sticking his nose up Lady CaCa's ass while farting all over Madge, and yes Elton's farts smell like rotten hydrangeas marinating in rusty toilet tank water. During an interview in Australia with music journalist Molly Meldrum, Elton grabbed Madge by the hair, dragged her across the floor, stopped for a second after his hip gave out and then continued to drag, drag, drag that bitch. Elton blew air kisses at CaCa, Katy Perry and RiRi, but said that Madge needs to put it away.

"She is such a nightmare. I'm sorry. Her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt.

If Madonna had any common sense she would have made a record like Ray Of Light and stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and make great pop records, which she does brilliantly. But no, she had to go and prove… she looks like a fucking fairground stripper.”

Damn, when are we going to find out that Madge butt fucked herself with Elton's favorite pair of glasses? But I hope that Elton never stops being a bitter old bitch queen and never stops shooting balls of pressed hate with his mouth at Madge, because nothing is more entertaining than two egotistical bitches beating each other down. Bitterness does get better with age. And I don't expect Madge to respond to Elton's hate. Madge is too busy lurking in the darkness behind Elton, patiently waiting for his 19-year-old son Zachary to turn 18, so she can get the ultimate revenge on her rival by marrying his first born! If the gods have any love for us, they'll make this happen.

And skip to the 7:24 mark below to see Elton take a swat at Madge's fairground stripper crotch AGAIN:

via Queerty

Posted by: Michael K


ponyboy's picture

Bahahahaha!!! Sorry but that bitch Madonna NEEDS to be told this shit! She talks so much crap about other female artists .....
Just an old case of "That's What she gets"
Lmao

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I'm thinking the whole thing started years ago at the Brit Awards--- can't remember what year it was, but Madonna got Best Live Act and Elton went fucking ballistic, spewing the venom afterwards, saying, "Live act? Since when is lipsyncing a "live" act?" or some such rant. He threatened to boycott the Brits but I don't know whether or not he actually did. She made some mealy-moouthed statement like "Elton's entitled to his opinion" and I think that lost her a lot of cred in the industry. She never really recovered from that. And, truth, if it weren't for the gheys, bitch would have no career. ask Kylie Minogue and Cher about that, they're in the same leaky lifeboat.
Plus, Madonna *is* just a lying, money grubbing cunt. Elton dimed it. And she's a fake...that faux-British accent must just drive him batty. David prolly has to give Elton his "pirin tablets" to calm him down.

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I know i'm late here-- catching up on days' worth of posts-- but damn, I gotta give my Elton props. He just flings his hatred of Madonna like monkey feces and I just LOVE it. I love him for calling her out on her fucking uselessness and lack of talent. I wish she'd choke on a hydrangea-scented dick.

I know I'm a little tardy to this party but I think the better person can be measured by how they treat their help and it sounds like Elton wins on that end.
Over time ppl talk about shit like that and Madonna has lost bigtime in that respect. She really does sound absolutely horrible in every way. mental.

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grunge_hippy's picture

Molly still sounds a bit wobbly after his stack.

and of course they have bumped no no's multiple times....

loopygorilla's picture

they were both once BFFs, what made them fall out?

my guess is, besides fighting for a hung brazilian 20 year old cock.

madonna went to elton's big old orgy party and during some drunken moment pulled elton's pants down as a joke, but she didnt know elton was going commando, and every party guest saw elton's tiny soldier clean shaven but had wiry dusty grey/brown stumble and shaving cuts and some ingrown hair pimples.

elton was soo embarrased, that the next day he visit madge, brought with him a flask of concentrated mongolian chilli oil and some non-english speaking brazilian big dick guy named Antonio to intro to madge, and whilst madge was distracted, he went up to her bedroom and rubbed her dildo in chilli oil. let it dry and then went downstairs, but madge didnt even know he was gone cuz she was trying to teach Antonio, the word "eat my pussy" and demonstrating it by holding onto Antonio's hand which was inside madge's crouch and trying to escape.

and elton said "ohh blimey gotta go love, gotta go breast feed my baby"
madge in her english accent: "babey? but i faaaught you wasnt having that yet"
elton: "ohh no love, the babies aaavent arrive yet, im talking about david"
madge: "oh hahaha well tood looo, i have to go fuck over a charity in malawi and i mustnt be late...cherrioo"

later that night, Madge used her dildo and the scream "my vagina is on HOTTT its on fire" was heard from miles away.

Bda's picture

I hate both these cunts but I agree with Elton. Fuck Madonna. Drag that old bitch some more. She looks a plum fool trying to stay relevant and looking like someones grandma up on stage. Poor woman doesn't even know how stupid she looks.

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I can't help it. I want Elton John to die and to take Paul McCartney with him. And just throw Madonna into that death mix.
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I think Elton is right about her Ray of Light album. That was good. Her recent stuff not so much. But in the end, who really cares? Madonna is about Madonna and Elton's dislike of her seems to encompass many layers. I hope he sleeps well at night.. NOT thinking about Madonna.. who he acts like she stole his husband or something

Awwww, I hate it when someone I hate says something I agree with. I don't want to side with either of these shriveled, has-been whores.

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loopygorilla's picture

They both used their money to get what their own way.
But Madonna really fucked up when she took advantage of Malawi, she promised to help a charity, but it was like a christmas puppy gift, soon she got bored with it and she left all those people to rot. all the while she opens her man eating grey hair stumble cave and swallows any young load her money can buy.
at least elton doesn't pretend to help charities in third world countries to try and buy a baby, cuz he just doesnt give a shit about people in third worlds (fair enough its his money) elton's too busy hosting those lavish playboy-esque sex parties and he is saving money to buy a bigger yacht to sail in St Tropez with doogie howser, and he needs a down payment to pay the first male modelling agency to send 20 hot guys to service their fat doughy bodies with shrivelled snail dicks.

Well, at least she doesn't whore herself out to that fat, bigoted pig Rush Limbaugh and sing and dance at his n+1th wedding.

Dion flowerboy's picture

They WISH they were Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. At least Elton John has talent.

Mani6's picture

I cun't with these two Narcissiticunts.

Bjork You's picture

Ha, ha, ha!!!! Well, she is a cunt! Him too, but he is more talented and clever, even if he is a suck up and should shut the fuck up for performing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding. You don't have a leg to stand on with that one, Elton. Still, I like that he gives egotistical, pretentious, spoiled jerk a run for her money.

Can't with these two

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it's sort of sickening how Elton sucks up to katy perry, rihanna, and gaga. really? it's clear he's just all about what's "hot" at the moment. he'll hang them out to dry soon enough.

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Scott in NYC's picture

This isn't even a feud so much as Elton on his usual rant. I don't remember reading any snide comments from Madonna. True or not, it looks like Elton is jealous of Madonna's success. Her tour seems to be doing well and she's still in incredible shape. Yes, she's a total, complete, 1000% narcissistic bitch....but she's in show biz. Elton needs to focus on something else.

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 6:27pm.
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Or maybe Madge has discovered that the way to get back at Elton is to TORTURE Lady Copy+Paste! Lmao ;)

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stopped for a second after his hip gave out and then continued to drag"

bhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Team Elton! Nobody does bitchiness like he does.

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Why is everyone saying he's bitter? What the fuck does he have to be bitter about? He has more money than God, a partner of 19 years that he is still madly in love with, a gorgeous baby, he still tours, writes broadway shows and songs for movies. HE IS NOT BITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just fucking hates Madonna and he's right that she should have just tried to write good music and not get on stage flashing her crotch and tits and being pathetic.

Whatever's picture

Madonna should hang it up already. She is old and boring.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:50pm.

Meanwhile that school for girls in Malawi that Madonna used to get herself some extra attention in 2010 remains a barren untilled piece of land, which the locals once used to provide crops for themselves but is now being converted into a cemetery. Anyone who believes in shameless displays of celebrity charity is a fucking moron.
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Long Live the True Queen, Sir Elton John!!

He's SO right, Vadge forgot who she was, a pop singer. She's always been over-the-top, and it worked. The thing she didn't remember is, after awhile, you concentrate so hard on being over-the-top, you forget what made you famous in the first place--your music. She thinks the key to staying relevant is 'staying young,' but she's wrong. The key to staying relevant is to still produce quality product, keep writing good music. Not doing whatever you think the next gimmick is, just to stroke your own ego, and make yourself seem relevant to you.

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Deb's picture

Maybe Madonna doesn't say anything back to Elton because she knows that her fan base is old queens watching her do her own joyless drag show of her young, edgy self. And Elton John is the Queen of the queens, so he gets to READ her.

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hes right about alot, but saying her carere is over is ridiculous. this tour will make more money than his last tour. doesn't sound like a dead career to me.
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imma gonna go w/ elton cause you dont see him nowadays strutting on stage wearing shit costumes like madonna -the old whore still thinks its 1984.

elton has grown up. madonna hasnt.

i met elton. and yea hes kinda full of himself. but he treats staff & guests very good,generous.

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"........she looks like a fucking fairground stripper.”

He speaks the truth!! She is disgusting..... just like those thousands of cockroaches running across MK's page at the bottom..... VOM!!

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abbizmal's picture

He may be a crusty cunt queen, but he speaks the truth. hahahahahahaha. I love this shit.

Edna -E- Mode's picture

Elton has made some amazing music in the past (tumbleweed connection my fave album)

but he needs to shut up.

go tend to your children and start acting like a grown up and trying to add positivity to the world that your children are going to 'inherit.
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*repeatedly berating and bullying some woman you think 'deserves it'.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 4:15pm.

Yes, Elton has no problem turning on his friends. He was a cunt to Taupin and they stopped speaking for a good chunk of time, and lets not forget when her turned on Princess Diana, and then tried to act like they were good after she had died. BULLSHIT, he wasn't speaking to her and felt like a piece of shit for it. Then he recycles a tired ass song in trying to make himself look like a loving friend at her funeral. What an asshole he is.

Madonna at least keeps her mouth shut about this old, fat, embittered queen.

LOL at Elton what a bitter jealous Queen. Could he sweat anymore in this interview? He's probably alway worried of the wrath of Madge

Deep down he's still pissed at her ignoring his Golden Globes bitchslap *and* her win at the awards. He also seems to be fuming that many gay men worldwide would rather see her flash her snatch, ass and cans at a concert than to hear him jawbone incessantly about any topic that comes into his head. *Everything* has to be about Sir Elton, but Madge ain't playing his game. Much props to her for that.
Now if she only would get off the Gaga bashing, I'd be in corner again.

By the way, how soon before Gaga becomes the next victim of his acid queen tongue? She's too smart to answer back to him anyway.

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Team Bitter Old Queen. Better than a crusty, dried up cunt who cannot act or dress her age.

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I think if anyone makes an issue of her age, it's Madonna. There are plenty of mature ladies who are hotter than most of the youngins out there and dress like it - Sophia Loren, Helen Mirren, Michelle Pfeiffer, etc. They're not wearing muumuus. But if you're 50+ running around in a cheerleader/flag twirler uniform all the time, you're the one obsessed with youth. Same with Mariah and her glittery Hello Kitty obsession.

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Submitted by warpdrive on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:06pm.

I WAS referrng to Elton's earlier work. As in: Empty Sky, Elton John, Tumbleweed Connection, Madman Across the Water, Honky Chateau, Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player, Goodbye Yellowbrick Road, Caribou, Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy, and Rock of the Westies.
All these albums were released within 7 years!
Any popular musical artist would be proud to have produced ONE of those albums.
I like a several of singles after that.
Jesus.

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Pot meet kettle. They are both overblown & overpaid drama queens. Elton can be a nasty, bitchy, spoilt brat & so can Madge.

I've never been a fan of Elton's music. It's just not my cup of tea. However, I LOVED Madonna in her heyday. Loved all her albums, up until Ray Of Light. She lost me after that. Although I did like the singles Music & Hung Up.

Also, I sometimes have a dig at Madonna for being too old to do what she does. Then I do a 180, and think why the fuck shouldn't she be doing what she does! She is an aging female entertainer in a patriarchal/misogynist/sexist society. Notice no one tells Elton he is too old & should pack it in.

Basically they are two narcissists having a bitch fight. But if it came down to it I would have to be on Madonna's side (scary I know).

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I wish Elton would have gone harder at Madge for being a greedy steaming pile of lies. Her personality, the way she treats people, the baby-buying, and fake charity stuff are the worst things about her. The shit tunes and fairground stripper act are like nice dollops of cream and cherries on top.

Madonna stopped being good in the early 90's. Her 80's stuff was the best.

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well its about time somebody said it.

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Hasn't every one of the rounds of feuding between them just been Elton saying bitchy things as fat, bitter old queens do? I don't really remember any instances of Madonna just going after him for now reason, a few times she gave responses bust most of the times she doesn't say anything about it.

I liked Elton as a musician but other than Songs from the West Coast he hasn't made a good album in about 30 years.

Elton all the way , he can sing write and play the piano. Madonna can't play any instruments at all. Her books, suck donkey balls and such atroticous acting over the years. Time to hang it up already. She's soooo nagged out ! F N hate her plastic fake steroid filler injected guts

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Have fun! with your friends and family. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to bits to have you around. Hope you'll still be coming round here though. ;-)

@ Within I'll keep trying. If I can get a part time waitressing job then at least I'll have something as a back up. There is a massage therapist round the corner from me who also teaches yoga but her bread and butter is from doing massage. We'll see what happens. Thanks for the support.

OT: I wonder if Elton has as many wigs as he has eyeglasses?

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Submitted by Thamar on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:44pm.
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Heroic Cupcake's picture

Elton can be a bitch all she wants, it doesn't stop her from being a fat ginger named Reginald once all the Spanx and mirrors are taken away.

Totally agree with him on that dried up old succubus Vadge though!

stefystef's picture

I wonder how long it will take for Elton to back track on this statement.

I totally agree with Elton. But he could easily be talking to himself too. These Queens are bringing DRAMA back to the music biz.

And I LOVE IT! *LOL*

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Diamond, don't give up. That girl was determined and finally did it. There's not enough business for personal training huh? Sometimes that get's you some great income.
You could even try advertising online and the papers. You'd be surprised how people find you, sometimes all it takes is a good ad! Even if you do other work to supplement in the interim, Keep at it Diamond!

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 08/06/2012 - 12:58pm.

Lucky girl, did you play some Beach Volleyball in a bikini? I hope you played some Beach Volleyball in a bikini. That was a lovely BIG heart. :)

I had a good weekend, in that it was productive for once. I got a lot of my editing done. I'm leaving for Edinburgh in an hour to remind my parents I'm still alive, see some friends this week, and hopefully my mum's cooking will wipe away my blues.

@ Within

I did not get approved for a business loan so not really banking on my own studio right now.
I've applied for a few waitress jobs and already had one interview. I'll probably make more doing that with the tips than I did working at the gym. *Fingers crossed*

Did you catch anymore hotties on the Olympics?? The male sprinters have outfits that leave little to the imagination. *blushes*

OT: Elton is a MAJOR diva. Saw a documentary about him years ago. Funny to see a grown man with a bad rug have a temper tantrum.