When An Anti-Gay Protest Goes RIGHT!

This was everywhere yesterday and I was about to post it, but I stopped myself, because it's just TOO perfect and I kept waiting for the words "Written & Directed by Christopher Guest" to pop up on the screen at the very end. But The Smoking Gun says that this isn't a parody and it's made of one hundred percent Marcus Bachmann realness. Cam from Modern Family's gayer, slightly less-bearish, closeted dumb ass second cousin LIVES!

TSG says that 65-year-old real estate broker and pink shirt aficionado Michael Leisner is a gay-hating crazy who regularly posts videos on YouTube where he shits up hate at Obama, Bill Maher and Barney Frank for making this country a gayer place. Speaking of making this world a gayer place, Michael staged his own protest on the lawn of the General Mills Headquarters in Minnesota over the weekend, because of their support for same-sex marriage and because Cheerios look like the freshly fucked b-holes of power bottoms. Obviously. As two teenagers giggled at his stupid bitch foolery, Michael tried to really show those gay-loving heathens at General Mills that he means business by torching a box of Honey Nut Cheerios on the front lawn of their headquarters. What was supposed to be a serious protest turned into (read in Madeline Kahn's voice if you know what's good) flame, flames, flaaaames on the side of the lawn.

I know Michael Leisner thinks my gay soul will burn in a bowl on top of a wooden stool in front of the GM headquarters in Hell, but I have to thank him for making Honey Nut Cheerios taste extra sweet thanks to this act of total buffoonery. Dumb bitch nutted honey over everyone's Cheerios with this mess. Michael told TSG that he thought General Mills' lawn was "saturated" with water and that he didn't think the flames of LOLs would spread. Michael also said that he knows there's a chance the police might want to speak to him about burning shit on private property.

Well, at least this dumb ass can walk away from this knowing that he has made thousands laugh by out-flaming a box of flaming Honey Nut Cheerios all in the name of gay (and Toucan Sam) hate.

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 2:08am.

http://youtu.be/9gbkC1DESlk

Where did all the Oly go?

Submitted by LASux on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 1:16am.

He's a Big LADEEEEE!

Submitted by Uptown James on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:14pm.

He's as big a Self-Loathing Old Queen as the Archbishop of Minneapolis & St Paul, Herr Nienstedt.
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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 9:22pm.

Methinks the Rev. Fred Phelps just fell in love...

Submitted by imsonotoverbrad on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:58pm.

This just reminded me that I finished a box of Honey nut Cheerios this morning and forgot to buy another box today. What am I going to eat tomorrow morning?!?!?

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 8:06pm.

What a douchebag........

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:57pm.

Dumbass!!!!

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 7:45pm.

I don't get it. This guy is gay

Where did all the Oly go?

Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 6:29pm.

Bitch, get a damn trainer. Maybe you'll actually get some dick instead of throwing the pathetic self-loathing party for yourself.

Submitted by grounder on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 6:28pm.

Religion is Satan's main instrument in spreading his message of hate across the world.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:28pm.

God is everywhere....and she obviously has a sense of humor.

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:11pm.

What a moron!

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Submitted by gee_gee on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 5:03pm.

Can you believe this simple-ass-bitch hating on Honey Nut Cheerios? He is dead to me.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 4:38pm.

You know the most vehement gay-haters tend to be huge closet cases. Sometimes you just gotta wonder...why all the hate!? They're hating themselves.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 3:36pm.

And now he has been, ahem, fired.

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/08/minnesotas-cheerios-arsonist-is-fir...

Submitted by Xander on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 3:31pm.

I don't get it. This guy is gay

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:37pm.

Everybody has to protest something don't they. I heard the latest is not to "patronize businesses that do business with Chick fil A"! Hear that LAX?! I may live in LA but I'll find a new airport! So stupid.

Submitted by BlueOrchid on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:15pm.

I was so hoping his pants would catch on fire.

Submitted by Christie Love on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:04pm.

Come out the closet!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:50pm.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 2:13pm.

Aww Suzy, hope you get better soon! Nothing worse than having that shit in the Summer!

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:48pm.

This guy needs a boyfriend asap. Poor dude is going hormonal.

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:43pm.

Evil_Cupcake & snowpiece - Me too! I've had a very phlegmy chest cold for 8 weeks now and am constantly feeling like I'm about to retch. That ad nearly made me puke the first time I saw it. The skin infection is a nice complement, too. I love that MK can make a living doing what he does, but wish some of the advertisers were a little more palatable. Still preferable to Drunken Stepfather, though.

This turd didn't think the wind might hinder his plan?

Submitted by Vkn1981 on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:39pm.

Unless humanity has Hit its lowest point ever This HAS to be fake. No way can someone as gay as him be serious.

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:34pm.

Sugar is flammable! And so is alcohol, which is NOT a valid reason not to consume it.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:20pm.

Submitted by Queef Richards on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:53am.

Here's the real question: What's in Honey Nut Cheerios to make them so flammable?

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Exactly. I don't wanna eat something that explodes into flames and won't stop burning even if it lands on a wet lawn and you're stomping on it.

Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:17pm.

What a pathetic, self-loathing, FLAMING queen!!

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Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 1:36pm.

and you win dlisted for the morning.

/peeing laughing

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:06pm.

Is that Sucky in the video?

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:59am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:00pm.
if Mk doesn't take done that worse than pink slime ad soon, Imma have to give up dlisted for awhile....

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I happened to glance at that during lunch the other day, and well, lunch was over.

It really is offensive and gross, and it certainly is not educating me or anything it is supposed to be doing!

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:00pm.

he should have used Lucky Charms. that shit tastes like gasoline is a primary ingredient

/joins protest that his dumb self-denying ass didn't catch fire too

@Within: i won't be joining you for breakfast -- hate both of those "cereals" ;-P

ETA: @ Impertinent -- yes, that nasty shit would have worked too

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Buckalicious on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:54am.

Queerest closet dude I've seen in quite a while. His children obviously know he is gay and are having a good time with it. Also, arson.

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:51am.

A "Clue" reference puts a little joy in my day.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:50am.

He should have done this with Fruit Loops.

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Submitted by TracieTracieTracie on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:36am.

My gaydar is off the charts looking at this homo.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:16pm.

THIS guy hates gays???...mmmmmhummmm
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haha YES to this comment and all the others questioning this dude's sexuality. looool

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:09am.

Two question:

1. "Quick, get in the car!"?

2. Is it wrong of me to have wished for his pants to catch on fire?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 11:02am.

I didn't find it funny, just dumb. Set his fat ass on fire and I might laugh. I'm sure there's enough methane in him to get a huge bonfire going.

Submitted by joanne on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:54am.

It would have been better if the hateful fucker pants caught on fire. General Mills approved of this?

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:48am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 12:14pm.

No wonder you like gays... you ate too many Froot Loops, you they are the preferred cereals of the homosexuals right?

Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:46am.

LMFAO @ quick, get in the car!!!
HAHAHAH hateful mf coward got out of there quick.

Reminds me of my mom telling me a story of how they walked outside their neighborhood when there was a police chase going on. (Metiche) then the gunshots start going off and her and her husband are running back home and he's screaming WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW!!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:46am.

THIS guy hates gays???...mmmmmhummmm...

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:46am.

Love those protests OF ONE! lollol

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:44am.

Snowy- Jeebus! All I get are ads for games and shoes. LOL

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:44am.

What an idiot! hahahahahahahahahaha Someone send him a fruit basket! lolol

File under: Nutz over cereal

Loves Froot Loops and Corn Pops, best cereals EVAH!

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:43am.

He looks and sounds like Chuck Low's --- Morris "Morrie's Wigs Don't Come Off" Kessler --- character in "Goodfellas."

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:39am.

MAJOR FAIL.

Like he burnt the wrong cereal, cheerios ain't gay!!!

Its Froot Loops that are gay.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/07/2012 - 10:38am.

lou, it's like meat with yellow puss coming out of it

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