"Basketball Wives" Is Gonna Be REAL Fucked Up Next Season
There is no reason for anyone to be hitting anyone else unless someone is trying to kill you, your children are in danger, your mother is being raped or WE stops running Golden Girls reruns. Damn.
Basketball Wives tigress (and emitter of the classic "non-muthafuckin' factor" read) Evelyn Lozada had to make an unscheduled trip to the ER last night. Her husband, Miami Dolphin Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, allegedly head-butted her during an argument. Ow? Dude has a prominent forehead so Evelyn is lucky her own melon is still attached to the rest of her gold-diggin' body.
TMZ sez that Lozada found a receipt for condoms in Chad's ride, and those rubbers obviously hadn't seen the inside of her vagine. She confronted him about it, and that was when he supposedly Chris Brown-ed her. Chad claims it was an accident, but he was still arrested and booked on a single domestic charge and will soon be out on $2,500 bond.
Evelyn had lacerations (yikes) on her forehead and was taken to the hospital in Florida. She's since been released.
Was this just for the cameras? That's awful to think. But this is exactly the sort of "storyline" that takes place on that show. I don't hate to say it - Basketball Wives regularly features people acting like rabid animals and fistfights abound over things like imagined dirty looks, insinuations that people aren't being "real," and unsent party invites. People get paid to act gross, and producers encourage their antics to make it more enjoyable to watch. My head is hung, because I am guilty as fuck for perpetuating it because I watch this shit along with everyone else. Mostly because Tami Roman is my favorite television drunk. Her journey from "It wasn't not funny" on The Real World: Los Angeles to "Bougie Bitch. I'm going to get some fucking t-shirts made that say “Bougie Ass Bitch!" on Wives has thrilled and inspired me.
But then it leads to crazy like this. Dude used that big cranium to HEADBUTT his wife. Time the fuck out, everyone. Let's keep our melons to ourselves.
Mugshot (and a picture from their wedding) below.
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Shit just got real....Ochocinco just got CUT by the Dolphins:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/12/chad-johnson-miami-dolphins-released-cut-d...
Now he's out a job, and he's soon gonna be out a wife and his ca$h money millions. Dumbass.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 3:14pm.
Why do so many people here seem angrier at the woman in this case than the man WHO HEADBUTTED HER?
I admit I've never watched her show, or even heard of her before this, but can anyone really be awful enough for that reaction?
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I don't know them at all, but they both sound like they're full of themselves. Men are physically stronger and can kill you with their hands. It is NEVER acceptable to hit a woman or a man. People don't deserve to be hit. Period.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 9:00pm.
I'm on East coast...just saw George Michael! If Boy George shows up we can all go home now! LOL!
Is that Sting singing/queefing with the LSO?
Other question: Are they going to re-unite the Beatles a'la Tupac at Coachella? Might as well, they've throne in the bloddy kitchen sink at the Opening Ceremony.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 8:57pm.
I'm watching the closing ceremonies now...Posh better be good.
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Mani, me too. Are you on central time?
I'm watching the closing ceremonies now...Posh better be good.
Disappointing but not surprising. Actually the only surprising thing about this is that a pro athlete uses condoms.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I'm gonna let this youtube flower by the name of MuchLove sum up my feelings for these ghetto gutterflowers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgf1hpZZ9nM&feature=relmfu
"I'mma need you to bring that shit to a slow minium bitch!"
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
I can't with either of the Gallagher brothers.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
the tshirts are prolly like 75 pounds 50 pence each
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Just saw the Spice Girls, l-m-f-a-o!
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@ WR and Snowy-
Maybe Lucy and ElB will take pity on us poor Americans and send us a t-shirt? *puppeh-dog eyes*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 6:19pm.
Spider3, don't let him, he's like Russell Brand! F*CK NOOOOOO! he he he he.
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Hahaha, I kinda like guys are are individual *shame-face* lol <3
WTF?!? Brasil lost after that great start?!? UGH.
WR i'm kinda pissed, one of my bosses went and I was hoping she'd bring me back a cool tshirt
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Spider3, don't let him, he's like Russell Brand! F*CK NOOOOOO! he he he he.
The closing ceremonies have not been too bad so far!
I need one of those UK t-shirts!!!!
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Lol Snowy. You have Loche leche on the brain :-) and jeah! they're all in the same (ball) club imo.
spider LOL I read "Leche" vibe and I was tryin to figger out what the hell that meant! Something in the milk ain't clean!!!!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 6:06pm.
ElB, You getting married? Say WHAT? hahahaha
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He wants to use one of us hors for citizenship to escape the madness. I guess he's not fussy though he said we could be:
"Any ugly fat American single trollops..."
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ElB, You getting married? Say WHAT? hahahaha
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Still on the gold medal volleyball game here. So I should just skip the closing huh?
OnT: I got the letch vibes from this guy when he was on DWTS. He flirted with everything that was breathing. I've heard she's a piece of work too though.
Lucy♥, Bigbendy would sniff him out from anywhere, LOLOLOLOLOLOL Should have known!
@BigBendy, did you see the hotness? ;)
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@ Bendy
Within♥ just said she saw him. I wasn't looking so I missed it!
FYI ladies before you marry ElB, he has a typical British wiener, pale and shrimpy ;p
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 5:23pm.
I'm gonna get a US citizenship and distance myself from this crapfest!
Any ugly fat American single trollops wanna marry me?
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Welllllllll...if you have money, I guess I could help ya out ElB. I require lots of sex though. /smirk. ;-)
El B, have you seen David Gandy? He is supposed to do some fashion show with Kate Moss and Naomi Cambell.
Where the hell did they did George Michael up from?
LMAO elBebe
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
Finally! George Michael, hahahah Freedom!
Elton's not invited is he?
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ElB - Now THAT's a closing ceremony I'd watch!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Put "Ocho Cinco" joke of an ass, in jail! Never saw this, and never will, thank Xst!
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I'm gonna get a US citizenship and distance myself from this crapfest!
Any ugly fat American single trollops wanna marry me?
www.limeyneedsgreencardandbjs@yahoo.co.uk
Elton Johns asshole exploded and showered everyone with Fish n Chips! FARK!
jesus El B, I damn near peed myself laughing.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 08/12/2012 - 4:55pm.
Elton Johns dressed as a Haggis and Adelles waters broke! Shit, this is a disaster!
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SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR CHRISSAKES!!! I'M WATCHING THE TAPE DELAYED TEAM RHYTHMIC GYMNASTIC GOLD MEDAL ROUND AND IT'S A NAIL BITER!!!
What is WRONG with you? lols
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Lolz XD at Bastardo
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
The funny thing about this is she agreed to an open relationship on the show. So why so mad over condoms bitch?
George Michaels dick is hanging out! He's stoned! Dang, he just shit himself! BEST CLOSING EVER!
gah! damn tape delay! I want to watch this epic failboat now!
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Elton Johns dressed as a Haggis and Adelles waters broke! Shit, this is a disaster!
Somebody from The Kinks is on, singing something boring and red buses and black taxis driving about.
POSH SPICE JUST FELL OFF THE STAGE! JESUS H!
I'd love to see Adele, her pregnant ass has been mia from the scene for awhile now...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
@ SANS,
I pulled these links up, seems everybody from Annie Lennox to George Micheal to what's left of Queen may perform. As long as I don't see that damn Paul McCartney up there I might watch.
Right now there's some fat chicken drumsticks daring me to grill them, bitches don't know who they messin' wit. lols
Oops, forgot the links;
http://www.businessinsider.com/revealed-heres-the-musical-acts-performin...
http://www.examiner.com/article/annie-lennox-spice-girls-perform-at-firs...
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I do hope Dreamboat Pete Doperty makes an appearance. After the dressage, the Queen, and the royals politely clapping in the stands, these Olympics really could use some class.
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Lucifer - I can't with the Gallagher brothers. I mean, I love Oasis as much as the next bloke....but they're such a bunch of little whiny bratty bitches! Every other day you see something in the UK tabs about Noel sleeping with Liam's latest ho piece, or the other way around. Yeah, best not to invite them to the closing ceremonies, I'm sure they'd find some way to ruin it.
bambam - I heard Wham! was going to make an appearance. Adele, too.
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@ SANS FARDS
LOL I don't think those two bitches are even speaking to each other anymore. And your sexy avie inspired me to dust off my Luther DVDs. ;o)
http://www.london2012.com/news/articles/closing-ceremony-the-ultimate-af...
Oh God. So, it's going to be a repeat of the opening ceremony, presumably with floating babies and shit.
Ain't nobody got time for that.gif
Spice Girls, Rolling Stones and One Direction are supposed to appear but they said something about a reunion too (other than SG's.)
Wham? Eurythmics, maybe? Lord I hope it's Eurythmics, love them.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Are they going to drag out the bitchy Gallagher brothers for the closing ceremonies?
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