The Silver Fox's Piece Pulls A Kristen Stewart
It all went to piss when they let Fuggie Fug get between them, obviously. The Daily Mail has some slightly ESCANDALOSO and EXLUSIVO pictures of The Silver Fox's rumored fiance Ben Maisani sucking face with a piece who isn't silver on top and doesn't have creamy porcelain skin like an angel's organic cum shot. Basically, Ben MESSani is making mouth love with a dude who isn't Anderson Cooper and he's doing it all out in the open. Here's my theories about this shit:
1. Ben has brains of dried squirrel shit and he's a dumb, cheating skank whore who has committed an ILLEGAL act by stepping out on The Silver Fox. When Andy Coo is calling you his own, the only thing you put your lips on besides him is a fucking lucky star, because you're screwing on The Silver Fox. That is living the life. If Ben is passing his peen to other whores behind Andy's ass, then he obviously wants to get caught, because who kisses their side piece out in the open besides KStew's dumb ass. You take that shit private and by private I mean the second bathroom at the gay bar Eastern Bloc. I just hope that this doesn't break Andy's heart into a million black pieces and makes his angelic hair turn charcoal black from being betrayed. If I wasn't a lazy piece of lazy shit, I'd totally work out until I got biceps on my lashes so Andy Coo would have an eight pack to cry on.
2. They have an open relationship. I know, crazy. If I was with the Silver Fox, I'd have an open relationship. But by that I mean that my legs would be open 24 hours a day for his ass. I'm sorry if there are children in the room, but that's just the truth. Why lick on another trick when you can fill your mouth with diamond dust by licking on The Silver Fox's nipple. That's just crazy!
I hope theory #2 is the correct theory, because if Anderson Cooper's heart breaks, the world will split in two and the apocalypse will swallow us whole before spitting us out into the depths of hell. We have failed as a people if Andy Coo's heart breaks. I'm just going to blame Fergie.
That being said, I'm totally twisting my nipples to those pictures. Shame: You can't ever accuse me of having any.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:28pm.
do you think Anderson's carpet matches his curtains?
im curious what silver pubes look like or silver pube stubble around the meat and two potatoes.
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Yes, I think they definitely do match. lol Silver Pubes bwahahahahahah But stubble? No, I am sure Andy keeps his garden very smooth!
i guess not. he looks to me like the type who is waxed all over from neck down
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 8:13pm.
Gladyslove and Glambert, you know you want to fuck each other so why don't you stop flirting and get it on already?
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I'd rather chew on broken glass!
gladyslove is a fucking BIGOT TROLL and that is why I fight with her!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:28pm.
do you think Anderson's carpet matches his curtains?
im curious what silver pubes look like or silver pube stubble around the meat and two potatoes.
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Yes, I think they definitely do match. lol Silver Pubes bwahahahahahah But stubble? No, I am sure Andy keeps his garden very smooth!
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Gladyslove and Glambert, you know you want to fuck each other so why don't you stop flirting and get it on already?
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Submitted by gladyslove on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 1:13am.
Gay guys cheating! That's a shocker. Never saw that one coming or going.
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You're right gladyslove...heterosexuals never cheat.
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU BIGOT CUNT TROLL! (It's not like anyone else wants to fuck you)
...this whole thing just reeeeeks of a set up...
...AC may have broken this thing off a while ago but this guy agreed ($$) to make it look like he was the one stepping out to generate public sympathy for the ubiquitous Mr. Cooper...
...wouldn't put anything past AC...he 'articled' with the CIA during...and after...college I believe...
...you learn certain disinformational skills in that outfit and you're never actually allowed to 'quit'....
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
do you think Anderson's carpet matches his curtains?
im curious what silver pubes look like or silver pube stubble around the meat and two potatoes.
Looks like you were right Michael, turns out he is "a homewrecker in whore jorts"!
Personally I'm torn between how hot those two beasts look licking on each others botox like that, and the horror of seeing Andy Coo so viscerally two timed on by said beasts! As Sue Sylvester would put it, "I was aroused, and then furious!"
What a freaking dumbass this Ben guy is!
I hope you are first in line to meet the Silver Fox at the next whatever gay meet and greet event!
Can't wait to hear more about this unfolding drama!
We hate both of these annoying nelly homosexuals and hope something VERY BAD happens to them!
hahaha night within
Loopy, one more for open post 's sake! Lol
*muah*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 3:34am.
night :P
Weird, I could swear this wasn't an open post.
Loopy, oh I forgot about turning safe search off! I'll have to remember that for my next accident!
Lol, night you guys!
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:54am.
lol if it wasnt for linda, we wouldn't have gotten to know and use the phrase "i dont get out of bed for less than 10,000"
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 3:15am.
Goodnight, so long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night.
As Maria sang to the vontrap's kids before she closed the door, slipped into the captain's bedroom for some after hours sesssy times.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:45am.
I slid out of bed (hey, I had Gandy - well, his pics - in bed with me, so did you expect me to do anything other than slide?) to turn off the computer and WTF?!!! Sal's a guy?!
Holy shit, I never knew that, even with the Alain Delon avie. How do you do, Mr. Salacious?☺
Withy looks nothing like the lovely Marion. I'd think that she did but since Sucky has declared that we're all fat, mom jeans wearers who stuff our faces with donuts (or something to that effect) I'll have to take his word for it.
To me, Withy, you'll always be Marion.
My avie is correct. I AM a car, which is pretty impressive, really. How many writing cars do you know.
Withy, I'm saving going to find the 'stumbling across' Gandy's naked pictures for tomorrow. He's worn me out tonight.LOL
Loopy's my hero, since he started with the pics.
And now, really good night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vj2QNOgmX8
♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:55am.
sure sure, lol well i got no shame, it was no accident, i just went to google image, search david gandy naked, and turned of safe search :P
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:03am.
i didnt know he had a blog on vogue :P
actually ive never heard him speak or read his material, except for the time when i read in V magazine about his work out regimes.
but otherwise, i just stand back and perve. its what i do best.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:54am.
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Oh so that's Linda E. I knew she seemed familiar. She still has it and she should take her babydaddy to the cleaners.
I'm going to bed now so I will see you all tomorrow for a wonderful tag team. Never a dull day in Babyloon. ;)
@ Within, you are too funny and the avie suits you well. You know you could join us tomorrow too!
Nite y'all!
Night Giga!
Oh, I was joking that I "stumbled" upon Gandy's pics by accident. So when Sal asked, I pretended there was no way to get them again! Shhh don't tell Loopy or he'll go nuts!
@Sal, glad to see ya here too! Hehehe I imagine you just as you are, as someone who would love the hot banana licking avie!
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@Sal
Well, I'm back, lol.
Alain Delon? The sessy actor? I knew there was a reason I liked you ;)
My avi I've changed many times but I think I'll stick to this one. It's Linda Evangelista, who I've idolized for many, many years. She's not only the greatest, but a fabulously cunty bitch, lol. This one is kind of funny to me because she's wearing a cardboard cut-out of a Vogue cover, which is ironic because she's been on 600+ covers in her career.
No. of course I'm not disappointes, and of course we'll still take those loon huting trips! I agree I really like WR's avi.
@ Gig.......roger that Gig and Sal, we"ll see you on the battlefield.
*mounts trusty steed and clip clops off to bed*
@WR
I have no idea what you're talking about, but goodnight lovely, lol.
Sal, Whamo, see you on the battlefield tomorrow ;)
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:21am.
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LOL, Giga, no offense taken. My previous avie was Alain Delon, but he looked too damn serious and this one seemed funnier and more in accordance with my moniker, so I kept it. I hope you're not too disappointed and that we can continue to have fun together. ;)
I get what you're saying about imagining people because of their alts, though. I talk to WithinR and I imagine I'm talking to Marion C. ♥♥♥♥♥
How about you Giga? What can you tell me about your avie choice? :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Sal and Gig, I can't reproduce it now! It must have been a glitch in the system! lmao! But you two kept it going pretty smoothly! You almost didn't flinch there at the end! lol
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@WR
Hey, lol. I'm totally blushing right now. And I don't look like my avi either, fyi, hahaha.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:15am.
It's all Sal's fault! He started it! ahhahahaha
Hi Salaz!
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Hiya Within!
Um, what do I have to do with some naked pics of some model?
LOL.
Hi Gigaboob! Olololol
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Andy should show and discuss the pics on the RidicuList this week (after changing the locks and leaving everything that golddigger came into the relationship with packed in a small but stylish Mark Cross overnight bag at the curb.)
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Loopy, My word! I used his initials and Google corrected it for me. I found his nekkid pics by accident. I sweah! I was not looking for any EXPLICIT CONTENT...
It's all Sal's fault! He started it! ahhahahaha
Hi Salaz!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:07am.
hahahah you did it didnt you?!!! aaaaahahaha
Bigbendy, Loopy, whatever you do, do not google David Gandy naked. Don't do it. You're welcome!
Mustang, OLLOLOL happy dreaming! See you when we see you!! ☺♪☺♪☺♪ Hope you are well!
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 2:02am.
night night :) and thanks
Loopy and Within, have you ever read Gandy's blog in the UK Vogue? He talks about some interesting issues. He is a Representative for the Battersea Animal Shelter. He also collects vintage automobiles. He also does some furniture refurbishing.
Im falling asleep on my !Pad so im out. Nigh. Don't let those nasty bugs in MK'S ad bite hahaha
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 1:47am.
I'm not going to that other thread - I peeked in and it looked nuts. I think you're terrific and love reading your comments.
SORRY Spidey3T, you're right! I'd forgotten that he started it. To all concerned (Dog & IF) - my mistake. Spidey is NOT after Whamo. She's a good girl, she is. No bunny boiling necessary.
Off to bed with photocopied pictures, thanks to Loopy.
Night all.
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 1:58am.
haha yeah its a free for all post.
okay im off to the market to get me some fresh produce to cook a chicken and porcini mushroom risotto with crispy prosciutto and parsley for dinner tonight.
So he got cheated on, move on dude. It's not the end of the world. Or perhaps they've been over for a while, but AC could probably do better. It'll be interesting to see if Cooper manages to drag some high profile celebrity out of the closet.
I was just curious as to why this thread had so many comments, and I realized that MK was drunk-commenting... too late for me. :(
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Within, yes I do. I can't rember who did it. I suppose I could go back and look but the vino is really starting to hit me. I'm almost useless now. LOL
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 1:48am.
Who the hell was that Jessie J chick? I wanted to throw a javelin at her!
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*goes to find a BIG javelin*
she is that ho who sang that money song.
clearly the talent pool was dry cuz she and one erection performed at the ceremony.
Mustang, least you stopped for a bit!! So glad to see ya! ≈❀≈❀≈❀
#SayNoToTheCorruptionOfPureSoulsLikeMustangOnDListed
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Who the hell was that Jessie J chick? I wanted to throw a javelin at her!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 1:44am.
Spidey3T - I know you've been trying to get in on the 3-way action with Whamo and make it 4-way, so I'm not buying your 'I've heard it before'. Sucking up to him is a good idea though. Hahahaha.
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Not sure what you're suggesting there Ms Mustang, but it was his comment to me that started the whole thing. Thanks though. Have a nice evening.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 1:44am.
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im laughing at your whole post right now. lol thanks
Bigbendy, do you recall when someone posted those fantastic "artistic" pics of Gandy a while back. They were b/w almost nudes! They were beautiful! It was near his birthday, remember?
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 08/13/2012 - 1:38am.
NOOOOOOOOOOO i never said i would bang phelpsie, i was just LOLing at bigbendy for describe how she wanna slide it. lol
as for the divers, well most of them are 18-23yo because the 10-m platform divers dont have a long career, cuz spending 4 hours a day jumping from 3-storeys high at 40miles per hour into water is not good for the body. thats why you dont see older guys diving because they all retire from 10m diving after 25 yo or so because of injuries.