One Of The Co-Founders Of Crocs Got A DUI And It's All Taylor Swift's Fault
That headline is made of so much perfect that if someone tattooed it on a rubber peen mitten made of recycled Crocs, I'd probably wear it all the damn time. It's that perfect.
The 51-year-old co-founder of Crocs and philanthropist, George Boedecker, should be arrested and thrown into a window-less cell on Death Row for founding the company that is spreading the dark-sided, evil work of Lucifer on the feets of whores who don't realize that they're wearing a VIP ticket to the ninth circle on their hooves. But in Boulder, Colorado on Saturday night, George Boedecker was put into handcuffs for a different reason: crazy bitch got busted for driving his Porsche while on the wrong side of drunk. The Smoking Gun says that after Drunk George was pulled over, he showed everyone that he's obviously the valedrunktorian of Randy Travis' Night School Of Drunken Fuckery, because he gave the cops a performance.
Drunk George had a good reason for why his Porsche looked like it was being driven by a crazy sack of drunk. George told the cops that he wasn't driving the Porsche. George's really famous, country singer girlfriend was. When the cops asked who his girlfriend was, he said Taylor Swift. As the cops tried to swallow the laughs flooding out of their mouths, George said that Taylor is "batshit crazy" (seems about right) and after they got into an argument in his Porsche, she jumped out of the car and ran off. The cops asked George where she ran off to and he pointed to somebody's front yard and said, "Nashville." George didn't stop there and took his boozed-up antics of foolery to the next level when the cops asked him a couple of questions. It went like this:
Cop: What's your address?
Drunk George: "I have 17 fucking homes!"
Cop: Will you take a sobriety test?
Drunk George: "I'm not doing your fucking maneuvers!"
When the cops told George he was under arrest, he told them that he couldn't believe they were doing this to him "after everything he's done for this city" and then he told them to "go fuck yourselves in the ass." George declared the cops his "enemies for life" and promised to take their badges.
I love that the co-founder of Crocs is a fuck word-throwing lunatic. I love that in his mug shot, George looks like a dehydrated orange Croc that was just boiled in a pot full of liquid meth. I love that Taylor Swift is obviously just stalking the Kennedys to distract the media from the fact that she's really dating the co-founder of Crocs. I love that Taylor's next album will have the songs "Crocs in My Heart" and "Crocodile Crack Rock" in it. And I really love that when George was arrested, he had flip flops on his feet. I love all of this.
(Thanks to everyone who sent this in)
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Those herp sores were enough to get him arrested.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
Somebody's a mean drunk. Never owned a pair. Anyone who brags to cops how rich they, desrve to be tasered.
Fker looks like one of his shoes. Butt.Ugly.
LOL at the writeup though.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Hahahahahahaha.
I'm 51 years old and my pretend Girlfriend is Taylor Swift. What a tool.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 2:28pm.
letinstar, stop lying. you know you bought a pair.
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welllllllll....i did touch on an orange pair and a pink pair, but my fingers started to tingle, so i got the fuck out of the store...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Are those herpes sores on his lips? Perhaps crack pipe burns?
Cops must really love getting characters like this guy.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:46pm.
Whamo: It seems to be blocked in the US. Are you elsewheerz?
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Oh Canada, our home and native free music land!
We're number 2, we're number 2!
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Ah, land of my father's people. And Prince videos, apparently.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Submitted by moonmaid on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:06am.
This guy's face is why women my age go for younger guys. We go to all kinds of pains to preserve ourselves, and this guy represents the cream of the crop?
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His money represents the cream of the crop. Just like beer goggles, plenty of women look at men through money goggles, and even fugly frogs look like Prince Charming when they're loaded and buying you gifts from Harry Winston and Hermes.
HIs face looks like a giant Croc. Rubbery and wall-eyed.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:18pm.
Whamno - You can't find Prince on youtube. :(
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That's because he's a jackass. He sued a fan club for using his images on their site, a fan club
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Good thing I took down my Prince Avie. He might have come after our dear MK!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:18pm.
Whamno - You can't find Prince on youtube. :(
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Here's a wicked 12" extended version by Prince!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5FxrT9smOs
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HAhAHA! I can watch it. Prince LUBS CANADA!!!
Foxxy - actually, I kind of wish I was because my foot issue has started again and those pieces of plastic shit actually HELPED.
*kicks own ass*
letinstar, stop lying. you know you bought a pair.
M.E., stop lying. you know you are wearing yours right now.
;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I own one pair of crocks, and they're the mary jane style. I wore them for waitressing.
They have not been worn since last September when I quit that bitch.
*sigh*
I guess I'll have to yell "I'm not doing your fucking maneuvers to the Caltrans workers, since I'm walled up in a dark, empty office.
two weeks ago, i ventured into a croc store, just to see what was up...it was frightening...and that fug footwear comes in all sorts of hideous colors...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Taylor isn't the only Kennedy tie in...
This guy is obviously a relative of Jackie O. with those eyes as far apart as a hammer head shark
Imagine waking up to that ugly in the morning.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:22pm.
"Jack-This is life in the good ole USA. Over at the Boston airport the TSA is accused of profiling blacks, latinos and arabs."
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If loving this is wrong, we don't want to be right.
xoxo,
The LAPD
OT: Louise, this made me think of that Reno 911 episode too!! and today i'm going to get in the express lane of the grocery store with 16 items, or enter a gas pump from the wrong direction, with the hope that someone will say something just so i can use "i'm not doing your fucking maneuvers"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:49pm.
Nope Whamo, Can't view it.
*sads*
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Well that sucks purple balls!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:46pm.
Whamo: It seems to be blocked in the US. Are you elsewheerz?
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Oh Canada, our home and native free music land!
We're number 2, we're number 2!
I had a new Alice Cooper CD from the UK on eBay and AC took it down. Bitch does that shit himself. He said he recorded the CD in the UK then came back to the US and didn't feel the feel product was his work because he wasn't there to touch it up. WTF So he said it wasn't his genuine work. I got a mark on my account. Him and Prince have no VeRO page to prewarn anyone.
So even though I see them here in Canada they are not available in the states? When I send you the link it won't play is this what you're saying?
Nope Whamo, Can't view it.
*sads*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:43pm.
Whamo - that is blocked here. :(
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Really! you can view that link!?
Maybe Canada is different because I have never seen anything on youtube I can't play. There are vids on this site that are blocked but once I find the same vid on YT I can play it!
Whamo: It seems to be blocked in the US. Are you elsewheerz?
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:18pm.
Whamno - You can't find Prince on youtube. :(
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That's because he's a jackass. He sued a fan club for using his images on their site, a fan club
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I don't know unless people have been putting it up faster than he can take it down cause I'm finding all sorts of Prince on YT?
Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein. YES.
Whamo - that is blocked here. :(
Alice Cooper should be glad that ANYONE under 50 remembers who he was...
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:18pm.
Whamno - You can't find Prince on youtube. :(
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That's because he's a jackass. He sued a fan club for using his images on their site, a fan club! He takes shit down on eBay too that he doesn't like using their VeRO program (Alice Cooper too).
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 1:18pm.
Whamno - You can't find Prince on youtube. :(
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Here's a wicked 12" extended version by Prince!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5FxrT9smOs
These....maneuvers. Are they orchestral and in the dark????
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:33pm.
Oh I got the groove for y'all this morning.
Somebody contact MK, this guy should be Hot Slut;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=relmfu
BamBam - I LOOOOOVE THIS! It's obviously a mickey take, but I love him for it, ho ho ho. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy layeeedeh, tra la la, sexy gangbang style :-)
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Whamno - You can't find Prince on youtube. :(
I just laughed until tears came to my eyes.
Michael K is the best anti-depressant in the world.
HA! I hope Taylor admits she heard this story next time she gets interviewed.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:49pm.
Happy Tuesday bitches!
PLAY IT LOUD!
http://youtu.be/FjAsAHU4-M0
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Playing it loud, good Prince cover! :)
The face of evil is upon us...
I curse this man for making the world's ugliest shoes. He should be put in a jail cell for the rest of his life for crimes against fashion.
I met this fool about 3 years ago at a business conference in denver. He basically made crazy money from buying a shoe that already existed and marketing it better. ever do something shameful while hammered and wake up in the morning with that feeling in your stomach,which only gets worse as the day carries on,you remember more and the phone calls start. Yea,at least bow ur head for a quick second for him. But the entidled "after all ive done for this city" will do him in. ugh,i live near so im burning my t.v. Set tonite
Half man, half reptile.
Certfied reptilian.
Happy Tuesday bitches!
PLAY IT LOUD!
http://youtu.be/FjAsAHU4-M0
I know I should be throwing shade at this guy for driving drunk, but his boozed up foolery is too awesome for words.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
I saw a bitch on a hoveround yesterday. Bitch was so fat all you saw was a head and feet.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:34pm.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:33pm.
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What is this?? lol, that's quite the choreography I must say.
Open Condom Style!??
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:27pm.
Yep Whamo, that my friend is what is known as an oldie but a goodie
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:28pm.
Whamo- I loved that song! When I was little I loved disco
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I'm glad you liked that one ladies:) It's funny, I appreciate disco more now than I did then, I'm more the rocker / new wave punker type guy but looking back there were some pretty cool tunes for sure, I guess because it reminds me of being a kid.....and Brenda's boobs:P
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:30pm.
прекратить это дерьмо!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
MahatMaCoat, I do! The only pair of Crocs I have are like water shoes and they do the same thing! They don't look like Crocs though, more like a ballerina slipper.